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Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Jupiter Ascending!
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The Wachowski’s made history with their groundbreaking movie The Matrix back in 1999. But it seems like over the past 25 years they’ve never been able to recapture that magic, try as they may have.
Jupiter Ascending rdefinitely raises some questions. Like why is Channing Tatum half a dog? Is Jupiter even interested in anything that’s happening? Why does this movie do the exact same scene twice, back-to-back and beat-for-beat?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Jupiter Ascending!
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@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion 27 дней назад
“Are you off your meds again?” “Hey shut up dad” New lore just dropped
@stevenhayes7910
@stevenhayes7910 27 дней назад
😂😂
@Lukasaske
@Lukasaske 27 дней назад
Of course! Nepotism! That's why all the movies are terrible!
@zero11010
@zero11010 27 дней назад
They're already second cousins. If both things are true that ... says bad things about their family's dating practices.
@siraaron4462
@siraaron4462 27 дней назад
Or y'know... He's off his meds.
@TheSilverpuppeteer
@TheSilverpuppeteer 27 дней назад
@@Lukasaske Now that they mentioned it, I do notice a resemblance between the two.
@dlxmarks
@dlxmarks 27 дней назад
A movie so inept that it couldn't even kill off Sean Bean's character.
@raskov75
@raskov75 27 дней назад
One does not simply allow Sean Bean to live.
@MichaelSBaram
@MichaelSBaram 27 дней назад
No no, look at his eyes, his dead inside.
@assimilation9
@assimilation9 27 дней назад
Sean Bean said he planned to stop doing roles where he died after Game of Thrones. Apparently he thought it was becoming too predictable.
@BrigadoonZyphoon
@BrigadoonZyphoon 27 дней назад
The bee's kill him off-screen.
@utube7930
@utube7930 27 дней назад
Underrated comment
@DustyFox8
@DustyFox8 27 дней назад
"I thought he was part dog." "Yeah, but now he's got his wings back" Best line ever. 😅🤣😆
@swampThaang
@swampThaang 27 дней назад
Why is he still in the air while not flapping his wings??
@DocTheHawk
@DocTheHawk 26 дней назад
​@@swampThaangThey are synthetics given to warriors, not actual wings. The bee used to have them as well when they were in the royal army.
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 26 дней назад
@@DocTheHawkthose were words
@DustyFox8
@DustyFox8 26 дней назад
@@swampThaang cuz he's part dog. Dogs don't flap wings.
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 26 дней назад
Barf from SPACEBALLS made more sense than Caine Wise.🙄
@ThatDruidDude
@ThatDruidDude 27 дней назад
Really heartwarming to know, how benevolent Hollywood are giving 7 years old a chance to write script for their movies.
@Jordan-Ramses
@Jordan-Ramses 25 дней назад
Sounds more like chatgpt.
@skwills1629
@skwills1629 25 дней назад
Given Recent Revelations Benevolence May Not be the Word, Libido May Be... Hollywood Producers Like'em Young.
@jameswhitley4101
@jameswhitley4101 24 дня назад
@@Jordan-Ramses Except language model technology was still quite primitive back when this movie was made.
@Benjovi76
@Benjovi76 24 дня назад
I read that as heartworming, because he’s part dog
@APS_Inc
@APS_Inc 23 дня назад
This is insulting to 7 year olds
@Zso-VIII
@Zso-VIII 27 дней назад
"Oh cool, I never saw this movie so this Pitch Meeting will tell me what it was about" One minute in: "What the actual fuck"
@stevekirkpatrick1612
@stevekirkpatrick1612 27 дней назад
It sure is about words. And some other words.
@visebes9694
@visebes9694 27 дней назад
It's not even a bad movie, it's just not that memorable.
@monmothma3358
@monmothma3358 27 дней назад
​@@visebes9694I vividly remember Eddie Redmayne's scenes
@mrsplashman8308
@mrsplashman8308 27 дней назад
@@visebes9694no I thought it was absolutely terrible
@VladRadu-tq1pg
@VladRadu-tq1pg 27 дней назад
@@visebes9694 you re insane..it s absolute dumpsterfire
@KirbyLinkACW
@KirbyLinkACW 27 дней назад
"So you have a movie for me?" "No, sir, I don't."
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 27 дней назад
“Amazi- wait, what?”
@Mister-Red
@Mister-Red 27 дней назад
​@@carter_lovejoythat's because I have a TV show for you!
@utube7930
@utube7930 27 дней назад
Barely interested
@kardnails8729
@kardnails8729 27 дней назад
Pretty sure there is a pitch meeting that starts like that, I think it was one of the anniversary ones.
@JamestheXennial
@JamestheXennial 27 дней назад
Well, in the case of Jupiter Ascending, that is accurate.
@AwesometownUSA
@AwesometownUSA 26 дней назад
4:42 in the article shown at the end of the video, mila kunis said she knew Jupiter Ascending would flop before they started filming. I just went and read the article, and she says she knew it would flop _because the budget was cut at the last minute._ mila, I’m sorry but the budget wasn’t the problem - no amount of money was gonna save this script / premise from itself! haha
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 26 дней назад
Agreed. They still had a budget for gorgeous costumes and tons of CGI in J.A. But if your movie has a bland main protagonist who seems to be sleepwalking through the story with a disinterested expression (same problem the Twilight movies have) and the script can be pulled apart by a few logical questions, the CGI budget wasnt the issue...
