JURASSIC KRAP - Rick Raptor Reviews

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Today I give you a crash course in cheap direct-to-DVD Jurassic Park rip-offs, including one of the WORST dinosaur movies I have ever seen and a hidden gem.
0:00 Intro
04:27 Jurassic City Review
11:49 Jurassic Shark Review
20:51 Jurassic Prey Review
28:50 The Jurassic Games Review
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@ryanbellgardt 5 лет назад

Thanks for the review! I'm glad you enjoyed our movie!

@toothbrush8884 5 лет назад

W0t

@1969tribe 5 лет назад

@mikeylikesbmx9919 5 лет назад

I watched the movie on my own time and actually enjoyed it

@kamata4890 5 лет назад

Out of all those crappy Dino movies, this was the best. I would even consider it to be amazing!

@ryanbellgardt 5 лет назад

@@mikeylikesbmx9919 Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the movie

@evastarunit7361 5 лет назад

'no sharks in fresh water' Bull and lemon sharks want to know your location

@Mandalore569 4 года назад

Eva star unit 73 yes!

@thebottlerocket4100 4 года назад

No no he got a point

@Matteo_youtube 4 года назад

* mad bull shark noises*

@romania_patriotedits1450 4 года назад

@b3ugaz78 4 года назад

Don't forget the Ganges shark either

@temmie7500 5 лет назад

“We drilled too deep”

@riamus7258 5 лет назад

Your anonymity will annoy JPGuchiha

@pinky0558 5 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KV6UhEpxUVk.html&feature=share

@7sidedfilms438 5 лет назад

A random person on the internet! That’s what she said.... than we cut a power cord and got a fine for destruction of city property. Should have listened, but the drill was just so loud.

@yoboikamil525 5 лет назад

That's what she said

@spinosaurustricycloplots1346 4 года назад

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@natalienussbaum1155 2 года назад

Annoying character in Jurassic Shark: “There are no sharks in fresh water.” Bull shark: “Am I a joke to you?”

@kerenbar7424 11 месяцев назад

Bull sharks have insane adaptation lol

@jurassicverse64 2 месяца назад

Orthacanthus: May I have a word?

@shelleyhill4366 28 дней назад

(Bull Shark had never seen such bullshit before)

@purplerathalos7226 5 лет назад

Dinosaurs with guns? They're going to have to rename the Jurassic Games into the Turok Games.

@adrianposkonka8331 5 лет назад

Turok is pretty much a forgotten franchise, they need something that's trending to bring in more views.

@7sidedfilms438 5 лет назад

Purple Rathalos that’s not fair, they made a Turok movie. I can’t say it was good, I wouldn’t recommend it, but it does exist. Just like blood reign exist. And house of the dead exist, alone in the dark, house of the dead, ratchet and klank, two different street fighter movies, I think three dead or alive movies, assassin creed, super Mario brothers, Mortal kombat 1&2 (with a reboot on the way), silent hill 1&2 (what was up with the cop in 2?) basically it’s a real shit show for game movies. I think I got off track here.

@Saltyaf38 4 года назад

@@adrianposkonka8331 I love turok. I think they should reboot the franchise and do something like turok 2008.

@at-rexontheinternet1388 4 года назад

Or "Dino Riders: the movie" I'd pay MONEY to watch that

@Saltyaf38 4 года назад

Yes I have been waiting for a Turok movie.

@dusto1878 5 лет назад

I’m afraid there is dinosaur porn with higher quality then this. Everyday we stray further from GOD

@sakerinatree5338 5 лет назад

OMG YES

@wietomeiborg1934 5 лет назад

Akhem, *who?*

@SoJoever 5 лет назад

The Squid With No Kids can you provide evidence? /s

@SoJoever 5 лет назад

Nutshell In a shell dont be afraid, it was a joke

@EtherealRoninERProductions 5 лет назад

Your comment seems familiar Have I met you before or saw your comment posted on a dinosaur porn animation

@flarelukethecomedian4615 5 лет назад

I just noticed KRAP is PARK backwards

@rowletrockerz5158 5 лет назад

WhaAaAaAat

@dinosaurgirl135m 5 лет назад

JurASSic Crap 😂

@luke769animations 5 лет назад

*_VERY GOOOOD!_*

@7sidedfilms438 5 лет назад

Flareluke The gamer I get it, it’s a palindrome... kinda... not really... not at all actually...

