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@RAMROD1847
@RAMROD1847 Год назад
The katana needed a 5 hour maintenance session after that.
@waterbender6288
@waterbender6288 Год назад
12 hour
@Crusader171
@Crusader171 Год назад
@@waterbender6288week long
@therobustempyrean1436
@therobustempyrean1436 Год назад
​@@Crusader171 Three months
@audiojack5641
@audiojack5641 Год назад
​@@therobustempyrean1436 2 years
@oplap6269
@oplap6269 Год назад
​@@audiojack5641 A decade
@LyingOstrich
@LyingOstrich Год назад
"You guys wanna swords fight?" he said, spinning the blade he held in reverse grip as though it were a staff, and standing in such a way it appeared as though he feared his own weapon.
@temp3608
@temp3608 Год назад
Considering how badly he uses it is quite clear that he should be afraid of it
@LyingOstrich
@LyingOstrich Год назад
@@temp3608 Agreed.
@doomguy974
@doomguy974 Год назад
Fr looked like a 3v1 the way he was holding that
@Alpostpone
@Alpostpone Год назад
@@doomguy974 Quite the deep-fried burn for any martial arts practitioner
@personname-fw9jq
@personname-fw9jq Год назад
The man's techniques were strange but unpredictable,randomly parrying with a sudden sword spin,or going in with a sudden stab.However,he was quickly disarmed,and resorted to pulling out a nine millimeter glock
@Harpoonergooner
@Harpoonergooner Год назад
“Oh sorry bro, I accidentally amputated your leg.” “It’s fine bro.”
@thebemisman1605
@thebemisman1605 Год назад
‘Tis but a scratch
@DailySakuga
@DailySakuga Год назад
​@@thebemisman1605undaratted comment
@adinprasetio
@adinprasetio Год назад
Just a flesh wound
@Mydogsobig
@Mydogsobig Год назад
‘Tis but a flesh wound
@Heavenly_GamingYT
@Heavenly_GamingYT Год назад
‘Tis but a flesh wound.
@TheresABirdOnMyHead
@TheresABirdOnMyHead 3 месяца назад
"This steel was folded 1000 times to make it strong." "itwilldestroyyou"
@Vernich762
@Vernich762 Месяц назад
AND I’LL FOLD IT AGAIN WEEB
@maxirozas8660
@maxirozas8660 Месяц назад
I was looking for this comment hahaha, so funny the way he said it
@NightmareKing0203
@NightmareKing0203 Месяц назад
@@TheresABirdOnMyHead your steel was found in a bog! The longsword us the height of technology!
@TheresABirdOnMyHead
@TheresABirdOnMyHead Месяц назад
​@@NightmareKing0203prepare yourself!
@TheresABirdOnMyHead
@TheresABirdOnMyHead 24 дня назад
​@@NightmareKing0203prepare yourself!
@B3RyL
@B3RyL 2 года назад
"You guys wanna swords fight?" "Sorry, we don't swing that way."
@goudagramps3719
@goudagramps3719 2 года назад
Lmao bruh
@emilygordbort7300
@emilygordbort7300 2 года назад
Oh my god
@daenite2480
@daenite2480 2 года назад
*proceeds to swing his way*
@rulerofninebow
@rulerofninebow Год назад
I GET IT
@combostreaker30
@combostreaker30 Год назад
lmao
@boyboii6167
@boyboii6167 2 года назад
Moral of the story: no matter which fan base you’re a part of, reverse grip will forever be the unwanted child.
@shi_suii
@shi_suii 2 года назад
starwars?
@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 2 года назад
@@shi_suii star killer had a fucking lightsaber x2
@drwer_on_tube9135
@drwer_on_tube9135 2 года назад
Kingdom hearts fans disagree
@nugget-zf5by
@nugget-zf5by 2 года назад
@@drwer_on_tube9135 they don't matter
@zentrrmusic
@zentrrmusic 2 года назад
Poor Ahsoka
@Ultimatefusion666
@Ultimatefusion666 Год назад
“My blade’s metal was folded 1000 times!” Mfs in martial arts movies: “AND I’LL FOLD IT AGAIN BITCH!”
@the_original_bug_god
@the_original_bug_god Год назад
Is that possibly the greatest comeback to katana fan boys?
@ihavenoideaman
@ihavenoideaman Год назад
That is too good of a line not to use.
@WheatMuncher3000
@WheatMuncher3000 Год назад
⁠best comeback ive seen
@AustiuNoMatterWho
@AustiuNoMatterWho Год назад
i actually LOL and spit a bit. Im using this
@devblogs5002
@devblogs5002 Год назад
That is so true I've so many ppl in movies fold swords and break em like "he is MACHINE,hiyaaaa"
@dabbybabby
@dabbybabby 4 месяца назад
"your steel was found in a bog!" Is the most creative insult ever
@Wodferd
@Wodferd Месяц назад
Made even funnier when you remember that early western Europe was terrified of the Norse vikings, who used bog iron.
@icereaper88
@icereaper88 2 года назад
I Feel like "your steel was found in a bog." Should be a common insult in Elden Ring.
@dallasdominguez2224
@dallasdominguez2224 2 года назад
Imma say this so much to my homies now
@parhamfakhr9740
@parhamfakhr9740 2 года назад
love the idea😂
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 2 года назад
Idk...bog iron was one of the better sources of iron for a time. Running out of it and needing to switch to other sources is attributed to a drop in the quality of steel during the early medieval period. Not sure that's actually that insulting.
@Marci-Ana-GMM
@Marci-Ana-GMM 2 года назад
@@dynamicworlds1 weaboo spotted.
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 2 года назад
@@Marci-Ana-GMM I was thinking of Northern Europe bog iron, actually.
@RenikkoEclipse
@RenikkoEclipse Год назад
"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage"
@buffaloefilms3079
@buffaloefilms3079 Год назад
“It’s dangerous to go alone,take this”
@realcupojoe
@realcupojoe Год назад
“Shakala!”
@Fentlover1
@Fentlover1 Год назад
"I’ve never seen a sword of quite that shape or size"
@B.R.E.A.K.F.A.S.T.
@B.R.E.A.K.F.A.S.T. Год назад
what if the sword is blunt and fatter than your mom
@RenikkoEclipse
@RenikkoEclipse Год назад
@@B.R.E.A.K.F.A.S.T. then good luck
@joshboward2312
@joshboward2312 Год назад
Swords were really cutting-edge technology
@Yell0wThere173
@Yell0wThere173 Год назад
Longswords are for long division
@alivingamazonbox9370
@alivingamazonbox9370 Год назад
leave
@JupiterKnight
@JupiterKnight Год назад
@@alivingamazonbox9370mad
@jameshunter7005
@jameshunter7005 Год назад
BOOOOOOOO!! THAT WAS CORNY
@Azrael-vz7fg
@Azrael-vz7fg 11 месяцев назад
Oh my-
@They_Call_Me_HeartFace
@They_Call_Me_HeartFace 4 месяца назад
Spears: "Damn, kindergarten looks funny"
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 2 месяца назад
Yeah... swords were great for self-defense and as a secondary weapon. You can't just strap a spear to your belt. The average sword acted like a pistol, while a spear was more like a rifle. You wouldn't want to go to war with nothing but a sword, but you wouldn't have your spear when some ruffian assaulted you on the street. Also, drawing a sword might be faster than removing your spear from the corpse of your previous opponent.
@vhkk-cw4hl
@vhkk-cw4hl 2 месяца назад
@@Nerdnumberone So…. It’s faster to switch to your sidearm than reloading your spear?
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 2 месяца назад
@@vhkk-cw4hl Sometimes... yeah.
