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A pizza delivery order snowballs into a drama of destiny, romance and lots of cheesy crust.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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@ComedyCentral
@ComedyCentral 5 лет назад
Subscribe to the new Key & Peele RU-vid channel for all the classics as well as new-to-RU-vid sketches: ru-vid.com/show-UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ
@Kimikikat
@Kimikikat 5 лет назад
Comedy Central oh yeah I’m gonna subscribe to the new channel...seckshelly
@michellejackson1096
@michellejackson1096 5 лет назад
I can't stand them 2 😁😁😂😂😂😂
@vivacehome1
@vivacehome1 5 лет назад
Who even order Pineapple on Pizza?
@SlapshotStudios
@SlapshotStudios 4 года назад
Ewwwww Pineapple pizza
@milascave2
@milascave2 4 года назад
@@vivacehome1 me.
@suryapanditi3161
@suryapanditi3161 7 лет назад
He could've said Claire is married and it would've been over
@lavendar-skies
@lavendar-skies 7 лет назад
or got more complicated like fight over her
@andikahetris5219
@andikahetris5219 7 лет назад
Well if you're lying there's not enough time to think the right thing to say
@jonathonhopkins5025
@jonathonhopkins5025 7 лет назад
Just becasue soccer has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
@trojan777
@trojan777 7 лет назад
Deep^
@wvance0316
@wvance0316 7 лет назад
except for goalies don't beat your ass after scoring.
@THEDonnyB
@THEDonnyB 5 лет назад
As a Pizza Hut employee I can confidently say this happens a lot.
@BoomerG21
@BoomerG21 5 лет назад
Donald Belland you confess your love for Clare often?
@THEDonnyB
@THEDonnyB 5 лет назад
@@BoomerG21 yup. She still hasn't reciprocated.
@ChitenBugMan
@ChitenBugMan 5 лет назад
As a Domino's employee I must say, WHY THE HELL DO YOU GUYS GET STUFFED CRUST?! YOU GUYS EVER THINK MAYBE I WANT SOME STUFFED CRUST Meatzzas?! The number of creepy guys we deal with who "love us and want to see us" is astoundingly gross
@inouskehashibira1045
@inouskehashibira1045 5 лет назад
I don't believe you but on second thought it's possible. 🤔😂🤣
@mrnonsense1031
@mrnonsense1031 5 лет назад
As a former Dominos employee, I got to say, this sort of thing happens all the time.
@baxterbotox7661
@baxterbotox7661 3 года назад
What I love about Key and Peele is how quickly the most ordinary of situations derail into absolute madness
@ayandasikithi
@ayandasikithi 2 года назад
Regular show in real life
@markkittel44
@markkittel44 2 года назад
Just like Peele's horror movies....
@werewolf2969
@werewolf2969 2 года назад
Litterally
@____Zer0____
@____Zer0____ 2 года назад
anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?
@fighthard4363
@fighthard4363 Год назад
True
@chupacabra9357
@chupacabra9357 3 года назад
Who is more insane? -The guy who falls in love with a woman who he only heard the name of from a random customer. -Or the guy who pretends his action figures are real people, and decides to go along with it when a pizza guy falls in love with one of them.
@diamondstarjames5576
@diamondstarjames5576 3 года назад
Good question 🤔🤔
@daisymaturo2644
@daisymaturo2644 3 года назад
yes.
@kismkasm3178
@kismkasm3178 3 года назад
Why is insanity even the question. Lol.
@cgg2621
@cgg2621 3 года назад
The pizza guy, Wendell is only saying they are real people to avoid the embarrassment of ordering 3 large pizzas for himself, he is under no illusions they are real.
@daisymaturo2644
@daisymaturo2644 3 года назад
@@cgg2621 True, the pizza guy kinda just fell in love with someone in a pizza party without meeting her
@angelmelgar4066
@angelmelgar4066 7 лет назад
when he did that speech I thought the chubby guy was gonna start a double life as Claire and marry the pizza guy
@girlgames4royal
@girlgames4royal 7 лет назад
meowN'Mango tű•late omg same
@levshogren8594
@levshogren8594 7 лет назад
same
@FafaMeow
@FafaMeow 7 лет назад
Miss Fafa​ Hey I don't remember I wrote this thing ! I don't speak like that !!! That's not me !
@alexgammino
@alexgammino 7 лет назад
meowN'Mango tű•late yo I never thought of that but that would actually be funny as hell
@edinacutahija2421
@edinacutahija2421 7 лет назад
Ya!