@ganstahamsta7980 5 лет назад

Well played

@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 лет назад

No sharks in fresh water? The Bull-Shark wants to have a word with You

@Tareltonlives 4 года назад

Just once I'd like to see a shark movie starring bull sharks. It's like they only see Jaws for reference

@averypleasedbakedpotato8609 4 года назад

The actual smart community would want to have a word with you

@philipsyoutube6111 4 года назад

Yes, they sometimes get into fights with crocodiles! How cool would that be in a movie?!

@hungryfilms3707 4 года назад

Tareltonlives there’s a fairly decent movie called red water that’s about a bull shark.

@axixax_axax 4 года назад

So do 🍋🦈's

@thecarnomeleon538 5 лет назад

The Jurassic Games actually has a pretty good base idea. Not the best. But not the worst. With proper directing it could maybe turn out okay.

@Tareltonlives 5 лет назад

IT comes off as one of the better Asylum movies-bad, but not nearly as bad as it could have been.

@AdrianL2805 5 лет назад

@@Tareltonlives Not an Asylum movie, lol.

@sneakysnake7695 5 лет назад

@@AdrianL2805 explains a lot. Probably the reason I can unironically watch

@piratedemo6918 5 лет назад

Caaarnoootauuuurus

@seannotconnery8191 4 года назад

The worldbuilding is impressive. The action figure segment caught me off guard.

@ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад

How to make a cheap dinosaur film Step 1: Get a handful of terrible actors and locations Step 2: Ad CG T. rex and velociraptor because Jurassic Park I guess, or if you add any other theropods, you have to call them T. rex and velociraptor, that will work too and not frustrate anyone Step 3: Make a situation where people and dinosaurs die in a basic environment Step 4: Profit, congratulations you just ruined your reputation

@transnewt 5 лет назад

How to make a good cheap dino movie. Step 1:dinosairs. Step 2:??? Step 3: succeed?

@firegator6853 5 лет назад

Step 5: dont add feathers because if you do less people will watch it because they cant accept reality

@TheAnimalKingdom-my1vi 4 года назад

Dinosaurs:Well, That's so fucking true! Their bullshit definitely makes no sense!

@bizarreutahraptor 3 года назад

Step 6: Make them bulletproof

@ryaquaza3offical 3 года назад

@@bizarreutahraptor or do the opposite, make them out of paper and make them die from the simplest hits and falls

@hngh6404 4 года назад

Here’s a fun game: Get a random word generator, add “Shark” to whatever the word was, and come up with a plot for it

@jangofett2910 2 года назад

Ight ima do that irl

@netflixuser2.092 2 года назад

Corona shark XD

@Tyranid_HiveMind 2 года назад

Swipe shark

@FishGaming1245 2 года назад

Economics shark

@aebhosor4835 2 года назад

Aquatic Sharks

@lordedmundblackadder9321 3 года назад

rick on the first three movies: ASS SHIT rick on The Jurassic Games: this is the most beautiful thing i have seen.

@riamus7258 5 лет назад

CRINGE!!!! Nice one btw. Every second of your reviews is enjoyable.

@Distempetor 5 лет назад

King Rexy are u gonna ‘debunk’ my reasons?

@riamus7258 5 лет назад

@@Distempetor a friend of mine is working on something that will list all the points and go through them, I'm a part of it, I'll show you when I'm done.

@falafelcult7650 5 лет назад

Thanks for all the trilogys!!!

@ethanlange1487 5 лет назад

You mean every second of your reviews *are* enjoyable

@V1ncenz010 2 года назад

Só you are the Dino guy

@trinisaurity4623 5 лет назад

I actually watched Jurassic Games too, and I was surprised on how good it was for a film of its type. It's just so on the nose with how much it makes fun of society, I found myself really enjoying it too. Hope the filmmakers keep going, they're onto something.

