Jurassic Park: Trespasser Review (Boobs, Guns & Dinosaurs) - Gggmanlives 

do you need software to read the disk images?

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Nice

When did the price go to 40$? It used to be less than 15, and it looks like similarly priced now...

soo, pirating?

And I must say, your health is great!

I think they check more for kitties here :P

Ohhhh let me touch your healthy it might be broken

Using this.

Aw I was thinking the same thing

Too good. I wanted this game badly in '98. It looked so good at that time. Then I got to play demo version and I did not get it. Controls felt just very bad. I was used to classic fps. I replayed the whole game after 18 years and it was charming. Great atmosphere and dinosaurs. Now it seems to me it was just released and made in the wrong era. 90s fps games were about control and shooting in the first place. This game was too hard to control and at the same time boring for bloodlusty fps players.

10000000 IQ PLAY

Seems like they could've just put it on her arm so it was easier to see, and still gave her a great rack to cover her lack of legs

It's likely because of the inverse kinematics, which wasn't nearly as well developed a technique back then as it is now. Thus, they probably felt that while it looked a bit awkward but serviceable for the dinosaurs, it was just too terrible for a human character.

I'd love it if they remade this game.

Gangsta gangsta!

What's it a reference to? Was it supposed to amuse me?

It's a reference to N.W.A. - Gangsta Gangsta. That song that was in GTA V.

Plasma Dragoon It’s also referenced in the Fort Minor song Remember The Name.

Lol

What about a boneful one?

The best was when you wouldn't realize that your arm got snagged on something and when you looked back, your arm was 20 feet long extending all the way to whatever it got stuck on

the hand mechanic is 100% the same of surgeon simulator.

I mean, some steam games look like this

Totally agree and it's so weird seeing that.

Actually, I played the demo level of Trespasser in VR: www.trescomforum.org/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=11084

Lol honestly this game was so ahead of it's time. If vr was a thing when trespasser came out, it would be the flagship title for sure

Nah, man, you can see a scientist playing Beat Saber on the first Jurassic Park

This comment made me realize tresspaser would be great in vr

amendoca himself it’s Half Life: Alyx if you only had a GT 730 to play it

Wayy more than 10 years. Like 16 years

I played half life Alyx and this game immediately came to my mind. Female protagonist, ammunition and health displayed on her body, speaks to herself, hear narrator voice, using hands to physically move or use objects and so on. I'm wondering if any of these developers ended up at Valve.

Or that AK with a drum mag.

Candieman isnt that a ppsh?

@Takoshi Hitsamaru While shooting a 12 gauge shotgun single handed is certainly not the best way to shoot one, I have shot one single handedly before & needless to say I have still got both arms working correctly. However yes, she'd certainly have a limp wrist shooting it as often as she does one handed. Might I suggest that she learn how to use 2 hands?

skipped leg day tho

She was born with thick skin.

Ghost_tea Put it on vr and add an achievement for having an accumulative time staring at boobs to solve issues.

There's a VR rebuild made in Unity can't remember where I found it but I had an early build and it played quite well.

Literally the only time I've seen Gumby arms like this. Any non VR FPS usually has Sargent Iron Arms McNevermiss handling the guns.

Spielberg and the dev team at the time actually Trespasser to be equivalent of a VR type immersive game. This game would definitely be a VR game if that tech existed at that time.

I guess Island 359 exists, but it would actually be cool to see a mod for this that lets you play it in VR. It's begging for one.

booby-saurus!

Yeah, what are other examples?

Not sure if there are any TBH. Trespasser's unique in that it was way ahead of it's time but everything it did first has since been done much better, and the game just isn't good or polished enough for it to gain a cult following.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC for example. Altho it wasn't bashed as hard as tresspasser was at the time. But stalker originally was supposed be more than we got in release.

It was also a power hog back in its day. My 1998 computer would crash so often, I had to abandon it for a couple of years. Literally ahead of its time, only computers from the future could handle it.

We would have never gotten released if the publisher hasn't amde them release what they had

No. It's both. She has spaghetti arms like Stretch Armstrong But also has strong arms during certain situations s like holding guns and items

Clearly you haven’t spent time around the right elderly women.