@kairene5747
@kairene5747 7 лет назад
Damn that guy just wanted pizzas
@K1LLERSQU1D
@K1LLERSQU1D 7 лет назад
Foxy Mama Haha on some real shit tho
@LiferProductions
@LiferProductions 6 лет назад
Anddddddd Cheesy Crust
@JeffStar2000
@JeffStar2000 6 лет назад
I’m your thousandth like
@jord19100
@jord19100 6 лет назад
he could've just ordered them normally, what an idiot
@poloboyl89
@poloboyl89 5 лет назад
I think he got EXACTLYwhat he was looking for.
@matthewwalkemar8726
@matthewwalkemar8726 3 года назад
I love how the co-workers just keep casually working as he screams in anguish.
@Godfather9814
@Godfather9814 3 года назад
Co-workers don’t care 😂
@Treeeee2008
@Treeeee2008 3 года назад
@@Godfather9814 "looks like he lost his shit again"
@Victor-tl4dk
@Victor-tl4dk 2 года назад
they're used to it.
@Victor-tl4dk
@Victor-tl4dk 2 года назад
@@Godfather9814 Don't get paid enough. This was pre-pandemic.
@____Zer0____
@____Zer0____ 2 года назад
anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?
@vladtheimpaler9577
@vladtheimpaler9577 3 года назад
He asks "Is she cute?" then right afterwards says "Its all superficial, I like Claire for what's inside."
@go_gorilla_go
@go_gorilla_go 3 года назад
Maybe he meant does she act cute
@robertwoodcock-valentine9215
@robertwoodcock-valentine9215 3 года назад
You can still wonder lol
@maxmara9864
@maxmara9864 2 года назад
Look at that contrast lol
@Blastabolt
@Blastabolt 2 года назад
Cuteness can be an inside thing too
@____Zer0____
@____Zer0____ 2 года назад
anyone know who's Claire, Summer, Liv and Bubba?
@rexyrex1599
@rexyrex1599 7 лет назад
If he just said that Clair was a lesbian he could have finished his order
@janelleiplier8027
@janelleiplier8027 7 лет назад
Rexy Rex But he said he hit that.. And some other guys 😂
@aronma2765
@aronma2765 7 лет назад
Rexy Rex, you clearly smarter than him XD even I wouldn't have thought of that....
@janelleiplier8027
@janelleiplier8027 7 лет назад
Josh Vonderfecht You never know 😂
@dragonninja62
@dragonninja62 7 лет назад
or mute, or too young, or his mom, or they were dating, or
@lyricqueen6070
@lyricqueen6070 7 лет назад
it would of never of been funny theb
@lilshagster5199
@lilshagster5199 4 года назад
"I like Claire for what's on the inside." "You don't even know Claire."
@nipplecollector7818
@nipplecollector7818 4 года назад
1000th like gamer moment
@chronicillz1879
@chronicillz1879 4 года назад
its a joke because of the cheesy crust get it
@Zystreal
@Zystreal 4 года назад
He yeeted Claire.
@chronicillz1879
@chronicillz1879 4 года назад
@@Zystreal wtf is this , did you just rip off my avatar?!?
@Zystreal
@Zystreal 4 года назад
@@chronicillz1879no I had this avatar pic for 3 years now.
@timothye.2902
@timothye.2902 3 года назад
I never noticed this, but he basically orders the same pizza 3 times: large pie, pineapple, cheesy crust, and then 3 different types of pork: pepperoni first, then bacon, then ham.
@XSacredX27
@XSacredX27 2 года назад
The real crime here is that he ordered Pineapple three times. In a row.
@guywhocantgrowabeard
@guywhocantgrowabeard 2 года назад
Once you find what you like you gotta stick to it 😂
@thelastjerkbender2505
@thelastjerkbender2505 Год назад
Ikr. Bro could have just ordered a Hawaiian Pizza.
@The_Greech
@The_Greech 2 месяца назад
This was the comment I was looking for 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@orlandoshaw9503
@orlandoshaw9503 17 часов назад
​@XSacredX27 pork and pineapple actually works. The salty balances out the sweet.
@roachtheflorist9492
@roachtheflorist9492 2 года назад
"Welcome to Mario's Pizza, this is Carlos speaking." as a Mexican American, that is the most hilariously accurate thing I have heard today 😂
@RomanesEuntDomus.
@RomanesEuntDomus. 6 месяцев назад
Go back to your country
@nicoleengelhuber3424
@nicoleengelhuber3424 7 лет назад
Moral of the story: order online.
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames 6 лет назад
And miss all the fun?!
@flormorena8627
@flormorena8627 6 лет назад
Nicole Engelhuber hilarious!
@bestoftheworst0798
@bestoftheworst0798 6 лет назад
TRUE!!!
