Just Let The World Die 

DumbWhales thing is the sun is getting more bright, so in a billion years liquid water will be impossible. This is it. There isn’t another redo.

500 million is less than 2 billion.

@@thedemonhater7748 Well, the poles get less sunlight than everywhere else, so they'll be better than ever then. And there are always caves and mine shafts: below a certain depth, they're apparently impervious to changes in surface temperature.

ARTEM DORDZHIEV Plus once we colonize other planets, we can always move on and survive in another solar system that isn’t dying

@@thedemonhater7748 possibly there are bacteria..in Europa

Well we sure fucked up

Só que fucked up then

hahaha

Plot twist: Earth is in a countless cycle where life is born, evolves, makes several terrible decisions and fails to learn from their mistakes until eventual eradication in which the process starts over

You're saying 500 years ago, there was a guy name Trump who fck up the world too. lol

It really did. Like can we please get a damn asteroid or something.

Agreed

Haha yea I just saw this again in my suggestions and was like...how is this 3 years old and still so relevant lol.

@@sleepysera except for the starwar part.

I agree

Australia has had the lot, drought, bushfire, flood, some heatwaves, probably hail and a pandemic

Yeah this one hits a little different these days

We got to send those 12 bomb makers back to earth

Wait till’ December mate

There saving the asteroid for next year

and love for art, i guess

and making love too art?

Blanche Holmes This video is art.

Blanche Holmes I'm a philosopher who thinks life is meaningless

Edgy...

Jordan Moore "They would be scared to reply" right because the people controlling the CollegeHumor account would be scared of some kid behind a screen

Thats stupid. Theories suggest it may or may not be true and we know as a fact they do this to trigger people and eat popcorn

To be fair, that is a fucking hilarious pastime. I want you to get a group of friends. Then go read arguments out loud with helium balloons. You'll probably start coughing at some point from lack of air, but reading comments out loud in helium voices? Hilarious.

Right! *mumbles to self about how great West World was *

Yah, but isn't it sad that it literally took them THIS LONG to come up with an Armageddon parody??

Oml XD

They need a follow up skit covering this mistake.

Not really.... I agree, sorta. He Would regret saving earth, if the movie was BAD, which it Actually wasn’t! The movie was Just like “The Last Jedi, Amazing!

@@Old_Commander_Wolffe You were dropped as a child. I can tell.

Mittens FastPaw right after you, yes i know😂

Cocaine: 🥺

WHOA WHOA I WANNA PARTY WITH THIS GIRL 🎉 🎊 💉

Catherine George feed your pets...wait for Zac to return

Catherine George Its like: Yea there are no reasons to live but i have cats and.. ehhhh

That's..... huh. Interesting.

+Catherine George ...Me, is that you?

Yup. It was "that one show" that is the reason I'm still here today.

Otherwise we were fucked

I think I would watch the Emoji movie, if Trump starred in it. Just imagine what he would say to that mexican emoji, or that chinese one.

Treycos Is the asteroid really going to hit us?! I dont want to die yet.

Josh Enderson OH MY GOD THERE IS AN ASTEROID HEADED OUR WAY WE'RE ALL GOING DIE!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!

Josh Enderson I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!!! 😢

Minus the star wars part. Those movies aren't great.

@Stan matthers 💪🇨🇳

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Aj James first one was good

Hahaha end of August 2020 : still damn accurate.

Alien: Who made you? Robots: The extinct humans. Aliens: What happened to them? Robots: Want to watch a 100 earth rotation long film?

@Siddharth Sahu objectively yes right at this moment is the best time in terms of scientific achievement, infrastructure just in terms of scale, and society. But… robots

I mean, it's sorta like having children and being scared that they'll be sentient and take over your jobs and such. Of course they'll be sentient. Of course they'll get jobs, but not necessarily take yours. And of course they'll do a better job at more or less everything. But the next generation isn't the death of the last one. The death of the last generation is the death of the last one. It'll happen no matter whether the next generation is biological or mechanical. They might as well be capable of more rather than less.

@Siddharth Sahu Don't worry, they will catch up to the rest of us.

robots won't steal each other's land and kill each other for oil and they can probably make a utopia without capitalism just saying, if the robot revolution is coming, I'd happily help the robots

JBeatz Why no replies? Have a reply...

thanks man my life is better now

"I only know one truth. It's time for CollegeHumor to end."

JBeatz here to help

JBeatz Have another comment, guy. You deserve it.

not really

What are you talking about its been a horrible run. Time for New Game

*"they won't f*ck it up with student loans and student filmsss"*

Reading this as the line is said XD

a great spin

Not at all...

😬

Yep

It was 2017, the trailer for The Last Jedi dropped. That was a decent movie, not like rise of the skywalker.

Ciny the other way around sir

We still have nukes

Nah. The Last Jedi was amazing.