@@herobrineharry7698 lol well, i can manage shooting a AK 1 handed, but it wont be accurate :) . Not sure how a elderly woman wuld do it.

@@natalijalaonar8187 lets see it

@@garrybug907 sure. buy me a full-auto AK first, tho

The Insane Penguin Just pull your Devil Trigger in Jail

Daniel Goulart I swear every single comment I make lately has at least one response in reference to my pfp.

The Insane Penguin Thats the burden of your meme

Daniel Goulart This frustration... it's getting bigger

The Insane Penguin change ya pic to an potato and boom fixed

Robinson's Requem, Deus (not Ex), to name some.

Robinson's Requiem, yes! You sir/madam are the man/woman. I didn't think anyone else remembered this game.

True! But even Deus Ex had a sequel which felt more confined. I actually LOVED Human Revolution, but it wasn't as open world (which was fine, just not like the original game) Another game that comes to mind is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. You really felt like the whole world was open to explore :)

But half life 2 was fucking good.

Far Cry 1 wasn't open world however it had a few areas where you could choose different tracks. Open world Far Cry was more since the second title or if you take Crysis which are sort of open world FPS

Check out Lazy Game Reviews then! He’s one of the most relaxing reviewers I’ve ever watched.

Lol

If you play this for more than 10 seconds, then you would realise how wrong you are

@@avert_bs reminder that you made this comment

@@avert_bs reminder that he made a joke lmao

@@avert_bs I'd say the game is actually very good if you can get past the awkward physics puzzles

APPROPRIATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

What would actually happen is everyone going ballistic and praising the "bold, new and unique design decision" and saying how much it will "trigger" the non-existent SJWs everyone hates.

Glam Stachee They’re out there dude, they run tons of blogs, make up 30% of every college campus, and a lot of them are games journalist, it sounds like you’re just not searching hard enough

+Con Fidential "sounds like you’re just not searching hard enough" Exactly I don't go out of my way to find people I disagree with. The only people I don't have to search for and find them everywhere are these "anti-sjw" assholes complaining about people I don't see being annoying.

@Some Dank Melons all i see is edge zoomers that believes in existence of "powerful SJW klan" It's like seeing a large cult

So. Much. Health. Bahahah

Unless it still has the same janky arm controls and boob health meter, it wouldn't be the same.

loom11 OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

Well, the VR sets have the motion controllers so the janky arm issue would most likely be solved by that alone.

or like far cry!

the sonny jim for doing this review*

The SHIIIIT.

YTMND!

😂

*you scare me when you pretend to have emotion*

Silenced Games what?

If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device.

Silenced Games oh yeah, I forgot I am a character on that show...

collectionchamber.blogspot.com/2018/06/trespasser-lost-world-jurassic-park.html

I remember an actual ammo count in that game, am i missing something?

You could have it on or off, there was a setting for it.

It was an unlockable and cheat. As far as I remember

Looks like a Wii game using a wiimote

Yeah, AVGN has fucked it up for himself when he decided to play the game in it's original form. You ABSOLUTELY have do play the patched version, it's a pretty awesome game that way.

@@kosztaz87 the whole point of AVGN is to take you back to the past. Meaning he plays the OG versions of the games and reviews it how it was originally intended.

@@kosztaz87 When I played this game back on a 2003 PC, it ran similar to AVGN’s review. I don’t even think the patch existed back then

Darko Mihajlovski i honestly thought it was a vr game at first

sander sepp it relly looks and play's like a vr game

He does it in all of his videos, I wonder why

cuz it's Australian thing at least it's understandable compared to common english where people barely open their mouths

we wuz Australians n shieet sunny jim

@@shedal2571 If memory serves he first started saying it like that in STALKER Clear Sky, I remember lots of comments saying how he pronounced it funny but it sounded more like a slip that's become a running joke :D

Well, he is Australian. It’s just like British people saying shite instead of shit

Yeah except RU-vid is a cunt and demonetized my video because "boobs" was in the title.