@kamacazi8
@kamacazi8 6 лет назад
Actually it would be to follow your heart.
@dsnutsfitness9916
@dsnutsfitness9916 6 лет назад
😐😐😐😐
@yizhuoluv2186
@yizhuoluv2186 4 года назад
This dude fell in love with Claire just by hearing her name, Claire teach me your ways.
@eggyrepublic
@eggyrepublic 3 года назад
1) Change your name to Claire
@ReeN1995
@ReeN1995 3 года назад
@Jerry L You kids need to stop with this simp shit. It makes you look very insecure about your manhood.
@mr.froschi6526
@mr.froschi6526 3 года назад
@@ReeN1995 your saying you kids so I assume you are an adult or think of yourself as one. Why do you have the need to say something like that to a kid can't you just hold it back an let people on the internet be people on the internet. I mean you won't change anything by saying that to one person so why bother just leave him/her alone.
@mrbrian826
@mrbrian826 3 года назад
You just have to not exist
@justinvarela1885
@justinvarela1885 3 года назад
@@mr.froschi6526 How do you know that? Gotta have hope right. ha ha.
@awesomeperson7782
@awesomeperson7782 3 года назад
Getting a Pizza Hut ad before this was the best thing that could have happened
@giri
@giri 2 года назад
💀
@D-Man_Jam
@D-Man_Jam 2 года назад
just say "she's underaged" and you're covered 2:05 I take it back
@reen6904
@reen6904 3 месяца назад
💀
@personalfunfest
@personalfunfest 4 года назад
acting is so good.. I forgot he wasn't even Hispanic
@EAZYEfrain
@EAZYEfrain 3 года назад
Isn’t *
@rikosaikawa9024
@rikosaikawa9024 3 года назад
He could be Spanish
@isaachernandez2884
@isaachernandez2884 3 года назад
it's bc he's black
@OscarHernandez18600
@OscarHernandez18600 3 года назад
@@isaachernandez2884I think they know he's black, man.
@mepatrick9976
@mepatrick9976 3 года назад
Y h7 hu
@samlynx2016
@samlynx2016 3 года назад
"I hit that...sexually." The disturbing thing is, I actually believe him.
@eugenesimpson8553
@eugenesimpson8553 3 года назад
Hi you’re cute
@bombycreeps
@bombycreeps 3 года назад
@@eugenesimpson8553 you're a S I M P, son.
@bombycreeps
@bombycreeps 3 года назад
@@Loveagresatstory reasonable, but debatable.
@eugenesimpson8553
@eugenesimpson8553 3 года назад
you guys are just haters and jealous because she saw me first
@samlynx2016
@samlynx2016 3 года назад
Y'all are creeps! Back off! Wtf 11?? I'm in my 20's!
@kcb342
@kcb342 3 года назад
This literally how some guys be fallin in love 😂😂
@De1taP
@De1taP Год назад
Truly ahead of their time, comedic geniuses. They even knew when to throw in the towel before the skits got stale. Biggest of respect
@Stardustchords
@Stardustchords 4 года назад
I would like to inform everyone I am not dead
@angelherrera5240
@angelherrera5240 4 года назад
Claire Brianne WE NEED TO KNOW CLAIRE
@eliasmaldonado5426
@eliasmaldonado5426 4 года назад
Claire Brianne That's great, Claire. Sooo wats up wit'chu n my boy Carlos? Y'all finna link up or nah? Cuz he really in 2 u n is an awesome guy.
@A_Man_In_His_Van
@A_Man_In_His_Van 4 года назад
Are you really a 4? And did he really hit that? Sexually?
@SAL83468
@SAL83468 4 года назад
Claire Brianne God what a relief!
@terrykarekarem9180
@terrykarekarem9180 4 года назад
Please marry me.. i dont know why but i love you so much
@kelly2fly
@kelly2fly 4 года назад
Dude was so committed to his story that he gave up on his pizza order. 😂😂
@Terminalll
@Terminalll 4 года назад
Colin Rude lmao
@anikinrodriguez1221
@anikinrodriguez1221 4 года назад
Colin Rude teach me your ways
@mcdonaldtrump228
@mcdonaldtrump228 4 года назад
Agreed
@colonelstarsandstripes5379
@colonelstarsandstripes5379 4 года назад
... . . -
@yizhuoluv2186
@yizhuoluv2186 4 года назад
Colin Rude omg your so funny
@hacflodaweeb
@hacflodaweeb 3 года назад
I'm just rewatching Key and Peele skits rn.
