The Darkest Online Dating Prank Ever - Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag)

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Josh Johnson remembers a group of friends from high school who used to pull very dark and elaborate pranks.
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@galacticbambi949 3 года назад

that was a whole story and I was invested in every second lmao. Definitely can't wait to see more of his stand up

@andrewtachman8252 3 года назад

Definitely recommend his podcast, the Josh Johnson show. It's full of him telling stories

@pinklady1681 3 года назад

@@andrewtachman8252 He has a podcast? Im so going to binge listen to it now!

@Miroku2235 3 года назад

Check out Catfishing the KKK

@galacticbambi949 3 года назад

@@andrewtachman8252 thanks for the nice recommendation!

@poeticwalrus5405 3 года назад

Love the Ryuji pfp

@Jesse__H 3 года назад

"She married one. And we honestly don't know if that's still part of it." 😂😂😂💀

@irondragonmaiden 3 года назад

You have to admire someone who can still hold a grudge decades after the fact

@mr.lostrythm7876 3 года назад

@@irondragonmaiden Well then I guess that means you should be admiring me as well... Because I can hold a grudge forever! Matter fact, I already hold several.

@SamSamEym 3 года назад

@@mr.lostrythm7876 How weird is it that i'm also proud of this...

@zootopiaondvd8081 3 года назад

i feel like thats a poor mindset but ok

@mr.lostrythm7876 3 года назад

@@SamSamEym Actually, I take that back! Some events transpired in my life that forever changed me...

@nicb45678 3 года назад

“MUR-DERER” bruh 😂😂💀

@Cristinaaaa28 3 года назад

4:50

@baxkill 2 года назад

sorry I hardly know her

@ClassySaia 3 года назад

He is an excellent public speaker. I was hanging on every word.

@MattsMetalMusic 3 года назад

Oh he's got some jokes!

@Jesse__H 3 года назад

@Aaron Friedman He's genuinely hilarious. Comedy is subjective of course, but try out some of his other stuff before you decide. It's not all slow-burn material like this was.

@elonthebass6870 3 года назад

Where’s the punch line? Hit different.

@tysmith2248 2 года назад

Josh Johnson for president

@josephgozie1615 2 года назад

I got the words out of my mouth.

@kojisticle 3 года назад

"You got me good in high school, now I'm your mom" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tinyghostahmi 3 года назад

died laughing at that part

@morijin3589 3 года назад

Bro I was having difficulty breathing

@siraftel7915 3 года назад

It got me really intense 🤣🤣

@BarginsGalore 2 года назад

It was a long con to get them grounded

@Mmoll1990 2 года назад

Yes, that is what he said. Thank you for repeating it.

@raw687 3 года назад

We not gonna talk how Josh catfished the KKK via the Internet as a child?

@jaidenspears8016 3 года назад

I love that story 😂😂😂 dale is still wondering where his lil buddy went

@theroadtripraven6694 3 года назад

Oh dude! I didn't recognize him with the hair!

@fork3202 2 года назад

Spoken so calmly

@roxannejones905 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@orangeman3220 2 года назад

He almost went blackkklansman with that

@jaym3548 3 года назад

The funniest ex gang member in comedy 💯

@daddysgirl6022 3 года назад

😂

@floraf01 3 года назад

And surprisingly not the only one! Have you heard of James Acaster? He's good too (imho). He also has a bit about being in a gang.

@Caleb-zl4wk 3 года назад

@@floraf01 No, but like Acaster's comedy is kind of the unspoken "didn't really happen but funny enough anyway" stories, whereas Johnson's actually happen, you can tell

@oliverdennis3115 3 года назад

@@floraf01 NW6 Gang!

@christansdad 3 года назад

Got kicked out of the gang...for being too nice.

@svetaAFG 3 года назад

The silence in the crowd while he's telling the story says it all - he's a wonderful speaker 🔥

@carstereobandits 3 года назад

Usually when people tell stories of people coming together to pay for someone's healthcare it's meant to be heartwarming, I'm glad he didn't do that and first explained how flawed we are in this country when it comes to healthcare, it isn't heartwarming that we live in a society that refuses to move to a universal single-payer system, it's sad.

@wendys9500 2 года назад

Exactly! Making fun of the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” myth was so perfect. Kids shouldn’t have to sell lemonade to afford the right to live.

@comeberza 2 года назад

Its not as magical as you think.

