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@gellyrokz3020 6 лет назад

"I had to return a jar of pickles to trader joe's because I couldn't open it" LMAO

@sweetnothing5877 6 лет назад

That line really got me because I've done the same thing at TJs, except it was a jar of salsa in my case. They really need to do something about how tight those lids are damnit.

@monkiram 6 лет назад

I laughed out loud for like 2 minutes. I laugh out loud at like 2% of the videos I find funny, this was hilarious

@patphatkitten 5 лет назад

I still have a jar of fruit preserves sitting on my table, and I still can't open it.

@AxelMartinez-zk5od 5 лет назад

I read this as he said it crazy lol

@juliat6444 3 года назад

I have a trick for this cause I'm weak. I stick a butter knife under the lid, use it like a crowbar to let the air out and then you can open it easily.

@BehindTheScenes235 6 лет назад

i’m not even mad that he repeated the clan rally joke from his previous stand up cause it was still hilarious

@xxxhypeboibartxxx3235 6 лет назад

Iceboyz07 I’m mad about that this dude is funny like really funny but if you use the same material you look dumb

@starrgazer9 6 лет назад

That's what all comedians do. It's a new audience who hasn't heard the joke. When it comes to stand-up, it's about crafting a joke, not the newness of it (it's more difficult to write an entirely new joke for every show as opposed to writing new songs for an album). That's why with most comedians, you'll likely see them reusing jokes from time to time.

@user-gp3vf9gb5s 6 лет назад

Iceboyz07 .

@skyskynomnom4674 6 лет назад

Iceboyz07 comedians often use the same jokes for stand up gigs

@donezk98 5 лет назад

I still loved the catfishing Dale build-up from the first show so much that it didn't hit as hard as then... He is still a hilarious dude of course

@jordansullivan5764 6 лет назад

"He's going to art school, he's trying!" NO.

@celeste946 4 года назад

Oh I heard that guy failed too and was rejected. Wonder what that guy's gonna do next.

@erenjaeger0794 4 года назад

@@celeste946 probably start a baking company? Or even build the biggest oven in the world?

@curranfrank2854 3 года назад

@@celeste946 He'll definitely have a lot of struggles. Wonder if he'll write a book about it

@rakiabey553 6 лет назад

He looked so big until conan appeared and he suddenly shrinked WTH

@GinaJonesStillettoQueen 5 лет назад

Conan is just huge af

@miniaturelabyrinth7765 5 лет назад

Conan is Swedish size. No wonder people look small compared to him.

@abdulsamadkhan88 5 лет назад

No josh is short

@J040PL7 5 лет назад

conan is 1.93m

@kay9301 5 лет назад

Well Conan was birthed from a giraffe and a skyscraper so it’s not really Joshs fault he looks so small

@MCAndyT 6 лет назад

"Have you ever had your life saved by someone when the stakes were incredibly low?"

@MCAndyT 6 лет назад

"... there's no bottom..."

@fuckinwhat7626 6 лет назад

Literally me everytime I'm with my friends lmao

@Galaxy-rj1kj 6 лет назад

Andrew Thompson my girlfriend

@shintaro_7261 6 лет назад

I feel that joke was really over looked tbh

@typacsk 6 лет назад

I have, actually... I was sawing down a prickly-ash tree (well, "tree"), and a friend caught it before it could fall on me and stab me in the skull.

@domdittyful 6 лет назад

I feel like the audience didn't give him enough credit for each jokes because they were so caught off guard by him...

@guilty326 6 лет назад

I feel like it was a paid tv audience

@carterdrake651 6 лет назад

Yeah

@patrickcollier9393 6 лет назад

Aaron Kilty they’re not paid Source: been to a late night show

@Menibor1 5 лет назад

Or maybe they didn’t think he was funny......

@INFILTR8US 5 лет назад

@@Menibor1 trumpers gonna trump

@retrogeek994wholocked9 6 лет назад

"are those clan ribs?" 😂😂😂

@Regimeshifts 6 лет назад

Best line in the set

@jimmybones3283 6 лет назад

LOL! CLASSIC!!!!!

