Everytime I get a notification of someone who's comment consists of trying to make any kind of sense from a comedian on stage, my literal reaction is "oh God, just STFU and learn how to laugh." it's really not that hard people
That ain't no joke 😂💯 I had a bigger homie get a leg cramp one time and we was deep and had like 8 homies round but ain't no one was trying go in the water we was scared we was finna drown with him 😂😭💀
Lol I white water raft regularly and the rules he’s telling about being active in your own rescue and getting to the lifeline are 100% accurate. I’m dying lol.
I went rafting with Lance yesterday. He said the funniest part about it is that Kevin lost his ring on the trip, and Kevin said,"ah don't worry about it, it didn't mean nothing," and then his wife slapped him right across the face. XD
@@maryem8263 Yeah you right. Outside of the two prisons ain't much to write home about. Now Wasilla was beautiful but the way to Houston was amazing! Nothing like what I get here in Juneau though :-p
I almost drowned white water rafting and I was on the swim and water polo team all through high school. The rapids were just INSANE and it started raining extremely hard. It was terrifying
me too! the rapid dragged me down, could not stay afloat despite wearing the lifejacket. was horrible experience! was lucky as i was about to give up the rapid area finished and could catch my breathe.
K. B. ....I did a class 2 in Tennessee and I will never do white water rafting of any kind ever again. We were all mad at each other in the raft because of the amount of work involved and some couldn’t do it.
can u imagine his kids at night hearing bedtime stories? They couldn't go to sleep for laughing probably. He is so so so funny, I just enjoy him to the fullest.
lance was our raft guide today at the ocoee! i didnt believe him when he told us this, and of course, googled it... "holy jesus save me!!!" hahah. love it!!
I’m a Muslim and not the half assed kind I’m the kind that looks at every package to see if the food has pork😭😭😭 and I wasn’t offended. Kevin Hart is a legend.
I went white water rafting about a month ago.. it was the coolest yet most terrifying thing I ever did..wanna find out who your true friends are?? Go white water rafting together!!
I went white water rafting years ago with my mother and she fell in! Kevin is not joking those rapids are crazy! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe when he said “before we go do this....” because I didn’t want to go my mother forced me to go and I had the exact same feeling- ‘I don’t want to do this!!’ Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad this video is here, because for whatever reason, Netflix cut this from their version. I saw this when it originally dropped, so I was shocked that it was missing!
I've rafting the river he is talking about for a long time, and he is telling the truth about pretty much the whole experience. However, he's a braver soul than I am - I ain't bailing on the Hell Hole, I'm staying in the boat no matter what!
Kevin Hart is one of my favorite men on earth! I feel like you could literally become friends with him if you had a chance to shoot the shit with him for a while. Nobody makes me laugh like he does. 🤣😂
Of comedians alive today, Kevin and Chris Rock are the only 2 I will stop whatever I am doing and watch them on RU-vid or wherever else I can see them. So good, always.
but you don't pray to jesus , we only pray to Allah if you do pray to jesus it's forbiden to pray to anyone but Allah , why are you offended it's good joke tbh xD
@@hansaerol3359 😆🤣!!! LOL! " Calm down, JESUS! " Lol I had to see who commented on this, expecting someone being snarky. I'm so glad I did, you just made my day!
you know how good u need to be, to hold an audience's attention for 10 fucking minutes with a single story. and every fucking funny line made the audience crack up. This guys great!
She slapped him because a wedding ring is a symbol of love and commitment. When he said it was”nothing” she slapped him reflexively. So...did you guys call the police on your moms when they slapped you for being stupid🤣🤣???
I grew up in Idaho. My grandma was adopted and didnt meet her family until she was about 70. Her new found relatives live in canada. So now you're up to date on things, last summer the Canadians came down to idaho and stayed with us at my grandparents' cabin. While they were here we went on a white water trip down a segment of the Peyette river known as the Cabarton. The canadians were literally scared to tears and I was riding the bull jumping into the water having the time if my life. This story reminded me of em.
Lol my mother is Mormon and I’m Wiccan and she did the same shit lol ! She had surgery and she was with me while recovering and she’s screaming in pain. She’s very dramatic and can’t take pain at all. While she’s yelling in pain this woman looked at me and said “ I’ll do anything who’s ur goddess how do I pray to her I’ll try anything.” Never once mentioned Jesus lol she went straight from Mormon to Wicca in less the 5 minutes lol! I just looked at her and said “ we don’t pray to goddesses! Have u lost ur dang mind woman?! “ lol it was hysterical
I went white water rafting about two weeks ago on the Snake River with my dad, older sister, brother-in-law, and two nephews. It was a Class 3 rapid, so right about in the middle, not too scenic, not too rough. There was, however, a section nicknamed Lunch Counter, as it was where people who weren't ready (according to the instructor) would get "served." I also was one of the few people to ever lose my paddle blade while rowing, which necessitated the instructor retrieving it from the water.