@j.b.5422
@j.b.5422 24 дня назад
@@TF2CrunchyFrog yeah, a lot os hift movies make money, so imore cgi could have helepd
@syberslade3878
@syberslade3878 23 дня назад
@@TF2CrunchyFrog I want to agree but the Twilight franchise was very successful
@maguffintop2596
@maguffintop2596 20 дней назад
@@syberslade3878back when zombies were a thing and every actor tried acting like one.
@happyslapsgiving5421
@happyslapsgiving5421 27 дней назад
"She barely looks interested" killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
@caesar7734
@caesar7734 27 дней назад
“Kane got his wings back” “But I thought he was part dog” “Yep, and now he’s got his wings back”
@spritemon98
@spritemon98 27 дней назад
Brought to you by redbull
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 27 дней назад
He forgot his meds
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 27 дней назад
Getting your wings back whilst trimming your beard of bees after cleaning toilets for no reason is... ... flight!
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 27 дней назад
Every time a lame abrahamicist loses their crappy denial of critical thinking, an angel falls, and a doggo gets its wings.
@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 27 дней назад
He’s from Pegasus.
@Jarakin
@Jarakin 27 дней назад
"Those are words" By far, the best and most coherent summary of this movie i have ever seen.
@MGmirkin
@MGmirkin 25 дней назад
...a lot of words!
@beerosaurusrex
@beerosaurusrex 26 дней назад
The bee on the computer monitor in the background. Producer guy is royalty.
@taylorbrecht8049
@taylorbrecht8049 25 дней назад
Only something bee-rosaurusrex would notice
@TheCapnMorgan
@TheCapnMorgan 27 дней назад
“The queen has a beard of bees” idk why I found that line utterly hilarious
@cydranzer6027
@cydranzer6027 27 дней назад
Still love the irony that in Jupiter ASCENDING she just spends the whole movie literally and figuratively falling.
@darasen66
@darasen66 27 дней назад
Watching the movie I commented that if she fell one more time we'd have to rename her Lois Lane.
@EmperorSeth
@EmperorSeth 27 дней назад
She spends so much time getting kidnapped in her own movie that Princess Peach tells her to give it a rest.
@AchedSphinx
@AchedSphinx 27 дней назад
movie best viewed while upside down.
@elfsong713
@elfsong713 27 дней назад
And ends up in the same exact place where she started.
@robertlee8519
@robertlee8519 27 дней назад
You have to watch it upside down
@Alyssa-vd3sf
@Alyssa-vd3sf 27 дней назад
For everyone saying they've never seen/heard of this movie, just know: there is so much insane stuff going on that this video could easily be tripled in length. This doesn't even touch on Jupiter's father being killed by the KGB, the giant lizard men, Caine's 'blacking out and killing royals by instinct' backstory, the third space sibling, or all the weird Oedipus complex vibes from the siblings.
@canadagirl7157
@canadagirl7157 27 дней назад
I'd call it more than vibes, she's not technically his mother but he is still basically marrying his mother...and they're both fine with that...
@siddharthnath7917
@siddharthnath7917 27 дней назад
This can't seriously all be in 1 movie, can it?
@Alyssa-vd3sf
@Alyssa-vd3sf 27 дней назад
@@canadagirl7157 Fair point. And there's definitely at least an implication that it started back with the actual mother, at least in the case of Eddie Redmayne's character.
@lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286
@lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286 27 дней назад
@@siddharthnath7917 Yes, it is. Very fast paced bad movie.
@64324037
@64324037 27 дней назад
​@@siddharthnath7917 you must watch it lol
@omgthisissoawesome
@omgthisissoawesome 27 дней назад
Ryan, you have no idea how long I have been waiting for you to make a pitch meeting about this. It's been years since I watched it but I still can't forget the scene where they use a sanitary pad to stop Channing Tatum from bleeding but use the sticky side of it instead of the absorbent side
@JacekPaszkoAMV
@JacekPaszkoAMV 27 дней назад
What the actual fuck
@mkultra2456
@mkultra2456 27 дней назад
@@JacekPaszkoAMV What part of "they use a sanitary pad to stop Channing Tatum from bleeding but use the sticky side of it instead of the absorbent side" don't you understand?
@brentgilliam1209
@brentgilliam1209 27 дней назад
Yes... just yes to this entire comment string.
@arvinroidoatienza7082
@arvinroidoatienza7082 27 дней назад
​​@@mkultra2456were not women duh. We men don't know how pads work
@donperegrine922
@donperegrine922 26 дней назад
​@@arvinroidoatienza7082 You GOTTA get the string way up inside!
@chiarardn2401
@chiarardn2401 25 дней назад
I can't believe you did a pitch meeting for Jupiter Ascending and didn't even mention the sanitary pad scene! LOL!