@philipgood5041 2 года назад

The CGI was better than expected.

@coded3604 Год назад

Try out Jurassic hunt!!

@Claymax789 6 месяцев назад

@@coded3604 uh shit here we go again Another worst cgi dinosaur movie Same to Jurassic planet dinosaurs

@toottootsonicwarrior5777 5 лет назад

*triassic world:* *brain dead critic:* 😲 (later that day) *critic typing review:* FeRoCIous CrEaTuRes!

@kappykitty1528 5 лет назад

4 Stars

@stevefilms1997 4 года назад

Kid:Mom can we get Jurassic park Mom:we have Jurassic park at home Jurrasic park at home:

@MysteriouslyMoon 3 года назад

Me who watched the whole thing of all the Jurassic PARK/WORLD trilogy

@dibershai6009 2 года назад

Also jurassic park is pretty bad.

@gabriellittle2827 Год назад

@@dibershai6009 Take that back RIGHT NOW

@indivivdualism 5 лет назад

“Nothing is worse than Jurassic shark.” *”Jurassic Prey is worse than Jurassic shark.”*

@swollenheadofdragon832 2 года назад

No it's "Jurassic Prey is even worse than Jurassic shark".

@FatDudeStudios 2 года назад

@@swollenheadofdragon832 out of all the cells that managed to get to the egg *you managed to actually be given birth to* you could have been a functional human but no

@chancegivens9390 5 лет назад

The Smilodon doesn't look that bad I've seen a lot worse

@arandomguy7110 5 лет назад

Undertake ships are worst then that of what you have seen ALOT WORST

@BaryonyxBoy-bz1qn 4 года назад

I seen worse also aka basically every inaccurate dinosaur movie

@chancegivens9390 4 года назад

@@BaryonyxBoy-bz1qn not every single one a lot of them are good but a lot of them are pretty fucken bad.

@waterlilytheraptor7537 4 года назад

The way it jump was really cool

@chancegivens9390 2 года назад

@Baker Family I saw that, it doesn't look too bad!

@CesarGameBoy. 4 года назад

*Girl:* “You know there’s no sharks in freshwater right?” *Bull sharks:* “Shut the fuck up... please shut the fuck up...”

@thexplodenator3007 5 лет назад

That perfect 40 minutes 👌🏻

@RickRaptor105 5 лет назад

Actually, the video file for this is 39:59, which I'd prefer. But for some reason RU-vid adds a second.

@liopleurodon2000 5 лет назад

@@RickRaptor105 perfectly balanced as all things should be

@ShadowRaptor42 5 лет назад

@@liopleurodon2000 what if youtube adds 1 seconds

@wandaguilbealers1036 3 года назад

@@RickRaptor105 love madagascar😎

@ciarandaragh8676 2 года назад

@@ShadowRaptor42 *no*

@hungryfilms3707 5 лет назад

7:38 they already established that the indoraptor was intelligent, it would've made more sense if it walked up to the panel and stabbed it with its front claw to try to open it or something like that.

@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 2 года назад

not to mention that it's just being consistent with the first film,

@Jay_B_8181 5 лет назад

I thought Jurassic world fallen kingdom was pretty cool But everyone has an opinion

@toasttherodan8012 5 лет назад

I agree too

@fang609 5 лет назад

Agreed everyone has their own opinion on the film and no one can change it besides time.

@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 5 лет назад

I personally enjoyed Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom more than the OJ Jurassic Park (wich had its fair share of dumb stuff, but people ignore them probably because MUH NOSTALGIA and they would consider them to be nitpicks), sure, it has some dumb and cheesy moments (about everything concerning Hollywood lava for example, or this fucking elevator scene) but it doesn't takes itself that seriously and, really, it's not as dumb as people seems to love saying...