@carstereobandits 2 года назад

@@comeberza I'm not expecting it to be magical, we have plenty of public services here that aren't perfect and are even pretty flawed but there's no way in hell we'd give them up because the alternative would be barbaric. We currently have a barbaric healthcare "system" in the US, it's about time we catch up with everyone else in regards to healthcare.

@unimaginablearchive2377 2 года назад

Thinking of single payer as the only option inhibits change. Single payer is radical, very hard to get right, and tends to have a lot of flaws. Compare it to the healthcare systems of countries like the UK, Germany or Israel - all highly regarded and effective systems, with universal coverage, which would be easier to implement politically as well as more effective than single payer.

@imalionimaqueen7234 2 года назад

Yes, but I also don't want the politicians deciding which treatments and procedures will be covered and which ones won't. That's a scary idea to me.

@tsaucetheking2059 3 года назад

His highschool friends were menaces to society😂😂😂😂 "You got me good in highschool and now I'm your mom" 😂😂😂😂

@damookster5919 3 года назад

He’s more magnetic and natural of a story teller than almost any I’ve seen. This is presented by Trevor Noah but I’ve seen most of his stuff and this guy could be easily as big as Trevor(not that trevor Noah isnt one of the greatest comedians of our day and doesn’t deserve how successful he has been). He brings you into the story and you enjoy it the entire time, even at that parts that aren’t intended to bring out a laugh. We need more of this!

@LS-sg8rb 2 года назад

Trevor Noah is an amazing comedian, both rehearsed and extemporaneous. He's at the top of the field.

@newt2120 2 года назад

You may also like Jim Jeffries and Louis C.K then. They are also excelent story tellers. Josh is good, but those guys are masters of the craft

@newt2120 Год назад

@Trinity M read up on the whole situation then come back and say that

@georgejm3993 2 месяца назад

@@LS-sg8rbhe’s never once made me laugh, but josh cracks me up constantly

@tone-yo7192 3 года назад

As Josh is becoming more polished in his routines we’re watching one of the great ones in the making. And I’m enjoying every bit of it! Keep it up Josh!!

@uns33n 2 года назад

This is a fairly poorly told story that wasn't that interesting or funny. His old work is much better. Sadly he seems to have forgotten to make jokes.

@LR-nb9ov 3 года назад

No way I just randomly thought about this guy after not watching any of his stand up for months, then look him up and see theres a new clip uploaded just an hour ago.

@ZeranZeran 3 года назад

you're on the right wavelength

@rainbomg 3 года назад

There are a few new ones as of late actually!

@jameson6930 3 года назад

Sounds like phone is pranking u

@aslawrence 3 года назад

the almighty Algorithm knows all

@jimmyjam1991 3 года назад

I did the exact same thing!!!

@bettersecret1499 3 года назад

Ok, this is the first time that I seriously don't know if it's a true story! Usually I always assume that what comedians say is BS but in this case he made me feel like it's so incredible that is true 🤔🤔🤔

@susanwindiarinirodgers1269 3 года назад

I mean I listen to his podcast and his life is literally just _like_ that

@adrianaduke9897 2 года назад

well, he said it happened onsaturday, valentines day, 2008, but valentines day 2008 was a thursday.

@AbiyeKetema 2 года назад

@@adrianaduke9897 good detective work!

@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 2 года назад

@@adrianaduke9897 lmao probably wanted to add sound effect with that valentines phrase

@adkas1353 2 года назад

@@adrianaduke9897 I wanted to check this as well, but then figured he might be slightly off. Valentines of 2009 was in fact on a Saturday, so who knows

@rayewb6507 3 года назад

Beth is a TRUE savage, this completely took me out.

@frozzytango9927 2 года назад

He was so so.. take too long to get tonthe point.

@lanmandragoran8337 2 года назад

@@frozzytango9927 Nope, you're just impatient. Find a faster comedian, his timing is on point for the rest of us.

@lanmandragoran8337 2 года назад

@@frozzytango9927 And jesus christ, never listen to dave chapelle, you'll tell someone he's the worst comedian on earth, then get mur-dered.

@lukelyon1781 2 года назад

I'm not gonna lie, I definitely was not expecting the part where she banged all of their dads and then married one lol

@frozzytango9927 2 года назад

@@lukelyon1781 coz the degeneration young generation of America, no surprise.

