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Conan embraces his status as a pork chop, a great American meat. Plus, Conan wonders if Jordan would agree to be castrated for a bit on the show.
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@edelrosario5105 Год назад

Jordan "happy to go along with any premise" Schlansky never disappoints. God bless him

@RJHart1214 Год назад

I love that he is virtually unembarrassable. It enhances the hilarity. Good on him.

@Pavel-wj7gy Год назад

Any premise except for castration. Even if you surprise him.

@TheDanification 6 месяцев назад

I think Conan secretly enjoys the intellectual premises Jordan throws out. They’re both nerdy in a great way

@awr2h 4 месяца назад

@@TheDanification Its also easier to play off more intellectual topics being silly or over the top mean

@vytasffbismarck7001 12 дней назад

he goes along various premises and reacts to them in various ways, but he does not discuss various private matters that are not appropriate in public setting

@WTFG78 Год назад

4:18 “I didn’t say you’re 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 pork chop, I said you’re 𝙖 pork chop.” Excellent save, Jordan. 😂

@jeremyc9593 Год назад

2:43 Unfortunately for him, recorded video exists

@darlene7875 Год назад

😂😂

@kalmon6745 Год назад

Thing is he did say it 😂😂

@mediocreman2 Год назад

Which is hilarious, because earlier he did say he was that pork chop.

@obuyWw 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@WisakJ Год назад

Jordan: I am this beautiful piece of meat, from a castrated bull in the tuscany Also Jordan, without anyone asking: You would be a curled up pork chop

@Butterratbee Год назад

I actually think it’s completely fair for him to say that about Conan, because if I was him I would assume that Conan was about to insult him. And I’m basing that on every segment they ever did together

@jason1666 Год назад

Also Jordan: no judgment though 😂 He's so pretentious lol

@PoeticallyTwizted Год назад

@@Butterratbee ah, thats a fair point. Lol

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

Be that as it may, old curled up Pork-Chop still has his testies (testies-testies-testies), so🤷‍♂️...

@dengueberries Год назад

@@florianadolf2256 testes

@pricerowland Год назад

Everything Jordan says makes complete sense, but the way he says it is totally insane. Everything Conan says is totally insane, but the way he says it makes complete sense. Together they are an immovable object meeting an unstoppable force.

@OlafavonGoeding 11 месяцев назад

This is so well put 🤌

@stoops120682 9 месяцев назад

This makes a strange amount of sense

@strangersname 8 месяцев назад

@@stoops120682 Actually it amounts to a whole lot of strangeness.

@zerjiozerjio 4 месяца назад

This is beautifully put. They almost speak the same language, but the slight differences are enough to create a complete, hysterical barrier. It’s out of this world!

@Kumar_.0 Год назад

Jordan came in locked and loaded 😂

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

Right... "cocked and loaded" would be the wrong expression here. What with Jordan being that Tuscan bullock beefsteak that he is, obviously🤷‍♂️...

@charlesmarlowstanfield Год назад

"I think I said testes... testes... Testes." - a totally normal person.

@HOTD108_ Год назад

Testes, testes, 1, 2, 3.

@xiaoka Год назад

The joke is “testes, testes, 1, 2, ….3?!”

@civil_fellow2985 Год назад

The robot needs a reboot

@megarooster99 8 месяцев назад

Need the gestures too lmao

@EC2JM 7 месяцев назад

Next time I do a mic test I’m going to say “testes testes testes.”

@Senriam Год назад

“Choperooni? Is that the plural of choperino?” Jordan is hilarious and self aware lmao

@dreamer2260 Год назад

Yep I caught that too lol. Love the guy

@Gray_Vox Год назад

After this segment, I am now 100% convinced Jordan is a comedy writer

@Butterratbee Год назад

Well he has been a producer on a comedy show for about 30 years

@jkap34 Год назад

@@Butterratbeeclose to, yeah. I think he joined somewhere in the timeline of '95-'98. I'm leaning towards '95 because Robert Smigel said Schlansky approved a triumph remote in one of the team Coco podcasts

@Joshua-zi5wp Год назад

@@Butterratbee Yea but what does he do?