@fang609 5 лет назад

@@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 it's not. And to be honest in some of the consept art there was a lot more fire on the island there even was a picture of a gally that was on fire while it was trying to escape a burning patch of trees. And yea another reason some people say it wasn't good is because at the end of the day kids were going to watch this film and those people wanted a film for themselves.

@bro-be3bd 5 лет назад

Fallen Kingdom was awesome.

@drillbur 5 лет назад

15:34 : you know theres no sharks in fresh water! Bullsharks: Am I a Joke to you

@hungryfilms3707 4 года назад

That line just makes me cringe because it’s not like the bullshark is barely known to the average person.

@Rajang6 3 года назад

Why are there so many smirking Heisei Godzilla pfps

@tyrannozillasauronsproduct5072 2 года назад

@@Rajang6 cuz it's funny

@Ethan_ShowerThoughts Год назад

11:05 they literally pulled the same thing again with JW Dominion, it’s kinda incredible how they did it twice in a row

@nmci8959 4 года назад

"You know theirs like no sharks in freshwater, right?" Bull sharks, Ganges Sharks, and like 2 to 4 different groups of extinct sharks would like to know your location

@alejandroelluxray5298 4 года назад

Don't forget the australian saw shark

@Animusprimalemperor6257 5 лет назад

At least I'm not the only one who hates The Asylum and their movies. Jesus! They should've stopped making this movies by now. God!

@Animusprimalemperor6257 5 лет назад

Hmmm, judging from that name, let me guess, another terrible movie?

@Insert_name_here2024 Год назад

Idk why, but I still like age of dinosaurs a little bit. And it was made by the asylum...

@PrimalKevYT 5 лет назад

Fallen Kingdom was rather good tho, but i respect your opinion.

@juju2bockyy 5 лет назад

@Madalin Grama no u

@juju2bockyy 5 лет назад

@Madalin Grama Jurassic World actually showed the "Secrets of Dr. Wu" and genetic engineering. Are you a piece of shit?

@juju2bockyy 5 лет назад

@Madalin Grama damn why u hating on the movie shouldve read the novel first

@juju2bockyy 5 лет назад

@Madalin Grama "coem"

@juju2bockyy 5 лет назад

@Madalin Grama do you even understand the plot of JW&JWFK

@shrekrepublic1213 4 года назад

I would rather stay in a asylum than watch an asylum movie

@yourtimetraveleralara Год назад

Yeah me too

@argon2532 3 года назад

A quote from a critic sums up this review: "Ferocious creatures" (5/5).

@theectoplasmish2657 4 года назад

He had some blood on his lab suit and he doesn't feel any pain while walking

@indoggedon-03 5 лет назад

I can do a film better than jurassic prey and jurassic shark with my phone

@muzankibutsuji1895 4 года назад

“I’m afraid there is dinosaur porn” Me: time to see

@luke769animations 3 года назад

At least the Jurassic Games had quality T-Rex designs

@miraculousfanyt 3 года назад

'I wish I was that tree.' - Jurassic Prey 'We drilled too deep.' - Jurassic Shark

@CoralReaper707 11 месяцев назад

What is it with bad dino movies having innuendos, intentionally or not?

@kerenbar7424 6 месяцев назад

"Boom..." - the Jurassic games

@brycevo 5 лет назад

This video is far more entertaining than the "Real" movies. Thank you

@williamsnekspeare3090 4 года назад

I see your account everywhere.

@Insert_name_here2024 Год назад

Agreed

@BluestSoldier 4 года назад

Ten years since first seeing those beautiful dinosaurs models and its in 2019 that i discover the guy behind them is dinoraul.

@josephapsey9965 5 лет назад

Is it bad that I have already watched all three of these movies

@htheflower8303 5 лет назад

Idk

@man_like_forg1121 5 лет назад

Mabey cos I've watched jurassic games lol

@Saltyaf38 4 года назад

I've seen all of them

@beanboy1110 4 года назад

a l l t h r e e ? Jurassic games, Jurassic shark , Jurassic city, jurassic prey. My guy why is your math SO FUCKI-

@Dr_Universe2007 3 года назад

I would prerecord random syfy movies. Most of them are free on amazon though

@benjirmcmahon 3 года назад

Relax, you’re helping people avoid crap like this. You’re practically a hero man!