@Salman.khan786 6 лет назад

I think you need to go again, I need these every Sunday. hahaha

@kingfat5261 6 лет назад

You bet haha

@nicolasdiaz1542 6 лет назад

look up josh Johnson catfishing the clan. It's not super funny but how could you not watch something with that title

@thatvolvoguy6565 6 лет назад

*CLAN RIBS*

@shadyflavor1 6 лет назад

JDR 235 KLAN RIBS

@almightyinky 6 лет назад

JDR 235 Indizzle

@thirdeye9698 6 лет назад

I can’t taste racism and these ribs are *amazing*

@rwoosh6609 6 лет назад

JDR 235 it’s KLAN NOT CLAN

@changedman430 5 лет назад

KLAN RIBS LOLOLOLOL

@cyn8140 4 года назад

“maybe ya friend Dale invited you” me: DALEEEE

@NuparthChaudhry 6 лет назад

Everybody looks tall untill Conan comes up and stands beside them

@megamansgo 6 лет назад

Looks like a dark one punch man

@namnmerkki 6 лет назад

Stevenson Gibbs lmao true even his facial expression is the same

@psycold 6 лет назад

With multiple punch lines.

@jouvon 6 лет назад

hahaaaaa

@mikejonesss 6 лет назад

Saitama Johnson

@oliverm3589 6 лет назад

Consecutive Normal Punchlines

@nombuso4162 6 лет назад

'We're the only species where the women mate with the weak'🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@melodyhoward4344 4 года назад

Josh is literally one of my favorite comedians right now I hope he blows up and gets crazy famous he deserves it.

@TheKinglear14 2 года назад

You don't even know him lol

@KOKO-uu7yd Месяц назад

He IS! HE is... 😁😁

@ihavenolifebutilikeboobsth6035 6 лет назад

Conan seems sincere this time when he complimented his guest.

@noumenon3020 6 лет назад

Conan seems rather woke as of late.

@TWINSNAKE47 6 лет назад

Bc otherwise he would be racist

@kameronrichardson2266 6 лет назад

TWINSNAKE47 not really

@MisssKayy 6 лет назад

Conan has always been woke. He's always been highly intelligent and witty. Also very humble and sincere. He's still a Harvard man though!

@Geck0GC 3 года назад

I love how he always smiles before saying "until you go to your second klan meeting"

@DarkestofTimes 6 лет назад

The Facebook thing spoke to me on a personal level for real, so true. Got so bad and so depressing I just disabled it. Such a waste of time.

@SomethingSeemsOff 6 лет назад

hell yeah man! props :)

@TCt83067695 6 лет назад

DarkestofTimes same here. Deleted the app from my phone

@TEFFTPATTERN 6 лет назад

Some people don't shut it off because they get into this trend of watching other peoples' lives and it becomes a story, they think by shutting it off they aren't going to know what's happening and they'll just be too curious. A few days to a week after you shut it off you realize quite clearly how little those 'stories' ever meant to you

@salmam7996 6 лет назад

DarkestofTimes Instagram is the same DX

@DarkestofTimes 6 лет назад

That statement couldn't be more true, it's amazing how irrelevant things seem to matter until they don't, they have power over you until you get fed up and decide to pull the plug, then it's like you'd could care less and can't understand why you ever put so much stock in it.

@thatleprechaun 6 лет назад

Hilarious dude! Wonderful set, really enjoyed all the jokes. I think he's got a bright career ahead of him.

@kinsmed 6 лет назад

Seven minutes goes fast with this guy.

@ChristopherSibert 6 лет назад

This is so good!! The audience is afraid to laugh!! I can't wait to see this guy in 5 years when he's famous!!

@gabumonboys 5 лет назад

Jokes on you, he's famous now!

@BeGlamourlicious 4 года назад

He s famous. I’m German and I know him for quite some time.

@lifeslemons5408 4 года назад

Nope

@GyzelE Год назад

Sadly the dude still isn't famous. I realized earlier i hadn't seen anything new from him in a while. He's still making new material, still hilarious, but hasn't achieved fame like he deserves.

