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@anthonyambrose8783
@anthonyambrose8783 Год назад
This is the... third or forth clip of Jordan's stand up I have seen. Super funny. I am hoping we see a lot more of this from her. Big career coming that way.
@dsilverleaf4668
@dsilverleaf4668 Год назад
Ditto. My intention is 2 watch em all. This woman knows her shit eh
@DarkPrincessOfLight
@DarkPrincessOfLight Год назад
Same !: ) I watched all their stuff on RU-vid
@jessed9145
@jessed9145 Месяц назад
Hopefully. Apparently, they only give unfunny women specials it seems though
@493HZ
@493HZ 7 месяцев назад
'The artillerys by the bunker by the health paaaaack' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@randywatsonssuperawesomeja3428
Jordan you're my favorite lesbian jazz musician who also does comedy.
@davidc5820
@davidc5820 Год назад
She's straight
@Lord_OTD
@Lord_OTD Год назад
😭💯
@lisacolbert5987
@lisacolbert5987 Год назад
I wish she was a homo. Not that I’d have a chance in hell… Actually , I’m glad she’s straight. Better there’s no chance in hell.
@charlesford157
@charlesford157 Год назад
She loves the D. Her words, not mine. But...She loves it
@hardy_har
@hardy_har Год назад
​@@davidc5820she's also not a jazz musician lol it's pretty clearly a joke
@Fabian080690
@Fabian080690 Год назад
Proud of Adam Sandler's transition
@SnackPatrol
@SnackPatrol Год назад
Underrated comment
@odradekfilms
@odradekfilms 10 месяцев назад
lmao
@mcrenn5350
@mcrenn5350 7 месяцев назад
I love that she liked it ❤😂
@jefftalkssports5455
@jefftalkssports5455 25 дней назад
Duuuuuude, legendary comment.
@jefftalkssports5455
@jefftalkssports5455 25 дней назад
I'll never unsee/unhear it.
@shlomovenezia101
@shlomovenezia101 Год назад
😂 she's pretty much all we've got ladies
@funkk
@funkk Год назад
Jokes aside, when you really desire someone, you will watch them do almost anything and find it exciting. Love your stand up btw!
@andrewhart6200
@andrewhart6200 Год назад
This girl sweated me since I was 18 and she was 15...I messaged her to apologize for something 15 years later and 3 months later she dumped me...I felt so stupid...this girl had been a Suicide Girl and done all kinds of things that aren't my kinks and suddenly...I couldn't get enough...I think I smelled her armpit or something I'd never done before and from then on...I was hooked...all she would have had to do back then...we coulda saved the time and her stalking fetish....cuz that was weird
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 Год назад
Bro😂😇
@SnackPatrol
@SnackPatrol Год назад
@andrewhart6200 wut
@SadeWatkins
@SadeWatkins Год назад
Facts
@100samanthamarie
@100samanthamarie Год назад
Can confirm 😊❤
@joep1909
@joep1909 Год назад
I just discovered Jordan. One of my new favorite comedians for sure. She is a killer!
@taerikee
@taerikee Год назад
Jordan's dark voice sounds like Jon Bernthal in the Punisher. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" 😂
@CesarSandwich
@CesarSandwich 11 месяцев назад
Been watching a lot of RU-vid comedy clips lately and this is the first one that's actually funny, doesn't bait the audience into an argument, and doesn't have a cringe title. Thank you.
@goldfruitco6841
@goldfruitco6841 Год назад
I love when Jordan laughs :)
@genhen
@genhen Год назад
Just by the way she talks, you can tell how much fun she would be to hang with
@aliengranpa
@aliengranpa Год назад
Right? She's like the buddy you always wanted...and it's not gay to want to bang her
@jetjet6560
@jetjet6560 Год назад
Jordan is the shit 😂 🔥
@spencerkagen1386
@spencerkagen1386 Год назад
"It's gotta be the glass; it can't be real, what I'm seeing" 😂
@thetruth1862
@thetruth1862 Год назад
I literally ate cheese cake with my hands last night
@CajonesandCannolis
@CajonesandCannolis 5 месяцев назад
i’ve done that drunk 😂 even worse i dropped a huge piece and preceded to eat it off my floor cus i reminded myself i had just washed the floor 😂😭🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂
@Arthur-ek7nd
@Arthur-ek7nd Год назад
Jordan has the type of face that looks wild when you're tripping.