Amazing bad

@@CV-Moore worst Star Wars ever

@@CV-Moore No.

This genuinely made me laugh.

xXCaptainSherbertXx Or a snickers

xXCaptainSherbertXx I love you.You are my idol

lolololol

asteroid gets a bepis

Wonder if that was a real song.

It's a parody of an Areosmith song

pbfloyd13 i didnt even notice the lyrics omg

pbfloyd13 who here hasn’t heard of I Don’t Want to Miss A Thing?!?!

@jager64xxx xxxpanzer So, Twilight?

I like this world. I am enjoying the outrage about shit that doesn't matter while completely ignoring everything that does.

It needed to be a little awfuller before we just let it die.

he didn't know, if he had he probably wouldn't have. hindsight is... 2020 [yeeaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!]

@@driftingwolf0 I like getting in to pointless RU-vid arguments.

@@malikthemadman okay

Broccoli someone noticed!!! Thank God

Is your name Vincent by any chance

Broccoli who in your family is a trucker?

I DIED

"I just wanna stayyy awake while you're unconscious, I don't see what's wrong with that!"

Anonymous haha same

@Anonymous 666 likes lol

Takahashi Fujihita You wish.

I'm willing to contribute under the name of Japanese Anime and Manga

No game no life S2 when

Brexit means brexit

@@jasonc7620 T_T keep dreaming my otaku brother, keep dreaming

because if you dont care, you dont matter. me - people who dont care, need to kill themselves, and not live recklessly, you all die one day anyway, so to think, knowing you would tomorrow would change anything or make you act different, means your worthless, tired of life? stress? ect? turn off and just sleep, do you remember the before time? but to those thinking hey lets have fun we may be dying tomorrow . all the mistakes you make you may have to live with. so kill, die, sleep, eat, ect. but trying to be happy, is pointless and proves you shouldnt be here if you need to lie to yourselves.

Get some therapy, or something, man...

True

Me

Ihollister y O u D i R t Y g R e E d B a G

No one. *sings* *You greedy dirt bag*

you gREEDY DIRTBAG

Ihollister normie

@Joseph Delahunty yeah, because the recycled the plot from the original trilogy

@Joseph Delahunty the prequels are the best for the following reason: 1. they create so much lore 2. They present a complicated view of the galaxy and galactic politics 3. the good guys are assholes and the bad guys have a point 4. The good guys lose 5. clone wars 6. People say hayden's acting sucked but honestly how else do you expect an isolated all powerful teenager with no friends and an anger problem to act and talk? (this is anakin I'm talking about not hayden 7. Epic lightsaber duels 8. they expand on many things hinted at in the OT 9. It explains in a comprehensive way how the republic became the empire and it shows a stark contrast between the two eras. 10. It is a tragedy (in the greek theatre sense of the word) 11. Space jesus aka obi wan kenobi

@Joseph Delahunty At least the Prequels had better characters, plot, world building, and didn’t use a resized star destroyer and called it “new” (They even resized the goddamn windows). Not to mention the bombers in the Last Jedi make no goddamn sense whatsoever.

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Idk much about UK, why was Brexit a mistake?

@@mimos7214 the Northern Ireland protocol. It’s shit for us cause now even basic thing like sausages mightn’t be allowed to cross from the mainland to us.

@@mimos7214 So long Northern Ireland and Scotland, hello Lesser Britain.

@@mimos7214 well they don’t have oil anymore

I'm just happy somebody finally pointed it out. "I don't want to miss a thing" meaning I'll watch you endlessly till one of us dies lol

The cover is better than the originaal

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twentyonecrybabies fallingatthedisco It's a reference to "Armageddon", where they do send the 12 best bomb expert to the asteroid. Wait, no, they actually send the 12 best DRILLERS to the moon, and just like tell them "Here's a bomb, put it in there". Anyway, that song Grant sings at the end is a parody of "I don't want to miss a thing" from Aerosmith, which is kind of the theme song of that movie

K Puck Moral of the Story: Blacks and Women are actively working towards the destruction of civilization while white men are doing their best to preserve it.

K Puck so true 👌 😂

Komninos Maraslidis it's legendary, if you have kids, nobody of them knows about the time period you are talking about if you say Babylon 5, but if you tell them something and announce Star wars in the message, they know exactly what's going on, "the legendary time period" PS I don't know what I just wrote here...

Komninos Maraslidis but star wars is legendary

rick and morty samurai jack alot more

And the Cats movie

nah

@@sillygoose635 Why are you gay?

@Psykonaut buddy I got news for you :)

'mass extinction event' man how dumb are you lol

@@vincent8460 It is a mass extinction event though?

Climate change is like slowly dying from cancer. The asteroid would be like getting hit by a speeding bus. So ... asteroid.