@joshkidd2075
@joshkidd2075 2 года назад
I'm cracking up when Jordan looks around at all his action figures for confirmation of the pizza order. 😂🤣🤣
@irvingramirez2335
@irvingramirez2335 7 лет назад
"i hit that, sexually"
@ivygirl9119
@ivygirl9119 7 лет назад
Irving Ramirez How else would you? With a pan🍳!? 😃😁
@irvingramirez2335
@irvingramirez2335 7 лет назад
Ivy Girl naw with a toaster dx
@irvingramirez2335
@irvingramirez2335 7 лет назад
Ivy Girl cute cat btw
@ivygirl9119
@ivygirl9119 7 лет назад
Irving Ramirez thanks
@irvingramirez2335
@irvingramirez2335 7 лет назад
Ivy Girl i domt like cats but that says a lot lol
@hellsongfurry123
@hellsongfurry123 9 лет назад
I dont know whats weirder: the guy pretending to have friends asking for pizza or the guy who out of the blue asks to hook up with said strangers.
@TripleX205
@TripleX205 9 лет назад
HSF Vexis But...it's destiny !
@hellsongfurry123
@hellsongfurry123 9 лет назад
TripleX205 Well if gucci hagrid says so, who am I to disagree
@kibskibs498
@kibskibs498 8 лет назад
HSF Vexis lololololololol
@anthonywilliams6387
@anthonywilliams6387 8 лет назад
Or that he has toys
@DreamfactoryZero
@DreamfactoryZero 8 лет назад
***** If You're older than 12 and still have or play with toys it's time to go grow the fuck up.
@sadistcobra
@sadistcobra 2 года назад
I like how Wendell refers to the action figures by the names of their respective actors (Gollum -> Andy, River -> Summer, Arwen -> Liv)
@sonyjoseph7731
@sonyjoseph7731 10 месяцев назад
Been looking for this comment, greetings from a fellow Lord of the Rings and Firefly fan.
@vasp99
@vasp99 2 года назад
These guys are geniuses . Amazingly smart , empathetic and FUNNY .
@thehonestman2288
@thehonestman2288 4 года назад
“I hit that. Sexually.” 😂😂😂
@cainanfletcher7452
@cainanfletcher7452 4 года назад
As did my boy Hugo hell even Bubba got some of that😂😂
@SPM0717
@SPM0717 4 года назад
@@cainanfletcher7452 *Boba.
@Mr.Jtea3
@Mr.Jtea3 4 года назад
Einl Einl yeah we heard him the first time thanks Liberal. Fucking scumbag
@landa7132
@landa7132 4 года назад
Get in line
@b00bybob82
@b00bybob82 4 года назад
Fan of TheBrand333 “I hit that. Sexually” 😂😂😂
@TexBeat_
@TexBeat_ 3 года назад
I feel like he could have avoided all that if he said Claire was married
@lilithdea144
@lilithdea144 3 года назад
Ikr 😂
@LukeTheGhostKiller
@LukeTheGhostKiller 3 года назад
Or lesbian lol
@michellejackson1096
@michellejackson1096 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@edwardharo6421
@edwardharo6421 3 года назад
Or 6
@jasonreacher7047
@jasonreacher7047 3 года назад
@@LukeTheGhostKiller she cant be lesbian after he said he hit that and some guys hit that too
@joelyt1682
@joelyt1682 3 года назад
This has a better story and emotions than most movies these days.
@empressofawesome7099
@empressofawesome7099 3 года назад
Still a better love story than Twilight!
@el34glo59
@el34glo59 Год назад
Stop
@JYang0602
@JYang0602 3 года назад
This skit stays in my head rent-free
@skoden1313
@skoden1313 Год назад
Body 10, face 10
@Jess-zm5xt
@Jess-zm5xt 7 лет назад
I love how he can convincingly act as another race. It's pretty amazing
@leslye.26
@leslye.26 7 лет назад
omg ikr haha
@weegee9k656
@weegee9k656 7 лет назад
that's what's called good acting and make up
@parisnicole2949
@parisnicole2949 7 лет назад
derp mcgerp: My goodness...are you really one of those weak, pathetic, easily offended losers who cry themselves to sleep over anything? It's a joke. A comedy sketch. I have a serious feeling you're white and act more offended at things like this in a far more exaggerated manner than the people who "should" be offended. Just plain pathetic. There are people watching their family, including their own kids, die in drone strikes and war and you're here panicking over "culture appropriation." Is it not embarrassing to be so weak and to have that be your priority even though far worse things are happening that could be offending you?
@Sin0file
@Sin0file 7 лет назад
Thts why i didn't like keanu tht much. They have so much more potential then the characters in that movie. I really hope they do more.