@Butterratbee Год назад

@@jkap34 yeah I’m not sure of the exact time but he was definitely there in 95, theres a picture of them on a boat from 95

@alexh6282 Год назад

@@Joshua-zi5wp He does varies tasks

@GC12345 Год назад

I think we can all agree Jordan prepares his testes in various ways.

@luisa.rodriguezrivera2000 Год назад

Don't forget he can smell the soto bosco in wines.

@hyperspeed_心猿 Год назад

He certainly has a detailed preference for the testes he wants in his mouth.

@wowomg1980 Год назад

Chill that's a personal matter

@shaun3211 Год назад

His testes are lost in Italy

@GGoAwayy Год назад

I want to hear about the artisanal talc he uses and the method he uses to lightly dust them.

@detectiveagentmichaelscarn4774 Год назад

The chemistry is unchanged even after so many years of them working together. This is uncanny.

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

If anything, it even gains in terms of the sheer explosive force of this specific chemical inter-personal reaction, lol 😂😂😂

@rosemangofairy Год назад

They're like the couple who are now separated but are better as friends than lovers and the chemistry is still there. With Conan as the prickly, whiny former wife and Jordan as the emotionally-dead former husband.

@mediocreman2 Год назад

You might want to look into what uncanny means. There is nothing uncanny about their chemistry staying the same. Two people having a consistent relationship is basically the opposite of uncanny.

@benb4343 Год назад

*unlike the meat from a castrated European bullock...😂

@AttilatheThrilla Год назад

@@mediocreman2We found another Jordan everyone!!

@kenscarpa2318 Год назад

I love how he answers questions nobody asks lol

@jugglerj0e Год назад

He's in his own world. Lol

@LuxeGeek Год назад

😂😂😂 Never has a more true statement been made. Completely agree about his unwarranted responses are the best. Lol

@rensbrand5176 Год назад

I also love how he answers questions somebody asks lol

@kentinson1670 Год назад

Jordan answers questions in various ways

@3fammy 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@chokoon21 Год назад

This is the kind of conversation you get when you let that intrusive thought take over.

@patricklopez1799 Год назад

Somehow, "intrusive thought" covers both Jordan AND Conan perfectly.

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

There's this thin line, where it pushes through into obsessive behaviour... and from there it's only a short stroll into the realms of Hannibal Lector's cooking show...😬😆

@Justhppy2behere Год назад

@@patricklopez1799those aren’t intrusive thoughts. please for the love of god stop unintentionally stigmatizing and stereotyping people’s actual mental disorders. !! intrusive thoughts are repetitive, distressing, and go against your morals. they aren’t quirky thoughts or jokes in your head. and making jokes like this reinforces this incorrect idea. it’s extremely harmful to actual sufferers.

@patricklopez1799 Год назад

@@Justhppy2behere they're called jokes, and not serious ones at that. Relax, Francis.

@saraseado3729 Год назад

These two never disappoint

@miguelmelchior986 Год назад

Its These

@atenachos6282 Год назад

@@miguelmelchior986 Is it?

@saraseado3729 Год назад

@@miguelmelchior986 thanks

@miguelmelchior986 Год назад

@@atenachos6282 You know nothing, these world is not for you.

@atenachos6282 Год назад

@@miguelmelchior986 Enlighten me.

@MarcussJay Год назад

Whatever happened to make these two meet in the first place I’m happy. Because anytime they are together they are absolutely hilarious.

@frankeckhardt9657 Год назад

Look up Jordans first appearance Conan.

@tobgay8276 Год назад

Writer's strike!

@jbrumundsmith Год назад

I cannot possibly describe the joy these two bring me.

@Jennozen1 Год назад

this is the single greatest conversation I've heard in days.

