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@randywatsonssuperawesomeja3428
Jordan you're my favorite lesbian jazz musician who also does comedy.
@davidc5820
@davidc5820 11 месяцев назад
She's straight
@Lord_OTD
@Lord_OTD 11 месяцев назад
😭💯
@lisacolbert5987
@lisacolbert5987 11 месяцев назад
I wish she was a homo. Not that I’d have a chance in hell… Actually , I’m glad she’s straight. Better there’s no chance in hell.
@charlesford157
@charlesford157 11 месяцев назад
She loves the D. Her words, not mine. But...She loves it
@hardy_har
@hardy_har 10 месяцев назад
​@@davidc5820she's also not a jazz musician lol it's pretty clearly a joke
@493HZ
@493HZ 4 месяца назад
'The artillerys by the bunker by the health paaaaack' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anthonyambrose8783
@anthonyambrose8783 11 месяцев назад
This is the... third or forth clip of Jordan's stand up I have seen. Super funny. I am hoping we see a lot more of this from her. Big career coming that way.
@dsilverleaf4668
@dsilverleaf4668 11 месяцев назад
Ditto. My intention is 2 watch em all. This woman knows her shit eh
@DarkPrincessOfLight
@DarkPrincessOfLight 11 месяцев назад
Same !: ) I watched all their stuff on RU-vid
@shlomovenezia101
@shlomovenezia101 Год назад
😂 she's pretty much all we've got ladies
@Arthur-ek7nd
@Arthur-ek7nd Год назад
Jordan has the type of face that looks wild when you're tripping.
@amitav5908
@amitav5908 Год назад
It’s the eyes I think
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 11 месяцев назад
>>>>>
@Android-Zen
@Android-Zen 10 месяцев назад
To be fair, all faces look wild when you're tripping. 😅
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 10 месяцев назад
@@Android-Zen >>> Thats why I never look in a mirror. Tripping or otherwise.
@Arthur-ek7nd
@Arthur-ek7nd 10 месяцев назад
@@Android-Zen maybe, but the only faces I have stared at deeply while tripping are those of my girlfriends. Some looked normal, others would wig me out.
@Fabian080690
@Fabian080690 Год назад
Proud of Adam Sandler's transition
@SnackPatrol
@SnackPatrol 11 месяцев назад
Underrated comment
@odradekfilms
@odradekfilms 7 месяцев назад
lmao
@mcrenn5350
@mcrenn5350 3 месяца назад
I love that she liked it ❤😂
@shonaharris9328
@shonaharris9328 Год назад
I like how she cracked herself up at the end 😂. She is funny 😄. I like how she can joke about women’s sexuality and make it fun and normal.
@funkk
@funkk Год назад
Jokes aside, when you really desire someone, you will watch them do almost anything and find it exciting. Love your stand up btw!
@andrewhart6200
@andrewhart6200 Год назад
This girl sweated me since I was 18 and she was 15...I messaged her to apologize for something 15 years later and 3 months later she dumped me...I felt so stupid...this girl had been a Suicide Girl and done all kinds of things that aren't my kinks and suddenly...I couldn't get enough...I think I smelled her armpit or something I'd never done before and from then on...I was hooked...all she would have had to do back then...we coulda saved the time and her stalking fetish....cuz that was weird
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 Год назад
Bro😂😇
@SnackPatrol
@SnackPatrol 11 месяцев назад
@andrewhart6200 wut
@SadeWatkins
@SadeWatkins 11 месяцев назад
Facts
@100samanthamarie
@100samanthamarie 11 месяцев назад
Can confirm 😊❤
@joep1909
@joep1909 10 месяцев назад
I just discovered Jordan. One of my new favorite comedians for sure. She is a killer!
@BertScholl
@BertScholl Год назад
Everyone morning, I wake up hoping to find a new clip of your standup so I can start my day laughing my ass off. 🙌🏽😂
@ScotsyCajn
@ScotsyCajn Год назад
Yes, indeed. Best fuckin doses are hers!