@magpie.314 3 года назад

Wow he made friends with a club of budding psychopaths in highschool, glad he didn't end up as a skin suit

@timmccarthy9917 Год назад

Yet

@malaikaal-amin2706 3 года назад

Young, very handsome, and beautiful voice, big smile and groovy baufont fro...what more can you ask for in a budding comedic performer👍

@juniorm641 2 года назад

Actually funny jokes

@petrosbabinn1695 2 года назад

Chill we here for the comedy 😂

@lejesstanner 3 года назад

I knew as soon as he said they sent her to a funeral home what the prank was going to be, but this delivery was still fantastic

@yadsewnde 3 года назад

That's insanely dark/funny. I'm both impressed and appalled lol

@maryrosekent8223 3 года назад

I’m ready for the whole routine-no more piece-by-piece...he’s soooo good!

@heydeanie 3 года назад

Clearly what we've learned here is that Beth is the best prankster of all time lol

@greencupid1232 3 года назад

the look says the Jackson 5 went to Wakanda and I am HERE for it 👏

@kalla1180 3 года назад

Idk how to explain it, but he looks like a white, teenage boy in really well-done Jackson 5-era MJ blackface.

@leslieedwards7329 3 года назад

LOVE seeing new Josh Johnson! I know all his RU-vid stuff by heart already. I need more. Lol

@mamamia5905 Год назад

The buildup to the punchline was well worth it cause damn was that a crazy plot twist 😂 this guy is a great story teller

@TheMisterGuy Год назад

As advertised, that was really dark. Bonus, that shirt is amazing.

@trmahama6447 3 года назад

I was like "12 years ago? You're like 23." Nope he's 31

@destinydavis3773 3 года назад

I had no idea where that last story was going omfg, I’m still laughing and feel guilty about it

@siraftel7915 3 года назад

Lesson learner. : Never prank anyone named Beth. Thank you Josh

@FroggyGizmo 3 года назад

This dude: so those high school boys played with those girls emotions and probably traumatized her for life The audience: lmao

@wesgil0713 2 года назад

Two boys and 1 girl to 1 girl.

@christopherporto3902 3 года назад

Dude has great delivery. I can't wait to see more from him.

@ashleyh6407 3 года назад

Love you Josh, but Valentine's day 2008 was a Thursday. It's 2021 now, I googled it while you finished the joke 😂

@josephgozie1615 2 года назад

This is hilarious and educative at the same time. Josh is really a wonderful comedian.

@drmorqWarrenProject 3 года назад

1975 Michael Jackson... right?

@thesocialmonk7837 3 года назад

@@jones8041 this comment so dark a cop almost shot it

@kingeatking 3 года назад

Thought the same thing 😂

@vee5881 3 года назад

They look nothing alike

@kingeatking 3 года назад

@@vee5881 are you blind!?

@drmorqWarrenProject 3 года назад

@@vee5881 have you seen MJ in 1975... wearing a jacket almost exactly like his.. I didnt say they had the same talent... I am taLKING ABOUT HOW THEY ARE EACH DRESSED.

@candiia.l.9365 3 года назад

When I tell you, I love Josh. I mean it. I can never not click on his face

@Loveunknown6853 3 года назад

With that afro and afro inspired top he's wearing I'm get MJ when he was in Jackson 5 vibes. This Set was sensational I truly enjoy Josh's storytelling and delivery of his jokes. More of this!

@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa669 3 месяца назад

I thought he reminded me of kid Rock. Very similar looking. Nah jk but you're racist for comparing black people with others just cause xyz

@Loveunknown6853 3 месяца назад

@@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa669 But I am black 😂 but get what you mean lol

@saintfrederick333 3 года назад

Oh man this was so jacked up but funny as hell

@tonitoni9059 2 года назад

Love his dark humor ! 😀 BLACK humor MATTERS ! (regardlezz of 🏁 race)

@bizijess 3 года назад

I just love to listen to him

@thegreenthunder5416 2 года назад

JJ: they pranked her by setting her up with a corpse Me: oh no! Poor girl...I’m totally on your side JJ: and so she banged all of their dads Me: WTF?!?

@rantallaboutit 3 года назад

Not me trying to figure out if this story is true by fact checking to see if Valentine’s Day, 2008 was in fact on a Saturday [it was not] 😂😂 doesn’t make a difference though because Josh is hilarious. I’ve seen this video like 6 times now.

@Konstantinsen 2 года назад

Nicely delivered! It came off as like a sermon or a lecture but it was captivating and cleanly led to the punchlines. Also a hilarious reminder that we can be that charming and that cruel on the interwebs.