@@frankman2 Except at any moment we could pull together and put an end to the cancer. We just aren't

It's a parody of another song by Aerosmith. I think it was "I don't want to miss a moment" or something like that.

It's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing.

Jake Andrews From the end of the movie Armageddon, where oil rig workers plant a bomb on an asteroid to save earth lol.

._.

Royalty free bitches!

He's a black man now

Evan O'Carroll your lack of Zack is.... disturbing

Cakop

Zack is fired and we have fired him

North Korea

You're Not The Only One 😹

You're not supposed to take ot seriously. Its a sketch... a joke... jesus christ what have u been smoking u depressed 14 yr old

Dude if you want the world to end fine. But i don't so its better to off yourself Im not saying it like you should but if you genuinely feel that way don't ruin it for others

@@iron2667 People are allowed to have their own opinions you fucker. I feel like most people constantly spamming "u depressed 14 yr old" are the actual stupid 14 year olds trying to sound smart by putting other people down.

@@bestboi2945 They never said they'd destroy the world- they just said if the end of the world had to happen, they'd be ok with that. "If you genuinely feel that way don't ruin it for others" they're not ruining it for others, they're just having their own opinion. No need to tell them to k*** themself over an opinion. Antinatalism and the VHEMT movement are real valid stances for people to have, and you and Iron are too ignorant to properly understand that point of view. "Dude if you want the world to end fine. But i don't so its better to off yourself" Also this is literally the worst and most narcissistic advice I've ever heard from anyone for multiple reasons, and if you don't understand what's wrong with what you just said, so long as you have an open mind towards the topic, I'd gladly elaborate on the holes in your argument. "If you want Sharia law to end, fine, but I don't, so it's better to kill yourself to escape it. I'm not saying you should kill yourself (despite literally just confidently saying you should kill yourself), but if you genuinely feel that way, don't ruin Sharia law for others."

How do you know the trailer wasn’t for episode 5 or 6?

@@LocalMaple Trump

Local Maple The sound is from be beginning of the last Jedi teaser trailer

The Last Jedi was dog shit.

yep

I've worked on award-winning student films and I still find this funny because I've also worked on shit ones.

And farrrr better.

Cynthia Cler is it me or did Ally sound way too excited about delivering the line “I’m gonna do heroin” like she sounded like she actually really wanted to 😂

But will it save the galaxy?

Echo star wars is shit and is not a reason to save the planet

Echo Same I was like... 😶

Just press the redo button

LemonZeppelin calm down shit like shit

Trump bad am I right guys?

Nikolay Yakovlev yes

I'm sure Biden will fix things.

@@frankman2 Bwwwwahhahahahahahahahahah! (Takes breath) bwahahaha hahahahaha!

Here from Dec 2020. He has used his Presidential Pardons on war criminals, corrupt officials, etc. :)

Pierre Francois Yes!

LET IT GROW LET IT GROW!!!!

Y O U A R E A T H I E F S T H I E F

𝓵𝒆𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝒆

T H E B A T H

Hello?

I saw it on a... rerun...

BryleRivera apply cold water to burn

And apply dictionary to the dunce

Certainly better than Armageddon.

what Aerosmith parody?

@@babayaga9102 the end song " I just wanna watch you sleep"

Honestly, I wish they made a whole song.

It needs to happen, I’d pay to make it happen…

The racism is these pieces of wood

Eyebugger? Sounds... painful.

owenbevt3 same

Glad to see nothing has changed in 5 years

UknowmeimGui yes

UknowmeimGui They probably didn't understand the whole Buddha philosophy behind it.

They must've been drunk when they wrote the script I guess.

I loved Westworld!

i have to agree with that.. i mean westworld was not a disappointment.. westworld is a disappointment. :p

It also avoids getting preachy and melodramatic. And its a lot shorter.

Sync he probably got caught in the crossfire between triggered butthurt capitalists/trump supporters/feminists/Westworld fans/etc (and every other group referenced in the video) rest in peace.

Wait for it

Feminists? Men's rights activists, more like. Wait for it.

iMi SEARCH "I CANT APOLOGIZE HARD ENOUGH" A SONG DEDICATED TO KATIE MAROVITCH!

Percy Crimson I cried. 😢

Well, Luke did go into at least three caves.

Yeah, it all happened before cave men.

...May the force be with anyone who watched the trailer... . XD

....only to potentially cause planet-sized destruction events just a year later.

666 likes and im in the dark?

It gets worse my child.

And like... every other problem we had before this hasnt been solved yet

@@GreatPower-hd8fz waaay worse

@@nicklikescereal227 Yep.

@@GreatPower-hd8fz People in 3 months [if there are] will think that what we have rn is calm

Send Help it will never end dundunduuu

Send Help "That sounds like the most best plan in the world" ..........

everything comes to an end.