@ziggystatdust6008 Год назад

Conan’s exasperated “Okay” after Jordan’s pork chop speech is a short summation of their relationship.

@neon9999 Год назад

I remain convinced that Jordan is one of the funniest people in the world, and the small bits of him that we get every now and then makes it even better. Too much of him would probably be too much, but this is just perfect.

@musiqa-workshops Год назад

"It's possible you haven't been properly scored and you turn in some flailing motion which I call feeble" is one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard

@MrBatriste Год назад

The level of shade, oh my god 😂

@makeadifference4all Год назад

I think Jirdan said 'fetal position,' not 'feeble.'

@fictitiousforce9048 8 месяцев назад

@@makeadifference4allhe did, but he said that before he said the sentence musiqa quoted

@EdwinRemi Год назад

The debates between these two never gets old we NEED more of these video. Legendary 😂😂

@oldham42 Год назад

These two are the modern day Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. Just incredible chemistry despite being polar opposites

@lightninlarry8936 Год назад

I love how Jordan claims that he’s not being derogatory towards Conan, but all the adjectives he uses are clearly derogatory 😂

@mediocreman2 Год назад

Yep Jordan is good at the double talk. He thinks that if he's serious enough people won't challenge him on his lies. Actually it's a common tactic with highly insecure people.

@Butterratbee Год назад

“I didn’t say you were the pork chop, I said you were a pork chop” I love him so much

@mediocreman2 Год назад

Which is odd because he actually did say he was that pork chop.

@Buzca Год назад

Greatest comedy duo of all time. Their chemistry is so effortless

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

True. Plus, if we want to keep it in the terminology of chemistry, I must say that I always thought of Jordan as some kind of catalyst to a pretty hefty reaction of some unknown chemical agents that would otherwise lay completely dormant inside Old Curled-up Porkchop, lol 😂

@jaywilldoit Год назад

This relationship is something else. I like how all the staff have to cover their face in laughter.

@rinnin Год назад

And that line “What if we surprise you?“ Like a surprise castration! 🤣

@kumakhan22 Год назад

Jordan is amazing at staying on the rails when Conan is throwing him curves. Love their dynamic!

@flyingchong Год назад

Better yet, it backfires and Conan is the one who then becomes derailed 🤣🤣

@chrisisjoking Год назад

Imagine walking into the room at the 5:15 mark and only hearing that part of the conversation. Absolutely amazing.

@hyperspeed_心猿 Год назад

😅

@davidhurtado2725 Год назад

There's literally a room full of some of the best comedy writers out there and this guy cracked them all up repeatedly

@danmcclellan2451 Год назад

Jordan is a absolute legend!!😂😂😂😂

@ransomgee Год назад

It’s been almost twenty years.. and this duo still has never once created anything less than comedic gold that makes me laugh out loud. More Jordan Schlansky please

@JefficusMaximus Год назад

I love how with these two you never know whether it's a bit or if it's reality

@grimnartusk265 3 месяца назад

4:00 “you’re a pork chop 🤷‍♂️” Something about this delivery absolutely kills me 😂

@zachbachar3473 Год назад

I still can’t get enough of Conan and Jordan’s conversations

@tvstation8102 Год назад

Can't get enough of this combo. I love how Jordan can steal any scene, and that Conan is confident enough in his talents to go with it!

@nilaksh3226 Год назад

Honestly, I think Jordan would take the castration if the surprise was held in Italy with a proper cup of espresso before and nice Italian dinner with 'moist' forest wine after😂

@Triattt Год назад

Jordan's real problem is that Conan would not provide him with a properly licensed italian castrator. It would ruin such a perfect piece of meat.

@timmccarthy9917 Год назад

Apennine Mountain Oysters

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

☝️That wine has to pair well with bore, though. Just saying...

@fjslfhalfhkdjfh Год назад

@@florianadolf2256 and yes, we do mean bore, not boar!