@VinceroAlpha
@VinceroAlpha 23 дня назад
Yeah, after watching this and not the movie at all, I’m glad he left that scene out.🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
@TheAeris07
@TheAeris07 20 дней назад
Do I even want to know?
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 27 дней назад
"Teacher says every time a bell rings, a weird dog-man gets his wings back because he had them for unexplained reasons and lost them for other unexplained reasons"
@KhanGarth
@KhanGarth 27 дней назад
That's right, atta boy, weird dog guy who has wings for some strange reason!
@jeffheffner5653
@jeffheffner5653 27 дней назад
All dogs go to heaven. So.
@sabalghoo
@sabalghoo 27 дней назад
Wow wow wow...
@TheDuckofDoom.
@TheDuckofDoom. 27 дней назад
@@sabalghoo Bow wow wow...
@TickleMyResearch
@TickleMyResearch 27 дней назад
Heard this is ZuZu's voice lol
@pinky6758
@pinky6758 27 дней назад
You forgot the part how she is not actually the mother of these siblings but just so happens to have, by pure coincidence, the DNA of their mother. And the in-movie reasoning is that if you take just enough planets and wait for just enough aeons, eventually any possible DNA-code will show up multiple times. And whatever random person just so happens to have the correct DNA by virtue of pure chance, that person is legally the ruler of Earth.
@88Opportunist
@88Opportunist 27 дней назад
The movie is basically saying reincarnation is a thing. As in there are only so many DNA codes that eventually they start recycling.
@ASageCalledQ
@ASageCalledQ 27 дней назад
LOL
@burritodog3634
@burritodog3634 27 дней назад
i remember the dialogue where they explain they also have the ability to change genetics and create clones but they dont because its dangerous apparently
@cattraknoff
@cattraknoff 27 дней назад
If they were just looking for one gene, maybe. Or maybe like a few key ones. Maybe even a few dozen. Okay. But EVERY SINGLE GENE? The odds against that are beyond astronomical. Even with billions of people there still isn't a reasonable chance of it happening. There still is barely a snowball's chance in hell at best.
@moridin3336
@moridin3336 27 дней назад
ah yes, the 1000 monkeys w/ 1000 typewriters explanation, but w/ DNA.
@jonathandixon7760
@jonathandixon7760 27 дней назад
I always thought the “I love dogs” line looked like they were reading it for the first time off a prompt. She says it with just a little question in her voice. He just gives up, ends the scene and walks off. She follows to say WTF. He turns back and they just stare at each other like they just fully realized what this movie is.
@user-aRb00d3r
@user-aRb00d3r 23 дня назад
😂😂😂 seems true
@SerbAtheist
@SerbAtheist 22 дня назад
I believe there is nothing more damning to be said about Jupiter Ascending than the fact that Honest Trailers simply narrated the entire plot of the movie and called it a day.
@CommentaryCommenter
@CommentaryCommenter 27 дней назад
Watching a Pitch Meeting for a movie you’ve never heard of is TIGHT!!!
@ninjalectualx
@ninjalectualx 27 дней назад
Repeating the same joke on every video is not tight. It's loose
@Mister-Red
@Mister-Red 27 дней назад
​@@ninjalectualxohh loose things are TIGHT!
@thegreatandterrible4508
@thegreatandterrible4508 27 дней назад
You have been blessed.
@Kratoctavi0
@Kratoctavi0 27 дней назад
​@@ninjalectualx Yucking someone's yum is not tight
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 27 дней назад
I highly recommend watching this with some friends and drinks!
@korimiller379
@korimiller379 27 дней назад
"So you have a movie for me?" "No I have a series of mostly unrelated plot points that might work in sequence..." "Good enough!"
@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev
@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev 27 дней назад
sounds written by AI
@impeeratorii
@impeeratorii 27 дней назад
My favorite fan theory is that this was planned as a triolgy, each part focussing on one sibling, but the studio said "No way, were shelling out that much money, make it one movie first and we weill see..." It explains all the loos threads and repititions.
@dsbmitchell
@dsbmitchell 26 дней назад
@@impeeratoriiWow, that helps to make so much more sense
@paradoxlaboratories8005
@paradoxlaboratories8005 27 дней назад
1:24 “So then they go see this guy, Stinger, and he’s half bee.” 🤣 What the hell is this??? I’m guessing he likes jazz.
@MGmirkin
@MGmirkin 25 дней назад
Nah, he just goes to the jazz lounge to get buzzed...
@pbj1984
@pbj1984 22 дня назад
I see what you did there
@leelee1286
@leelee1286 24 дня назад
“I said I have no further questions!” 😂🤣😂
@christimorgret7818
@christimorgret7818 27 дней назад
:58 "I have no further questions about that" is the single best, most sanity-saving approach to this movie.
@planetslime
@planetslime 27 дней назад
I said I got it.
@TheValorism
@TheValorism 26 дней назад
My fave 'GEEZZZ...those are words!' 😆😆
@christimorgret7818
@christimorgret7818 26 дней назад
@TheValorism also an excellent option
@christimorgret7818
@christimorgret7818 26 дней назад
@@planetslime this works, too
@pbfoley
@pbfoley 26 дней назад
Ha! He cut 3 minutes from this video with that line alone
@BlinkingEldrichRoses
@BlinkingEldrichRoses 27 дней назад
"You off your meds again?" Killed me
@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion 27 дней назад
“Hey shut up dad!”