@amitav5908
@amitav5908 Год назад
It’s the eyes I think
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 Год назад
>>>>>
@Android-Zen
@Android-Zen Год назад
To be fair, all faces look wild when you're tripping. 😅
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 Год назад
@@Android-Zen >>> Thats why I never look in a mirror. Tripping or otherwise.
@Arthur-ek7nd
@Arthur-ek7nd Год назад
@@Android-Zen maybe, but the only faces I have stared at deeply while tripping are those of my girlfriends. Some looked normal, others would wig me out.
@alexurbanchek7679
@alexurbanchek7679 Год назад
I’ve only seen your bits on instagram, and what a pleasure seeing this channel with longer clips
@KelvinTurner-nl4xp
@KelvinTurner-nl4xp 4 месяца назад
There are once in a lifetime things you cross off of your bucket list....and... THEN there are the dozens......I literally just made this up. I want to see Jordan live a doze times before I die. I will custom make this card AND ask Jordan to punch it every time.
@brothajamez
@brothajamez Год назад
1) Please do another special. 2) Please tour in Europe, preferrably in Oslo Huge fan. You and Shane Gillis are my top 2 ahead of dave chapelle
@4nz-nl
@4nz-nl Год назад
and Netherlands :)
@TheCruxy
@TheCruxy Год назад
Half hour coming out soon
@vlenser
@vlenser 10 месяцев назад
Berlin!
@cutebabyseal621
@cutebabyseal621 Год назад
Damn, she is so fucking funny. Need to see her live someday
@OkalaborationO
@OkalaborationO Год назад
I love you . . . YOU DON’T KNOW ME
@mikeb3419
@mikeb3419 3 месяца назад
I get to watch her set live for the first time in 3 hours! I can't fucking wait.
@WardWyatt
@WardWyatt Год назад
My favorite female comedian on Insta and real life! 😂
@MadeitpastJesus
@MadeitpastJesus Год назад
❤ I hope she starts an OnlyFans ❤ 😂 (algo)
@NoelBuller
@NoelBuller 5 месяцев назад
I show this clip to anyone who says women aren't funny
@chaosido19
@chaosido19 Год назад
If you could add the things the crowd says as subs it would be nice❤ loving ur work
@PeecfulP
@PeecfulP 7 месяцев назад
The only person the makes me laugh out loud consistently
@Peter-yc2uh
@Peter-yc2uh Год назад
"I don't know why I'm giving him a scottish accent" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 And I was thinking the exact same thing, but it sounded like an Irish pirate... I also thought that the guy should just pull in a lazy boy to the bathroom, and just go ahead and make it a theater experience?
@BooBuKittyPhuk
@BooBuKittyPhuk Год назад
That in no way was a Scottish or Irish accent 😂 not sure exactly, but it was very proud whatever it was 🤣🥰
@sananton2821
@sananton2821 Год назад
It's a Cornish accent.
@sananton2821
@sananton2821 Год назад
@@BooBuKittyPhuk West Country/Cornish.
@derekramirez4683
@derekramirez4683 Год назад
I'ma date this chick some day lol
@SquishyMushy
@SquishyMushy Год назад
Checked your profile, I admire your confidence lol
@Smiley-Coyote
@Smiley-Coyote Год назад
Jesus christ, youre absolutely hilarious Jordan, i haven't laughed this since..earlier today when i saw one of your ither clips, hope to see you in Austin someday!
@jonlee72
@jonlee72 Год назад
Great set! First time hearing her stuff.
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 Год назад
WOW you’re brilliant sis! The way you worked your crowd was insanely crafty! I’m a Transman and the conversation about the shaved puzzy, was SUCH a great topic. It was overly sexual, it was causal, still somehow not that uncomfortable, loosened folks up and actually extremely educational. I was born in Oakland, raised in Ohio then moved back out to Cali. So the joke about the Midwest shaved all the way, was so insightful and actually perplexed me in a way that said Hey, how the fuxk does she know that!!! Just like East coast/West coast lingo--there’s west coast /east coast comfortable levels, I suppose. How you’ve learned that and shared so so insightful. I’m glad you’re here and I found your material. I’m 39, so it’s about time we starting shining some light on these lgbt+ perspectives in a light hearted and fun way. Cheers 🥃
@2ndmoon
@2ndmoon Год назад
jordan is so fucking underrated! great crowd work 😂🤣
@benkilgore
@benkilgore Год назад
best eyebrows in the biz
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom Год назад
Mom has my full support💗
@jerrygamez5723
@jerrygamez5723 Год назад
Thanks for the video
@ScotsyCajn
@ScotsyCajn Год назад
Fuckin-a, right. Shit, I'm convinced we're a split soul, homie. Fuckin love ya!