@jetjet6560
@jetjet6560 Год назад
Jordan is the shit 😂 🔥
@genhen
@genhen 11 месяцев назад
Just by the way she talks, you can tell how much fun she would be to hang with
@aliengranpa
@aliengranpa 8 месяцев назад
Right? She's like the buddy you always wanted...and it's not gay to want to bang her
@goldfruitco6841
@goldfruitco6841 Год назад
I love when Jordan laughs :)
@CesarSandwich
@CesarSandwich 8 месяцев назад
Been watching a lot of RU-vid comedy clips lately and this is the first one that's actually funny, doesn't bait the audience into an argument, and doesn't have a cringe title. Thank you.
@KelvinTurner-nl4xp
@KelvinTurner-nl4xp Месяц назад
There are once in a lifetime things you cross off of your bucket list....and... THEN there are the dozens......I literally just made this up. I want to see Jordan live a doze times before I die. I will custom make this card AND ask Jordan to punch it every time.
@spencerkagen1386
@spencerkagen1386 11 месяцев назад
"It's gotta be the glass; it can't be real, what I'm seeing" 😂
@alexurbanchek7679
@alexurbanchek7679 Год назад
I’ve only seen your bits on instagram, and what a pleasure seeing this channel with longer clips
@jonlee72
@jonlee72 11 месяцев назад
Great set! First time hearing her stuff.
@taerikee
@taerikee 11 месяцев назад
Jordan's dark voice sounds like Jon Bernthal in the Punisher. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" 😂
@BlessedAreTheCheesemakers
@BlessedAreTheCheesemakers 10 месяцев назад
I discovered you today and adore your style. Funny as hell.
@thetruth1862
@thetruth1862 Год назад
I literally ate cheese cake with my hands last night
@CajonesandCannolis
@CajonesandCannolis Месяц назад
i’ve done that drunk 😂 even worse i dropped a huge piece and preceded to eat it off my floor cus i reminded myself i had just washed the floor 😂😭🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂
@jerrygamez5723
@jerrygamez5723 Год назад
Thanks for the video
@chaosido19
@chaosido19 11 месяцев назад
If you could add the things the crowd says as subs it would be nice❤ loving ur work
@PeecfulP
@PeecfulP 3 месяца назад
The only person the makes me laugh out loud consistently
@deadbeast99k85
@deadbeast99k85 Год назад
Never fails to get me to laugh. lmfao
@cutebabyseal621
@cutebabyseal621 Год назад
Damn, she is so fucking funny. Need to see her live someday
@brothajamez
@brothajamez Год назад
1) Please do another special. 2) Please tour in Europe, preferrably in Oslo Huge fan. You and Shane Gillis are my top 2 ahead of dave chapelle
@4nz-nl
@4nz-nl Год назад
and Netherlands :)
@TheCruxy
@TheCruxy 11 месяцев назад
Half hour coming out soon
@vlenser
@vlenser 6 месяцев назад
Berlin!
@2ndmoon
@2ndmoon Год назад
jordan is so fucking underrated! great crowd work 😂🤣
@JamesLeeBuzz
@JamesLeeBuzz Год назад
Jesus christ, youre absolutely hilarious Jordan, i haven't laughed this since..earlier today when i saw one of your ither clips, hope to see you in Austin someday!
@Bman32x
@Bman32x Год назад
If you’re ever booked in Tacoma or Seattle I’m definitely coming to see you !
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom Год назад
Mom has my full support💗
@tambob82
@tambob82 Год назад
Jordan, you da best.
@RoboMiller570
@RoboMiller570 Год назад
You rock, Jordan!
@WardWyatt
@WardWyatt Год назад
My favorite female comedian on Insta and real life! 😂
@MadeitpastJesus
@MadeitpastJesus Год назад
❤ I hope she starts an OnlyFans ❤ 😂 (algo)
@ericstauffacher4357
@ericstauffacher4357 Год назад
She's great.
@konstantine8054
@konstantine8054 Год назад
Funniest lady out there BY FAR!
@leorubio5653
@leorubio5653 8 месяцев назад
I'm 50 been a comedy fan/connoisseur since I became a class clown at 12 and you got it imo woman!! :) Holy shit u are hilarious! hahahaha. Looking forward to u coming out to Vegas.
@shinymorist5314
@shinymorist5314 Год назад
OMFG yes to all of it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CatDogWalk
@CatDogWalk Месяц назад
I love being "me," with Jordan!
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 Год назад
Good times.
@UTKARSHARJUN
@UTKARSHARJUN Год назад
Best female comedian i have seen .