@twostarling8348
@twostarling8348 Месяц назад
@@Nerdnumberone more like most of the time, given their design it was actually hard to pull it off, like when a charger gets slightly stuck on the port and you fear damaging it so you move it several times until it slowly comes off
@Pokemaniak180
@Pokemaniak180 Год назад
I love how they put aside their differences to destroy the reverse grip guy😂
@halfgaming13
@halfgaming13 Год назад
Reverse grip is really only barly good when its in an act of desperation
@LittleSpud420
@LittleSpud420 Год назад
​@@halfgaming13true
@LittleSpud420
@LittleSpud420 Год назад
​@@halfgaming13yea but also how the fuck are you suppose to block/parry with reverse grip
@halfgaming13
@halfgaming13 Год назад
@@LittleSpud420 block i guess hold it simmular to the normal way and parrying... i got nothing
@LittleSpud420
@LittleSpud420 Год назад
@@halfgaming13 but reverse grip prob dont have more power than normal grip.
@64doomguy57
@64doomguy57 Год назад
The grandad with the most rusty machete known to man (it has a +10 poison effect)
@fabienchamberland4791
@fabienchamberland4791 Год назад
It inflicts the status condition known as ''tetanus'' 😂
@jyxtheberzerking4824
@jyxtheberzerking4824 Год назад
​@@fabienchamberland4791ah, yes, paralysis!
@countryboy1635
@countryboy1635 Год назад
It’s also blunt so it activates more nerves
@personname-fw9jq
@personname-fw9jq Год назад
that one mf carrying an entire table:
@Godzillatoe
@Godzillatoe Год назад
Nah bro the metal chair is better then a table
@MediHusky
@MediHusky 5 месяцев назад
Archers hiding in a bush out of sight: "Should we tell them?" 'No, no. This is far more entertaining.'
@Recliner09886
@Recliner09886 4 месяца назад
The spec ops sniper that used a delorian to go back in time: 👁️👄👁️
@BlueblazerPrime
@BlueblazerPrime 3 месяца назад
Realistically unless a knight had armor or a shield or enough time to dodge. He would have no chance
@JohnGreen-rj3pk
@JohnGreen-rj3pk 3 месяца назад
Stealth archers Is just the best build
@BornAgainBrother
@BornAgainBrother 3 месяца назад
As an archer enthusiast, this was the funniest part
@smilingearth5181
@smilingearth5181 3 месяца назад
@Recliner09886 The guy in the B-52: 🤔
@FynO1
@FynO1 2 месяца назад
The sniper 400 meters away: "... Which fucking year is it-"
@mirroredvoid8394
@mirroredvoid8394 Месяц назад
It's 2024 and your the dude that went after trump
@takeshitako1809
@takeshitako1809 2 года назад
"The Longsword is the height of technology" *Pulls out a lightsaber*
@ghostkill3086
@ghostkill3086 2 года назад
A fine addition to my collection
@6ixvamp
@6ixvamp 2 года назад
@@ghostkill3086 lmfao relax general
@VerniceChannel
@VerniceChannel 2 года назад
Then imma pull out a coat hanger 😏
@ghostkill3086
@ghostkill3086 2 года назад
@@6ixvamp I expected someone with your reputation to be a little older
@6ixvamp
@6ixvamp 2 года назад
@@ghostkill3086 you’re shorter than I expected
@FannyPackMan100
@FannyPackMan100 Год назад
I just lovs the way you say: "It will destroy you!" So elegant, yet so arrogant. Exactly the cadence a weeb would adopt.
@GuyOfficiaI
@GuyOfficiaI 11 месяцев назад
Indeed
@Fullofspiders
@Fullofspiders 11 месяцев назад
My name is cadence)WHY DID YOU ME A WEEB-
@lucretiakillingsworth
@lucretiakillingsworth 11 месяцев назад
I think it makes him sound insincere, weak, and hilariously cheesy.
@frozengoat5834
@frozengoat5834 11 месяцев назад
It's also said with that little hint of tism where they say it just slightly too fast
@Verezen
@Verezen 11 месяцев назад
@@lucretiakillingsworththats the point 💀
@explo-sn
@explo-sn 5 месяцев назад
"This is between us." "And it ends here..." "OK. Let's dance!"
@AceticGaming
@AceticGaming 2 месяца назад
THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN FOR REAL
@zecrettier
@zecrettier 2 месяца назад
@@AceticGaming THERE WILL BE BLOOD
@explo-sn
@explo-sn 2 месяца назад
@@zecrettier SHED
@yasininn76
@yasininn76 2 месяца назад
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD THE ONLY ONE LEFT
@DDestroyer_
@DDestroyer_ 2 месяца назад
​@@yasininn76 WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
@devonpearson4315
@devonpearson4315 Месяц назад
"It will destroy you..!" 'Your STEEL was found a BOG!' the delivery of the lines are golden lmao
@AceDaGoat07
@AceDaGoat07 Год назад
“The longsword is the height of technology” Proceeds to pull out a glock
@Trash2000s
@Trash2000s Год назад
A glock can’t deflect a moving bullet like a sword can. Ultimate defense.
@AceDaGoat07
@AceDaGoat07 Год назад
@@Trash2000s what 😭
@phoenixhavingabreakdown627
@phoenixhavingabreakdown627 Год назад
*That one Dark Souls player:Pathetic.*
@TwiliPaladin
@TwiliPaladin Год назад
"Parry this you filthy casual!"
@Trash2000s
@Trash2000s Год назад
@@AceDaGoat07 what yourself 😋
@ErikratKhandnalie
@ErikratKhandnalie 10 месяцев назад
Polearm users: Look at what they need to match even a fraction of our power
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 9 месяцев назад
Crossbow users: You have to get close to kill your enemy?
@link_team3855
@link_team3855 8 месяцев назад
insert gun. Meet bullets.
@michealsoh8432
@michealsoh8432 8 месяцев назад
*inputs nuclear code* enter apocalypse
@vonryanarado
@vonryanarado 8 месяцев назад
Contacts moff tarkin Obliterate the planet
@Raegoer
@Raegoer 8 месяцев назад
The 9th level Fireball in question:
@Crackdoza_lol
@Crackdoza_lol 11 месяцев назад
"This steel was folded a thousand times to make it strong, itwilldestroyyou"
@DomR1997
@DomR1997 11 месяцев назад
It's up there with the ancient classic "HAhahaHA youwillneverdefeatME"
@___idk
@___idk 10 месяцев назад
... .....
@ssuffer
@ssuffer 10 месяцев назад
I dont know why but this is right
@mohamadyari7095
@mohamadyari7095 10 месяцев назад
That's deep like deeper than a person's butthole.
@ruvindap66
@ruvindap66 10 месяцев назад
Japanese steel was folded so many times by weaponsmiths because ore found in Japan was extremely high in carbon content as a result of the volcanic rock the islands are made of. Folding the steel so many times was necessary to remove the unusually high carbon content in the ore. Carbon content makes metals brittle. Later using imported iron and using more advanced mixed metallurgy techniques it was no longer necessary, and in fact pointless to fold the steel so many times besides the tradition of doing so.
@nope5488
@nope5488 3 месяца назад
"This Blade has been folded a 1000 times" *arguing* sighs *pulls out 357 Magnum*
@BooplesTheSnoots
@BooplesTheSnoots Месяц назад
Noooo the kids are having fun Don't do dattttt (cri)
@draknight5081
@draknight5081 Месяц назад
Oh yeah? *Pulls out TWO 357 Magnums.*
@nope5488
@nope5488 Месяц назад
@@draknight5081 OH wanna play it like that? *Pulls out Destert eagle chambered in .50 AE*
@Mybossisbig
@Mybossisbig Месяц назад
This is that one Indiana Jones scene
@sorenagernakk8432
@sorenagernakk8432 Год назад
"Your steel was found in a bog." The best line ever.