@theNikkiDash
@theNikkiDash 7 лет назад
*Slug* you are 110% correct!! I have loved these dudes and continue to love them and while Keanu was an ok comedy....I feel they can do so much more!! And people..please don't succumb to being politically correct pussies.
@andromedaiscoming185
@andromedaiscoming185 9 лет назад
you don't need to speak to claire...
@FizzyFloat
@FizzyFloat 9 лет назад
OH MY GOD CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT!
@gamersfun98
@gamersfun98 9 лет назад
ToyloverToyworld15™ Claire?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@FizzyFloat
@FizzyFloat 9 лет назад
(Hangs up) ...Well, Chinese it is..,
@andromedaiscoming185
@andromedaiscoming185 9 лет назад
let me gauge the room LMAO. Peele is the funniest one out of both of them, still love Key though.
@MallModeNet
@MallModeNet 9 лет назад
sarin royce yes we do
@elijahmcdonald2827
@elijahmcdonald2827 10 месяцев назад
That man killed her off without hesitating 😂😂😂😂😂
@brandontuttle5571
@brandontuttle5571 3 года назад
"That is a resounding yes for Cheesy crust on the third"
@melted_pistons
@melted_pistons 7 лет назад
This went from a pizza order to a love story
@theobviousanonymous2177
@theobviousanonymous2177 7 лет назад
Cringe Master a tragic love story
@SuperAnimefan123
@SuperAnimefan123 7 лет назад
Cringe Master otherwise it could have turned into a porn scene
@jessicacassije9162
@jessicacassije9162 6 лет назад
Drake's pic though 😭😭😭
@WebHead1996-1
@WebHead1996-1 6 лет назад
Better than twilight
@cassiefausett5936
@cassiefausett5936 6 лет назад
Don't they all end that way? Lol
@stealthyshadow567
@stealthyshadow567 7 лет назад
Clair is an action figure getting pizza guys over the phone and I cant get a text back
@sallywinston5305
@sallywinston5305 6 лет назад
stealthyshadow 56 Action figures get all the guys. 😏
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames 6 лет назад
Sometimes you just can't get text back becaues it's not your destiny. You will find special someone if you'll really search, you know.
@videoclipish
@videoclipish 6 лет назад
shit happens mate
@GMbowtie350
@GMbowtie350 6 лет назад
Imperative Games That's not right at all. Maybe if you wanna look desperate. You don't 'really search. That's when you start talking about marriage and kids on the 2nd date and scaring them off. Whoever you're meant to be with will come to you when you're not looking. Just be open and available and when you least expect it you'll find someone. You don't go search for someone to find someone special. That's when you come off as desperate and creepy.
@MCoopp
@MCoopp 6 лет назад
you're probably ugly as shit
@stephaniecarrow4898
@stephaniecarrow4898 Год назад
Amazing how they can evoke a gamut of emotions in just a few minutes: from sad (lonely guy emotionally eating), to funny, to sweet and endearing, back to funny and a little sad again. Just brilliant.
@beckydoesit9331
@beckydoesit9331 8 месяцев назад
As he screams "NOOOOO!" everyone at Mario's keeps working as if they're used to this happening to Carlos all the time.
@MrSledge88
@MrSledge88 7 лет назад
When he threw the glass bottle on the ground I died😂😂😂
@mikeerickson4750
@mikeerickson4750 7 лет назад
My condolences.
@aaronward2131
@aaronward2131 7 лет назад
Me too
@bolo2123
@bolo2123 7 лет назад
Lol why tf did that happen as I read that
@toylife409
@toylife409 7 лет назад
haaa
@raico1213
@raico1213 7 лет назад
Were you also shot next to clair?
@jonathanewen7585
@jonathanewen7585 7 лет назад
the scream at the end was awesome
@nbnjtv
@nbnjtv 7 лет назад
i fuckin laughed so hard when that shit happened. it didnt sound fake either and that was the best part 😂😂😂
@shmiler2261
@shmiler2261 7 лет назад
bruh, they were zonin when they did this
@themewmewsquad7926
@themewmewsquad7926 6 лет назад
Jean Evven Yea I DIEDD 😂😂😂
@jasonevans9o293
@jasonevans9o293 6 лет назад
Big Shuggz tutI
@alexatakhanov460
@alexatakhanov460 6 лет назад
Jean Evven i know right ! the best dramatic scream ever heard
@gasjebasje99
@gasjebasje99 2 года назад
I love how he uses the names of the actors that played his action figures
@Spamandrice
@Spamandrice 11 месяцев назад
As a morbidly obese person who lived near a Pizza Hut during college, I can validate this video. My “friends” were named Gary and Charles. We would order a meat lovers pizza, Quepapas, a Calzone, and a Diet Coke.