@OkalaborationO
@OkalaborationO Год назад
I love you . . . YOU DON’T KNOW ME
@derekramirez4683
@derekramirez4683 Год назад
I'ma date this chick some day lol
@SquishyMushy
@SquishyMushy Год назад
Checked your profile, I admire your confidence lol
@michelleford7392
@michelleford7392 10 месяцев назад
You’re hilarious!!
@bezenhappync
@bezenhappync Месяц назад
One of the best doing it right now.
@carinen8119
@carinen8119 11 месяцев назад
So funny!
@ScotsyCajn
@ScotsyCajn Год назад
Fuckin-a, right. Shit, I'm convinced we're a split soul, homie. Fuckin love ya!
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 Год назад
WOW you’re brilliant sis! The way you worked your crowd was insanely crafty! I’m a Transman and the conversation about the shaved puzzy, was SUCH a great topic. It was overly sexual, it was causal, still somehow not that uncomfortable, loosened folks up and actually extremely educational. I was born in Oakland, raised in Ohio then moved back out to Cali. So the joke about the Midwest shaved all the way, was so insightful and actually perplexed me in a way that said Hey, how the fuxk does she know that!!! Just like East coast/West coast lingo--there’s west coast /east coast comfortable levels, I suppose. How you’ve learned that and shared so so insightful. I’m glad you’re here and I found your material. I’m 39, so it’s about time we starting shining some light on these lgbt+ perspectives in a light hearted and fun way. Cheers 🥃
@alexanderdavid8441
@alexanderdavid8441 Год назад
New fan, I see why your popping!
@benkilgore
@benkilgore 9 месяцев назад
best eyebrows in the biz
@RayoAtra
@RayoAtra 2 месяца назад
Great stuff lady
@Peter-yc2uh
@Peter-yc2uh Год назад
"I don't know why I'm giving him a scottish accent" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 And I was thinking the exact same thing, but it sounded like an Irish pirate... I also thought that the guy should just pull in a lazy boy to the bathroom, and just go ahead and make it a theater experience?
@BooBuKittyPhuk
@BooBuKittyPhuk 11 месяцев назад
That in no way was a Scottish or Irish accent 😂 not sure exactly, but it was very proud whatever it was 🤣🥰
@sananton2821
@sananton2821 11 месяцев назад
It's a Cornish accent.
@sananton2821
@sananton2821 11 месяцев назад
@@BooBuKittyPhuk West Country/Cornish.
@celloafterdark4173
@celloafterdark4173 10 месяцев назад
I wish I could do that voice she's doing 😂😂😂 grrrrrrrrrrr
@slow88LX
@slow88LX 9 месяцев назад
Soooo funny.
@schulzbot
@schulzbot Год назад
Back to back jokes on your page. I'm going through it. You rule.
@SeanMcGown
@SeanMcGown 11 месяцев назад
Jesus, you are so funny.
@getlooky736
@getlooky736 2 месяца назад
Please come to Tacoma
@ergkj
@ergkj Год назад
So funny! Then she tells an audience member to stop laughing?! 😂🤔
@MatthiasCorvinu
@MatthiasCorvinu Месяц назад
Jordan, I'd watch you shave and still love you lolol
@BooBuKittyPhuk
@BooBuKittyPhuk 11 месяцев назад
None of my gfs _ever_ hid stuff from me, but they've all been pretty white trashy, minus the white part for my wife 🤣🤣🤣... but fyi that's so _NOT_ a Scottish accent 😂😜 The short you posted was definitely a good edit of the longer clip, but man seeing it all here makes it even funnier, I'm so happy with the algorithm right now!
@MiaKhalifa-mj5xz
@MiaKhalifa-mj5xz 10 месяцев назад
I love you
@jaredfoote30000
@jaredfoote30000 10 месяцев назад
Reminds me of illiza
@davidblack7625
@davidblack7625 Год назад
funny stuff
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 11 месяцев назад
Jordan is like mixture of louie and ian
@turtferguson4831
@turtferguson4831 Год назад
I prefer a little stubble
@CalGcastglassnz
@CalGcastglassnz 9 месяцев назад
Glassman & Ari sent me
@TheRealVitaminTtm
@TheRealVitaminTtm 10 месяцев назад
😂❤😅😊
@EarlStirling
@EarlStirling 4 месяца назад
SUPER funny! I detect a bit of the Iliza Schlesinger sound and vibe... which I love.
