Jurassic World Dominion Thinks You're Stupid 

your son has bad taste, the lost world is better

smart kid ;)

for all their faults, the original sequels actually had quite a lot of suspense and uncertainty. new movies? not a drop of blood

Your twelve year old son doesn’t think The Lost World is cool? Is he okay?

@@iforgot87872 not that he doesn't enjoy all of them, and he'll binge all 5 at times. It's just that for them majority of times he's rewatching, it's the original Jurassic Park

This!

Believe me or don't, in the original Crichton novel of *Jurassic Park,* that _was_ a sub-plot. One of *InGen's* competitor companies actively discussed a GMO pet line that would die if they didn't receive specially tailored food produced by them. And yes, they would be domesticated dinosaurs, as a big selling point. Thus why Nedry was being approached; steal *InGen's* samples, deconstruct, alter enough to avoid patent infringement, reconstruct. If they had *_actually_* paid attention to the source material, there *_was_* fodder for future cinematic installments. But just like using human brains as server hubs was "too complex an idea" for *_The Matrix,_* so too are we "too dumb" to have a decent plot in the *JP* franchise.

They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they even knew what they had, they patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now *bangs table* They're selling it, they wanna sell it.

Sir, I’d like to buy your screenplay. Theres a great chase scene in there somewhere!

That disease thing is an X File episode, kind of. Greedy folks inadvertently unleashed a kind of mite that could swarm and cucoon a person, rapidly killing them.

There is no reason why a TRex couldn't survive by eating cheese burgers.

Yea I recall that the triceratops had trouble to even breathe in the book, because it’s lungs couldn’t handle the lack of oxygen that used to be more abundant in its period

Those giant locusts would struggle to breathe as well, even when _not_ on fire.

@Higgs Bonbon That's an oversimplification, they had it no easier nor harder, they were adapted for their environmental context just as we are to ours, lasted through many extinctions throughout their 135 million year rule (Existing for 165 million, if we count before they became dominant) humans would probably go extinct quickly in the Mesozoic without our current technological advancements, herbivorous Dinosaurs would have trouble adjusting to grass but other things people bring up like cold or oxygen levels are either not that big a deal or non-existent issues, most famous Dinosaurs are big enough to survive in lower temperatures than most would assume, Mesozoic oxygen levels were similar to modern ones & even if they weren't size only correlates with oxygen for Arthropods (bugs).

This trash made 640M worldwide, very sad indeed.

Nomnomnomnomnom money.

The first Jurassic World was actually pretty good with some deep meaning behind it.

JP3?

@@FEdelasJONSEnjoyer we don't talk about JP3.

@@alexrexaros9837 Cmon my dude, it isn't bad att all.

Bro you skipped the dive and hit rock bottom in an instant

I did this for the new Matrix to brutal effect. The absolute jarring tone compared to the crafting of the original 🤣 it was kind of incredible

@@despicabletaylor It seems like 90% of new movies are dogsh*t

@@brandonmitchell2374 90% of movies that get wide international releases are dog shit. There are wonderful independent and small scale films that will always be made, but those don’t sell tickets. A24 is a great example of a studio making great content but can’t get wide releases.

@@brandonmitchell2374 yep

These Dinosours don't even have feathers to protect themselfes!

And when you take into account drones it's all over. The idea that dinosaurs would EVER be effective against nations that can field unmanned flying death machines is incredibly laughable.

@@zephyr8072 Hell i am sure the Monkeys in Bloons could take out a Dinosaur

you´re ignoring the fact that dinosaurs in this movies are nearly indestructible xD they be impacted by cars, bite each other with tons of weight and simply dust it off

yeah they had to pick america of all places where there is one of the largest armed populace, two shotgun blasts to any dinosaur's face and they're insta dead. You don't even need an assault rifle lol.

Rise of skywalker, 2 hours of my life i wont get back.

THAT FILM IS ANATHEMA

The prequels actually are at least decently well told. They just have less than stellar dialogue and maybe a few other things, depending on what you focus on. The sequels… how do you wreck the few things that were actually good in your first film in the next ones?

