I think it's one of her better ones. Very to the point and funny. And I'm glad her daughter is so smart and is still able to have so much fun with it after she realizes she has nothing to fear. I know as a child I was very relieved that no one was sneaking into our house at night while I slept.
Who wouldn't be? "He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness' sake" is about as creepy as it gets.
I ponder the same scenario as an atheist. I wonder how to bring fantasy into my child's life without lying to her, and I figure she will just have to figure out my sarcastic face eventually. Then I could make the stories even more ridiculous to teach her that everyone has their own set of beliefs, and no one can completely discount or verify them. She will be a great critical thinker, I'm sure. Fantasy will be something only useful in art and games.
Classic comedian! Her mind copes with the confusion of her deceived reality to mask her intellectual bitterness. Really just comes accross like a talented cat lady, but sadly a cat lady nonetheless.
She is a deceiver and you are easily deceived. Learn logic and learn critical thinking and stop following other lemmings off the cliff. Then come back and argue how Santa is not the fallacy of false analogy
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. (Psalm 14:1) You can try to laugh it off, but by your war against the Almighty and His Word, you face a terrifying end of this life and eternity afterwards.