Kate Winslet Thought She Sh*t Herself On-Stage | The Graham Norton Show 

Kate Winslet and Salma Hayek are the most hilarious storytellers. The way they animate themselves while telling it makes it great!😂

This has to be an anxiety dream. No one deserves this.

Kate should get an award for that story. That’s why she so beloved.

Kate, we love you, especially for your humanity.

either she is a naturally gifted story teller, or she was genuinely convincing that she didn't want to tell this story. either way she's an amazing actor.

How can you not love this woman?

No other talk show can compete with this one. It’s like having them in the family sofa. Everything just flows so naturally.

Welp - gunfire is now in my lexicon to describe a poo.

That way she told story was so realistic that it’s not comical like most comedians told their embarrassing stories. It just felt that your best friend was telling you the most embarrassing story.😂

*"Runkle." "Scrunkle."* She's like an author who invents new words. No kidding there as she's a great storytelling. 👏😂

Only on this Show Stars embarassing themselfes and love it. Graham Norton ist the best Chat Show host in the World. No doubt about it.

man Kate is still gorgeous she's bloody hilarious

❤bless her for being brave enough to tell that story lol

I love her. And she is funny🥰

Miss Winslet sorry to say is absolutely fantastic humar and very interlectual also humble and always seems to be exactly like us like very normal so easy to talk to you'd never thinks she's done such banging movies world class actress bigtime

I've always felt in my gut that she is such a classy lady

Not only is she a gorgeous woman she is an amazing actress and a gifted storyteller

This is up there with the story told by Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Greg Davie.

She is hilarious 🤣

God Kate Winslet is soo beautiful cant take my eyes off her

Poor young Kate! ❤️

I could listen to Kate all day, so engaging

This is the most British I have ever heard Kate be, EVER. But I digress great story.

"Ladies and gentlemen!... Gunfire!"

Lmaooo “gunfire” that was great

People with IBS watching her tell this story: 👁️👄👁️

Kate Winslet is what Adele will be like in 12 years

I have been in that position. Now I have more admiration and respect for her.

she deserved a way bigger laugh!! LOL why are they all acting so stiff and uncomfortable?! we're all human 😭

Ladies and gentleman, witness the creation in real time of an all time classic Graham Norton Show story

Legend! 😂

That acting just in this story.......damn she's funny!

Poor Kate.

what a way to start a video lol

We need someone who was actually there at the theater that night in Manchester😂

That was a wild story lol

1:28 - oh😂

Damn! They way she told that story made me think I had to go do a poo too!💀

Gunfire ...!!! Very relatable😂

Ok, i was once on an airport train in south korea from the airport to Seoul.. it was early morning and i was dozing off but suddenly i realised, i was peeing?!! Omg can you imagine the horror? There were a lot of other ppl inside the train! And i was thinking i would get deported and banned from ever entering the country again for vandalizing a public property etc.. i was in full on panic and idk what to do.. i was praying everyone will get off but to my horror more ppl got onto the train as we near Seoul station.. when i got up i subtly try to check my pants and find it dry.. i realized the train seats has a heater, it was the heater which made me think i've had peed in my pants 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Miss Winslet surly the most natural fantastic person in Hollywood not only top 5 in world actress but still looking fantastic that's why OLE was blushing lil bit you could see he thought she was fantastic

I LOVE Kate Winslet!

Kate winslet is a legend. Google best actress of all time and you'll find her tight next to Meryl Streep and Katherine Hepburn.

this. was. epic! ^^ only on graham norton show^^

Gunfire 😂

Kate: I'm sitting here just realizing I have to tell this story. Now. 😐 😂 I adore Kate so much. She's a gem and so down to Earth. I'm empathizing with her on a DEEP level, as someone who has grown up with Lactose Intolerance and IBS. Been on stage, and in competitions performing literally surrounded by hundreds of people. I was doing that from age 2 to 14. It's terrifying. The memories just flooded back.

And now whenever I hear the song from Titanic I hear “my shart will go on.” 😂

Oooh...Bless darling Kate.

Miss Winslet isn't shy I think and wow she can wear the leathers fantasticly must say she is world class serious man wow

We love Kate❤❤❤

The gunfire thing.... Oh we all can relate Kate 😂😂😂

well, this is going in the compilation 😂

I am screaming

God shes absolutly beautiful....

gunfire 😂😂😂😂 EU AMO TANTO ESSA MULHER

It is funny now. But that must have been a terrible experience. 😅

I want to invite Kate Winslet so every social gathering form now on!

The irony that I'm watching this as I'm taking a sh*#>$_t. 😆

GUNFIRE!!! 🤣😂🤣

we can all agree that kate winslet was the most beautiful woman in the world in Titanic

Omg. I cannot stop laughing.

what i like to call 'doing a Lineker'

Gunfire 🤣🤣🤣

Cowabunga! Now thats a story lol 👍

I actually thought she might not poop, so this was an eye opener.

Dang! Gunfire indeed!

Kate is adorable and after her storytelling she is absolutely wonderful. I want her to be my girlfriend!!!