Even sequels fails spectacularly at bringing those "space ships and light sabers and supposed fan service and easter eggs" in a way that's remotely enjoyable

@@dekaredfire so true. glimpsing a training remote or a djarik board is piss-poor fan service. George Lucas might be the only truly creative mind involved with the entire franchise, and now he's gone.

no one has ever shot a large animal with a gun before that would simply be unrealistic

Because the movie isn't anti dinosaur

This is exactly what we thought too! We were thinking, did he drop it and we didn’t see? Nope. It’s just stupid.

Finally, someone else who noticed that!!

Duh, you can't shoot graphics

That premise is fine. But why make them so large they have no natural predator and no insecticide plan. These same companies had put suicide pills in dinos, so not having a backup strategy. And the only way to stop them is a clones DNA. Then just sample her blood why invest in black market kidnappers? Also they clearly have the clones parents research. Why they even needed the DNA.

meanwhile rescue rangers is a pretty good 90s reboot (that also overuses CGI and is barely hand drawn, unlike the Rodger-rabbit movie, that it aspires to be), but at least it has a lot of satire against uncanny cgi. Aslo, fidgtet is a mother!

*personally i'm waiting for the musical*

I've been recently just watching the reviews of movies I know will be bad by just reading the synopsis. Why waste my time watching Morbius when the youtube videos roasting it are definitely x1000 more fun

@@gumersindocebollero3261 "its morbin time"

@@ollllj Nah, it's a cringe inducing unoriginal meta narrative slopfest filled with cheap nostalgia pandering.

Or we got alot of people wanting to burn up our spare bullets in targets everyone hate

Yeah such a threat that Chris Pratt, himbo supreme can choke one out.

Yeah, it bothers me a lot. These are animals - animals in limited quantities mind you. And animals can be hunt down, tracked, captured or killed. There are hundreds of thousands of ways they could be screwed over - and that's not to mention natural conditions, like diseases and climate. You mean to say that humanity just sees T-Rex running around and goes "Oh well, nothing we can do about it"? That there wouldn't be thousands of poachers, who would want to capture or kill such a beast for various reasons? This is such a weird premise.

I haven’t seen the movie but do they explain how the dinosaurs survive in non tropical climates?

@@jamiekamihachi3135 Bro they had Dino’s running around with snow covering them. At one point a feathered Raptor dropped in a fucking frozen lake and did a jaws impression. A fucking land reptile just goes into below freezing water and acts like it’s the most normal shit

Seeing scenes like that and comparing it to the first film just makes it so obvious they have not put any care or consideration into these films. When Ellie is running from the raptors we never see them and I think it has more to do than simply "they didn't have the technology". If they wanted to they probably could have, but that's not the point of the scene. It's not an action piece, it's a thriller and we are seeing and feeling the character running for their life believing they are being chased. It doesn't really matter whether or not she was, but it's still effective even if you consider that she only made it because they weren't after her. That provides viewers with something more to think about and real emotion, but now it's so easy for them to rely on cool CGI dinosaur woweeee!

Bryce Dallas Texas Howard* And I laughed so hard when she started running in those heels. I had already been mocking the film but I made my friends rewind to watch that again.

I dont know why this is an issue for every one! That T.Rex is the same from the first movie, and in that movie she was already 10 years old, she´s over 30 years old wich means that that T.Rex was over 125 years old in human age. Outrunning her doesn´t sound so impossible now uh?

"shes hot, they'll suspend disbeleif"

@@TheWrestlingful t-rex' couldn't actually run that fast or their bones would break apart. Humans have made speeds that far exceeded the max speed of a T-Rex, even in high heels

I read the Three-Body Problem, and said to myself what the Trisolarans said to themselves upon first contact: FUCK! THAT! SHIT!

lmao wow soooo deep!

The given reason by the directors was more or less "given this time of unrest we don't want to give a bummer ending of "all your favorite dinosaurs are dead"". Which I mean, fair enough, but they could have built up to that somehow.

Hahahaha👍

@@elegantoddity8609 I mean. Also. All our favorite dinosaurs ARE dead. My entire life, all my favorite dinosaurs have been dead. And I've coped!

