This entire adlib is hilarious, but I feel it peaked right at the start with the "get yourself a gay man" answer. This should've been one of the final ones it hits so well.
@@vieronna 5:25 "My favorite girl might be 29." [what I'm about to say doesn't have any "forbidden knowledge", I despise that, this is solely based on what Marine herself and other Holomems have said on stream] Marine, despite her repeated insistence that she's 17, has said many things that would indicate she's in her late 20s (talking about some of the anime she watched when she was a kid, talking about how she watched Part 3 of JJBA while she was an office worker, also the fact that she was an office worker lmao). Marine has also once on a stream dropped all jokes and pretenses and basically said "I'm honestly not 30 yet!". Overall, it's really not a secret that Marine "might be 29". Marine also jokingly gets mad at anyone who pokes at her age, but she actually really enjoys those jokes and encourages other Holomems to make fun of her for it. This joke is why Kanata doesn't say her full name, so as to not piss off lmao Sorry if I overexplained but hopefully this helps!
@@SilverScizor753 *facepalm* I've been in the hole long enough to know even Marine only barely upholds the fiction any more, but somehow I didn't make the connection to that comment. Thanks for the detailed explanation nonetheless! I really appreciate you taking the time, things like this keep me in the fandom because people can usually ask questions like this and get a proper answer. :)
@@vieronna Glad I could help! New fan or old, there's always someone who may not know the details and I enjoy explaining them! Or it just doesn't connect immediately, happens to the best of us lol
Kanata is mad underrated, I miss seeing more content of her. Seems like clips of her started fading away when the newer gens debuted and Coco graduated, which is sad because shes one of the most talented gen 4 mems IMHO
I just discovered her via the Hololive Telephone where her voice was ultra adorable. Didn't realize she is a comedic genius with the best life advice. My favorite is "No one invites you to class reunions? Make your own and don't invite anyone, then they will know how it feels." Such mad genius.
_”I don’t get invited to class reunions.”_ _”Host your own and don’t invite anyone at all.”_ My side lmao. Sometimes her genius is… it’s almost frightening.
I saw the thumbnail, thought this would be Kanata roasting chat, but nope. Just Kanata roasting herself. Truly the greatest of narrative conflicts. Not man vs. man, nor man vs. nature, but rather man vs. himself.
*"I can't get a girlfriend"* *"Get yourself an Onee (gay man?)"* Reminds me of a certain vampire from neighbor company. *"Can't get girlfriend? Get a boyfriend instead"* xD 1:26 _OOF_ Poor Kanata lol I'd love to go to Bar Kanataso everyday just like Bar Coco
I want an oogiri or tsukkomi bootcamp gameshow episode on the main Hololive channel where the girls get different prompts and have to do rapid fire tsukkomi like this. Subaru, Mio, Lamy, and Kanata would absolutely demolish the task. Maybe they'd be the judges or instructors so it'd be an actual bootcamp lol
I love Kanata and her Heimin(s)'s interactions, they're so funny. Especially when most is Kanata & Holomem's problems xD 5:27 Oh no lol 5:58 Mea- Chloe is that you? Making it humid with her own sweat, that's really Elite way to use humidifier xD HunterxHunter, I really hope we can see it being finished. I'm not ready for another Berserk :(
4:09 i personally wouldnt have translated it like that, to me what she said is more like "if you truly believe from your heart that you're a girl, then you are!" But i mean that translation is good too
Me, a crane:*stepping in the bar* Kanata:"ah...Riz-san,the usual?" Me:"you know me kanata" Kanata:*pulls out a bucket of fishes* Me:"oh yeah, and can i get the swamp cocktail too?" Kanata:"on it"*tricks with the shaker*
Real talk, the advice on 4:50 is actively bad. When one has terrible diarrhea that doesn't seem to go away, the last thing to do is stop eating veggies. Fiber in fact is necessary to aid digestion and avoid waste from being eliminated too quickly before the excessive water and digestive fluids are reabsorbed by the intestines at the end of the digestion cycle. Vitamins and minerals from veggies too are very important for the body to combat any of the bacteria or viruses that may be causing the diarrhea in the first place. What you do when you suffer from terrible diarrhea as a home remedy, you make the thickest oatmeal porridge you can (So thick the spoon stands up straight when put in the oatmeal), use only whole grain oats which have the highest percentage of natural fiber. Add to the oatmeal 1 whole apple and 1 whole banana, also add a whole tangerine (Slice them up, mix in after cooking the oatmeal). You eat that, your digestion will have a field day and I guarantee there will be diarrhea no more, unless it is caused by an actual digestive disease or a serious viral/bacterial infection, and not any indigestion or diet related cause. Even then, it is likely to help a lot in most cases. Kefir is also an amazing home food remedy against any sort of stomach pain, acid reflux or diarrhea. Drink one cup after a meal, and your digestion will be significantly smoother due to the probiotic qualities of kefir.
I live how she said a lot of nonsensical bs of advice, but still said some actual good advice here and there, made it even more funny somehow Great clip yo
@@Forakus ah yes, bad advice like "if you're toilet's blocked, get a plunger" and "if you're vomiting for a month, go to the hospital" clearly some of it was just humorously abrupt and obvious and yes, based tenshi
If you don’t wake up you never have to face the consequences. If you don’t sleep you never have to wake up. If you don’t breathe you never snore. So if you stop breathing, you never have to face the consequences! Kanata is a genius!
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