@jugglerj0e Год назад

If it was done in Italy, because its authentic Italian then of course he would!

@aznsensation44 Год назад

Love how Jordan says everything so confidently without stuttering

@oskney3329 Год назад

I so miss Conan and Jordan traveling together!!! I’ve watched those episodes multiple times. Jordan and Conan are comedy gold!!!

@penguinjammer8522 Год назад

The rest of Team Coco just dying of laughter in the background never gets old

@jholguin79 Год назад

This has to be the duo with the best chemistry ever! The best thing about Jordan is seeing him come up with all this stuff while keeping a straight face and how he is trying so hard not to lose it. 😂😂😂

@vybezD 10 месяцев назад

Jordan's Pork Chop comment was dripping with disdain and condescension, Jordan is hilarious.

@PeterChessPupil Год назад

I cant be the only one who wants even more Jordan Schlanksy. That one hour Q and A was a treasure drove of content!

@mikecranapple8878 Год назад

Agreed. I got in my car and trove down the road listening to it. I would trive all day to hear them.

@jooger69 Год назад

At least looking at the view counts for the videos... Videos featuring Jordan get a ton more views than other videos.

@Countdownlouisville Год назад

Jordan and Sona are invaluable to this gig. There is no clear point at which you would have too much of them on air.

@surfgator8294 Год назад

Amen!

@roberthoward9500 Год назад

Not sure we have ever seen Jordan and Sona in the same shot though. There is a chance they are the same person.

@terri6854 Год назад

Sona is just an ordinary person who functions as the laugh track and just ridicules Conan incessantly as his comedic foil. Anyone could do that. Jordan is a unique and very eloquent character.

@lawbinson Год назад

Matt as well!

@Susannenc Год назад

“I’m not making any judgment” with his whole demeanor and rant brimming with judgment 😂😂😂

@dianac2498 Год назад

What a blessing to be able to escape the stresses of life briefly to watch Conan and Jordan. The old videos never get old but it’s a real treat to see Conan is still working to help people escape into humor.

@srawat27 Год назад

Jordan is an endless supply of content

@Oshawatt Год назад

Seeing jordan in the other podcast without conan coupled with this one makes me realize he’s not playing a character for the camera, he’s playing it for Conan

@swish007 Год назад

i think it's conan's silliness and Schlansky's anti-silliness clashing with each other that makes it so entertaining

@KaninManeepairoj Год назад

Summed up perfectly

@kathleenrasing6818 Год назад

I lost it when he said that Conan's a pork chop 🤣🤣🤣

@RabbitWhispererYT Год назад

Jordan is actually very knowledgeable about various things

@stevej.7926 Год назад

He’s a smart set o’ testes, that’s for sure!

@joelcrowder9068 Год назад

Jordan just used this opportunity to say “testes” multiple times without sounding ridiculous

@Hundredthldiot Год назад

Jordan wants you to know that it's spelled "testes". It's OK though; there's no judgement.

@joelcrowder9068 Год назад

@@Hundredthldiot Jordan just gave me a 20 minute lesson on the spelling of testes and it’s origin

@HogartHughes Год назад

the singular* of testes is testo smh

@joelcrowder9068 Год назад

@@HogartHughes 🤣🤣

@Hundredthldiot Год назад

@@HogartHughes DJ Testo is Jordan's Ibiza touring name.

@braindrain329 Год назад

LOL! Conan and Jordan together is just magic

@the_mia_mia Год назад

Watching the reactions of the team is priceless

@amoldaxikar1738 Год назад

We need a monthly Conan and Jordan Coffee chat where they go back and forth on discussing how hard a scone should be or which Italian pasta is the best etc….😂

@jedsithor Год назад

Genius. It's not just what Jordan says, it's the brilliant comedic timing of it.

@nealetaylor4070 Год назад

I love the cuts to the other people in the room keeling over with laughter

@DavidBadilloMusic Год назад

Pure comedy gold!! As every single time these two collide!!