@chosokamosgf
@chosokamosgf 7 месяцев назад
that’s so as dude i hope you’ve made real friends 😭
@isaiah3127
@isaiah3127 7 месяцев назад
Ya i had a few party of one's with our dorms literally 200 yards away from a dominos
@kingcrimson4133
@kingcrimson4133 3 месяца назад
R.I.P quepapas
@Stoirelius
@Stoirelius 27 дней назад
Ok, but let me ask you this: why?
@JMM599
@JMM599 3 года назад
“Hey Claire, guy from the pizza place wants to date you...too poor? Alright, I’ll let him down easy” 😂😂
@blackopsiii7273
@blackopsiii7273 2 года назад
@@justicenah8183 some comments dont need replies but just likes
@KidFuryplaysOfficial
@KidFuryplaysOfficial 2 года назад
@@blackopsiii7273 some likes dont need comments but replies
@danellboy5757
@danellboy5757 2 года назад
I bet that just made him want Claire more 😂😂
@lamphranglyngdoh3503
@lamphranglyngdoh3503 2 года назад
i love you JM
@____Zer0____
@____Zer0____ 2 года назад
anyone know who's Claire, Summer
@lissaanna7991
@lissaanna7991 7 лет назад
goddddddddd they even put flakes all over his shoulders and crumbs on his shirt ewwww their attention to details is amazing haha
@lavendar-skies
@lavendar-skies 7 лет назад
wow i didnt even notice that your right
@1karanhasija
@1karanhasija 7 лет назад
isn't that the name of a porn star? are you her *.*
@kikialpaca9794
@kikialpaca9794 7 лет назад
o gosh it is
@lissaanna7991
@lissaanna7991 7 лет назад
yes karan, I am a porn star. I only do scenes with fat, crumby dudes with dandruff, which is what attracted me to this video. check em out.
@1karanhasija
@1karanhasija 7 лет назад
lissa anna lol, google lisa ann , better search her on phub.
@candideggplant1575
@candideggplant1575 2 года назад
I am hispanic, but I think keys ability to look hispanic is insane. He looks like some dude named Gabriel Pineta Sanchez Portillo. Seriously. He would blend into LA like you have no idea.
@jaredramirez1593
@jaredramirez1593 2 года назад
That's slightly racist but ya
@hugon6717
@hugon6717 Год назад
@@jaredramirez1593 it's not. You need to look up the definition.
@Joey7Z7Horror
@Joey7Z7Horror Год назад
Sketches where they’re both the weird ones are always a treat
@BassTrombone95
@BassTrombone95 4 года назад
They should do a sequel to this where he calls the Chinese place and this same exact thing happens again
@IHeArTrOcK20
@IHeArTrOcK20 4 года назад
BassTrombone95 that is such a good idea!!!!!
@themadgamer4571
@themadgamer4571 4 года назад
And it's Carlos's second job.
@exerciserelax8719
@exerciserelax8719 4 года назад
I remember a sequel to this one, but I can't find it now.
@arjunbatra2072
@arjunbatra2072 4 года назад
This time gay
@ExDee
@ExDee 4 года назад
@@exerciserelax8719 it probably hasnt been uploaded to youtube yet.
@cullenhollowayiv1816
@cullenhollowayiv1816 8 лет назад
Hell even bubba got summa that
@lilwigga4507
@lilwigga4507 8 лет назад
😂😂😂
@damionshort823
@damionshort823 7 лет назад
lol
@lordjuicy4240
@lordjuicy4240 7 лет назад
my name is Cullen too
@cullenhollowayiv1816
@cullenhollowayiv1816 7 лет назад
+Cullen Jacobs dats coo
@teamnitrogen210
@teamnitrogen210 7 лет назад
coo
@Incepter.
@Incepter. Год назад
The Pizza Guy was so committed on asking out Claire that he gave up on the pizza order when he literally just met her minutes ago by just hearing her name yet she is just an action figure.
@tychopanda
@tychopanda Год назад
We know. We've all seen the video.
@Incepter.
@Incepter. Год назад
@@tychopanda Same
@woopslynx
@woopslynx 3 года назад
This man really opened up to a plastic doll figure.
@sohyangworld1544
@sohyangworld1544 4 года назад
Why is this actually kinda sad? The fact that he pretends to have friends just so he dosnt look weird buying 3 large pizzas 😭
@yes.ilikethis...7288
@yes.ilikethis...7288 4 года назад
Don't forget the chicken poppers! I'm sure another "party guest" would have wanted something else if Claire wasn't shot- lmao
@FragmentJack
@FragmentJack 4 года назад
It’s sad, because he’s probably referring to himself in the “before she blimped up” part.
