My mornings are just made better when I get to start the day off, coffee in hand, laughing like an idiot at a closer look. You and your writers are really doing such a great service to the country. Keep it up. ❤
@@waterandafter because there is no list, it doesn't exist. what people call a "list" is just a bunch of court documents that list a bunch of people that were in Epstein's circle through the years. but it don't imply any wrongdoing, Epstein was a rich financier, so of course he had contact with a lot of politicians and rich people. and this "list" is not a secret, anyone can look into those documents. the "secret client list" is just made up nonsense that came from people confusing what the actual "list" is.
"...yelling at a Customer Service representative from Spectrum." My dad is 78, so this joke cuts right to the heart of me. Gotta remind him every time, "You know they record those conversations, right?"
That's what I was just thinking. What was the criteria there. If that's not proof of the brain rot in the Trump team idk what is. What made them go this stick picture come to life should be the VP.
I do not agree with Vance's "values," yet I must acknowledge his bravery in confronting and debating virtually anyone, ally or adversary alike. Naturally, if one is comfortable with bending the truth for election purposes, then, for example, assuring union workers that Trump will support them amidst their jeers could be done quite effortlessly. However, I wouldn't criticize him for showing up and talking to anybody, everywhere. That is actually refreshing.
As long as it allows Republican to rule the country as a radical minority they don't have a reason to support abolishing it. There is a good reason they make it harder to vote for groups that are likely Democrats.
For Pete's sake, ya don't need to go through the whole welding process now. Heck no - just getcherself some tubes of J-B weld and in 16-24 hours that bell'll be good as new.
Seth knowing how the Spackle joke was going to land, still telling it and barely holding it together is what I enjoy about this show. Classic Late Night.
Fellow Jackals, it’s time for a Pointless Crocodile Fact. When crocodiles hatch, they have an egg tooth that helps them break the shell easier. As soon as they are hatched, the egg tooth falls out. (I think I just did my own version of Celebrity Baby Teeth.) This has been a Pointless Crocodile Fact.
@@samuelloyd2540 You can't do the equivilent of Celebrity Baby Teeth until you make your bit both boring and lacking all educational value. Work on that. 😉
I'm laughing at the idea of Trump thinking he could win Minnesota. Minnesota was one of the few states that had the brains to tell Reagan "F*ck OFF" and Trump lost it in both elections.
@@jeremysmith9694 You might try to do harder. If you really think opening the comment section of a show you have clearly never watched and telling you support a fascist will "trigger the libs" then you are more desperate than Trump.
Trump Media down to $16.98 per share today, down from a high of around $80. Donny Jr is on the board. Pffft. What a joke that family is. Trump: Bad for Business, Bad for America.
Pretty soon we'll all begin receiving faxes pushing the stock in a pump & dump scam. "Fantastic penny stock with nothing but an upward trajectory! Get in now!"
That was one of the most interesting defense of his crimes I heard during his presidency: "If this would really be illegal he wouldn't do it in public"
To borrow a quote from the founder of the Torgue Corporation, "HOW THE F**K WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ILLEGAL OFFWORLD DEATH TOURNAMENTS WERE ILLEGAL?!"
The face Biden was making during the debate would have been mine in that position, as well. It has to be surreal that THIS is what millions of Americans voted for and continue to. His face says, "are we really doing this rn?"
@@gnocchidokey in my deep snow State, we used to be able to use chains but they chew up the roads and we went better snow tires, studded ones are an arguement
JD Vance is just painfully awkward. I didn’t know it was possible to have negative rizz but he has it. For every woman he tries to chat up, another one appears out of nowhere to reject him.
Trump always has to have a putz for a running mate due to his insecurities. He doesn't want his running mate to steal any of his shine, whether it's Mike Putz, or JD Putz. What a LOSER! 😭😡
Good call out on Dump, who is either playing golf or sitting in his safe space on Faux or Fright Wing radio/podcasts not doing "interviews" or being on the trail.
I think I’m the reason they put the Liberty Bell in a case 😂 Back early 80’s on a field trip I put my fingers in the crack and took a picture. Security guards were not pleased about 10 year old touching it 😂
I'm gonna be the Jackal that points out the only part of Fargo that takes place in Fargo is when Jerry meets up with Steve Buscemi and Peter Stormare to arrange the plot to kidnap his wife. The rest of the film takes place in Minnesota.
I can’t laugh at you Seth those cashews from the stand was on point 😂😂. I would bring my family cheesesteaks when I come up and they’d bring cashews when they come down 😂😂
Lunatic Trump was White, then one day he turned Orange, and became Yellow for the expected debate with VP Kamala, and finally Green with envy when KH wins
TRUMP : "My favorite book of the Bible is "Two Corinthians" (quote Jan 18, 2016 ) " We do not peddle the word of God for profit." - 2 Corinthians 2:17 🙄
@@mariag.8242 His league didn't just fail. It failed spectacularly because of Trump's legal shenanigans. He pushed for a move to compete directly with the NFL so that he could file an anti-trust lawsuit against them, and as a result the USFL was awarded a $1 settlement, which was boosted to a whopping $3.76 after anti-trust law and interest were taken into account. This effectively ended USFL.
Love this so much, the joke about Trump not reading project 2025 and alluding to the other book he has not read, was Gold! Seth was terrific as always!
Corrections: because the Liberty Bell is metal, Governor Walz would likely use Bondo instead of spackle as a filler. Anticipating the argument that spackle is phonetically funnier than Bondo..... I'd say it's a tie. Further countering any argument that no one knows what Bondo is.....well, he/she should examine their latte sipping childhood.
Latte sipping childhood? Does an early love of coffee preclude a generalized knowledge of glues and fillers? What a bizzare, vaguely prejudicial thing to associate with bondo ignorance.
Well last time us normal people had some money flow everyone ran up prices .. oh min wage went up so did everything else .. I never understood raising min wage last time I made 5.25 and bred was 50 cent gas was 1.25 . Milk was 1.89. . but bail out banks and companies. That money doesn't f with them