@deadbeast99k85
@deadbeast99k85 Год назад
Never fails to get me to laugh. lmfao
@ericstauffacher4357
@ericstauffacher4357 Год назад
She's great.
@CatDogWalk
@CatDogWalk 5 месяцев назад
I love being "me," with Jordan!
@Mekinhumbel
@Mekinhumbel Месяц назад
Nobody does better crowd work
@konstantine8054
@konstantine8054 Год назад
Funniest lady out there BY FAR!
@tambob82
@tambob82 Год назад
Jordan, you da best.
@ergkj
@ergkj Год назад
So funny! Then she tells an audience member to stop laughing?! 😂🤔
@leorubio5653
@leorubio5653 Год назад
I'm 50 been a comedy fan/connoisseur since I became a class clown at 12 and you got it imo woman!! :) Holy shit u are hilarious! hahahaha. Looking forward to u coming out to Vegas.
@Bman32x
@Bman32x Год назад
If you’re ever booked in Tacoma or Seattle I’m definitely coming to see you !
@UTKARSHARJUN
@UTKARSHARJUN Год назад
Best female comedian i have seen .
@shinymorist5314
@shinymorist5314 Год назад
OMFG yes to all of it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 Год назад
Good times.
@pault6347
@pault6347 Год назад
Yeah....that's what happens when you connect with another person GENUINELY and you BOTH accept that life is full of WORK and even FUN things are WORK. That's how mating and marriage is supposed to be. That's how humans are supposed to be. Not trying to take away from the bit/act, this is good comedy...but with monogamy basically in the toilet in popular culture currently....everyone should see this clip as a reminder that yes it WORKS if YOU work at it.
@moontreecollective6718
@moontreecollective6718 8 месяцев назад
Did she really just compare video games to shaving your pubic area? Yea, that’s totally the same…
@CC-nn8bs
@CC-nn8bs Месяц назад
My ex always wanted to take showers together. Not even in a sexual way most of the time. Ive seen her shave multiple times. I remember the first time seeing her shave, i was laughing so hard at her because of the stance she was in, it was exactly how Jordan described it 😂
@penguin44ca
@penguin44ca Месяц назад
Yup. In our shower, I will go first. Then I wash her hair and back and then I'm out. Nobody needs to see that angle ever.
@schulzbot
@schulzbot Год назад
Back to back jokes on your page. I'm going through it. You rule.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 5 месяцев назад
she's so traumatized
@obsidianchao
@obsidianchao 3 месяца назад
If somebody dumped me over video games I would be SOOOO PROUD OF MYSELF 😂 Gotta hide the nerdy shit from the first dates tho
@Krimzynn
@Krimzynn 9 месяцев назад
WAIT, why are guys who game bad... fuckin a...
@RayoAtra
@RayoAtra 5 месяцев назад
Great stuff lady
@MatthiasCorvinu
@MatthiasCorvinu 4 месяца назад
Jordan, I'd watch you shave and still love you lolol
@michelleford7392
@michelleford7392 Год назад
You’re hilarious!!
@EarlStirling
@EarlStirling 7 месяцев назад
SUPER funny! I detect a bit of the Iliza Schlesinger sound and vibe... which I love.
@brandonwilson7385
@brandonwilson7385 2 дня назад
I’ll never understand women’s issue with games. I get it if it’s all you do but you can’t physically see me playing video games is wild. That’s more a them issue than a me issue at that point. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jordan still crushed and is still hilarious I just like video games so I had to defend
@Adiscretefirm
@Adiscretefirm 5 месяцев назад
How dare a man have a hobby and friends!
@alexanderdavid8441
@alexanderdavid8441 Год назад
New fan, I see why your popping!
@SeanMcGown
@SeanMcGown Год назад
Jesus, you are so funny.
@runronnierun7213
@runronnierun7213 Год назад
Joran is killer! Lover her crazy ADHD energy.
@runronnierun7213
@runronnierun7213 Год назад
Jordan.
