Jordan Peterson | Cumtown 

My studies

That’s literally what nick fuentes said

I'm 30 and I've never actually listened to anything this guy has said. I just looked up the video where he says that and he's clearly doing a bit. Not to say people don't buy into this stuff but it's cringe that enough people take him seriously enough for him to be as popular as he is.

@@o_o8203Jordan Peterson is not doing a bit what so ever. Don’t know where you’re getting that from

Every time RU-vid notifies me someone likes this, I feel obligated to listen to this bit, and it never gets old

The Seinfeld one tops this

“Cancer is actually caused by hyper vitality. People with cancer are much healthier, and live much longer, than everyone else, and also have giant dicks.” - Jordan Peterson

Or the cause of cancer.

@@HomeroTV95 both

It's a bad impression of Jordan Peterson but a great impression of Mickey Mouse.

this is too fuckin funny

What a great visual

He calls up Sam Harris and Eric Weinstein for the 2 AM nut squeeze session

lmao nice one

It’s absolutely embarrassing that Joe Rogan and his pals, all in their 40s/50s, decided to call their group of friends the “intellectual dark web” like some high school students sitting at a lunch table thinking of what to call themselves.

I’ve been scrolling down looking for it.

"Jordan Peterson is really the savior of the Western world you guys"

Found one in the replies on the first comment i saw

You're just afraid to clean your room and marry the first woman you meet and have 3 children. Kidz deez dayz

@@RatatRatR real shit though

Why not both

​@@chimpydweebI'm sure the sailors of the USS Liberty would agree that Israel is our "Greatest Ally" (tm)

@@x600NitroXpress so would all the kids in the WTC Day Care center

Israel is the only democratic nation in a sea of authentic theocratic savagery. But yall cant stand jews and you need someone to blame for your problems. Sad to watch.

@@willywonka7812 Not funny. Hamas uses their own civilians and even children as human shields but you're stuck in your own horseshit because you read about some military operation going wrong 70 years ago which would confirm your preexisting biases so that's as far as you'll look.

we did it reddit

Because he has the same gay little jewish frame

Unsung Hero is my gay Chinese cousin's name. And I'm gay.

Truns

Go to bed addy

Adam Peterstein

What vid

@@WizTroll ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-nSG80yyxCUk.html

@@emjay3066 Take your meds weirdo.

@@emjay3066 alright, dude. chill

@@emjay3066 you're really straight 😡

Bro that is a sigma-brain take 💯 -also- Bro I serve that sigma-brain cake Because I'm gay

nick doesnt do kermit cause it so easily slips into a bill cosby impression, which happens to a lot of his impressions weirdly enough

mickey mouse*

Def micky ​@@ByeBaybe

​@@johnlewtas6833which then slips into meatwad

Very rare Stav subtle banger

Underrated little Stav joke

1:41

Hell yeah dude

He’s fucking brain dead

Sometimes it is really funny though. I remember when I first heard the show. Nick was saying all this outrageous shit and Stav was straight in there with, yes, exactly stuff. It cracked me up big time.

lol needs more crying

Jordan Peterson voice… Kermit “thee” frog here

He is literally a fed so it follows

@@patrickbateman1660are you retarded

That’s meta as fuck

This conspiracy theory is one of the funniest on the internet. You a Pippa fan too? 😂

Was he being serious? Or was he being...gay!

No one loves you

"it's nuot funny, bucko"

while petting his pet lobster

Do people genuinely believe that Jordan Peterson would be so invested in anyones opinion of him? He is a well established person, and he really focuses on bigger issues. I mean, if this is a joke I get it, but I feel like people here genuinely believe they can have a meaningful critique of Jordan Peterson views

@@carlpanzram7081🤣🤣

Agreed lol

Carrots are gay tho

That's why I love them@@tingle2958

The clip on the TV is sync'd up so well

To be clear it's not healthy. But yee

@@muscularclassrepresentativ5663 why not

@@HitstikFit Humans are omnivores. Our bodies are built to consume meat as well as veggies and other sources. Carnivore diets are just as bad Vegan diets (which is to say, not the worst if done right, but definitely not the most healthy)

@@HitstikFit if your all meat diet includes a large variety of meats, and a large variety of organ meats (gay), then it could be alright, but even that should only be for people with pretty specific dietary problems/needs, and I've never heard Jordan or his hot daughter say specificy that, so there's probably a lot of dumb ass fans of theirs messing up their health by just eating all the regular cuts of beef or whatever.

@@TheBlackLantern34 , whole food plant based diets are incredibly healthy and is recommended by the American Heart Association.

And of course he had to relate it to the culture war...like every other topic ever

By crying you're doing a Jordan Peterson impression yourself, bucko

😂😂 correct​@@buhshmuh

lmao bro what

​@@MrCouchblehru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ylyptoT0QaQ.htmlsi=NxK_6xg8ICUBAqm7

the way he says "it's actually gay to get pussy" annihilates me every time

Please, please tell me this is ironic.