@leebarbs7176
@leebarbs7176 27 дней назад
That & "THOSE ARE MORE WORDS!"
@waywardmind
@waywardmind 27 дней назад
"shuddup dad"
@utube7930
@utube7930 27 дней назад
One time I was off my meds and it killed me too
@positivelynegative9149
@positivelynegative9149 27 дней назад
Oh no! Did it kill you because you're off your meds? 😲
@markmatson
@markmatson 27 дней назад
My daughter spent much of her early childhood writing a movie script involving evil bears and fairies and vampires and stuff. (A "trailer" is at my home page.) Imagine if she somehow later became a famous writer/director with enough power she could dust off that script she finished before she turned 10 and have a studio dump 100 million dollars into it. That's basically Jupiter Ascending for the Wachowski siblings.
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 22 дня назад
When is your daughter going to start a YT channel?
@Sunless1337
@Sunless1337 26 дней назад
"hey shut up dad" Well, this explains why he never gets fired. xD
@TotoLakay
@TotoLakay 27 дней назад
"Those are WORDS!" That straight up killed me.😂😂😂
@maboyles90
@maboyles90 27 дней назад
That may be my new favorite joke! I'm going to try to find a way to use that in real life.
@guyfurman2463
@guyfurman2463 27 дней назад
New Canon. The guy playing the producer gets better every time.
@Celinra
@Celinra 27 дней назад
With a dog-man in there, I feel like there was a missed opportunity for a "bow-wow-wow-wow... wow" joke. (Seriously though, great job as always!)
@SageWon-1aussie
@SageWon-1aussie 27 дней назад
That would be a truly awesome joke. 👍😎
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 27 дней назад
He's gonna be pissed he didn't do this.
@katherineb5872
@katherineb5872 27 дней назад
Omg that would have been such a cute joke!!
@pauladame6310
@pauladame6310 27 дней назад
​@@gnocchidokey More than just an inconvenience feeling for him for sure
@AudioPerplex
@AudioPerplex 27 дней назад
hahaha, good point.
@alexoblivion9295
@alexoblivion9295 23 дня назад
I was really drunk both times that I watched this, and the way I remembered it was, Mila Kunis and a Robot wait in line at the DMV for the entire movie, getting transferred to a different desk every time they get to the counter, for 3 hours. That was the way I remembered it, so I never tried to watch it again, and for years I've just been telling people it was called 'Rings Around Uranus starring Mila Kunis'
@FathersUnited-fu
@FathersUnited-fu 26 дней назад
"Heyshudupdad" is wild. I'd never😂
@jamessmells123
@jamessmells123 27 дней назад
I couldn’t believe this movie WASN’T trying to cram the first three books of an eight part series into one film. Was baffled to find out it was original
@bmanmcfly
@bmanmcfly 27 дней назад
IKR, it was a movie with so much potential...
@Templar462
@Templar462 27 дней назад
@@bmanmcfly was it? because this honestly sounds like a bender gone horribly wrong, on a work-night, when your script is due the next morning.
@scifiwriter98
@scifiwriter98 27 дней назад
The Wachowskis always swing for the fences and sometimes succeed. Not this time.
@G360LIVE
@G360LIVE 27 дней назад
@@Templar462 The story idea has potential. The script needed a Page 1 rewrite though.
@bmanmcfly
@bmanmcfly 27 дней назад
@@Templar462 Consider the overall story; a "normal" person in modern day discovers that humanity is really just a small cog in a galaxy (or greater) spanning empire that is using those lives as a commodity for the rulers own benefit, and this normal person happens to hold a status that can overturn that circumstance to save humanity as a whole.... IMO, that's a great premise for a movie or a series of books. I know I've read worse ones. In terms of the execution, when I first watched the movies I chose to ignore those details, but the critique is pretty damn close to spot on. If things had been fleshed out; film 1 the girl finds out about the galactic empire and that she holds a special rank in that empire that she was not aware. Film 2; after discovering the size and scope of the empire, the protagonist tries to stake her claim over the planet she wants to save, but has to deal with the "royal" feud in order to maintain that claim, beating the 2 of 3 weakest siblings. Film 3; Starts with battling the final sibling, then the protagonist gathers forces in order to relinquish the "empires" control over the planet or to destabilize that empire in such a way that it cannot present a threat to the earth for the foreseeable future. Yes, it would hit the brakes on most of the action, but there are many books where the anticipation of the conflict takes up more space than the actual conflicts.
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 27 дней назад
I honestly thought that this movie already had a Pitch Meeting. Definitely one of the best comedies of the last decade!
@utube7930
@utube7930 27 дней назад
Hah hah! Laugh at the palpable incompetence of the mega rich! oh snap you paid to see it.
@attila0323
@attila0323 27 дней назад
Me too... I was like, isn't there already a PM? Is this a revisited one? No and no.