That gave me flashbacks of Saints' Row 4 when they played that song when that nuke was going to hit the earth in the beginning of the game

Takes me back to the movie "Armageddon"

I want "I don't see what's wrong with that" to be a full length song

What’s the name of the song

@@patrickdiacamus1931 it is not.

Kiba Kibi 😂😂😂😂😂

The Asteroid needs to Join the Conversation.

KemptKevin You greedy dirtbag!

KemptKevin OMG Yes. Vote for O'hare 2024.

harold2hs no defranco 2024

You are an idiot you will flee wish the death of humanity you willfully wish the death of all culture you are what's wrong with America

Lol

They are sooo ROOD......extra sassy with the jokes this time.

Westworld is less better version of Ex Machina. If you want to watch a sci-fi movie about AI and Humanity watch that instead.

Westworld? Is that a new movie?

bthdimension it just a shiity show set in a theme park underwater which is like the wild west

if you don't know what West world is, trust me, you are not missing anything! p.s. i wanna watch starwars before the end of the world too :D

...and now Star Wars DOOMS the world again with their latest film, something that the CHINESE hate, and they LOVE Star Wars Movies!

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The Doodler! I got you

?????? What does starwar do with Chinese

Hello,Disney

He just loves his telescope

And Doctor Who since 1963

And Star Trek, since 1966

This is why god doesn't give a reboot button we would probably never get the hint to press it.

Brain maggot The reboot is never as good as the original

Gamebuilder2000 HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT! we need to fix this! We can't have a nightmare on elm Street on our hands!...wait but the nightmare on elm Street series got really cheesy and so far from what made it great...and the reboot wasn't great but it was certainly better then some of the final movies in the series so maybe a reboot truly isn't that bad of an idea huh?

Brain maggot Honestly I've Never Watched NOES but The World getting a reboot button isn't that good of a Idea is all I'm Saying Besides I would say the OO Reboot is better than the Original, so yeah I guess.

Gamebuilder2000 don't forget the new IT reboot! 😁

Pins suck

Ben Mineards People have murdered others for far less, mate.

Who doesn't like puns😭

You want education, you SHOULD pay for it. FREE? NOT EVEN THE FUCKIN AIR!!!!

9/11 truthers, Nazis, Florida...

And darker... And darker

I NOW speak to you from October 2022 - this shit has gotten EVEN DARKER.

Early in 2024 and we really need this asteroid already.

Comrade Nikolai Agreed

No, it's another reason to die.

I would argue that this comment and the video itself disagree with you, but I would hardly argue that reasons to die are universal, so be it then.

No one is stopping you :)

You guys are so mean

Don't worry, you still have Lord of the Rings

Death isn't freedom. It's suffering, pain, grief, unfairness, and disaster. If you honestly believe death is the answer, take a gun or a knife and start "freeing" people. It's only different by the degree of separation between the murderer and the victims. I don't think you believe death is the answer, though. It's just easier to say that it is. It means that you can avoid the responsibility of starting to save the world. Inaction is always easier than action. It's really comforting to say "it's out of my hands". But it's not, so get to goddamn work. Save the world. The difficult part is that the problems we face aren't a giant asteroid and an extinction event. They're subtler, impossible to confront head-on. They require tons of thinking, and work. But there are tons of us to think and work at those problems, so start with little things, no matter how cheesy that sounds. You know, the usual- pick up litter, volunteer, go to marches and protests, raise the temperature in your house during the summer and lower it during the winter to save energy, unplug machines while they're not running. But don't sit and do nothing and call yourself a hero. (Ayy, inspiring speech. If only I were that good at saying it out loud.)

Death is just going to sleep forever

Kara Hill bro it's just a joke. It doesn't need a 5 paragraph MLA formatted essay on how to make the world better.

Kara Hill oh I just read your RU-vid bio. I mean if that's how you entertain yourself

Actually, by definition, death is the abscence of suffering, pain, grief, unfairness, and disaster, given that you don't believe in the afterlife. The only people that feel what you said are the people still alive who are still alive, for very selfish reasons too mind you, and if they die too no one is suffering. I think some Nietzche would be good for you, pick up a couple of books

too bad comedians have been weighing in on politics since the beginning of time. You need to listen to smarter people. not comedians

Why in the world would you assume I only listen to comedians? Or that all comedians are stupider than others who weigh in on politics? Or that anything in this response is relevant to my comment?

Nicole _ second time you've used this quote

Nicole _ it's Bo yo

Fred H, sometimes the comedians are smarter than the politicians. I say this with the knowledge of living in Australia - the politicians are really stupid down here.

he is called vadrdr!

this is too perfect of a comment. it could only be the real one

Sorry I was eating the Milky Way

I was eating a Mars Bar..

Lol