@marisacastaneda3854
@marisacastaneda3854 4 года назад
Yeah I felt kinda bad the whole time ☹️☹️ poor guy
@cassiussaldana235
@cassiussaldana235 4 года назад
Because he fat af
@dominicviner6619
@dominicviner6619 4 года назад
With cheese crust...
@rebekahthomson6552
@rebekahthomson6552 8 лет назад
This had more drama, romance and thrills than most movies these days lol.
@femdiablo2440
@femdiablo2440 8 лет назад
Rip claire
@davidpark8972
@davidpark8972 8 лет назад
+Rebekah T IKR
@goldahornblatt
@goldahornblatt 8 лет назад
+Rebekah T and humor maybe..? because this is a comedy sketch?....maybe, no?
@rebekahthomson6552
@rebekahthomson6552 8 лет назад
狩り海賊 Nope. None.
@Onlyme2015
@Onlyme2015 8 лет назад
+Rebekah T Do you love me?
@im_25
@im_25 Год назад
CLAIRE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jean_Pierre_Wehry
@Jean_Pierre_Wehry Год назад
2:30 I love this part so much "I hit that... sexually" 🤣🤣
@Connor929
@Connor929 11 месяцев назад
“segschualay”
@mouavang4697
@mouavang4697 3 года назад
I love how his co workers are just so casual in the background during Claire’s death like, “Damn it, Carlos not this shit again.”
@hammyfan6060
@hammyfan6060 2 года назад
Lol!!
@rickgauer4559
@rickgauer4559 2 года назад
Something tells me that this is not the first time that this has happened to Carlos.
@earlpKa
@earlpKa Год назад
Even though it's blurred out you can tell their laughing.
@Katdancing
@Katdancing 10 месяцев назад
Carlos be wilding
@reecemartin2036
@reecemartin2036 7 месяцев назад
Your mind is genius 😅😅😅
@violentdelights56james82
@violentdelights56james82 7 лет назад
A relationship with so much emotion that lasted for less than 2 minutes and is still better than Twilight. Wow bravo!!!
@whatevernevermind9543
@whatevernevermind9543 7 лет назад
ViolentDelights56 James that joke is so fucking old
@zoekatsirma4435
@zoekatsirma4435 7 лет назад
2008 old...
@Truepsycho
@Truepsycho 6 лет назад
Everything is better than Twillight, so it's really no contest.
@soleilplays5252
@soleilplays5252 6 лет назад
Truepsycho True... But this is better!
@thechesirecatsmom
@thechesirecatsmom 6 лет назад
When ur a twilight fan and u get hurt every time that old ass joke pops up
@moonchild3993
@moonchild3993 Год назад
Calls for Chinese Food. "Hello? Thanks for calling to Wu's Restaurant. This is Carlos speaking."
@zakorkaz
@zakorkaz 7 лет назад
.......well, Chinese it is.
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 6 лет назад
BowHunter77 they should make a skit for the Chinese order
@TheTigerPower
@TheTigerPower 6 лет назад
Carlos Galindo agreed
@maverickhayes2307
@maverickhayes2307 6 лет назад
BowHunter77 😂😂😂 to funny
@TheTigerPower
@TheTigerPower 6 лет назад
BowHunter77 super ultimate of funniest part
@Deadpool_64
@Deadpool_64 5 лет назад
Even Bubba got some of that.
@kevinheintz4046
@kevinheintz4046 5 лет назад
Deadpool *Boba (Fett)
@protapirus
@protapirus 5 лет назад
That is not Boba Fett.
@kinoder1750
@kinoder1750 5 лет назад
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@BFBrix
@BFBrix 5 лет назад
Did someone say Bubba?
@lizbarber4151
@lizbarber4151 5 лет назад
BubbaBrix r/beetlejuicing
@softcherrycat1234
@softcherrycat1234 2 месяца назад
2:52 my favorite part
@bnicethegaynerd6025
@bnicethegaynerd6025 Год назад
I just got the joke of Wendell calling Gollum Andy because he’s played by Andy Serkis and Arwen being called Liv because of Liv tyler and Elrond Hugo because well you get my point
@julianalea5510
@julianalea5510 4 года назад
*"Also my boy Andy says you have something called chicken poppers?"*
@Davidjon1946
@Davidjon1946 4 года назад
The most underrated part of the skit he knew damn well they had chicken poppers
@daviebaggins
@daviebaggins 4 года назад
My boy Andy thinks them chicken poppers are precious.
@TotemoGaijin
@TotemoGaijin 4 года назад
It was the Gollum figure, right? Funny, cause he's played by Andy Serkis.