Ngl this headcannon will do for me, thank you!

Who cares about the price of gasoline with a Flintstone car.

@@doncharliebrown856 Just strap a couple Dinos to it and MUSH! Ah the dream of being eco friendly, where even the loads dropped by said beasties could be used as speed bumps.👍

@@rustyhowe3907 I am not sure about being eco-friendly. Don't you know that cow dung causes carbon dioxide or something like that. Just imagine Dino poo poo 100 times the size, the pollution is going to cause is going to be climate changing.

You've kind of described the most recent Apes trilogy

Hope you used a wet wipe

Damn! That’s a good addendum!

Strike. Yes. Worker's rights.

sPaReD nO eXpEnSe

If I didn't know any better, I'd say this is a pitch to Universal for a Dennis Nedry prequel starring Seth Rogen.

This is afterall the recycling franchise era

@@jtgd reminds me of what thw guy says in "This House has People in It" about the families recycling and eating trash trash

look at the deeper meanings such as biosyn valley, corporate controlled environments never work out and guess what biosyn valley was a corporate controlled environment and look what happened to it at the end of the movie. see the deeper meanings just search up why Jurassic world dominion was good I think it was great ,my 3rd fav Jurassic movie. (whine about me liking this ok)

@@mattyclarke1969 There's nothing to look at when those "deeper meanings" are as shallow and a puddle of piss and overshadowed by an already bloated film.

@@ShredderPeek but I enjoyed it tho and it looked nothing like that you should try seeing both sides. :(

@@mattyclarke1969 That's completely fine if you enjoyed it. Shit, I enjoy Jurassic Park III quite a lot. The thing is though, I don't go around touting it as some sort of cerebral masterpiece that people are sleeping on because of the themes it may or may not have that have been done to death, even better in the same franchise. The movie isn't automatically good because it pays shallow lipservice to the concept of "Corporatism is... le BAD?!?"

@@ShredderPeek it aint that bruh I'm just saying it aint that bad I mean it does not have a raptor saying "Alan!" but im tired of aurguing btw this does not deserve the oscar but there are worse movies than jurassic world dominion I mean have you forgot about morbius but thats enough just saying it is not as bad as morbius. I respect your opinion.

don't ask questions just consume product and get excited for next product

Jurassic World was a mind-numbingly dumb movie that was rewarded with infinite money at the BO so now that's what we get. Universal knows people will show up to see pictures moving on screen with roaring sounds, no story required. And even this one's making money. Aiming your movie at people who do not give a fuck seems to be where the money's at.

This is a very succinct analogy.

That's funny because that's exactly what I said with the last movie, it reminded me of how I played with my Jurassic Park toys when I was a kid. Still I have yet to see Dr. Alan Grant fight a Raptor using Kung-Fu. Or Malcom run up the back of a T-Rex, jump of it's head and toss a hand grenade in it's mouth. But I don't want to give Hollywood any ideas.

It's very much that

@@tynj4173 it's ok if you like these movies, all of us have guilty pleasures, but they should still be criticized whenever possible if you don't want to end up with an overabundance of these stupid kind of movies

That's not always a bad thing though.

😂😂

That's what I did lol, it's always a lottttt better with every movie if you just shit off you brain and watch fast moving things on a screen

there's barley any dinosaurs

now I feel like watching the original trilogy

ALAN

This movie makes JP3,Jurassic World and Fallen Kingdom look like the Lord of the Rings trilogy

@@JunoneMaster3000 Not really, it makes JP3 look like a good JP movie (and honestly, i like it) but JW 1 and 2 are still dogshit...

@@wingsken agreed. Jp3 was a fun popcorn movie. I found it more entertaining than the jw movies.

That scene between Satler and Hammond was excellent. The Brachiosaur scene was the pitch, the T-Rex and the trucks scene the payoff, but that scene was the heart and the thesis. Those are the kind of scenes I miss most from older movies. Slow down, have the characters talk to one another like people, bare their souls in a non-expositionary way. Like a scene from a play. Get to feel the characters as people, instead of archetypes or plot contrivances. It's on You Tube. Jurassic Park John Hammond's Dream. Well worth revisiting.