@carineherman4048
@carineherman4048 27 дней назад
There was a fantastic honest trailer about this movie
@VladRadu-tq1pg
@VladRadu-tq1pg 27 дней назад
@@utube7930 legit no one i know ever watched this trash nvm paying for it
@psonar
@psonar 27 дней назад
It has a hilarious Honest Trailer that you may be remembering... possibly my favorite! There's a lengthy plot summary where there's a warning at the bottom saying "Actual Plot of the Movie" or something which cracks me up because the plot is just so insane it makes fun of itself.
@iamgregory1299
@iamgregory1299 26 дней назад
I need to see a pitch meeting done on Van Helsing (2004). I like the movie, but I also can see potential for a funny pitch meeting in it.
@973daydreamer
@973daydreamer 26 дней назад
This has made my week. I have wanted to see a pitch meeting for this for years. Thank you ❤
@Elalmadebudin
@Elalmadebudin 27 дней назад
02:40 I love how you sync the quote with the dialogue of the actual scene to demostrates that you're not making it up despite how absurd it sounds.
@DescendingVelocity
@DescendingVelocity 26 дней назад
It was definitely meant to be one of those “so dumb it’s cute” quotes you see in a lot of romance movies, but just turned out to be dumb and desperate sounding lmao
@kevingray4980
@kevingray4980 25 дней назад
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.”
@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein
@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein 27 дней назад
When I watched this movie, I literally had no idea what was going on... the entire time. This pitch meeting exhibits the absurdity of this movie very well lol
@kopf-heldtotalneuro-logisc8479
@kopf-heldtotalneuro-logisc8479 27 дней назад
Accept same feelings here. lol And i am still lost. I just can´t get it - how this movie ever could come to life.
@primmoore6232
@primmoore6232 27 дней назад
Sneak over to *Honest Trailers'* take on this train wreck. He gave up reviewing it, and just told the whole plot. Brilliantly hilarious.
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 27 дней назад
Try some storytelling that actually DOES make sense. "Diamond Dragons". 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 27 дней назад
Hearing it described like this, I'm getting those familiar "This started as someone's fanfiction" vibes. Could be an original story, but that general level of narrative ability... where it's really just "This would be cool, so it happens. And that would be cool, so it happens too." Little trace of any kind of red thread or cause-and-effect chains precipitating events, so much as just... a bunch of random stuff all thrown at the viewer until, at some point, it ends. A child's story, of sorts. Not bad, necessarily, but... incongruous.
@-Gorby-
@-Gorby- 27 дней назад
I mean, the movie isn't really that hard to follow, it's just bizarre and silly.
@ShantanuTiwari-rx3ti
@ShantanuTiwari-rx3ti 21 день назад
Nowadays I randomly get urge to watch pitch meeting, I come here to watch them and everytime wish to god to bless this channel.
@MasseyKY
@MasseyKY 27 дней назад
"You off your meds again?" "Hey shut up Dad" 😂😂
@joshmckinlay587
@joshmckinlay587 27 дней назад
"Those are more words!" LMFAO
@harrymills2770
@harrymills2770 27 дней назад
Heh. That was my favorite bit.
@Chris_Hood
@Chris_Hood 27 дней назад
"Okay, *this is gonna be a weird one.* " Ohhhhhh, you have no idea
@ianitor
@ianitor 27 дней назад
Take all the weirdness you can imagine and multiply it by itself.
@daryltester1710
@daryltester1710 25 дней назад
Bee squared?
@ianitor
@ianitor 25 дней назад
@@daryltester1710 beads?
@Unseen4ce
@Unseen4ce 25 дней назад
This was one of the funniest pitch meetings in awhile.
@ConstantlyShadow8annedByYT
@ConstantlyShadow8annedByYT 15 дней назад
4:26 to 4:34 ...what a missed opportunity to have "sir, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on that"
@caarthikraj8184
@caarthikraj8184 27 дней назад
This is my new favorite pitch meeting by far, the "this is gonna be a weird one" and "are you off your meds again?" were so perfect
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 27 дней назад
Yeah, this was crazy funny. Also the Queen's beard made of bees. I got more laughs out loud out of this one than any other one, and I've seen most of the pitch meetings
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 27 дней назад
oh and also Jupiter Jones is a freak killed me
@jimbomacjimbo95
@jimbomacjimbo95 27 дней назад
"Hey shaddup dad, so..."
@Dadbot
@Dadbot 27 дней назад
New pitch meetings for old movies are tight
@raiseer
@raiseer 27 дней назад
Yes. I'm still waiting for "In the name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale".
@Samuitsuki
@Samuitsuki 23 дня назад
OH! I've been waiting for this!
@davidwright4201
@davidwright4201 26 дней назад
Probably no one else is old enough to remember this on here, but Jupiter Jones is also the name of one of the Three investigators from Alfred Hitchcock's book series, I read all of them until my friend told me about The Hardy boys and Nancy Drew books, then I read every single book they had, it's been almost 20 years since I've even read The Hardy boys or Nancy Drew.
@Sir.Redacted
@Sir.Redacted 27 дней назад
"Feeding off the life essence of humans is tight!" Is absolutely something a big studio executive would say.