@jspres86 Год назад

After learning that comedians like Mike Birbiglia actually worked for Jordan in the past, conversations like this make a lot more sense now lol

@SabaDhutt Год назад

The Man! The Legend! Jordan Schlansky!

@groundcontrol7 Год назад

Its getting harder and harder for jordan to hold his facial expression 😂 the best part of these videos is finding a part where jordan actually smiles at something Conan says even if he doesn't mean to

@SD-jw3cj Год назад

"You are curled up in the foetal position with your fat cap. You are a pork chop."

@thedude4672 Год назад

I love that Jordan's really the way he is. Legendary.

@Dr_Jim57 Год назад

Holy ish already a top 5 segment with them I'm in tears 😂😂😂

@Fantasmister Год назад

I hope "Hey! Pork Chop!" becomes the new thing that gets shouted at Conan.

@LindaC616 Год назад

Not a bad idea, but I feel we have to give "there was talk of gerbils!" Its due time

@Fantasmister Год назад

@@LindaC616 That's for the hipster crowd - the Pork Chop shout is for people who wear caps, or those in a hurry.

@LindaC616 Год назад

@@Fantasmister let's run this by Conan and see what he thinks🤣

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

I think, it's going to be that "testes-testes-testes" kind of thing, shouted three times in a row on the open street (no matter what time of day, obviously)

@cleverusername9369 Год назад

I'm not done with KEDAKAI! yet

@noodle4492 Год назад

Watching Jordans face light up when talking about the taste of the meat is endlessly entertaining.

@mindseye4914 Год назад

I lol'd so many times. Jordan is fkn genius with his wit and so is Conan. What a pleasure to watch.

@Laga98 Год назад

Such a specific answer with a detailed explanation lol, I almost choked on my food

@benzaiten933 Год назад

I love how they included shots of the entire crew and how they all bent over laughing.

@CloroxBleachCompany Год назад

Conan joking he was castrated somehow reminded me of the time on his talk show where he compared himself to Glenn Close’s character in the movie Albert Nobbs 🤣😂🤣😭😭😭

@thellama38 Год назад

This is a man who, after every dark lane of conversation he meanders down, I am biologically required to pause the video, digest over every fiber of my being the purest absurdity I've ever heard in my 38 years of life on this planet, laugh until I'm red in the face and, simultaneously, wince and cringe like I'm trying to make diamonds out of my tears of laughter. This man is G.O.A.T. I have no notes. ❤

@RJHart1214 Год назад

His deadpan (with the occasional merest hint of smirk) just amplifies the brilliant sincere absurdity. He's great.

@Mayhemzz Год назад

Jordan's ability to sit there and stare coldly is unprecedented.

@r.edward5701 10 месяцев назад

Reminiscent of the great Charles Grodin

@praticalmechanical1986 Год назад

Yes, what we have been waiting for, the peak entertainment when Jordan is invited to have a conversation with Conan.

@iflorish Год назад

We just need a dedicated podcast with just Conan and Jordan. Comedy gold.

@bg357wg Год назад

5:38 or his body “has been prepared in various ways”

@WankiTank 8 месяцев назад

what if we surprise you the crew's reaction in the back is everything

@ColinFilm Год назад

"Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Castrates A Friend."

@sergioventura2595 Год назад

Murders a friend

@t.m.mcwalto6075 Год назад

the fact that the bull is not castrated is so key as to how Jordan sees himself as a virile man. in his mansion of a mind, he is THE man's man.

@bryan9931 Год назад

No bull!

@Butterratbee Год назад

Of course he sees himself that way, because he is THE man

@LindaC616 Год назад

Well...short man...