@hungryfilms3707 5 лет назад

I really wanna see a really gory dinosaur movie, like a velociraptor using its sickle claw to cut someone's throats.

@ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад

Imagine alien but with dromeosaurs, that I’d totally love

@bennettfender1546 5 лет назад

Ryaquaza 1 it's called carnosaur 2.

@joaofrancisco3655 2 года назад

Well, we have Genndy Tartakowsky's adult series Primal. Its animated, but If you're looking for gory dinossaur fights, I totally recommend it

@Insert_name_here2024 Год назад

I'm actually making a fan comic based on area 407 and there is once scene where this happens.

@danktorvosaurus Год назад

7:14 To the Indoraptor’s credit, it was an animal specifically engineered for war, requiring some sort of bullet resistance.

@plasmacrowcodile9145 4 года назад

The difference between the Jurassic Games and the other three is that the Jurassic Games actually has effort put into it.

@jurassictyrantkingYT 5 лет назад

Triassic-220-200-Million years ago(Awesome Beginning 4 dinos) *Jurassic*-199-130-Million years ago(Money Making Period) Cretaceous-129-65-Million years ago(This Is an Awesome end) I hated the Baryonyx in Fallen Kingdom

@MajinReptile.UltraMajin 4 года назад

I believe there's an unofficial sequel to Jurassic Shark. It was directed by the same director and written by the same writer, it's called "Raiders of the Lost Shark" and it's unbelievably bad that it's hilarious. It has FLYING sharks!

@TyrannoNoddy 5 лет назад

if i wanted dinosaurs and porn i'd just look up amazon and all of the dinosaur erotica they have there for whatever reason :P

@flarelukethecomedian4615 5 лет назад

Gross

@gadielgonzalez2755 5 лет назад

Or just look up Dino furries on Google

@Darkcyndermaya 5 лет назад

@@flarelukethecomedian4615 Whoosh

@sneakysnake7695 5 лет назад

I've seen some Dino on human stuff, it ain't my proudest fap

@rasm0s 5 лет назад

every day we stray futher from god

@orarie.7cool 5 лет назад

Jurassic fail

@raizex2571 4 года назад

Funny thing, Triassic Attack actually has the same cover image from google images that I used for a project in highschool on the Jurassic Park novel, you know it's bad when they rip right from google images

@Insert_name_here2024 Год назад

Wait a minute what the fu-

@blakewinter1657 2 года назад

My favourite part of the Jurassic Shark review was how those 'actresses' were trying to 'splash' each other without getting each other's hair wet.

@mikaelafox6106 5 лет назад

29:50 Discount Chris Pratt 💖 30:44 More like the collars from Battle Royale, complete with “get out of the danger zone” plot point. If they didn’t get to a safe zone, the collar would explode! The BR collars didn’t explode the whole head. Made a huge hole in the throat which lead to huge blood loss. Suicide Squad doesn’t deserve that nod! 31:14-31:15 That T-Rex Head sculpt is divine.

@spasebar 4 года назад

Jurassic games actually looks better than the hunger games

@Just_A_Space_Cyborg 3 года назад

For the the joke with the indo raptor being bullet proof, that actually makes a little sense because it was meant for military purposes. They gave it hard rough scales so it could withstand at least a little bit of damage from guns. But either way it was still a pretty bad movie. Btw love ur vids keep it up

@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 2 года назад

was just about to mention that

@velocipastor676 3 года назад

The very fact that you mentioned the Valley of Gwangi and the Rabbit of Caerbannog in a video is why you're one of my favourite RU-vidrs.

@purplerathalos7226 5 лет назад

26:49 Man, Rudy from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs really let himself go.