When I read Ellie's line about control I suddenly had Ethan Powell's (Anthony Hopkins) voice in my head saying damn near the exact same thing.

That was more present in the novel rather than the film, where it was barely subtext.

@@polyestermammoth740 It's not "barely subtext". Malcolm calls Hammond out on it over dinner. Satler spells it out over ice cream. Even Grant was skeptical. The only character on Hammond's side was the "blood-sucking lawyer" (who, yes, I know was very different from his book counterpart). No movie can compare with a full novel (especially one as dense as JP) for exploring themes, inner doubts, anything unsaid or unseen, or having long, in-depth conversations and arguments; it has to move quickly and tell its story mostly in a visual way. The first movie did a good job having multiple characters challenging Hammond's blind ambition and arrogance from their first opportunity, not just once everything blew up. The movie makes it clear that it wasn't just Nedry that led to the disaster, he just made it happen at the first available opportunity.

@@polyestermammoth740 It really isn't that subtle.

That would be awesome. And way overdue. A dinosaur movie, starring a comic book hero. Who has the license right to Turok, and what's taking them so damn long? As for the director, Hollywood loves finding up-and-coming (/cheap) directors to lend unique visions. I say get the director of Blood Quantum, a very effective horror film with a mostly-Native American cast and crew.

Uwe Boll would jump at the opportunity (not that that’s a good thing)

Hell I'd go see Turok Son of Stone. Muscley blokes running about in loincloths with axes and dinosaurs. It can't be less entertaining than this latest Jurassic drivel.

Monkey Paw wish granted: they adapt the 2008 Turok

Turok could work, given that its a native american character and based on comics. Diversity and superheros are what studios love

To be fair, dinosaurs would never, ever be a threat to us. The JW movies notion that dinosaurs could be used by militaries over.. y'know, guns, bombs and drones is and always was unbelievably moronic. Yeah Dominion is still a garbage movie, but not cause of that.

There's no way dinosaurs could be a threat to modern humans. We have too many weapons today that can neutralize the animals in a flash.

@@zephyr8072 yeah its just silly that knowing the movie is dumb and illogical, why they couldn't just show us an apocalyptic earth overrun with dinosaurs or anything akin to the last scene in Lost World. I mean god forbid you use this amazing sea monster that they've been building up so much. It would be cool to see him wreak havoc like Jaws. I mean there's no realistic way dinosaurs are roaming some quaint city streets chasing Chris Pratt and killing tourists. I mean get a few assault rifles and boom dead. But given the dumbness of the movie, you don't expect that ofc.

I think CT fell down trying to please too many of the fans. The Barbasol can was the ultimate telling sign of this, as well as bringing back the original three. Sure, we loved seeing them, they were arguably the best part, but there was absolute no need for him to bring them back. I guess it helps when Owen and Claire are the most mundane Jurassic characters in the entire franchise. He’s been too busy making a fan service film rather than creating something half decent, like he’s been sat on Reddit reading what we all want. Dominion makes Fallen Kingdom look like a masterpiece. The prologue and Battle At Big Rock are exactly what we all wanted. Dominion and a load of execs in suits ruined the “end” of this franchise. The end of the prologue with the boy looking terrified at the T Rex was absolutely spot on. I don’t know how he can make something like that, and then follow up with Dominion. Awful.

I guess I'm gatekeeping by saying that a Jurassic fan is someone who sticks to the parks and hates the worlds with a passion, the original world film is insulting and apparently it gets worse.

At least in a cargo cult things are held as sacred.

after the 3rd time of botching basic storytelling, it is no longer an accident, but either incompetence or (not to be asserted) malliciousness.

See what I was saying above about how the issue is in the concentricity of the processes being out of whack (would that I could have said that so succinctly above (that is, in comment-section-ese, more recently)!)