@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276
@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 Год назад
Comedienne
@KelvinTurner-nl4xp
@KelvinTurner-nl4xp Месяц назад
I swear it here and now. Jordan....I do know you...I do. You ARE me...Until now, my animal spirit has been the honey badger. Now, it is you. i once dated you. She was amazing.
@NoelBuller
@NoelBuller 2 месяца назад
I show this clip to anyone who says women aren't funny
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 11 месяцев назад
If you just slowed down a bit you'd be perfect louie
@Krimzynn
@Krimzynn 5 месяцев назад
WAIT, why are guys who game bad... fuckin a...
@billwaterson9492
@billwaterson9492 2 месяца назад
I would marry Jordan.
@pault6347
@pault6347 10 месяцев назад
Yeah....that's what happens when you connect with another person GENUINELY and you BOTH accept that life is full of WORK and even FUN things are WORK. That's how mating and marriage is supposed to be. That's how humans are supposed to be. Not trying to take away from the bit/act, this is good comedy...but with monogamy basically in the toilet in popular culture currently....everyone should see this clip as a reminder that yes it WORKS if YOU work at it.
@aenima4892
@aenima4892 24 дня назад
Would.
@moontreecollective6718
@moontreecollective6718 4 месяца назад
Did she really just compare video games to shaving your pubic area? Yea, that’s totally the same…
@anddoucette2006
@anddoucette2006 Год назад
Jordan is God
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc Месяц назад
she's so traumatized
@maklemberg4457
@maklemberg4457 6 месяцев назад
I've seen my gf shave before many times lol
@davidgolke8856
@davidgolke8856 Месяц назад
you are my favorite comedian. You are better than this
@obsidianchao
@obsidianchao 17 дней назад
If somebody dumped me over video games I would be SOOOO PROUD OF MYSELF 😂 Gotta hide the nerdy shit from the first dates tho
@Zerpersande
@Zerpersande 9 месяцев назад
I do NOT get this crap with shaving. Maybe a slight trim to keep the length under control but nothing where you can tell anything is going on.
@TheDrKyuss
@TheDrKyuss Год назад
I can thank Fidance for one thing , finding out about Jordan. Cheers Ian.
@pravkdey
@pravkdey Год назад
😂🎉
@lostsoul2184
@lostsoul2184 11 месяцев назад
I wish you was my kindergarten teacher
@patbarbe6962
@patbarbe6962 10 месяцев назад
😂😅😂😢
@madwilliamflint
@madwilliamflint Год назад
How the hell have I only discovered your stuff today? You're a fucking scream.
@runronnierun7213
@runronnierun7213 11 месяцев назад
Joran is killer! Lover her crazy ADHD energy.
@runronnierun7213
@runronnierun7213 11 месяцев назад
Jordan.
@Adiscretefirm
@Adiscretefirm Месяц назад
How dare a man have a hobby and friends!
@PointingLasersAtAircraft
@PointingLasersAtAircraft 2 месяца назад
Is disliking videogames an old person thing?
@buck_swope
@buck_swope 6 месяцев назад
Jordan I love you but I can pretend that I don't if it means you'll pay attention to me
@sweetpea775
@sweetpea775 Год назад
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GazongasUniversity
@GazongasUniversity Год назад
I wish I was her step brother
@AJ-lz3lr
@AJ-lz3lr 2 месяца назад
Id pay to see this lady
@21deangelo
@21deangelo 2 месяца назад
If ur breaking up with someone because they play video games and not out cheating on u and lying to u then ur crazy
@joerenner1649
@joerenner1649 10 месяцев назад
thats why u find a dude that will cut it 4 u
@Preciouspink
@Preciouspink 3 месяца назад
Heart shaped
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 Месяц назад
So weird that guys with a hobby that involves great hand eye coordination, timing, and micro dexterity would be good in bed.
@Zuginator
@Zuginator 2 месяца назад
Yeah to toxicity? Like be honest about who you are. Also BOTH ladies and gentlemen. Get a beard trimmer as it doesn't catch your junk. Set a setting and give yourself a nice lawn. It's not hard, takes little time, AND improves the experience for everyone. My wife kept using shitty Bic razers. It took me so long to get her to use my good quality. Gillette razors. And now she's like that was so much better. Now we just both use a beard trimmer.
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