@SuperMurxus
@SuperMurxus 10 месяцев назад
If that's the truth it was most likely meteorite iron. Which would make it an incredible valuable weapon.
@Immopimmo
@Immopimmo 10 месяцев назад
​@@SuperMurxusnever heard of bog iron?
@SuperMurxus
@SuperMurxus 10 месяцев назад
@@Immopimmo Okay, *bog iron* is a rockformation originating from a bog. It still has to be mined but usually the place ain't a bog anymore. So bog iron originates from a bog a geologic era back or two - but isn't necessarily a bog anymore. Just like you can find vulcanic rock without a volcano (let alone active) around.
@user-td1jj8ll8y
@user-td1jj8ll8y 10 месяцев назад
@@SuperMurxus First of all, meteorite Iron may be valuable because it's rare, but it's usually not good quality. And that's not what's meant by bog iron. Bog iron is metal deposit developed in swamps. The iron is brought there by subterranean current (groundwater). It then oxidiforms into small clumps. Bog iron has forever been the cheapest/easiest access to iron, because you would just walk into a bog and use a long stick to find clumps of iron. No mining required.
@SuperMurxus
@SuperMurxus 10 месяцев назад
@@user-td1jj8ll8y In regard to iron quality - simply no: The alloys found in iron-nickel meteorites had properties that would have made them competitive as blade making materials. For hardness, un-worked meteor crystals had hardness equal to the finest Damascus steel blades, close to the finest of any blades, and significantly higher than wrought or cast iron. Only starting in the 19th century is iron of better quality than meteorite iron available. Second: Bog iron is called "Raseneisenstein" in German - lawn iron stone - guess? Because is found under the gras - not bogs. Simplified if your region is full of bogs basically any sh*t you find is in a bog - if your region is full of gras - then that's where things will be. Yes, bog iron is found in shallow depth - but mining is mining - often 'mines' would be just shallow tunnels and shafts just below the surface. Mining isn't just your industrial age deep in the mountain stone blasting mining. That's actually the least done mining in ancient times. *Clay* is also *mined.* Even tho you find it at the surface.
@obi-wank-enobi
@obi-wank-enobi 2 года назад
"The longsword is the height of technology" *pulls out a Glock*
@thenexus8384
@thenexus8384 2 года назад
The lightsaber: "is that meant for a law enforcer, peasants"
@jacobmorgan1182
@jacobmorgan1182 2 года назад
Rail gun death star puppies all weapons of destruction
@walterwallman3566
@walterwallman3566 2 года назад
So uncivilised
@yanickbrown9342
@yanickbrown9342 2 года назад
So uncivilized
@hasd31
@hasd31 2 года назад
"Parry this you filthy casual"
@justicerosa9447
@justicerosa9447 Год назад
The quieter, higher pitched “it will destroy you” gets me lmaooo
@NullKing404
@NullKing404 Год назад
361 likes and no replies?Let me fi- STFU
@thebemisman1605
@thebemisman1605 Год назад
@@NullKing404you aren’t any better, shut yo bitch ass up
@marmite226
@marmite226 Год назад
That has to be the funniest line here lmao
@helltubejackie1086
@helltubejackie1086 Год назад
The steel was folded a thousand times to make it strong. itwilldestroyyou!
@SmolFly
@SmolFly Год назад
It made me think of Mr. Crocker
@LazyCat1214
@LazyCat1214 3 месяца назад
The way he said “it will destroy you” so casually had me dying😂😂😂
@k4rm479
@k4rm479 Год назад
Women: Why do we live longer than men? Men:
@joshuabrown7815
@joshuabrown7815 Год назад
The history of women swordsmen is as old as the history if swords. The agility and mechanical efficiency of the weapon actually makes it one of the most accessible to women who generally tend towards smaller statures than men.
@ItsAsparageese
@ItsAsparageese Год назад
​​@@joshuabrown7815 You're right, but OP is joking about the fact that guys are often inclined to play around like this for funsies and women tend to be less risk-takey in play/recreation. They weren't talking about historical serious sword usage :P
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 Год назад
Well... at least we have fun ... until someone cries.
@lamaalomar7553
@lamaalomar7553 Год назад
​@@ItsAsparageese actually men don't die because the do more riskey stuff it's because women are such an annoyance that men hate their life's and kill themselves
@ItsAsparageese
@ItsAsparageese Год назад
@@lamaalomar7553 The reality is a LOT more complicated than either take. Yes, men have disproportionate problems in recent decades with suicidality and depression and society has done a lot of harm to push them in that direction. Becoming a misogynist, however, isn't a rational or reasonable or constructive reaction to that fact. Women aren't why modern society is killing men right now. The real problems are much more layered and nuanced. That said, I get that you're clearly speaking from a place of real pain about real issues. I want you to know that whatever happened to you/your loved one(s) wasn't okay and shouldn't have happened. Your anger is valid.
@animeweeblet207
@animeweeblet207 2 года назад
“A more elegant weapon for a more civilized age” -random man with a blue laser sword
@beenwatched
@beenwatched 2 года назад
Don't mind me. edit: i said don't mind me
@anondabomb
@anondabomb 2 года назад
Well it would destroy both their swords.
@SpongeMann
@SpongeMann 2 года назад
“Those weapons are so uncivilised”
@Agent_Coulson
@Agent_Coulson 2 года назад
I wonder who said that?
@_A1Z3N_
@_A1Z3N_ 2 года назад
@@Agent_CoulsonOh yeah i wonder
@-qwerty-4422
@-qwerty-4422 2 года назад
"The Longsword is the height of technology" *Pulls out a Covenant energy sword*
@Voltboy1449
@Voltboy1449 2 года назад
PULLS OUT LIGHTSABER
@myku1182
@myku1182 2 года назад
*fking pulls out a Halo Sword Energy*
@Voltboy1449
@Voltboy1449 2 года назад
GENERAL GREIVOUS TIME
@themysteriousonei1870
@themysteriousonei1870 2 года назад
@@myku1182 thats what a covenant energy sword is
@justauser6229
@justauser6229 2 года назад
*pulls out wooden sword*
@Sejin133
@Sejin133 3 месяца назад
The sound of the Katana and longsword clashing sounds so amazing I could sleep to it
@spacetasticmothmam
@spacetasticmothmam 2 года назад
Honestly “your steel was found in a bog” is just an amazing all around insult Edit. Thanks
@quantuman100
@quantuman100 2 года назад
bog iron was literally a large source of high quality iron during the midevil era
@spacetasticmothmam
@spacetasticmothmam 2 года назад
@@quantuman100 I know, but still, it sounds like a good insult.
@wildspongy
@wildspongy 2 года назад
L + bog iron
@CQBlitz0
@CQBlitz0 2 года назад
@@wildspongy L+bog iron sword+ no maidens+ thine bread has mold
@ZapTeam
@ZapTeam 2 года назад
Bog steel is good
@TheReykjavik
@TheReykjavik 9 месяцев назад
The funny thing is that neither the longsword nor the katana were even primary weapons. In both Japan and Europe, the primary battlefield weapons were polearms until they were replaced by muskets.
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 9 месяцев назад
I've always liked Halberds. They're a Spear *and* an Axe.
@DomR1997
@DomR1997 8 месяцев назад
Yeah, cause most people don't want to get close to the guy trying to stab them when they can fight them from far away with a pointy stick, mankind's oldest and most venerable weapon.
@Nishom0926
@Nishom0926 8 месяцев назад
SPEAR: I am Long and can THRUST. Spartan: Just Like Me🗿
@SSJSonRei
@SSJSonRei 8 месяцев назад
@@thebighurt2495And in some cases a hammer too, cuz variety is the…End of life?