@andrewgoltl1971 3 года назад

He's extremely well spoken and a great public speaker. My hats off to you!

@ameenahholcomb7152 2 года назад

I’m guessing from the comments I’m the only one that looked up Valentine’s Day in 2008 and saw that it was a Thursday not a Saturday… so… um… yeah… but it was a hilarious story tho!

@asmauzurmi7547 2 года назад

12 years ago was 2009 though isn't it

@succ_dragon5176 2 года назад

Valentine's day on 2008 was a Thursday. Sad 😞

@ladykatnip7698 2 года назад

Josh is amazing. His delivery and humor are on point. I can't wait to see how his comedy progresses as time goes on.

@itsmissross 2 года назад

Bro I knew it was going to be bad but damn. I can’t laugh yet, like wow 😭

@chevyon37s 3 года назад

I feel like we all know a Beth

@KDeek 3 года назад

"Don't feel bad for Beth."

@CharlesMosley129 2 года назад

why does he look like Michael Jackson in the We Are The World video IF the We Are The World video was shot in 1978?!!! i can't unsee it.

@erasmusjohannes7010 3 года назад

I remember one of Dave Shappelle's stand up and he was talking about his first day on stage specifically how he was introduced it went like this "Ladies and gentlemen you are about to witness the birth of a star". I just hope this is how Josh Johnson was introduced if not better and by the way I have been watching him for a while and know this is not his first time on stage, just saying.

@paulperole 3 года назад

lol, I checked and Valentine's Day in 2009 really was on a Saturday. dope

@fakshen1973 2 года назад

There was zero fat on that joke... perfect.

@jaysonbunnell8097 3 года назад

Josh Johnson is my FAVORITE stand up comedian

@SIRIC10 2 года назад

What a wonderful delight 😊...! Fresh, Young and Pretty Handsome!!! 😍 You got it all. You will go far...! My first time seeing you on The Daily Show, so I had to follow you...! Great Talent!👍 See you in the FUTURE!!!😄😆😅🤣😂😊 FAN #(Hashtag)

@c.pittman8620 2 года назад

Opposite of evil is good, instead of world peace?.

@BelindaShort Год назад

I wish whomever did sound for his videos would adjust the volume, they are all so low

@DebNKY 3 года назад

Oh, my word! They're such jerks!!

@leiyashan3111 2 года назад

A comedy set without the crowd laughing just feels like a Ted talk

@ZeranZeran 3 года назад

LMAO Go Beth! Oh no.. oh yes.

@vince615 2 года назад

You got me good in high school and now I’m your mom 😂

@fightclub6291 3 года назад

Dude has some serious comedic chops….timing, story telling, perspective. Dude gonna be a monster in the best possible way….

@TheDirtymikenation 3 года назад

Jackson 5 is pretty funny

@crashtatti 3 года назад

his skin & hair looks so good i’m convinced one of em gotta be fake

@adaj472 2 года назад

Moral of this story: if you know a Beth, don’t f*ck with her

@beetee801 3 года назад

Great story teller.

@mylesball5102 3 года назад

Looks like young Michael Jacksom

@Barbarossa-heir Год назад

That was horrible. I felt sorry for the poor girl 😔

@lazerlemon966 2 года назад

Oh my god! this literally took place on my exact birthday!

@LaurenHayley16 2 года назад

Yes! I love Josh Johnson! Imma go watch this special right now. 🏃🏼‍♀️

@SaintTyree 3 года назад

That is so fuuuccked up 😂😂

@oncinaust5178 2 года назад

How is it that he looks like 12 and 45 at the same time?

@blacktytrix 2 года назад

I wasn't expecting a comedic Ted talk when I clicked on this but I aint mad

@humanity9158 3 года назад

This guy looks so young...like early 20s....woow!!!and good presenter.

@kurosakiichigo5067 3 года назад

That's so dark I can't even laugh and it's disturbing hearing the audience cheering like that.

@elindauer Год назад

Josh Johnson looks like he just ran from his other job as an extra filming the Michael Jackson Thriller video to do this set. 😂❤ Love his comedy!

@Sewblon Год назад

1:50 are child soldier factories even that efficient? You need 9 months just to get a new baby, let alone get them into soldiering shape. Child soldier factory levels of efficiency for lemonade would actually be the exact opposite of what you need.