@gabriellittle2827 Год назад

That’s almost exactly what Rick said about One-Eye in Valley of the T-Rex

@CJCroen1393 5 лет назад

Jurassic Games looks like fun! And the ending makes me think of my perfect "James Bond Villain Animals" - UTAHRAPTORS WITH FREAKIN' LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS >:D

@toatakanuva4846 5 лет назад

Looking at the models of jurassic shark & jurassic prey, they make Sonic look good

@alfsleftnut9224 Год назад

I'm surrprized the sucess of the first jurassic park movie didn't spawn a wave of big budget dino movies

@moustachepig43 5 лет назад

This is the first video I’m watching on your channel and I’ll just say you made a pretty good first impression

@Crossfire-qm9tg 4 года назад

35:37 - 36:03 if anyone wants to know how to audibly express anxiety, there you go, I could feel my blood pressure rising while watching this segment

@isaacvision2099 4 года назад

He's a killer He's so good at killing he can kill bullet proof dinosaurs

@playtime_foxy 4 года назад

"no sharks in fresh water" bull sharks and lemon sharks: *"ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU!?"*

@asthemoonturns 4 года назад

Back in 2005, my classmates and I made an action film with a cheap hand camera. Looked just as good as these ´movies´. And the sound was even better.

@brutalbass1566 4 года назад

Oh god the part with the shark farting I can’t get that out my head

@gabrielf.ferreira9132 2 года назад

I like how you separated Jurassic Games from the other shitty movies and instead placed him in the grass in the thumbnail.

@tamayako2000 3 года назад

"You know there's no sharks in freshwater, right?" Bull sharks: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

@ravenconnli6618 3 года назад

Those Rexes fighting each other was EVERYTHING

@leonardobalma9567 5 лет назад

22:24 genius

@d.t.w1390 5 лет назад

*IQ9000*

@SCR_ProductionsYT 5 лет назад

„Ah thats cute...now go back to playing fortnite.„ XD XD XD

@Girie 5 лет назад

How are you so underrated?

@arandomguy7110 5 лет назад

Cinema sins is your answer

@mikaelllll 4 года назад

Because youtube hates every good content creator, including pewdiepie, and only cares about pirated songs!!!

@physetermacrocephalus9986 4 года назад

His accent, probably.

@himecool3452 5 лет назад

24:29 , this is the same opening sml used on most of his vids

@cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад

In fairness to Jurassic Shark, I have long debated making a sarcastic B-movie featuring entelodonts called Jurassic Pork.

@Septor-xc4xr 5 лет назад

Woah woah woah, Jurassic world fallen kingdom may not be the greatest, but it looks better cgi wise than Jurassic world 1

@toasttherodan8012 5 лет назад

Agree with you gaming U-septor 3000.

@vik8596 5 лет назад

I thought it was decent. It’s just JW2 done better

@blimlimlimm 4 года назад

True, but that's to be expected with the passage of time.

@james739123 3 года назад

this is a tragedy because the Jurassic period is my favourite time in the Mesozoic era, why, A) J is my favourite letter because of my first name and B) it has Allosaurus, Stegosaurus and Brachiosaurus, the very creatures that made me fall in love with both dinosaurs and history in the first place.

@Sussyboi77 5 месяцев назад

How to get a bad dinosaur movie idea 1: Get a wheel 2: Write possible candidates down 3: Spin the wheel 4: Whatever you got, Put the word Jurassic in front of it There we go! You made a bad movie idea! Have fun getting roasted by this guy!

@miquelescribanoivars5049 5 лет назад

But what about, Triassic World?

@RickRaptor105 5 лет назад

There is no movie called Triassic Park, a theme park with that name already exists in Austria. If you mean Triassic Attack and/or Triassic World, I briefly mention them in the introduction. These rip-offs are mostly interchangeable so there is no point in trying to review all of them.

@miquelescribanoivars5049 5 лет назад

@@RickRaptor105 Yeah I meant Triassic World, my bad.