@ChristopherSibert Год назад

@@GyzelE Wow, it's fun to come back 5 years later and watch this again. Still hilarious.

@conkersla 6 лет назад

damn he looks so tiny next to conan

@andreashort310 6 лет назад

Yeah, the sizes of their heads are so different!

@Johnged15 6 лет назад

I was about to google how tall Josh is and Conan just to find out why the difference was so big.

@monkiram 6 лет назад

I didn't realize he was so little until Conan showed up and I was like woah

@bobbymcclure7037 5 лет назад

Conker Juega.

@hannahwolken7022 6 лет назад

“If you get by a possum you become a possum” Is this what happened to Jeff Sessions?

@bunniesforsale4667 6 лет назад

LMFAO! Dude you made me spill my drink out my mouth.

@MisssKayy 3 года назад

😂

@constancereyes417 3 года назад

....it's all Science 😂😂😂

@yosefshawarma3739 4 года назад

This guy is sneaky funny. What I mean by that is he doesn’t look like he can deliver a good joke, until he tells one, then another one. Rough crowd for such a talented young fella.

@theladybard91 6 лет назад

He's hilarious...and damn he's so wonderful to look at. He's so handsome. 👌

@cheekybird6560 5 лет назад

Ye 😍

@cheekybird6560 5 лет назад

@@hende8445 reeeee nazi pig

@AoifeLalor Год назад

Beautiful.

@DrMason 6 лет назад

"I had to return a jar of pickles to Trader Joes because I couldn't open it." --JJ

@AchmedComedy_ 6 лет назад

Racism: It's Delicious!

@jimmybones3283 6 лет назад

Ahmed Korayem LOL! CLASSIC!!!!!

@amdavad 5 лет назад

it really is if you think about it. given that a person is racist, they would never have had tried the cuisine of the group they are biased against. so upon trying it they might discover something they truly like and were missing out on.

@thequestion1357 6 лет назад

I get a strange vibe from this guy. He seems verry mysterious.

@gryein7223 6 лет назад

The Question it’s his eyes

@Ep-up6ss 6 лет назад

It’s the Klan ribs man, it’s change him

@changedman430 5 лет назад

ella price they do make the best ribs

@2310aaron 5 лет назад

I get that during all his comedy routines.

@ijennamirabelosuji 5 лет назад

ella price 😂😂😂😂

@perrinfan 6 лет назад

Possums are demons. 🤣

@Monkey-s5q 6 лет назад

PerrinLogainKadanFan opossum

@annefrancia83 4 года назад

"Doesnt it bother anyone that theres no bottom?" THIS!!!!!! 😅😆😆😆😆

@poppyorangeflower 6 лет назад

Such a beautiful human specimen.

@EZDreamwalker 6 лет назад

"had to return a jar of pickles to trader joes cause i couldnt open it" DEAD

@soni8995 6 лет назад

Omg, he's hilarious...and that smile..

@notdabi5912 5 лет назад

I think a lot of people in the comments don't understand what stand-up comedy is. I've seen so many complaints the he reused a bit. Love this guy though i think he's hilarious.

@phillenan2494 6 лет назад

Damm this Man has jokes and personality

@bimboodekunle4296 5 лет назад

6:45 BRAH The height difference is MAD

@nathyndg 6 лет назад

When he started, he was already pretty funny, and that usually doesn't happen.

@loveforeignaccents 6 лет назад

Good stuff!!

@andreponniah9900 6 лет назад

I love how the cameraman doesn't bother to track him at 0:32, just in case there was any doubt about Josh not being an alpha male. I know there might just be no one controlling it, but I like the idea of a cameraman that knows that he can wait for Josh to come back. It just makes the bit funnier for me.

@kraze2373 6 лет назад

he's giving me Donald Glover vibes, anyone else?

@MrHerecomesjohnny 6 лет назад

I see what you mean but donglover didn't invent being black and dorky dude

@kraze2373 6 лет назад

yeah not saying he did, just notice some similarities

@zinho223 6 лет назад

Int Kraze The voice is super similar!