Is a bad sign when the ride home talk is about what should have been rather than what was.

im sure you did

My thought exactly. This movie has several potentially very fruitful ideas, that would have been awesome to explore. Like, now that genetic modifications are so easy we can bring back so many dinosaurs, what would be the consequences ? (You can even keep the Tim Cook villain using it to push his own crop seeds). Or if they really wanted the dinosaurs amongst us bit, focus on it, find reason why they would spread (the black market could be heavily involved and explored in much more details, they would be creating their own dinosaurs for profits but some would escape etc…). But instead they just put everything they could all at once, barely exploring their own ideas to instead focus on running away from dinosaurs

Exactly. This exists solely as an excuse to manufacture and sell Jurassic World merchandise. It's a blockbuster-length toy commercial to an even greater degree than the Michael Bay Transformers movies.

Most mainstream movies now are just 2 hours of "content"

That sounds very close to a scam

Sounds like starwars episode vii

It’s the biggest RU-vid Short ever #kaosnova

They act like Godzilla monsters

@@fojisan2398 nah, kaijus are more realistic 🤣

How do you know? Im sure in the entire history of dinosaurs that a raptor has taken a swim at least once.

@@Mike-qz4by Like a submarine under the ice ? The only animals that can do it are fish, seals and whales. Neither looks like a raptor. Thus impossible.

@@dnaseb9214 capybara for example?

To be fair. If you are lactose intolerant and eat lactose, there is a detectable amount of H2 in your breath, with O2 from the air mixed it becomes easily flameable. The Giga could still get the wrong food and has problems with his digestion that lead to similare problems. Far stretched but eh. The english understanding dinosaure, if you mean blue yeah, Blue and Beta didn't need to be in the movie makes no sense. The Locusts thing is easy, they are designed to be immune against pestizides which farms would use but the BIOSYN Crops have a genetic mechanism against them to which they were made weak against. Woman getting herself pregnant dumbest decission of the movie. Except why did she even do this I hated that they made the old man that wanted to save dinosaures and missed his daughter a liar in his dying breath. I didn't know that with the vakuum, thanks for the knowlege.

That started with the first movie where the t Rex was obsessed with insect sized humans when there were other things to eat. Which the book was great just the movies are ridiculous

Well, they're really not natural animals at all. They're cloned abominations. Classic sci-fi trope of "man play god, then big oof". Kind of like the people who made JW: Dominion. Instead of resurrecting dinosaurs they tried to resurrect an extinct movie franchise and now we have a big oof.

Because we taste like chicken

Yep, worst attempt at deflection ever when people say that. The best action movies don’t require you to “turn your brain off” to be enjoyable.

For me personally, If the movie entertained me then it did its job fine, even if it was objectively bad like Fallen Kingdom. Junk Food movies basically. This however was just bad all around

That's exactly what I did when I watched this movie and I still got nothing out of it.

dude are you trying to make me hate this movie

Even a significant part of the fans have very negative views on this one

Mine was the stupid first pokemon movie. I remember screaming about wanting to see it over Toy Story when they were both showing and I wish I had that as a memory instead

For all *they're worth

China.

Sort of like walking dead but dinosaurs instead of zombies. Would be a great tv series

Agreed.

Careful, some people out there love to steal ideas.

So, The Last of Dinosaurs?

this review is so true the adl put it on their hate list

And the wokeness. And the SJWs... And the communism...

@@FoxyPercival714 you can't be serious rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@simonriley4131 I am serious.

@@FoxyPercival714 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know what you mean, I saw The Godfather months ago at the cinema for its 50th anniversary and even though I've seen that film many times it was brilliant, like seeing it for the first time. Cinema does completely change the experience, not a groundbreaking discovery but it's nice to live it.

Definitely! I think it's the build up of tension, how I don't recall there being any dinosaurs in the trailers other than the t-rex foot, so that when that dinosaur appears in the lightning with the loud roar it has a real impact. Films today have nothing like that, it's all in the overlong trailer. "Look at our CGI!" Cut to title card and release date.

That part was pretty decent

I almost screamed when i heard his name. Me: are you joking?!?!? No

@@Anwelei he was the bad guy in the second book, but again, no one remembers or cares lol

Wasn't that can lost on the island and the samples died from heat after their cryopreservative died off?