@davidgolke8856
@davidgolke8856 5 месяцев назад
you are my favorite comedian. You are better than this
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 Год назад
Jordan is like mixture of louie and ian
@cariiinen
@cariiinen Год назад
So funny!
@madwilliamflint
@madwilliamflint Год назад
How the hell have I only discovered your stuff today? You're a fucking scream.
@aenima4892
@aenima4892 4 месяца назад
Would.
@slow88LX
@slow88LX Год назад
Soooo funny.
@CalGcastglassnz
@CalGcastglassnz Год назад
Glassman & Ari sent me
@jaredfoote30000
@jaredfoote30000 Год назад
Reminds me of illiza
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 Год назад
If you just slowed down a bit you'd be perfect louie
@turtferguson4831
@turtferguson4831 Год назад
I prefer a little stubble
@Zuginator
@Zuginator 5 месяцев назад
Yeah to toxicity? Like be honest about who you are. Also BOTH ladies and gentlemen. Get a beard trimmer as it doesn't catch your junk. Set a setting and give yourself a nice lawn. It's not hard, takes little time, AND improves the experience for everyone. My wife kept using shitty Bic razers. It took me so long to get her to use my good quality. Gillette razors. And now she's like that was so much better. Now we just both use a beard trimmer.
@billwaterson9492
@billwaterson9492 6 месяцев назад
I would marry Jordan.
@GazongasUniversity
@GazongasUniversity Год назад
I wish I was her step brother
@buck_swope
@buck_swope 9 месяцев назад
Jordan I love you but I can pretend that I don't if it means you'll pay attention to me
@TheDrKyuss
@TheDrKyuss Год назад
I can thank Fidance for one thing , finding out about Jordan. Cheers Ian.
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 4 месяца назад
So weird that guys with a hobby that involves great hand eye coordination, timing, and micro dexterity would be good in bed.
@MiaKhalifa-mj5xz
@MiaKhalifa-mj5xz Год назад
I love you
@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276
@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 Год назад
Comedienne
@maklemberg4457
@maklemberg4457 9 месяцев назад
I've seen my gf shave before many times lol
@anddoucette2006
@anddoucette2006 Год назад
Jordan is God
@mauricio2456
@mauricio2456 Год назад
So the dude was just having fun, bothering no-one with a video game and that was too much for her. He dodge a massive bullet. Good for him.
@clairej6747
@clairej6747 Год назад
It's a bit, dude. Lighten up.
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 Год назад
I wish you was my kindergarten teacher
@joerenner1649
@joerenner1649 Год назад
thats why u find a dude that will cut it 4 u
@AJ-lz3lr
@AJ-lz3lr 6 месяцев назад
Id pay to see this lady
@PointingLasersAtAircraft
@PointingLasersAtAircraft 6 месяцев назад
Is disliking videogames an old person thing?
@4867503
@4867503 12 дней назад
It's a 90% of women thing unfortunately. The other 8% are the ones that tolerate it because you like it, and 2% are the ones who actually enjoy it with you and on their own
@davidblack7625
@davidblack7625 Год назад
funny stuff
@Ayeohx
@Ayeohx 24 дня назад
That guy that she left dodged a bullet.
@TheRealVitaminTtm
@TheRealVitaminTtm Год назад
😂❤😅😊
@Preciouspink
@Preciouspink 6 месяцев назад
Heart shaped
@sweetpea775
@sweetpea775 Год назад
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@penguin44ca
@penguin44ca Месяц назад
Bald is great or triangle. Anything else nope.
@pravkdey
@pravkdey Год назад
😂🎉
@kaisersozay8978
@kaisersozay8978 29 дней назад
I didn't realize Jordan was this uptight
@patbarbe6962
@patbarbe6962 Год назад
😂😅😂😢
@minnumseerrund
@minnumseerrund 10 месяцев назад
not to be rude mam, but didnt you say you drive a motorbike? kinda feel like that's 10x as expensive and 1000x dangerous as video games while also being pretty fukken childish. Like, get a bmx instead at least it's a workout
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 4 месяца назад
It's utilitarian, not a game.
@litterbox2010
@litterbox2010 4 месяца назад
Doesn't go "bald".. doesn't like video games. Damn. She's like, outta the 80s or something lmao. I haven't met anyone under the age of 35 that doesn't play video games, and that keeps bush.
@MrScooterComputer
@MrScooterComputer Год назад
Count Chocula is so funny
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