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 8 месяцев назад
@@SSJSonRei I wonder how often *actual* Warhammers were used IRL. I don't doubt they were used at least a few times (there have been crazier weapons in history), but I'm curious as to the actual amount.
@raiderexisok618
@raiderexisok618 2 года назад
"Your steel was found in a bog!" Is probably the coolest line ive ever heard in a duel
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 2 года назад
I almost forgot about bog iron.
@KingJC.
@KingJC. 2 года назад
Jesus loves You
@yeojlekanzo4292
@yeojlekanzo4292 2 года назад
Makes it even better that the katana’s country of origin is literally mostly bog
@TimeskipCronos
@TimeskipCronos 2 года назад
@@beastwarsFTW ".....tried to match the ranger with a bog iron on his hip"
@moonshroom03
@moonshroom03 2 года назад
Right? This line should be in cartoons
@shade08538
@shade08538 3 месяца назад
His first mistake was telling his opponent to “prepare themselves”
@shadowporygon6538
@shadowporygon6538 2 года назад
“This steel was folded 1000 times” Senku: “yeah, after 2 times it’s basically done”
@theasiangod5860
@theasiangod5860 2 года назад
LOL someone who still remembers that ep
@lalithgautham
@lalithgautham 2 года назад
Dr.Stone strikes again?
@biomac5449
@biomac5449 2 года назад
Lol, I remember how to make a bomb and how concave and convex glass works
@dlnk_dl
@dlnk_dl 2 года назад
HQHHAHAHA OH YEA
@dlnk_dl
@dlnk_dl 2 года назад
Kaseki: *Doesnt understand but understands everything*
@Timliu92
@Timliu92 2 года назад
"What does katana mean?" "It means Japanese sword." - Samurai Cop
@hoppinggnomethe4154
@hoppinggnomethe4154 2 года назад
🤣
@joelcolegrove
@joelcolegrove 2 года назад
Love that movie.
@louisrobitaille5810
@louisrobitaille5810 2 года назад
Tbf, a Katana is a specific type of Japanese sword 🤔. You wouldn't call an Odachi a Katana 😬...
@WarriorLordOfAbyss
@WarriorLordOfAbyss 2 года назад
I get it’s a joke But the real meaning is literally just “single-edge” because “ka means single and “tana” means edge so it mean “single-edge sword” basically
@blankenheim39
@blankenheim39 Год назад
@@WarriorLordOfAbyss where tf did you get the ka-tana thing? Katana is one word, and it literally means "sword" in Japanese.
@uncleruckus69420
@uncleruckus69420 2 года назад
This is the nerdiest yet coolest shit I ever seen in this particular community
@sqljaco
@sqljaco 2 года назад
"nerdiest" isn't a thing
@DonnyDrake06
@DonnyDrake06 2 года назад
@@sqljaco it’s a word lol
@adrianvega8920
@adrianvega8920 2 года назад
@@sqljaco yes it is
@sqljaco
@sqljaco 2 года назад
@@DonnyDrake06 I didn't say word
@sqljaco
@sqljaco 2 года назад
@@adrianvega8920 no it's not
@professorkhepri
@professorkhepri 2 месяца назад
“Your steel was found in a BOG” is such a powerful comment holy fuck dude
@tony8717
@tony8717 2 года назад
That long stick I found in my garden: *"Amateurs..."*
@ostrich3335
@ostrich3335 2 года назад
@@TheCell198 oh wow you made the joke less funny
@aceric1646
@aceric1646 2 года назад
Katana Longsword user: What you say!?
@IdiotIlan
@IdiotIlan 2 года назад
My pen : Are you sure about that?
@Makareno94
@Makareno94 2 года назад
fun fact that pretty much how Miyamoto Musashi won his first ever duel
@MegaEmmanuel09
@MegaEmmanuel09 2 года назад
@@aceric1646 So, an ōdachi
@milkman4640
@milkman4640 2 года назад
"Katana is the best!" "No! Longswords are!" Meanwhile, the spear and polearms gang: 🧐☕
@Cybertronous
@Cybertronous 2 года назад
*pulls out an M1A2 Abram*
@albertojohansson3807
@albertojohansson3807 2 года назад
They are comparing swords not sharp objects🤦‍♂️
@Pestcontrolislegal
@Pestcontrolislegal 2 года назад
@@albertojohansson3807 🤓
@animetamila7819
@animetamila7819 2 года назад
@@albertojohansson3807 isn't swords sharp objects? 🗿
@johail3510
@johail3510 2 года назад
@@animetamila7819 i might be wrong but i think the person's point was "swords specifically, not sharp objects in general". Like if we were comparing trucks and someone beings up a car and i say "trucks not automobiles", general vs specific
@samuelrodrigues4880
@samuelrodrigues4880 2 года назад
"The Longsword is the height of technology" *Pulls out a high-frequency blade*
@Otoriter_Anarsist31
@Otoriter_Anarsist31 2 года назад
Dam
@homieboi5352
@homieboi5352 2 года назад
THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!! SHED!!! THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD!!!
@betterdevils8734
@betterdevils8734 2 года назад
@@homieboi5352 THE ONLY ONE! LEFT! WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK!!!
@gigachad4291
@gigachad4291 2 года назад
Because the Mountains dont give back what they take Oh no!!
@pasqualecimino6238
@pasqualecimino6238 2 года назад
@@gigachad4291 There will be blood. Sheed It's the only thing I've ever known
@BooplesTheSnoots
@BooplesTheSnoots 3 месяца назад
" your steel was found in a bog. " GREATEST DISS OF HISTORY! 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️
@janessadickey8890
@janessadickey8890 Год назад
The 2 lines that crack me up and make me cackle every time: “hey you wanna swords fight?” And “your steel was found in a bog”
@Argus-nf8qo
@Argus-nf8qo Год назад
kinda literally the only two that are meant for that
@CrownMeClown
@CrownMeClown Год назад
Well I am a pokey stick supremacist, the pike is the superior pokey stick
@Jonah-kb2nm
@Jonah-kb2nm Год назад
@@CrownMeClown have you ever played bad north? Pikes are op in that game
@CrownMeClown
@CrownMeClown Год назад
@@Jonah-kb2nm I've never heard of that game before, ima have to look it up, does it play like a soulslike?
@Jonah-kb2nm
@Jonah-kb2nm Год назад
@@CrownMeClown it's more of a simple strategy mobile game with vikings and you need to move your units around to defend the island your currently on
@GoldenseatGaming
@GoldenseatGaming 2 года назад
"you guys wanna swords fight?" he is reverse gripping a shortsword! *to all the people calling me 'Captain obvious' or something along those lines: you misread the tone of the comment.
@CelestialSodapop
@CelestialSodapop 2 года назад
While doing the useless spin
@the_hi_guy__6121
@the_hi_guy__6121 2 года назад
Yes. He is.
@enigmatic3194
@enigmatic3194 2 года назад
*slap*
@CarryPotter007
@CarryPotter007 2 года назад
thus it shall perish
@CoraCreates
@CoraCreates 2 года назад
His friend hidden in the background is reverse gripping two buster swords.