@@richardbelcher3339 well the coolant was only going to last 24 hours. So we have to assume it's only for sentimental purposes. But yes, mud spilled on it and we were to assume it was lost forever. So in theory someone went to island, found Nedry's jeep and pulled out a metal detector and found the Barbosole can... Ya...I don't think so.

Inspired, right? I instantly wanted to create a whole series where I drop some truth bomb and then look off camera for a moment before looking back and repeating, "The lawyer says, no."

They were genetically engineered to run a little slower than a human, for 'reasons'

@@pr248 convenient 🤣🤣🤣

Which would also make it a much lighter build animal and not a gazillion ton dragon monstrosity.

Yet he still gets employment.

Very good point.

Well said.

But Nolan's movies aren't hard to understand. They all take from super basic principles and tropes found in regular star trek: tng or twilight zone episodes. (Both those shows kind of ruined most movie plots for me, anyway) Nolan's films tend to look nice though.

@@theothertonydutch Oh my God! It's the Most Intelligent Person in the Entire World!!!! Please, bless us with your goliath intellect, oh wise one!

Is this the same Nolan who made Rises as a middle finger to Occupy?

A man of Morbin, I see.

yes I would love to watch it again its is a a good movie, not enough to top the Jurassic world or Jurassic park but I see its personally as a 3rd place in my tier for best Jurassic movies

I hate when that happens.

@@sprobablycancr4457 I am just picturing the Janitors cleaning it up and being like "I warned them!"

@@sprobablycancr4457 I love it because it makes people more salty than me which is a challenge.

THis is what happens, go woke go broke.

Right. The minute they start *training velociraptors* they lose a lot of the fear and feeling of realism.

They literally portrayed dinosaurs as mindless, bloodthirsty beasts and then they expect us to believe they can live alongside humans and other animals.

No but the can was really faded and muddy. It was heavily implied that it was the same can.

How they found a can on an island buried during a tropical storm is unbelievable, then the fact the samples would be dead even if discovered. The amount of suspended belief this movie demands is staggering.

The amount of 80s movies with the most inane and brain meltingly bad plots is simply staggering.

The thing is.... they don't have excuses to make dumb movies anymore. They have the budget, they have the technology, they have the manpower they have a whole catalog of good works, fails and wins to look it up and learn from it. Yet they keep shitting out these massive piles of shit every year. And it gets worse everytime.

My thoughts exactly.

I don't think dinosaurs were cold-blooded, right?

Dinosaurs were warm-blooded

I guess Sam Neill and Alan Grant have something in common XD

He demands a high fee to not sound like a Kiwi

Youre take is shit. Who tf says movies were about life? A movie is supposed to tell stories whether in a realistic setting or a fantasy one. Strong ones have compelling themes

Interesting comment.

The 4th season of Stranger Things proves it can still be done well. It's full of nods and references to other stories but still tells an original story. I was surprised because season 3 was pretty bad but they turned it around in season 4.

@@robtomben I don't think you understand what I meant. I'm not talking about nods and references to other stories.

"Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah!"

I've yet to see Wayne Knight in anything that he hasn't delivered 100%. If the thing sucked, sucked it in spite of Wayne Knight.

Wayne knight sexually assaulted a 13 year old girl. He's on the predator list. Maybe don't praise him.

@@bryna7 JESUS CHRIST. That WASN'T Wayne Knight (Newman). That was the guy he colluded with on Jurassic Park, Cameron Thor (... Dodgson! ... We got Dodgson here!!). -- I want you to be aware that it depressed me reading your comment, yet still thanked you for it. It was hard to find evidence to the contrary because nothing really comes up (obviously) when you try to search for this. If I didn't double check, or wasn't persistent, you'd have made someone believe that an actor they admired was actually a child ***ist. I won't go on, but that was very irresponsible to not make certain before commenting that in this thread of all the places. If you do enjoy Georg's content, note the research he goes to before making a video.

And for anyone else who might not be aware. Note that Wikipedia will almost always immediately mention the serious controversy of a person (found true or not) in their respective articles. If you don't see anything immediately, that should be a red flag for something being off.