@Charlie Vetsworth chill

GmanLives lmfao

And boob health.

Health system wouldn't be possible nowadays because some feminist would be crying about sexualization of whamen. At the same time we have whamen showing their butts in panties on tv commercials advertising skin creams etc.

It's be cool in vr

Timestamps?

Even with all its flaws this game seems like it was certainly ahead of its time. I'm keen as a bean to give it a go.

Ghost81 The game’s main issue was it was simply too ambitious for the tech available at the time. If this game was remade in the CryEngine or something with all the bugs and weird controls fixed, I’d buy it in a heartbeat.

Sadly it would never, ever be made today: no way anyone would fund this kind of tentative design when companies have a pretty good idea of what to do in order to sell. Unless it was crowdfunded, I suppose.

Lol

It was hated for good reason. What GGG failed to mention was that the game was a broken mess at launch and ran horribly on systems at the time. What you're seeing now is some sort of.patched version.

So nothing changes - ambitious game with neat ideas get bad reception and sells poorly. Happened then ,happening now.

SpecShadow Ambitious game that was executed badly. Go read the actual reviews of the game and see what the reviewers said about it. They praised the ambition at the time but it was still a broken mess.

+Florin lacob Payne to the Max! ;)

@ flippedoutkyrii Trespasser was also initially planned to feature an open world, i.e. island, where the player would have been tasked with exploration to locate a means of escape, carrying items back and forth that open up new areas/buildings. Unfortunately the developers couldn't make it work in time. The linear progression, going from level to level, was a last resort, with the only alternative being cancellation of the project. Other Trespasser trivia: - The dinosaur AI cannot climb any stairs. They will always stop in front of the first step, even if you stand on the second one, or if there only is a single step. - Months before the game appeared in stores, a demo was released, showcasing a map that is not part of the game's progression (though I believe it's on the disc). It had one of the more interesting puzzles in the game, where the player started on a helicopter landing platform, several meters high and lacking a staircase. The task was to create a means for descending, by use of the advanced physics. Back in the late 90s that was a fairly impressive puzzle, because nothing about it was scripted. Regarding physical prop interactivity, I think you're wrong. Thief: The Dark Project, released in '98, had a comparable amount of possible interaction. Unless you're referring to the interactive capabilities of the arm you controlled in Trespasser? Though I doubt that was equaled in Hitman.

Or even with D!cks... *D!cksaurs*

Dinosaurs with Boobs and Dicks? *futasaurus!*

Freshly Memed That sounds dangerously intriguing.......I’m so confused somehow.

you forgot about shooting dinosaurs gangsta style

Elijah Aitaok That counts too, but there are plenty of games that allow us to shoot dinos in different ways, especially Turok

I can already think of 2 *HUGE* reasons VR would work...

@@fakenews6133 Very *Huge* reasons.😂

Yeah the narration was amazing especially paired with the music. I really love this game. (:

Thanks, mate :)

Explains that her intelligence got fucked in the process

no it isnt

Turok RENASTER

with boobs too!

Nah we have a short supply of zombie games.

garreswe thank you, she’s a dumbass.

otakuman23 They tried to. It never took off. Fan remake anyway, a proper remake by a studio will likely not happen.

I think he forgot to put the link in there.

collectionchamber.blogspot.com/2018/06/trespasser-lost-world-jurassic-park.html

Thank ye, kind sir

bugged tits mechanic. *Snort*

I DONT GET IT

What the FFAWK is a Crouch JUMP? *Proceeds to get stuck at a simple jumping puzzle for an hour and then figures that the crouch jumping is a god damned bug and that the indie devs are incompetent*

Don't say his name you fool

This game looks like an under rated gem. DSP wouldn't do it justice. He'd ask for his fans to vote on it by donating to his PayMeTones and then quit it 5 minutes into his playthough saying it wasn't getting enough attention (tips, bits & cheers). After which there'd be a whole lot of snorting, crying & complaining about bugged game mechanics & "I didn't know WAT to do d00d! This game doesn't explain anything at all!" About the only thing Phil would enjoy in it is glaring down at the health system & making "jokes" about it.

Dr White yes