@Demilliafor
@Demilliafor 7 месяцев назад
"It will destroy you" and his tone was the peak of Confidence 😂😂😂
@BornAgainBrother
@BornAgainBrother 3 месяца назад
The Dragon Ball Z “Big Green” dub comes to mind
@smeef411
@smeef411 Месяц назад
As much as i absolutely love samurai, the skill, the dedication. There is something simply horrifying about a full plated lad morhau grippin a longsword marching in your direction
@richyb1643
@richyb1643 2 года назад
"Your steel was found in a bog" Top tier delivery
@maven9323
@maven9323 2 года назад
Japanese ORE is actually weak, that's why they mostly used the katans for fashion and looks amd sometimes emergency, they mostly used guns and spears
@shootaman2
@shootaman2 2 года назад
@@maven9323 bows* they existed for a long time before they adopted guns. And yes the katana was primarily a status symbol, but it was also used in much the same way most swords were. As a backup weapon in case you lost or broke your spear.
@maven9323
@maven9323 2 года назад
@@shootaman2 forgot about that, but they used guns too
@JohnClark-sl7ps
@JohnClark-sl7ps 2 года назад
"your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries "
@jaredflynn3750
@jaredflynn3750 2 года назад
@@maven9323 some badass art depicting Samurai shooting their trusty muskets from horseback they were definitely quick to adopt firearms contrary to popular belief but yeah before that I guess it would have just been bows
@exiledgerman
@exiledgerman 2 года назад
Girl:He's probably out there cheating on me! Me and the boys:
@voltagemaster5841
@voltagemaster5841 Год назад
funny
@cupilovan9773
@cupilovan9773 Год назад
We find the stick We use We hurt We fun
@Crunchy_Chris
@Crunchy_Chris Год назад
Yes. We hurt each other day “ow bro” say “sorry bro” and then keep fighting😂😂
@kidsbutnotkids5901
@kidsbutnotkids5901 Год назад
​@@cupilovan9773 yes
@Nova0455
@Nova0455 Год назад
That’s life
@cobeoe
@cobeoe 11 месяцев назад
I love how they silently agree with each other. And then they just simply say yes by swinging their swords at the guy.
@thijsb9953
@thijsb9953 9 месяцев назад
Wow thanks for explaining the joke dude
@asian_inasuit9239
@asian_inasuit9239 9 месяцев назад
@@thijsb9953just ignore it I guess
@Melon_melon_melon_melon
@Melon_melon_melon_melon 8 месяцев назад
No shit Sherlock
@_bepis_9242
@_bepis_9242 8 месяцев назад
Its almost like you watched the video
@christianbeck6087
@christianbeck6087 8 месяцев назад
The enemy of my enemy
@averypossiblememelord1566
@averypossiblememelord1566 Месяц назад
“This sword is folded 1000 times” “This sword is actually just made of good steel”
@t5hammer871
@t5hammer871 9 месяцев назад
“Your steel was found in a bog” is crazy lol Edit: although I was only commenting on the insult quality, I got some pretty nifty blacksmithing lore out of it. Thank you!
@Rein142
@Rein142 6 месяцев назад
Its accurate tho
@vldvvalentin
@vldvvalentin 6 месяцев назад
literally the reason for 1000 folds- to compensate for the poor material quality. Tho, it's actually pointless to fold the steel this much, I believe about 10 or so folds is the most you need, anything else is just a waste of time.
@coopercummings8370
@coopercummings8370 6 месяцев назад
No it isn't, they got it backwards. Bog iron was good ore found in Europe and likely would have been used in longsword production. Bog iron was reasonably pure and easy to extract with the available mining and smelting technology at the time. Better ore could be found digging through rock, but that was really hard to do, and bog iron was plentiful at the time and good enough. Katanas were made from iron sand, which with the available extraction technology at the time was absolutely terrible ore, it could easily be half or more dirt and sand (although iron sand is actually more pure when using modern mining practices, but extracting just the iron and not the unwanted bits requires powerful electromagnets, which obviously weren't an option at the time) and the smelting technology available in japan was inferior and did a worse job of removing impurities than the processes being used in Europe and mainland Asia at the time on top of having more impurities to start with. The folding process was necessary with katanas because of the inferior quality of the steel available at the time, the repeated folding removed some of the impurities and evenly distributed the rest so that the steel at least behaved consistently and predictably if they couldn't achieve good performance, then a very limited quantity of good steel was forge welded on to form the edge because steel that was actually good was extremely rare with the smelting process in use. The whole folding process actually wasn't unique to Japan, European swordsmiths had actually used the same process hundreds of years earlier before they had access to better smelting technology, and in many cases took it even further and manipulated the layers in ways that introduced beautiful patterns into the finished work (this process is often called damascus in modern times although that name isn't technically correct), however they had long since abandoned it because improvements in smelting technology towards the end of the viking era yielded better quality with dramatically less labor.@@Rein142
@rickyscott748
@rickyscott748 6 месяцев назад
Or ya know the poison area from dark souls
@gagesparks5898
@gagesparks5898 6 месяцев назад
Glad someone noticed lol
@DarthArachnious
@DarthArachnious 2 года назад
I remember as a kid watching Highlander. When they mentioned that the steel was folded 200 times. My friends dad chimed in "200 times! How s*** was that iron?"
@echo3568
@echo3568 2 года назад
I like to imagine he started sipping a beer after he said that
@seanreynolds7369
@seanreynolds7369 2 года назад
Your father is correct
@frostedlambs
@frostedlambs 2 года назад
@@seanreynolds7369 I love when I’m hanging out with a friend and his dad and the he becomes my dad too
@smo-king6504
@smo-king6504 2 года назад
@@frostedlambs why do y'all not have dads
@frostedlambs
@frostedlambs 2 года назад
@@smo-king6504 I’m just joking that Sean called my bros friends dad also his dad, but it’s his bro’s friends dad not my bro’s dad
@partyjams
@partyjams 2 года назад
“Folded 1000 times to make it strong” Senku: *just does it twice for the same result*
@modaronivaja
@modaronivaja 2 года назад
LOL
@valbroderick8156
@valbroderick8156 2 года назад
Folding it that many times would just turn it back into iron at that rate
@RequiemMasses
@RequiemMasses 2 года назад
Well they didnt have enough time it would have been stronger if they had more time
@hildorodrigues9025
@hildorodrigues9025 2 года назад
He Said two times was enough because, you know, they are in a stone world
@mzwandilemalambe9999
@mzwandilemalambe9999 2 года назад
Not necessarily the same result, he did say it loses durability
@EmmarainePink
@EmmarainePink 13 дней назад
"Reverse grip is disrespect and ineffective!" Levi Ackerman: 👁👄👁
@Xifihas
@Xifihas 9 месяцев назад
English Longbowmen: “Tossers with swords. Five arrows rapid”
@dylanconstantine9947
@dylanconstantine9947 7 месяцев назад
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart energy
@Vernich762
@Vernich762 5 месяцев назад
🏹 Ready sir
@hanelyp1
@hanelyp1 5 месяцев назад
@@dylanconstantine9947 if you're going to bring alien tech into the fight ...
@dushanjayasekara8527
@dushanjayasekara8527 4 месяца назад
Everyone's gangsta until the English longbowman puts down his long bow and takes a mace
@BlueblazerPrime
@BlueblazerPrime 4 месяца назад
What about a morning star?
@delta8989
@delta8989 Год назад
That handshake was the pure definitions of unexpected brotherhood
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 11 месяцев назад
They may disagree about which sword is better. But they can both agree, that dude was an insult to the art of swordfighting and must be purged.
@Micheal-afton2757
@Micheal-afton2757 11 месяцев назад
You must parry with short swords that dude was thinking it was a butter knife
@notmitsukiyolol
@notmitsukiyolol 10 месяцев назад
That guy was taught the British Method and extended it to swords
@hexbox2182
@hexbox2182 9 месяцев назад
The definition of: collective agreement of destruction.
@caseydubois3645
@caseydubois3645 2 года назад
Kenjutsu and HEMA practitioners team up to destroy stage fencers. A beautiful thing to behold.