@@sealmeatisbestmeat1241 its a joke??

​@@sealmeatisbestmeat1241?

that nobody watches

​@@johnbeetle4340 plenty do

It's not going anywhere. Have you seen the fitness series?

sounds like something a gay guy would say

@@tomjenkins8151 sounds like something only gay guys could know about

@@joabayhan3540 thanks i will

haha! nice one

He left the podcast

@@buttersnart He never left, just never joined TAFS

nah he ruins it by making everything a gay joke and laughing over people, glad that ass left

RIP

@@charles67198 did somebody pass away?

​@@connorday5365 cum town is dead. I'm sure you've already figured that out by now though.

newsflash pal: ur gay

​@@connorday5365the whole town

Joker with a Hoagie

The Batman Who Eats

the pork knight

Penguin. It’s so obvious to me

Why do you like mlp so much? What does it do for you? No hate I'm genuinely curious

Yehman. Sure thingman. You should smoke DMT and eat some elkman.

In the same boat, really hasn’t been the same since Stav left. Not to say TAFS isn’t good. I do enjoy the stuff I’ve seen.

@@InfinitiG-gz7ic It really isn’t the same man, every time Nick does impressions he even says “ohh thats a cumtown joke this isnt cumtown” like yeah man it’s good but it’s just heading in another direction I guess it’s still good but it’s noticeably less entertaining for me at least 🤷

@@omgurSOromantic facts man, I need stavs cackle and that Cumtown dynamic. I miss nick almost saying or spelling the N word only for stav to shut the bit down.

Stav is a million times funnier than adam, I feel like the everyone hating stav and liking adam thing must be a bit but it’s a shit bit

I don't hate Stav, I just believe he contributed to the podcast the least. Adam when he's being made fun of tends to roll with it when if you make a fat joke at Stav he gets pissy and overly defensive. He was at a glorified laugh track for Nick.

bro i just found this this morning and i swear i listened to it 20 or 30 times throughout the day, its so fucking funny

That’s not an impression it’s an edited video

@@pats3071 Yes someone made an edit of nick doing a JP impression

@@callanc3925 Lmao you joking?

@@pats3071 No, its deep faked audio of nick doing a whiny voice thats cut together to sound like hes doing a JP impression.

That was Mickey Mouse

sexually confused

define masculinity

I like when he is crying about Pinocchio or when he is a so stupid clinical psychologist that thinks apple cider made him see the seven circle of hell cause isn't meat instead of thinking is for getting benzos and with alcohol. Is the same neuronal receptor why doesn't he knows that.

@@jonathanmaloney4842 being unapologetically yourself and pursuing the things you care about. Respect yourself and be confident, for sure don't let total strangers dictate to you what to do and how to live or think, that's what a bih would do. A real man makes his own way and uses the things he learns along the way to help his family and community, he doesn't obsess over others or there opinions or status, that's some bih sht.

Lmaoo and white dudes follow this guy religiously

Good for you idiot

Amen brother

I enjoyed his special but on the podcast he's fucking annoying. A good 70% of his input can be summed up as him laughing at literally anything Nick says. I find things funnier without a laugh track. Also aside from having the odd funny moment I genuinely believe him to be dumb as a fucking stump.

TAFS is actually the real deal, and if it evolves to the Nick Mullen show it would be all I ever needed

For

its great

I legit have to find any. Where are they?

@@filthy_peasant_the_one2134 usually in the replies

90% of us just come here to laugh at this obviously hilarious series of bits

The only one crying seems to be you bucko

best comment

@@debdebberton he only likes little boys with clean rooms

"I don't like food anymore!"

It sounds like a mix of Homsar and Strong Sad

He's also a pussy's idea of what a manly-man is. "Hey guys, this effeminate Canadian psychologist who pops benzos because he's afraid to leave his house is gonna teach me all about manliness." LOL

Yea it's one of the most annoying sounds in the podcast

its actually true but still a funny bit

The one statement that was scientifically accurate and NOT a joke got you in tears laughing? The fuck?

​@@Matt77125no it's not that's a myth

​@@carlpanzram7081the hyper masculine theory has been debunked

Adams a late 80s baby. Three 6 was at the height of their mainstream popularity everywhere winning Grammies, an Oscar’s an having back to back #1 hits an starring in movies an had a tv reality show sitcom when he was in high school. Everyone from his era jams three 6. I know we are the same age..

That's that west coast influence. Three six was pretty big in the late 90s early 2000 out there. Adam is genuinely cool Adam only because of the west coast vibes. I am an early 80s baby and i can confirm once hustle and flow came out only the most punk ass fans liked them still.