@cleopanda4906
@cleopanda4906 27 дней назад
I can't believe this isn't a revisited but a new video
@monmothma3358
@monmothma3358 27 дней назад
Yeah, especially since he's talking about the Queen of England
@vanderful2397
@vanderful2397 27 дней назад
@@monmothma3358 When the movie was pitched she was still alive
@kityhawk2000
@kityhawk2000 27 дней назад
​@vanderful2397 being still alive is tight especially if you're singing the song from Portal
@SageWon-1aussie
@SageWon-1aussie 27 дней назад
Took a while to figure out how this might have been pitched. Successfully, I mean.
@monmothma3358
@monmothma3358 27 дней назад
@@vanderful2397 True 😄
@nrsrymj
@nrsrymj 16 дней назад
This is one of my favorite honest trailers and now one of my favorite pitch meetings.
@rawdog1999
@rawdog1999 27 дней назад
It was written as a trilogy by the Wachowski siblings. The studio made them compress it down into 1 movie. That 1 movie was like 2 hours and 40 minutes long, and the studio then made them cut 40 minutes. It could never succeed under those conditions.
@EGreeneConversations
@EGreeneConversations 4 дня назад
it was also a very weird bad plot. even from what they showed us.
@armelior4610
@armelior4610 27 дней назад
Ah yes, the Wachowskis' Rebel Moon. But it's way more fun in a "so bad it's good" way. The line about the bees recognizing all royalty is still one of the most funny unintentional humor I've heard on screen
@thegodofalldragons
@thegodofalldragons 27 дней назад
Rebel Moon except made by people with talent.
@AchedSphinx
@AchedSphinx 27 дней назад
rebel moon without the wheat.
@easolinas1233
@easolinas1233 27 дней назад
Especially since it has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It's just a weird idea the Wachowskis came up with, and for some reason they were allowed to put it in their movie.
@hebat45
@hebat45 27 дней назад
Rebel moon without the slow mo, wheat and much better visuals
@mkultra2456
@mkultra2456 27 дней назад
@@AchedSphinx Actually they had the wheat in one scene. Or might have been corn. There was a big field of produce that's for sure.
@BatmanFan76
@BatmanFan76 27 дней назад
“Making an original movie with the directors of The Matrix is tight!” “No it’s not.” “Yeah, you’re right.”
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 27 дней назад
It sucks that the Wachowskis haven’t done anything that lives up to the original Matrix in terms of how grounded, spectacular and revolutionary it was. I guess the best thing they’ve done since the original Matrix was producing and writing the screenplay for V for Vendetta and I’ve heard that Sense8, the show they made on Netflix, is also good. But their track record overall has been very polarizing.
@alm2187
@alm2187 27 дней назад
Seems like the potential was there. Maybe they should have stopped going with experimental stuff and focused on what worked in Bound and The Matrix (though perhaps not in the same movie).
@hartthorn
@hartthorn 27 дней назад
@@carter_lovejoy Ehhh, it's less polarizing and more "those ladies are freaky, and do cool, weird shit." Not a huge fan of how the Matrix trilogy ended, but it was never BAD. Sense8 is weird but an emotional firehose. Even Speed Racer has been getting a larger critical re-evaluation for doing stuff that is honestly amazing if you just stop EXPECTING it to be a different kind of movie. And I'll defend Matrix Resurrections til the day I die. Cloud Atlas is supposed to even be pretty solid if you can get passed the, ya know... weird race make up stuff.
@pacmonster066
@pacmonster066 27 дней назад
​@@carter_lovejoyThe problem with the Wachowskis is they're more interested in subversion of cinema tropes then logically consistent story structure. All of their projects suffer from this problem with their "better" stories mostly grabbing the story structure from other sources. The first Matrix is fundamentally Alice in Wonderland (which the Wachowskis make obvious via the Alice in Wonderland references in the movie). The further they went away from an existing story structure in their projects the worse they got.
@Grasslander
@Grasslander 27 дней назад
@@hartthorn "Ladies"? LOL Oh yeah, I forgot. U.S. leftists know they must pretend to believe whatever the clique of media owners shove down their throat. Otherwise you are targeted at work. I guess the cowardice carries over to the internet too. Carry on.
@jdoggfivethousand
@jdoggfivethousand 26 дней назад
Love your videos! Please do a pitch meeting for Southland Tales!!! It'll be super easy! Barely an inconvenience. I am going to comment this for as long as you make these, until you make it. I will never give up. This is my seventy-seventh attempt.
@s1nnocense
@s1nnocense 25 дней назад
it's not big enough.
@DJKL
@DJKL 26 дней назад
Thanks for reading my mind and doing this one!
@ToyKeeper
@ToyKeeper 27 дней назад
Jupiter Ascending was the best, longest, and only commercial I've ever seen for air skates.
@agdtwinkie001
@agdtwinkie001 16 дней назад
The discriptions are amazing! how did i miss those for so long 😂😅
@jierdareisa4313
@jierdareisa4313 26 дней назад
I love ALL Pitch Meeting videos!!!! ❤
@thatsgib6015
@thatsgib6015 27 дней назад
"Those sure are some words!" Never before have I found a way to perfectly explain how I feel whenever I hear a character drop fictional lore
@dcmbassi
@dcmbassi 27 дней назад
Oh my goodness, I forgot about this one. I remember wondering how a life of cleaning toilets prepares you for parkour on a crumbling space station.