@SwordTune
@SwordTune 2 года назад
Stage fencer run away and go make money doing film choreography. The world is unfair.
@ThumbSipper
@ThumbSipper 2 года назад
I'm gonna play devil's advocate for a minute and say that stage fencing has a place in pop culture. Over the top, unrealistic and exaggerated fights can be just as entertaining as more realistic ones and are, quite frankly, the only way to stage engaging fights in some media with videogames being the obvious example. Not to say that stage fencing is better or anything, just that complaining about a fight coreography because it's unrealistic is like saying that a sci fi movie has to always use real hard science and never make anything up. It's a storytelling device and should be used as such.
@TheUnderscore_
@TheUnderscore_ 2 года назад
@@ThumbSipper Although I kind of agree, I think that fights in a setting based on our world should look realistic (just look or seem, not necessarily be). Those are the best and the most entertaining for me, and I bet lots of people would agree. Definitely not everyone, though. Some people just like super flashy fights.
@ittah_2770
@ittah_2770 2 года назад
wow you hema guys are fucking sad lmao imagine getting so mad about "realism"
@dx_5222
@dx_5222 2 года назад
nice pfp;)
@randomguygam6285
@randomguygam6285 26 дней назад
As a proud katana owner, that sword will need a maintenance session of only 34 years 😊
@utsavman47
@utsavman47 Год назад
Fun fact: the katana was folded so many times because their only iron source was terrible so folding the metal was the best way to remove impurities.
@PixelGhost07
@PixelGhost07 Год назад
Thanks for the info
@destyrian
@destyrian Год назад
The spring steel Europeans used was far better quality. The hardness, curvature and blade heavy balance of a Katana made it better at cutting over all - but if the blade encountered anything but flesh, you'd risk destroying it. Spring steel weapons, however, were far more durable.
@wickederebus
@wickederebus Год назад
@@destyrian now what about a katana made of spring steel?
@NicholasG-q8l
@NicholasG-q8l 11 месяцев назад
@@wickederebusIn terms of shape it would operate similar to a saber or a scimitar, in terms of forging, folding metal without many impurities actually makes it weaker, the impurities in Japanese steel was the only reason why folding was a viable method of forging.
@wickederebus
@wickederebus 11 месяцев назад
@user-ww5br9cp4i okay, but can you, without folding, make a katana with the higher quality steel? Like, melt it, pour it into the mold, etc. If yes, would it be a higher quality sword, or weaker in any areas?
@austinwatkins9066
@austinwatkins9066 2 года назад
You gotta appreciate how even in this little skit he held the "sheathed" katana the correct way, blade up. 😄
@fian92
@fian92 2 года назад
Proceed to spin it next lol
@kencat3363
@kencat3363 2 года назад
i heard you can do the blade facing up or down its just a different style
@gabrilculb7678
@gabrilculb7678 2 года назад
Even though it's a skit an uchi Katana wouldn't be used in a sword fight on foot. It'd be used on horseback 😅
@gabrilculb7678
@gabrilculb7678 2 года назад
@@kencat3363 it does matter how you have it. The uchi would be held blade down and the tachi would be held with the blade up. Just different time periods in which they changed to meet the criteria.
@gabrilculb7678
@gabrilculb7678 2 года назад
Uchigatana*
@Winchester7734
@Winchester7734 2 года назад
The way he says "it will destroy you" makes me crack up
@snoopyguy21
@snoopyguy21 2 года назад
To me that's the best part of the video.
@kingofthejungle5338
@kingofthejungle5338 2 года назад
"Itwilldestroyyou"
@gahshjdjd8249
@gahshjdjd8249 2 года назад
You're incredibly annoying
@armrestkilling2849
@armrestkilling2849 2 года назад
Sounds like fuckin caboosr (if you know you know)
@juandedomenico4306
@juandedomenico4306 2 года назад
Had me dead
@NephalemReaper
@NephalemReaper Месяц назад
Your steel was found in a bog got me laughing 😂
@Shuringan519
@Shuringan519 Год назад
This feels like DMC 5 Vergil:katana Dante: longsword Nero:Devil arm swinging
@Evra22
@Evra22 Год назад
Dante is using giant sword xD
@braxtonnewkirk1039
@braxtonnewkirk1039 Год назад
Dante is more like a claymore.
@AshVXmc
@AshVXmc Год назад
Vergil: Where's your motiva- Dante: GUNSWORDROYALTRICKGUNROYALSWORDTRICKGUN
@deejaythedeejay
@deejaythedeejay Год назад
So now swords are automatically related to games
@AshVXmc
@AshVXmc Год назад
@@deejaythedeejay I think he was referring to the fact that vergil and dante fight often and their respective weapons are a katana and longsword (closer to a greatsword technically) and they both “hate” nero, who is a “rookie” compared to them
@privatecanook
@privatecanook Год назад
Nothing beats an angry Scotsman with a longsword
@stickystevie9047
@stickystevie9047 11 месяцев назад
Rune scimmy
@ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0.
@ThusSpokeBushmasterZer0. 11 месяцев назад
With one eye and a tiny shield.
@bobanimationz4062
@bobanimationz4062 11 месяцев назад
nothing beats a scottish man in general, GIVE EM STEEL!
@joryjohnson8108
@joryjohnson8108 11 месяцев назад
An angry American with a 12 gauge
@psychogirl8714
@psychogirl8714 11 месяцев назад
Demoknight tf2
@walkingmarshmallow6895
@walkingmarshmallow6895 2 года назад
Ah yes, the secret rule. "If a man tries to intervene in the fair duel of two men, a temporary contract is formed to defeat the third man."
@hyper1-k6f
@hyper1-k6f 2 года назад
Rule of any fighting game
@samaramorgan8023
@samaramorgan8023 2 года назад
@@hyper1-k6f always
@echezonaobianwa2618
@echezonaobianwa2618 2 года назад
It's called the 'GTFO of our duel' rule
@samaramorgan8023
@samaramorgan8023 2 года назад
@@echezonaobianwa2618 the good ol' "A B conversation, C your way out of it" rule
@marvin25310
@marvin25310 2 года назад
More like a common enemy: the reverse grip
@chessbergen
@chessbergen Месяц назад
the second guy looks like someone from Matrix if they actively used longswords
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 2 года назад
Let's toast this Starkiller wannabe
@darthmaul9996
@darthmaul9996 2 года назад
I got that refrense😃😃😃
@uraverageskeleton6480
@uraverageskeleton6480 2 года назад
@@darthmaul9996 I bet you did
@mepp4224
@mepp4224 2 года назад
@@darthmaul9996 darth maul didn’t do too well in English class
@darthmaul9996
@darthmaul9996 2 года назад
@@mepp4224 ur mom said something similar
@crissanti8206
@crissanti8206 2 года назад
@@darthmaul9996 ouch i would need a senzu bean for that one
@OneCopperPipe
@OneCopperPipe Год назад
"Hey you guys wanna swords fight?" "Yea sure mate that have some fun!" -the good ending.
@zoxonzoxonsfamily764
@zoxonzoxonsfamily764 Год назад
NO, SAY NO TO REVERSE GRIP.
@_aWiseMan
@_aWiseMan Год назад
Unless your just walking around you should never have your sword backwards
@bobbybutler8897
@bobbybutler8897 Год назад
​@@_aWiseMan my sword faces whatever way i want it to
@wolfhuntergaming1852
@wolfhuntergaming1852 2 года назад
The “it will destroy you” had me rolling
@gagesmith6250
@gagesmith6250 2 года назад
i was waiting for someone to say this
@kalvorax
@kalvorax 2 года назад
It has galaxy quest vibes in tone hahaa
@defaultyanny861
@defaultyanny861 2 года назад
I was gonna say this
@gmjjjones
@gmjjjones Месяц назад
Simple choreo done extremely clean. Looks excellent
@user-wz4le9yx2n
@user-wz4le9yx2n Год назад
Fun fact: the katanas blade isn’t folded 1000 times, that’s just the amount of layers it makes in the end, it’s actually folded 20 times
@ragnkja
@ragnkja Год назад
20 folds make over a million layers. To get just over 1000 layers you fold ten times.