@wandaguilbealers1036 4 года назад

triassic park

@billkrause3924 3 года назад

RickRaptor105 is JWFK that bad

@alexandercolon941 3 года назад

@@RickRaptor105 jurassic kissxsis

@A_ghost_leviathan 3 года назад

Kid: “mom can we have indominus Rex?” Mom: “we have indominus Rex at home.” Indominus Rex at home: 21:19

@MorosTheDom 25 дней назад

Rick watching Jurassic games: why don't they just!?- The film: Im one step infront of you

@CardamonGH 8 месяцев назад

I just fucking LOVE this guy's accent! It makes the catty sniping and nitpicking even more delightful. MORE please! Also just generally funny.

@n0tzyx 5 лет назад

21:39 *Insert before drugs and after drugs meme*

@ToxicDooM96 5 лет назад

BBC The Lost World 2001 is a good exception to the rule. It’s pretty damn good.

@swollenheadofdragon832 2 года назад

9:45 No Rick, he said a pack of Velaciropters, not Velociraptors. Velaciropters are completely different from Velociraptors because their name is spelled differently and are totally not Monolophosaurus at all, okay never mind. This is obviously sarcastic and you were right all along

@zaragozrex 5 лет назад

HOW MANY B MOVIES HAVE JURASSIC IN THE TITLE!?

@Don-ds3dy 5 лет назад

Triassic Attack was the only B movie I can think off that broke away from that...even though all the dinos were from cretaceous period.

@prism8278 5 лет назад

Over 9000.

@albusvoltavern4500 5 лет назад

These are more like D and E class movies maybe one C movie

@jolleyrancher75 4 года назад

Steven Spielberg: how many B list rip offs of my movie are gonna have "Jurassic" in the title? Basically every dino b movie: Y E S

@chilantaisaurustashuikouen8947 4 года назад

Around 3...billion

@MesozoicLad 9 месяцев назад

I like how the Jurassic Games is outside of the “krap.”

@lordedmundblackadder9321 3 года назад

just went and watched The Jurassic Games- and man is it fantastic! I especially loved the black guy's skull getting crushed with a rock.

@chadgorosaurus4898 9 месяцев назад

Most of these bad movies put more than 90% of their budget into the DVD cover

@abrahemsamander3967 5 лет назад

Dinoraul’s models look amazing. I’ll check his works out.

@strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 4 года назад

[footage from _Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom_ plays] "This is the sort of thing that only happens in stupid movies!" ["footage unrelated"]

@billkrause3924 3 года назад

John Whitesell ITS NOT THAT BAD GOD

@Aldrich01 5 лет назад

YOU DRILLED TOO DEEP that's what she said

@Ilovemydogmorethanlife 4 года назад

I've only known this guys channel for a few days, but he somehow manages to make me laugh evertime.

@abrahemsamander3967 5 лет назад

Konstantinov’s work looks awesome. Jurassic games actually looks like a fun film, they must’ve had a blast and they really put there all into it. I’ll check it out.

@DasAfroLP 5 лет назад

Please do the "Carnosaur" movies. I think they are great. XD

@ianrodriguez129 5 лет назад

7:00 no way, they can get out*

@theotherbk1819 5 лет назад

Wow I JUST noticed that the Jurassic games poster is NOT ACTUALLY INSIDE the big pile of sh** but just SLIGHTLY nudged to the side in the thumbnail. Nice. Very nice.

@enderlovesbagels101 5 лет назад

Fallen Kingdom looks like a masterpiece compared to these Edit: Except Jurassic Games. It actually seems somewhat entertaining and now awful for a movie of its kind

@snake_maybe_is_funny 4 года назад

no jurassic park 3 looks more of a masterpiece than those piece of shit movies

@personismaybe0610 4 года назад

Jurassic World fallen kingdom was a great movie it one of the best one in the series

@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 4 года назад

i love how when you showed triassic attack i saw the mother of dragons as one of the pics.. oh we all got to start somewhere emilia clarke

@aidanhagel6676 3 года назад

Jurassic City: Our CGI is absolute shit Jurassic Shark: Our logic is basically nonexistent Jurassic Prey: We use a puppet and the bank alarm is our best music Jurassic Games: HUNGER GAMES WITH FUCKING DINOSAURS