@LRBeforeTheInternet 6 лет назад

+Int Kraze Sure, but this guy's actually funny. :)

@StraightEdgeHeathen 6 лет назад

no because this dude is actually funny.

@stephanies3246 4 года назад

6:45 THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!!! Oh my gosh! He looks like he’s 8 years old standing next to Conan.

@natalienagel6617 5 лет назад

I just saw this dude open for Trevor Noah... he was hilarious!

@gemmaniye9035 5 лет назад

Love Josh! Been binging his vids lately and he never disappoints. Adorable & so funny. Hope his career soars!

@monkiram 6 лет назад

Anybody else recognize the Dale reference? LOL

@chawndel8279 5 лет назад

Yes, the Dale from Craigslist who is sitting at Finnegan's with his Target popcorn maker. ;)

@susankemunto7750 5 лет назад

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂

@amariahziemba711 2 года назад

I knew Josh Johnson was small, he's brought it up in multiple stand-ups before but seeing him stand next to Conan really put it into perspective 💀

@kalebsmith4382 6 лет назад

Where can a man get some great ribs I'm hungry

@DavidSanchez-tf3xo 6 лет назад

Kaleb Smith you know the answer.😂

@zechariah4500 6 лет назад

Kaleb Smith the kkk😂

@kingfat5261 6 лет назад

The clan bitch

@idfk3075 6 лет назад

a klan rally

@margaritam.9118 5 лет назад

Are you a white Southerner? Or friends with a white Southerner? I know a special kind of party xD

@liliumjade 5 лет назад

I keep watching his stand up and it never gets old!

@maddie5851 6 лет назад

Whoaa he's cute.

@nanik4913 6 лет назад

'friend dale' ugh i remember the first edition of this bit, love the full thing with the catfishing part

@MRGMM 6 лет назад

this person is funny. id like to see 30 min of him. *edit. searched his name of youtube, stuff.

@enzomthethwa5861 4 года назад

Wow. He made it onto The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon AND CONAN??? He has MADE IT!

@user-zu5sp7wx2g 6 лет назад

Well isn't he adorable

@Sekii1994 6 лет назад

funny and attractive 👌

@irate_desperado8597 6 лет назад

NO! Let him go!

@onev2486 6 лет назад

Don't mate with the weak!

@Jaisean 5 лет назад

“Well, that’s your opinion” 🤣

@DavidSanchez-tf3xo 6 лет назад

Are those clan ribs?😂

@JoshuaOtusanya 6 лет назад

Hell yea!!

@collinsigbiks9701 6 лет назад

ThisisJoshO Hey, you're from quora

@JoshuaOtusanya 6 лет назад

Yo! How did you find out haha

@collinsigbiks9701 6 лет назад

ThisisJoshO same picture, Joshua otusanya right?

@JoshuaOtusanya 6 лет назад

Yup! Same picture brotha

@bigrat4780 4 года назад

I was reading comments saying, "oh wow he's smaller-looking next to Conan," but oh my god that's a MINISCULE MAN. I am in awe.

@khaledmahamedbouachat8990 6 лет назад

Anyone else got shocked when Conan stepped at the end lol, that comedian is so short, I was like oh damn he looks good... Then I saw him next to Conan hhhh

@katburgert4352 6 лет назад

I feel like he's the funniest spoken word poet ever. Like, that's his delivery style and I love it

@someoneonly 6 лет назад

William haynes is that you

@ellebaby825 6 лет назад

😂 omg yes

@pitobrain 6 лет назад

This dude is actually funny. Keep it up man.

@lunamoona1505 3 года назад

I feel like he's one of those guys who's just going to get more and more good-looking the older he gets 😆 Denzel Washington vibes

@teamFLOGGNAW 6 лет назад

Before you laugh at the very end Remember Conan is like *6'4"*

@vampiravoid 4 года назад

I don’t know why my brain assumed Conan was short, but I had to look it up because the hight difference is insane! I had no idea he was so tall.