@user-wz4le9yx2n
@user-wz4le9yx2n Год назад
@@ragnkja oh shit my bad ^^; I’m sorry
@cryotic7626
@cryotic7626 Год назад
Equation for layers when folding steel Y = 2^x x being number of folds, y being number of layers.
@joshuabrown7815
@joshuabrown7815 Год назад
Like a croissant 💀
@captainbeaky
@captainbeaky Год назад
@@ragnkja 1024 layers with 10 folds. People get confused with binary… There are, of course, 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
@apizano73
@apizano73 Год назад
"This sword has been folded 1000 times so that I can fold you ass."
@Jacket500
@Jacket500 11 месяцев назад
Perfect
@ethan-qm8gu
@ethan-qm8gu 11 месяцев назад
🤓 your
@Jacket500
@Jacket500 11 месяцев назад
@@ethan-qm8gu minor spelling mistake 💀💀💀
@BelugaChonky
@BelugaChonky 11 месяцев назад
​@@ethan-qm8guyou're actually you twat
@amirsmith-ts3lc
@amirsmith-ts3lc 11 месяцев назад
​@ethan-qm8gu it's actually you're
@Bate.v19
@Bate.v19 2 года назад
"Long sword is the height of technology" Darthvader: *Stands still and ignite his saber*
@Jeanette.Hall71
@Jeanette.Hall71 2 года назад
Vader would turn the metal to putty and strangle long sword guy with it
@notproductiveproductions3504
@notproductiveproductions3504 2 года назад
Kylo Ren’s cross guard saber: don’t ignore me, fear me
@dbest8083
@dbest8083 2 года назад
@@notproductiveproductions3504 the sequels don't exist
@dbest8083
@dbest8083 2 года назад
@vietnamese v1nce cuh *casually deflects nuke with the Force and launches it into space before detonating it* "easy"
@Brokenpizza_zip
@Brokenpizza_zip 4 месяца назад
“The long sword is the **height** of technology” *badummtshh*
@homurakasaino29
@homurakasaino29 Год назад
they really did the "self taught and not half bad" pose in Metal Gear Rising before attacking the reverse gripper
@ahumanlookingraccoon8147
@ahumanlookingraccoon8147 2 года назад
Idk if it’s just me but the minor disappointment in “Your steel was found in a bog” has me rolling 🤣
@MizantropMan
@MizantropMan 2 года назад
It was tho. Native japanese steel comes exclusively from iron sand, which cannot reach beyond a certain (not very high) level of purity.
@Aldiyawak
@Aldiyawak 2 года назад
your accidental pun makes this funnier yknow 'bog' and 'rolling'
@ethangrieves1989
@ethangrieves1989 2 года назад
@@MizantropMan well theoretically you could extract all the sand from the magnetite which is the actual iron in the sand but there is no real ways of doing that without magnets back in the day so it couldn't have been as pure as bog iron which was literally just hunks of pure iron found in bogs which were used to make European longswords so I think they got something mixed up.
@MizantropMan
@MizantropMan 2 года назад
@@ethangrieves1989 I did not know that second part. Danke.
@pube66
@pube66 2 года назад
@@MizantropMan lmao🤣
@Nachote205
@Nachote205 2 года назад
"There will be blood(blood) shed(shed)" "The man on the mirror nods his head"
@rzt727
@rzt727 2 года назад
"The only one(-one) left(-left)" "Will ride upon the dragon's back"
@rodionpohodnia3905
@rodionpohodnia3905 2 года назад
@@rzt727 because the mountains don't give back what they take
@reight6447
@reight6447 2 года назад
@@rodionpohodnia3905 Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known
@rodionpohodnia3905
@rodionpohodnia3905 2 года назад
@@reight6447 *guitar solo*
@justasimp6100
@justasimp6100 2 года назад
@@rodionpohodnia3905 losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane?
@diy_mushroomguy
@diy_mushroomguy 22 дня назад
This is the most Hollywood inspired sword fighting with real swords I've ever seen.
@Im_Dis-abled
@Im_Dis-abled Год назад
This is just DMC3 when Dante vs Vergil. Then Lady shows up with a rocket launcher.
@Lemon-ou9el
@Lemon-ou9el Год назад
Hol’ up: you’re onto something
@Idk44447
@Idk44447 Год назад
Goddamn it vergil she put a bayonet on the rocket launcher, how about we both take the weapon its to cool
@Dynix_boi
@Dynix_boi Год назад
'your steel was found in a bog' had me dying💀💀💀
@fallenangeldraco3778
@fallenangeldraco3778 Год назад
It's the delivery
@MST545
@MST545 11 месяцев назад
No me personally, I wouldn't take that disrespect
@alexlindekugel8727
@alexlindekugel8727 11 месяцев назад
historicly accurate tho. iron collects in peat bogs/ burn the peat to make iron as peat also the first stage of coal.
@Dynix_boi
@Dynix_boi 11 месяцев назад
@@alexlindekugel8727 I know, what I'm saying is the delivery is funny af
@BrighamMike
@BrighamMike 11 месяцев назад
@@alexlindekugel8727 thats because of bacteria. pretty sure primative tech did a video getting metal from swamp water.
@NickAsNickName
@NickAsNickName Год назад
"Your steel was found in a bog!" Is my new favorite nonsensical insult
@Mad_Skeletron
@Mad_Skeletron Год назад
The japanese steel wasn't very good, that's why they had to fold it so many times to make a katana. So the insult makes sense
@NickAsNickName
@NickAsNickName Год назад
@@Mad_Skeletron well it wouldn't make sense outside of that kind of situation, but i'm still gonna use it then, and there will be no context
@szour
@szour 2 месяца назад
As a guy with long hair that likes to play with swords, I'm very happy to see 3 guys with long hair play with swords.
@youraveragerimurufan6152
@youraveragerimurufan6152 Год назад
Rule one of swordfighting:Never interrupt a one v one
@TayTechnology
@TayTechnology Год назад
Im just wondering... do you happen to play elden ring or dark souls by chance😂
@Vernich762
@Vernich762 Год назад
Amen brother
@YonkoAngel
@YonkoAngel 11 месяцев назад
I can’t imagine being able to swing a blade like that around and being fully able to trust that your buddy is skilled enough to block it so you guys can do fun stuff like this. That must be awesome
@larsespeland6068
@larsespeland6068 10 месяцев назад
Did this shit all the time with a buddy of mine in Brooklyn. We'd practiced together for about 6 or 7 years by then and had a great understanding of what the other would do and only once did I get stabbed in the hand at my own fault. I raised my hands for a truce while advancing... stupid mistake. We had the honor of going 1 full minute using dull metal without holding back after the first 10-15 seconds I'd say because we were in such lock step. Fucking epic. Good old days.
@YonkoAngel
@YonkoAngel 10 месяцев назад
@@larsespeland6068 that sounds so freaking awesome. The closest I’ve ever gotten to that was with my high school choir. We had rehearsed together every day for a year and by the end of it we were so used to performing with each other and reading our director that we were able to understand his hand signals wordlessly, which was fantastic. It really is something when dedicated people practice together, but tbh I’d rather have learned sword fighting 😂
@INACTIVE12678
@INACTIVE12678 9 месяцев назад
been under the impression that the ones they actually used to cut or separate from the ones that they spar with, the way rapiers used for sport and training matches aren't actually Sharp
@0xeus
@0xeus 9 месяцев назад
Trust me it is not fun at all, it hurts like hell.