@theycallmethesoandso Год назад

Schlaaaaaang™

@outlander234 Год назад

@@LindaC616 Depends on what century and criteria you are using. If he were to be born in 19st Italy he would be of normal height. (this is Jordanesque response)

@artofwar420 Год назад

Delicious conversation between these two always

@storiesbydarksaberlight1517 Год назад

Considering Jordan came to the forefront in the last writers’ strike, it’s fitting that he’s getting featured again. I also think that now that actors are on strike, Conan should bring more interns and members of staff on the podcast!

@WeeJiiWee Год назад

There is a reason why those people are on strike.

@storiesbydarksaberlight1517 Год назад

Interns and member of staff are not on strike.

@unusedaccount6200 Год назад

More Jordan please, keep it coming. We cannot have enough Schlansky.

@tiscover Год назад

It's always funny to me when Americans think Hamburger is a typical American meal.😂 Love Jordan

@headlight31 Год назад

MAKE THIS A DAILY THING CONAN. WE DEMAND MORE JORDAN!

@willsmonsters4497 Год назад

i would tune in for Jordans Castration....thats a call out from work level event even. I know sometimes the simulcast certain shows or events to movie theaters...id watch that on the big screen

@elvispresleytube1 Год назад

From the Netherlands 🇳🇱 I love the chemistry between Conan and Jordan 😂😂😂 My favorite scene is in the Italian restaurant part 1 and 2 where Conan is annoying the F*** out of Jordan..! 😂 It helped me through a lot of hard times . And I mean that. Much love from the second best country in the world 🌎 The Netherlands 🇳🇱 😁

@marubata9047 15 дней назад

“Wow. Brimming with enthusiasm” hahaha. Conan’s sarcasm never gets old

@Zeemas Год назад

0:32 Jordan went along with the premise, insinuating its ludicrous nature and his reluctance of humoring it given his remark, and then gives a full effort, overly enthusiastic and detailed answer...

@vodkastudios4170 Год назад

Ok, now they are officially friends, I love this.

@JudgeDredd_ Год назад

Brimming with enthusiasm hahahahaha

@mwrench4185 Год назад

Chopperooni, is that the plural of chopperoono? lol love how he slipped that in there. Genius.

@jagdeeshzeitgeist Год назад

There is a strong buddy comedy potential here and I only hope HBO wants to invest in making that happen next.

@hondajacka2 Год назад

This is funnier than what writers can come up with.

@rachit1042 Год назад

Conan keeps saying Jordan is a real character. But I'm surprised everytime as to how someone can be THAT! Either way. amazing!

@GoldenEagle0007 Год назад

Jordan needs his own show

@avidadolares Год назад

He is nothing without someone to drive the conversation and ask questions. He wouldn't last 2 episodes. No one wants see Jordan alone with no direction or simple social skills. He is strictly reactionary.

@rosieromers Год назад

Conan needs to have a ‘Weekly Check-in With Jordan Schlansky’ series going on

@Butterratbee Год назад

@@avidadolares you’re right, but also shut up

@florianadolf2256 Год назад

Right... Still waiting for "Jordan's Castrated Bull-whip" section to finally happen...

@azootyman Год назад

I could just listen to these two talk about anything. Ironically, they complement each other perfectly (while insulting each other beautifully).

@northerngirl1637 Год назад

Nicely done.👍😊

@zak6502 Год назад

It's so damn good to see the Jordan each time... is there a way to listen/watch the whole thing please?

@elliotbryant3459 Год назад

Chopperooni. Is that the plural of chopperoono? 🤣

@carriefrazier1809 Год назад

Can we have a sketch (post strike of course) where Conan has to guess who wrote it: Jordan or Chat GPT

@lilitulee Год назад

This is exactly what i needed in my life

@miguelmelchior986 Год назад

Its like the world makes sense when i hear them.

@Wyvernnnn Год назад

It's incredible they managed to get him on a podcast for this long with all the various duties he has to perform

@joshc9676 Год назад

Man, I missed this interaction. This should be a weekly thing. Just talking about current events. I like pork. Bacon/ham/chops. Fun fact: cannibals have described human as pork-like taste.