@queenivy8600 4 года назад

This guy is hilarious! His voice is absolutely amazing.

@Janellabelle 4 года назад

That reminds me of one time my grandmother opened her trash can and there was a possum in there and I freaked out when she just tossed it out. She just grabbed it and it bit her and she didnt care. They really are scary. She's a possum now...

@shadicus98_80 6 лет назад

"It's the best stuff in the history of stuff." Yes.. So much yes to this.

@JonnyBeoulve 6 лет назад

Really good.

@shiannemcpherson8069 6 лет назад

He’s so great 😂😂 I wanna see more of this guy!

@LokiOwl 6 лет назад

I can't be the only one who laughed all the way through, wondered why he was so self-deprecating, and then watched Conan come out and said "Okay."

@blamtasticful 6 лет назад

I love the little smile he gets on his face before he knows he's about to say something offensive lol

@1purplerose 5 лет назад

Good looks and clean jokes!! He's going places for sure.

@misheleclipper5545 6 лет назад

I have just discovered this man and heard him repeat the same jokes and each time I still have to stop eating so I don't choke on my food. He's really good at this.🎭😂🎭

@MminaMaclang 5 лет назад

He's one of my new favorites and Im kinda craving for more, but Ive seen him do most of this bit already. I hope we see more of him. Craigslist Klan Dale is still pretty great though.

@drx117 6 лет назад

That Cool at the begining was soo cool lol

@kcthewanderer 6 лет назад

That was great. This guy is a character in need of a part!

@PaddleAsia 6 лет назад

Creative and original... great job.

@emmacoleman4644 2 года назад

*it does now* I don't think I can ever go on FB again because I will never stop thinking about this

@pureAmericanMETAL735 6 лет назад

Good stuff dude got me laughing

@EmeraldRose333 6 лет назад

Wow! What a cutie Josh Johnson is!

@amazingprobst7518 5 лет назад

I haven’t been so happy to discover a comedian since I stumbled across Kyle Kinane. I’ll be watching his career with great interest

@fricken99 6 лет назад

Haha that man is good.

@rainelizabeth6648 6 лет назад

somebody get this guy a Netflix special!

@gmoney9068 6 лет назад

Had to return the jar of pickles because he couldn't open it. hahaha! Good stuff!

@krassos 4 года назад

This man is consistently funny.

@CaptainSurf 4 года назад

Josh is fantastic! Love his humour. Needs more credit.

@ramjam6934 5 лет назад

amazing smile and delivery.

@joshuafrank869 6 лет назад

This guy was really funny

@conspiracylibrary2848 6 лет назад

awe! Did they make you cut the start of the story? that's what made it 10x funnier. Still funny.

@overexposedproductions 6 лет назад

he's gonna go far I hope. I relate to this dude here.

@reecopolis2248 6 лет назад

the second clan meatingbit was from one of his 2004 bits

@JustEndah 6 лет назад

One of the most beautiful smiles I have ever seen:)

@paulbrasier372 6 лет назад

Best lines I've heard in a long time. Don't change a thing, the audience was not ready because he was so original.

@somethingclever4563 6 лет назад

"That's just science."

@largofella 6 лет назад

He’s really came up. Nice to see him on tv

@noneyabusiness1344 6 лет назад

I like him a lot. The tone of his voice is a bit sarcastic, I love it

@nabskiee2578 5 лет назад

Josh: Cool *Audience Laughs*

@ijennamirabelosuji 5 лет назад

The klan thing still made me laugh- slightly different delivery 😂😂 He’s so tiny though- didn’t see that coming

@sebastianhaze3979 6 лет назад

this guy is good, he needs his own show if he doesnt already have one

@NubianGoddess8 18 дней назад

I can't get enough of Josh Johnson. A comedy genius and soooo good looking 😍💋

@youptascuntretard7021 6 лет назад

This is just amazing

@GodsNode 6 лет назад

The "clan ribs" bit was very Larry David-esque just in terms of the minutiae and name creating. Funny stuff.

@nombuso4162 6 лет назад

He's going to art school he's trying😭😭😭😭