@lucassatchell8906
@lucassatchell8906 8 месяцев назад
It probably was choreographed, but it could be just them having amazing understanding of what they should do
@CedarBlankenship
@CedarBlankenship 6 месяцев назад
I love how they both shook hands at the end and silently agreed they had to get that clown.
@jackalibur4919
@jackalibur4919 Месяц назад
That's kinda the fuckin point of the video
@iaryandrianarisata1432
@iaryandrianarisata1432 2 месяца назад
They needed to team up against the guy with a reverse grip. It's the proof that it's better than the other grip 😂
@dylanlafreniere3479
@dylanlafreniere3479 2 года назад
80% of sword combat is reactionary, 20% is correcting your mistake and hoping your opponent doesn’t react accordingly.
@saratei99
@saratei99 2 года назад
You just described chess
@mothsareprettycool
@mothsareprettycool 2 года назад
@@saratei99 combat has a lot in common with chess
@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686
@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686 2 года назад
@@saratei99 there's a reason why combat is compared to chess........ Of course its dumb to think that it will actually work in a real fight but still
@damonvinson5076
@damonvinson5076 2 года назад
@@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686 more or less it's very tactical and reactionary like chess because no one wants to die to a sword of any type.
@MrClubfoot90
@MrClubfoot90 2 года назад
Tis but a scratch...
@Kefireqs
@Kefireqs Год назад
Best boss roasts in any medieval game:"your steel was found in the bog"
@onebilliontacos3405
@onebilliontacos3405 2 года назад
“This sword was folded 1000 times, itwilldestroyyou!”
@jani1848
@jani1848 Год назад
Thank you!
@floofte
@floofte Год назад
folding the metal gives it a pattern but not strength -Sun Tzu The Art of War
@nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372
i see because you're telling us the sudden fast flow in the last line
@floofte
@floofte Год назад
@@nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372 what?
@nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372
@@floofte hotdog
@meepsoleruler444
@meepsoleruler444 2 месяца назад
The confidence and succinctness behind “It will destroy you.”
@Darklight65583
@Darklight65583 2 года назад
I love how he says "It will destroy you!" 🤣 and that truce at the end to team up against a common enemy! Love it!
@dariusreed563
@dariusreed563 2 года назад
Katana: it will destroy you Longsword: the longsword is the height of technology Nobody: you guys wanna swords fight Both: AAAAAHHHHHHH
@pryingopenmythirdeye1830
@pryingopenmythirdeye1830 2 года назад
So lame . So so very lame.
@pryingopenmythirdeye1830
@pryingopenmythirdeye1830 2 года назад
@@dariusreed563 lame² .
@60sspider-man29
@60sspider-man29 2 года назад
@@pryingopenmythirdeye1830 so lame...
@ilovememess8438
@ilovememess8438 2 года назад
Its becouse he have reverse grip and its lame
@grandsome1
@grandsome1 2 года назад
*Weeebs* : "The katana is the samurai legendary main weapon." *Actual samurai recharging their musket* : "You sure about that?" *Other actual samurai to musket samurai* : "wanna trade my naginata and bow plus a bag of rice for your gun?" *Musket Samurai* : "no."
@corneal35
@corneal35 2 года назад
Facts, litterally why everyone uses guns.
@martypries
@martypries 2 года назад
Spear/Polearm Samurai : "Yo guys, you forgot about me QvQ"
@grandsome1
@grandsome1 2 года назад
@@martypries A naginata is a sort of polarm, my dude.
@JAMBUILDER08
@JAMBUILDER08 2 года назад
They even had whole tactics and strategies build around guns, because bullets are *strong*
@arstulex
@arstulex 2 года назад
@@martypries "Naginata"
@Plaslen
@Plaslen Год назад
Yes, only a gigachad knows that a katana and a long sword depends on the warrior who uses it.🗿🍷 (Edit): I didn’t mean to start a war😅 also thx for the likes🤓😃
@hackerman203
@hackerman203 Год назад
Hence why the two fighting swordsmen attacked the last guy. He is denying his weapon its purpose.
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 Год назад
Only a Gigachad would use the Indiana Jones maneuver when it comes to swordfights.
@Plaslen
@Plaslen Год назад
@@robertnett9793 swear
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 Год назад
@@Plaslen Why should I? This is a family friendly christian minecraft server. No swearing allowed!
@Plaslen
@Plaslen Год назад
@@robertnett9793 no I mean like swear bro, like I agree to you
@Banna-
@Banna- 3 месяца назад
Meanwhile samurai dude on a horse wielding spear, 2 katanas and a musket - "Parry this you filthy peasant "
@pandamilkshake
@pandamilkshake 10 месяцев назад
Medieval Japan: "The katana should be treated with respect. It's a piece of art, an object of worship." Medieval Europe: *"SWORD IS SWORD"*
@koderamerikaner5147
@koderamerikaner5147 9 месяцев назад
funny but many swords held ceremonial and religious context in Europe and often times samurai completely disregarded taking care of their swords.
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 9 месяцев назад
@@koderamerikaner5147 Less of an object of worship, more a respect for the person who put the time and effort into learning how to make it, and actually making it. Japan seems to be really big about that.
@koderamerikaner5147
@koderamerikaner5147 9 месяцев назад
@@MaxUltimata There was a religious connotation and it was used in ceremonies like marriage and was supposed to be handled in certain ways, but humans tend to really not care, especially warriors. It did have a spiritual meaning but plenty of samurai and others kinda just didn't abide by that outside of special ceremonies, probably because the samurai tended to view it like how we'd view a rifle or combat knife.
@tjb1941
@tjb1941 9 месяцев назад
@@koderamerikaner5147 yea like the sacrifices in english cults
@adroitwolfe
@adroitwolfe 9 месяцев назад
depends on the era. sengoku jidai and korean invasion.. those mf's didn't care about ceremony so much. half the time they were using guns and would pull the out the katana to finish off the maimed lying in the dirt. the 1800's samurai were all about the duels, tea ceremony, and flower arranging... this is where everyone's idea of frilly samurai comes from now
@Omega_Orion
@Omega_Orion 2 года назад
Love the choreography, the left handed shake of trust... beautiful
@ijustbevibin0425
@ijustbevibin0425 Год назад
Better than the last marvel movies fr😂😂😂
@shrek7875
@shrek7875 2 года назад
"katana is the best" "no it's the long sword" "mean while the spear🤨"
@bigbywolf5197
@bigbywolf5197 2 года назад
"meanwhile a lightsaber 🥱"
@noko9180
@noko9180 2 года назад
"meanwhile a gun"🥵
@bakedpotato7482
@bakedpotato7482 2 года назад
All medieval weapons and weapons before guns and that are powerful in their own thing, the spear is terrible, it's good for stabbing at a range, but it is vulnerable to being cut in half with a good blow, it can't be used for defense unless it has a metal hilt or you could use the two halves to stab, but after the enemy gets too close, you can't do much with the blade but you can bonk their head with it, longsword and Katana are both very good weapons, longsword is good at cutting and stabbing while the Katana is better in chopping but worse in stabbing. Edit: before anyone comments on this, READ MY OTHER COMMENTS!
@viralkaos930
@viralkaos930 2 года назад
A spear is not a sword 😒
@adamsandora1061
@adamsandora1061 2 года назад
Honestly, yes but also no, halbrid for those strong enough cuz it gives annother angle to hit from
@huntermiller6715
@huntermiller6715 2 месяца назад
"Your steel was found in a bog" got me dead
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