@stevekirkpatrick1612
@stevekirkpatrick1612 27 дней назад
That's what you get for never cleaning your toilet.
@dcmbassi
@dcmbassi 27 дней назад
@@stevekirkpatrick1612 🤣🤣🤣
@my0p1n10nst1nks
@my0p1n10nst1nks 27 дней назад
Hey, shut up lol😊
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 27 дней назад
"Becuzz!"
@derpmang5539
@derpmang5539 27 дней назад
Because, as any toilet cleaner will tell you, you are gonna go through a lot of shit!
@intheTRAFFIC
@intheTRAFFIC 22 дня назад
Man the writing was so sharp on this one RG! Well done.
@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein
@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein 27 дней назад
My favorite part was "Are you off your meds again?" "Hey shut up dad!"
@RetroBlockade
@RetroBlockade 27 дней назад
New pitch meeting lore dropped
@rcschmidt668
@rcschmidt668 27 дней назад
An instant classic!
@reezlaw
@reezlaw 27 дней назад
I hadn't even noticed "dad" hahaha
@Sat0rr0taS
@Sat0rr0taS 27 дней назад
The new Pitch every week is 100% the best part of RU-vid.
@WuSezer
@WuSezer 27 дней назад
It's every two weeks though.
@liamkofibright1326
@liamkofibright1326 27 дней назад
I actually cracked up at "Hey shut up dad"
@andrerosaesilva
@andrerosaesilva 24 дня назад
YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!! After years begging for this pitch meeting, it finally happened!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH
@xxTheMajorxx
@xxTheMajorxx 27 дней назад
When this thumbnail popped up, I left a meeting early just so I could watch this to get some confirmation that this movie was absolutely insane.
@rumo1086
@rumo1086 27 дней назад
I had purged this movie from my memory. When I saw the thumbnail I said "ohh shiiiiit" and I flashed back to cringing in agony for an hour and a half when I had watched it
@tarron3237
@tarron3237 27 дней назад
You mean insanely bad, right?
@EntropyKC
@EntropyKC 27 дней назад
This is without question the most perplexed I have been after a pitch meeting. Even Moonfall was less stupid by the looks of things. Interesting that films named after celestial bodies either falling or rising are completely mad.
@emorsi
@emorsi 26 дней назад
And I remember the trailer being somehow exiting so I really looked forward to it. And then the movie reviews were so bad, so overwhelming bad, that I decided not to watch it. I think this was the right decision.
@DocTheHawk
@DocTheHawk 26 дней назад
​@EntropyKC it's actually a good movie. Written by and directed by the same people as the Matrix.
@Coffeepotion
@Coffeepotion 27 дней назад
This entire movie sounds like a fever dream
@ianitor
@ianitor 27 дней назад
It’s worse And better 😅
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 27 дней назад
Ayahuasca
@dawnfire82
@dawnfire82 27 дней назад
Well, the writers are literally insane, so...
@skylarmccune9242
@skylarmccune9242 27 дней назад
…or an acid trip 😳
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 27 дней назад
That is what happens when you inject hormones your body isn't ready for.
@hansbansor5170
@hansbansor5170 27 дней назад
Love the 'i dont believe you' phrase from the face off pitch meeting^^ Glad it got another chance to shine
@jamiemarcelle6394
@jamiemarcelle6394 26 дней назад
Love it! Would you do a Tarantino Film next? Like, Once Upon a time in Hollywood?
@michaelanderson6394
@michaelanderson6394 27 дней назад
I honestly feel like you could answer a good chunk of the questions that Producer Guy might have just by having Screenwriter Guy say, “I’m here on behalf of the Wachowskis.” I feel like that would clear most things up about how… out there this movie is.
@tehweh8202
@tehweh8202 27 дней назад
Ah... was the movie "directed" by them?
@Lukeharperdeadlmao
@Lukeharperdeadlmao 27 дней назад
Pitch meeting is the best channel ever
@MGmirkin
@MGmirkin 25 дней назад
Honest Trailers is right up there...
@Vixin24
@Vixin24 26 дней назад
This is the one movie I always wanted Pitch Meetings to cover haha. 😂 Its so batshit insane
@nagolbackwards1335
@nagolbackwards1335 26 дней назад
I genuinely thought this movie was a dream I had until I saw that Ryan had made a pitch meeting of it
@vivamortua
@vivamortua 27 дней назад
Great pitch meeting! Another corollary issue with the ending is that, in addition to other planets still being harvested, when Jupiter eventually dies (from old age or otherwise) ownership of Earth will transfer to someone else who might then harvest everyone. Perhaps she could write some kind of space will of her own to leave the planet to another Earthling, but there is no indication that she has done so or even intends to
@easolinas1233
@easolinas1233 27 дней назад
Well, she's not very bright. I mean, at the end of the movie she's queen of the whole planet and happily cleaning toilets. She really doesn't have good decision-making skills.
