I live in a small village. We have no infrastructure so my people rarely get to indulge on the spoils of the 21st century. When my tinfoil radio caught a single of Kankan I figured out how to build iPhones and put my whole village on game. I’m am know the earliest man in my village owning over 1million coconuts. Thank you Kankan
Kankan im 43 years old and had never had a girlfriend before until I started listening to your music. One day I was sitting at home down bad wondering if I would ever know what it’s like to have a girlfriend. I felt like there was no woman out there for me. I decided to play some kankan music and sip on wok to make myself feel better. After that, my world completely changed. I felt more confident, and more full of energy. I felt like I could accomplish anything in the world. I then went outside and said hello to this beautiful lady outside and asked her out. 6 months later we got engaged. Now we’re planning on having children. Thank you so much kankan for saving me and completely changing my life. I will always be forever grateful.
sorry, i kno self promo annoying buh you gotta get it how you can sometimes. if you got time check me out, i'm a 17 year old rapper from texas with a unique sound, tell me if i got potential!
Im 84 years old and my wife just died a few months ago but Scammas From Canada happened to play at the funeral and she came out of her coffin and started milly rocking. Thank you Kankan, now me and my wife are Scammas From Canada and are currently on the run from the police.
Bro I fw this shit fr fr. Kankan bro you too good. I felt that this song was kinda short. Your music was so good I wanted to find a 100 hour full loop of this song. You know I fw this shit when I put it on my playlist.
Being a KanKan fan isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from the cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on Christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need. Thank You Keandrian Qynzel Jones for this music to my ears.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kankan's music. The bars are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of them will go over a typical listener's head. There's also kankan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from unga bunga literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike kankan truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intellegence in kankan's existencial catchphrase "uh uh" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as kankan's genius unfolds itself on their handheld device commonly known as a phone. What fools... how I pity them. joy And yes by the way, I DO have aKankan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Growing up Amish, my life was devoid of modern culture, joy, and the pleasures that many take for granted. Our days were filled with hard work, strict routines, and a rigid adherence to tradition, leaving little room for personal expression or contemporary entertainment. This all changed when I discovered KanKan's music. The vibrant beats and expressive lyrics opened up a new world of emotion and excitement, filling a void I hadn't realized was there. For the first time, I felt truly alive, connected to a broader cultural tapestry that brought color and joy to my once monochrome existence.
I'm slumped off the fetanytl rn, but My 2 year old son just said his first words. He said “Daddy Daddy" Is it true that Keandrian Qynzel Jones is a up next rapper that has so many hits out rn?" and I said “Yes son”. I couldn’t lie to him. It was one of the realest moments of my life. #RR My son has now turned into a full time 9-5 lean demon! couldn't be prouder! #RR
SIR KANETH. MY 4 KIDS JUST GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIED. EVEN THOUGH THE CAR WAS TOTALLED, THIS AMAZING SONG WAS STILL PLAYING. I WALKED AWAY FROM THE SCENE AND BOUGHT A SCOOTER THE NEXT DAY🧑🏿🦲
Kan just put reposted candy paints story where he was tying hands together and he had a RR hoodie on and the other dude had a X-man hoodie on….. we need KenxKan music for the greater good of humanity 🔥🔥
I LOVE SIPPIN LEAN AND TOTIN GUNS LIKE KANKAN. MY 1 YEAR OLF BROTHER JUST ASKED IF KAN WAS THE FUTURE FOR THE GENERATION. I SAID YES LUH BRUH WHILE SIPPIN WOCK
How Sir.Keandrian Qynzel Jones saved my friends life. A few months back I was walking home with one of my closest friends from school, He was telling me about how school was stressing him out and made him very depressed and suicidal. I then asked him if he has ever listened to Lord KanKan he said "No. Who is that"? I then gasped and was in complete shock. I told him to listen to some of his music when he got home. 3 month have passed and my friend has been listing to kan every day since. He has now spent all of his college tuition on dirtiest of sprites and wockeist of wockhardt, he is now planning to scam his way into getting a brand new track hawk SRT. Thank You Sir.Keandrian Qynzel Jones (KanKan) for showing my friend the true meaning of life!