It is that they KNOW we are stupid... you say yourself: "it doesn't matter...we'll still pay to see it"

@@newerstillimproved I was gonna say the same thing. So every time I pirate a thing I feel like a clever girl.

FURRY ALERT< FURRY ALERTR< FURRY LAETR

Is it safe?

@@kitano47 >Meme Arrow Alert Also may need to evict the furries in your head m8, they are living rent free and convertint you slowly~

@@T3t4nu5 Is what safe? Choloform is dangerous to use and needs to be handled properly, it can cause some bad side effects.

I say bring back silent films with intertitles. It'll make localization even easier. You could make the characters say literally anything: extoll the dear leader, hate on the gays. Whatever the tyrannical censors want.

Ironically enough, most actors arent good enough or can contain their egos enough to do that! And too much reading, most peoplw are abit dumb and it hard.

I would watch thát movie. There's a community episode where the B-plot is the removal of a bird's nest from a wifi unit. That would have worked great with a bunch of Azdarchids.

@@theothertonydutch Oh, yeah! I remember that episode. This movie set up a lot of potential future stories, and I’m really excited for the next one, whenever that may come along.

that's the one thing you can't criticize the movie of, since it introduced a ton of new species. Weird thing thing say...

@@totallynotacop9728 Like what?

@@calessel3139 most animals featured were newcomers to the franchise, or at least had minor roles. Parasaurolophus, t-rex, velociraptor, allosaurus, gallimimus and carnotaurus were the only ones from previous entries. And only 4 had any major screentime

@@totallynotacop9728 Name some of the other new ones.

@@calessel3139 Nasutoceratops, Moros, Giganotosaurus, Dreadnoughtus, Therizinosaurus, Dycinodont, Oviraptor, Iguanodon, Quetzalcoatlus, Atrociraptor, Dimetrodon Seems like quite a few to me...

You are.

@@titusmagnuseinuniversumaus6354 how rude

Perfect

Relate

Isnt that all Creative Works through the Eras?

@@Subject_Keter Yes, indeed it is. The number of terrible knockoff Shakespeare plays is simply ghastly, and that's just considering the ones that survived to today. It is suspected there were countless more that there are no longer any existing copies of.

Need content.

The problem is Hollywood has to get past the board of censors. The Chinese board of censors!

@@1pcfred it's not really that different to how it was before. Previously it was American censors and pressure groups putting pressure on studios to remove scenes with gays or Blacks etc, now it's the same but with China. Same shit, different era.

when exactly was this "before"?

@@ipiap before now.

@@jakerockznoodles it's the etc. that gets me.

You kidding? Some of these people were around for the last 2 writers' guild strikes. Ask any fan of lost if they feel this movie was worse than the last season of lost, or heroes, for that matter

Screenwriting is considered ancillary at best to film making. They plan out the action scenes before the script is close to being finished, because that's the main draw for the audience and what most of the time and money is spent on. They sign up the sponsors and consult with toy makers. The kinds of screenwriters that can thrive in the world of blockbusters are the ones who write whatever the studio heads tell them to write, and nothing more. And maybe someone to punch up the dialogue and pop cultural references to make it feel more like Guardians of the Galaxy. That's why people like Akiva Goldsman (Batman & Robin, I Robot, Angels and Demons), Alex Kurtzman (The Mummy, Star Trek Into Darkness, and at least one Bayformers), and Ehren Kruger (at least one Bayformers, Ghost in the Shell, Dumbo), get to write the scripts for $150-200 million movies, instead of great screenwriters like Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Dredd, Sunshine), Taylor Sheridan (Sicario, Hell or High Water, Wind River), and Drew Goddard (Bad Times at the El Royale, The Cabin in the Woods). They're not better writers, they're just willing to play the studio's game; they're hacks.

@@andrewklang809 its just a collection of random scenes that they stich together sloppily. Its sad how one of the most important and least expensive parts of movie making is also the one they don't give a shit about.

@@andrewklang809 wonderful comment. Perfectly said.

I take it haven't seen movies from the 70s. Watch Sssss if you want to see really bad movie.