Wow, that is one interesting way to start a video... "Well, I nearly did a poo on stage once..." XD

I hate stories about poop and defecation, but this was entertaining

You see, they're people. We're all just people.

"Runkle" up the sheet and a ninja flip.... ... THIS is why Graham is The Best ... im in the US stuck with the tepid pablum.. the idiotic pedantic misconceptions of what the hell funny is... for F's Christ I LOVE Monty Python... not because it is odd, but because it is uncommonly familiar and it is the familiar that makes it all. Kate sheiting herself on a white sheet is 100% human!

3:09 Gunfire

Oh, poor woman.. and she was so young. 😄

What’s the play called? Edit: What the butler saw by Joe Orton It helps to turn on the CC

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There r quite a few scatologists thumb upping this video...I don't blame them either, it was Kate Winslet when young in their imagination!

How could you not know if you have to poop and if you did poop???

Miss Winslet is so good bes female actress still Def top 5 in world Iv always said she's natural beauty but those leathers she wearing are absolutely banging Olly murs looks like he taken back by how dangerous Winslet looks those leathers got him!!

oh my god 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Poor Winslet

Haha!!👀😆

Pucha qué roche con lo que la pasó 😳😳😳😳

The Germans in the theatre audience were probably disappointed...

Omg! 😂

তখন আমি একেবারেই গ্রামের মেয়ে।গ্রামকেই মনে হত স্থায়ী বসবাসের উত্তম স্থান। তো যা বলছিলাম। প্রতিবেশী এক আপা ছিলেন দারুন সুন্দরী।সেইসাথে গুনীও। তিনি খুব ভাল পিঠা বানাতে পারতেন। তো সেই পিঠা একটি রেকাবীতে করে আমার হাত দিয়ে পাশের বাড়ির চাচী আম্মার কাছে পাঠাতেন। আমাকে বলতেন,তুই থেকে চাচী আম্মাকে খাওয়াবি আর চাচী আম্মা কি বললেন জেনে এসে বলবি। ---তো জো হুকুম আপাজান,বুবুমনি। চাচী আমাকে দেখেই খুব আদর করে ঘরে ডেকে নিলেন,কিরে তোর মা পাঠাল নাকি? আমি বলি না চাচী,---তমুক আপা পাঠিয়েছেন।(নাম না ই বলি।)বললেন আপনি এই পিঠা খুব পছন্দ করেন। চাচী বলেন ওমা তাই নাকি। দে তো একটা চাখা দেখি। মানে একটি খেয়ে দেখি। ---চাচী খায় আর বলে বাহ!খুব সুন্দর।যেমন মেয়ের রূপ।তেমন মেয়ের গুন। আমিও ফিরে স্ববিস্তারে সব বলি আপাকে। আপার মুখ ভর্তি আজ গোলাপী হাসি অনেকদিন পর জেনেছিলাম ওই চাচীর মেঝ ছেলেকে আপা পছন্দ করতেন।মজার ব্যপার হল চাচীর ছেলেকে সে কথা বলার সুযোগ হয়নি তখনো। সে সময় হয়ত এমনি ছিল। মাকে পটানো ছেলেকে পটানোর চেয়ে সহজ ছিল। আসলে পটান কথাটি ঠিক এই মায়ার সাথে যায়না।তবুও মজা করলাম আর কি... আরেকটি মজার ঘটনা আরেকদিন বলব। এক নব দম্পতি তাদের বাসর ঘর ছেড়ে মায়ের সাথে ঘুমিয়েছিল। এদের বিয়ের এখন ৪৫ বছর চলছে। আর যে আপার কথা বললাম তিনি ও বিয়ের ৪৫ পার করে ইতিমধ্যে এই পৃথিবী ছেড়ে চলে গেছেন ওপারে।রেখে গেছেন মুল্যবান স্মৃতি সকল মানুষের হৃদয়ে। ---তো যা বুঝাতে চাচ্ছিলাম তা হল, যে মেয়ে বা যে ছেলে তার স্ত্রী বা স্বামীকে সত্যিকারের ভালবাসে,সে তার স্ত্রী বা স্বামীর মা কে অবশ্যই ভালবাসবে। আর যদি এর উল্টোটি হয় তবে সে প্রেম খাটি নয়। আর বিবাহিত সেই সম্পর্কটিও সুগঠিত নয়। ফাটল অবশ্যম্ভাবী।😞

Switched off as soon as I realised Loony left woke Lenny Henry was on the couch

Guns ablaze

Oh hell

Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀

Ha hahaha

I get it the 90s is a long time ago. But they let 18 year olds walk around naked on stage back then? That sounds like abuse waiting to happen. Or am I just prude now?

1:53 The moment you realize you've totally shot yourself.

💘✌️😽

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

tmi

What the ***k had happened to Katie's face????

Nadia is so annoying don't interrupt Kate Winslet

it's great how they green screened the muslim in; none of the other guests were ever in any real danger

How do you not know if you’ve pooed yourself or not? Wouldn’t it be wet or smell? I think she did poop but said she didn’t so it won’t look as bad 🤣🤣🤣

You did not have to descend to this level of crudity. It is not clever and is not particularly funny. Shame really that scatalogical humour has come out of the kindergarden.