@johndelacruz5025
@johndelacruz5025 27 дней назад
I love it when you guys just make pitch meetings about movies made years ago.
@F-sj7cu
@F-sj7cu 27 дней назад
He just had a kid and is using banked Pitch Meetings. Give him a break.
@10base-teaparty97
@10base-teaparty97 27 дней назад
@@F-sj7cu I don't think they meant it sarcastically. A lot of fans really like it when some random unexpected movie pops up.
@antigonaromeu
@antigonaromeu 26 дней назад
finallyyyy❤i had been waiting for this one😂😂
@purefoldnz3070
@purefoldnz3070 26 дней назад
"The dog got his wings back".....credits on the fever dream.
@wilcee238
@wilcee238 27 дней назад
Producer Guy’s face at 1:46 when he said “You off your meds again?” had me rolling.
@MFLeon27
@MFLeon27 27 дней назад
'Well he got his wings back' 'I thought he was part dog' 'Jup, and now he got his wings back'
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 26 дней назад
"Are you off your meds again?" LOL!!
@leahl5007
@leahl5007 26 дней назад
This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!
@Thekingofsandwiches
@Thekingofsandwiches 27 дней назад
This is the first time I could see Producer Guy at the end just saying “No. No, we’re not doing this one. “
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 27 дней назад
You're giving PG waaayyy too much credit. Errr, I mean Producer DAD. 😂
@MGmirkin
@MGmirkin 25 дней назад
And then, "...Aww, c'mon dad!? Even if I get the Wachowski Brothers??" "Okay, but only if you get the Wachowski Brothers..." **12 months later** "I got the Wachowski Sisters!" **Producer Guy stares...** **Pitch Guy stares...** **Producer Guy stares...** **Pitch Guy stares...** "...ohh, okay. FINE!!"
@tatsuuuuuu
@tatsuuuuuu 27 дней назад
"I thought he was part dog?!?" "YEP and now he's got his *wings* back!" God! when you put it like that xD I love this movie but yeah it was freaking goofy.
@Burevix
@Burevix 27 дней назад
Part bird dog.
@johnhirsch5558
@johnhirsch5558 27 дней назад
This movie was crazy but just fun to watch, I loved it. Thanks for the pitch!
@ressljs
@ressljs 24 дня назад
I thought it was unbearable. It's so bad, it's... just painful. I gave it a second chance, drinking heavily for the second viewing. Turns out getting drunk didn't help.
@posterblue
@posterblue 27 дней назад
Hey, I liked this movie!! The art direction of the ships, humaniods and the space station inside of Jupiter's stormy red eye were awesome!
@smorris12
@smorris12 27 дней назад
Naming your lead character after one of Alfred Hitchcock's Three Investigators is tight.
@seeschwalbe
@seeschwalbe 27 дней назад
The movie would have been ten times better with the original Jupiter Jones as the lead tbh. Wouldn't even have hurt the plot, as there is no plot.
@PhilBagels
@PhilBagels 27 дней назад
YES! I was wondering if anyone besides me recognized the name Jupiter Jones! Also, it should be noted that Jupiter has been an exclusively male name for at least a few thousand years. The "-piter" part of the name literally means "father".
@realbeefcastle
@realbeefcastle 27 дней назад
They should’ve named her Bob Andrews or Pete Crenshaw. Missed opportunity.
@theMLBfan
@theMLBfan 27 дней назад
"those are more words!". Gotta love the enthusiasm.😂
@4564568b
@4564568b 26 дней назад
Is nice that Ryan still matching background with movie release date. :D
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL 25 дней назад
Your breakdown of the movie was hilarious and spot-on. The lime of events in this plot really doesn’t add up.
@notme222
@notme222 27 дней назад
This movie makes me really appreciate that Iron Man never really "skated" around on the jets.
@CaptHayfever
@CaptHayfever 27 дней назад
On the other hand, Shadow the Hedgehog.
@wilcee238
@wilcee238 27 дней назад
He did a little in the first movie.
@gregelsnic2545
@gregelsnic2545 27 дней назад
Thank goodness they didn't include the skates from the older Iron Man comics.
@kmjober
@kmjober 27 дней назад
I have seen this movie and could not have told you any of the plot, other than i remember space was involved. This pitch meeting, besides being very funny, is a much better use of your time than trying to watch the original.
@TheNiebling
@TheNiebling 27 дней назад
great episode
@LivingWellist
@LivingWellist 27 дней назад
Best pitch meeting this year!!!
@quokka_11
@quokka_11 27 дней назад
1:05 "I said I got it." You do, sir. You do indeed got it.
@Bingo_the_Pug
@Bingo_the_Pug 27 дней назад
Ironically if this was an anime from the 90’s then it would be fucking awesome
@kingjulien9525
@kingjulien9525 25 дней назад
I finally watched that movie. Thank you Ryan G
@SafetyBriefer
@SafetyBriefer 27 дней назад
Good one. 😊
@k.chriscaldwell4141
@k.chriscaldwell4141 27 дней назад
_”Those are words?!”_ 🤣
@leonardbanda7416
@leonardbanda7416 27 дней назад
“You off your meds again?” 😭🤣🤣
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