@canesvenatici9588
@canesvenatici9588 4 года назад
@@TotemoGaijin duh
@a_chosenGeneration
@a_chosenGeneration 4 года назад
@@Davidjon1946 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly
@9124Nove
@9124Nove 4 года назад
I love how the coworkers are continuing to work in the background regardless of his breakdown.
@BlackDiamond2718
@BlackDiamond2718 4 года назад
Shawn of the Straw Hats they are proly used to it.
@xShinigamiRyukuux
@xShinigamiRyukuux 4 года назад
"There goes Carlos falling in love with a customer again."
@lana-gn1kb
@lana-gn1kb 4 года назад
@@xShinigamiRyukuux "aww man, poor Carlos. Always ends the same way, too... I wonder why..."
@conradpham
@conradpham 4 года назад
Common day for them, nothing special.
@chasebrewersr.2467
@chasebrewersr.2467 4 года назад
Extras can't break character, they won't get their 100 bucks.
@chonacastilla8610
@chonacastilla8610 Год назад
as a shy girl and has low self esteem,I wish to have a Carlos in my life.
@bernardosanchez5954
@bernardosanchez5954 Год назад
I don't think you want a mentally unstable man in your dating life
@GEB_Rosee_PPS
@GEB_Rosee_PPS Год назад
would it still be alright if carlos was polish? 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻😳😳😳
@christinaromero9320
@christinaromero9320 9 месяцев назад
Love this workout! You guys are fun to watch/workout with
@GntleStranger
@GntleStranger 4 года назад
“Her body’s like a 4” lmaoooo
@thesnitchninedog4269
@thesnitchninedog4269 4 года назад
Chill 😂
@skye_daylily7762
@skye_daylily7762 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@JonRiddler
@JonRiddler 4 года назад
pauline namion A 4 out of 10 rating
@misakamikoto8785
@misakamikoto8785 4 года назад
@@JonRiddler or 4 years old... pizza guy won't ask twice.
@criticalthinking3943
@criticalthinking3943 4 года назад
4 inches lol
@chainingday
@chainingday 6 лет назад
"Her body is like a four.....anyway we would also" That part killed me😂
@Sinsanatis
@Sinsanatis 6 лет назад
oh 4. i thought it was ford
@oliviabradfield3938
@oliviabradfield3938 6 лет назад
I thought it was fort lol
@keraalea
@keraalea 6 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣
@gianlucamossini6322
@gianlucamossini6322 6 лет назад
Thought he said fork lmao
@jab2406
@jab2406 6 лет назад
Tsukiyoru Rashin I thought
@TrainsCatsOtherStories
@TrainsCatsOtherStories Год назад
The moral of the story is, we all need a little Claire in our lives.
@hystoryan
@hystoryan 6 месяцев назад
This is the funniest skit ever.😂 I loved how, unlike other Wendell skits, the joke isn't just Wendell is a nerd loser the pizza guy is just as goofy and weird. His confession of love to Claire and the moving music is just a masterpiece. Then the epic loss of his newly found love.
@arthurwatson5529
@arthurwatson5529 5 лет назад
When we had that unspoken moment about the cheesy crust....😂😂😂
@WithoutReward
@WithoutReward 4 года назад
ofaka tornado omg lol
@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561
@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 4 года назад
I hope to one day meet someone with whom I can have unspoken cheesy crust moments.
@ninasharifi5829
@ninasharifi5829 7 лет назад
DAMN Key can ACT!! That "NOOOOO" was so convincing, like it broke my heart
@Mahkeye
@Mahkeye 6 лет назад
lol frfr
@Amelia-yq3nl
@Amelia-yq3nl 6 лет назад
Nina Sharifi it also hurt my ears 😐
@Atulnavadiya
@Atulnavadiya 6 лет назад
Agree
@Teddykgb0101
@Teddykgb0101 2 года назад
His face when he asks about the chicken poppers is hilarious.
@yaseengani1
@yaseengani1 2 года назад
I didn't know about Kay and Peele show until last month and then haven't stopped watching it ! The best on RU-vid ❤️🙌👍👌
@kitkatbar3536
@kitkatbar3536 2 года назад
Key*
@lionspride4821
@lionspride4821 4 года назад
"I hit that sexually" I heard that in Cleveland Brown's voice
@riwajs
@riwajs 4 года назад
You heard something from Peele but he had another voice? My dad said good morning but I heard that in Trump’s voice.
@lionspride4821
@lionspride4821 4 года назад
@@riwajs lmao cmon now. When I said I heard it in Clevelands voice. It's because of the slur of the words and specific tone. Very similar to cleveland
@indigofremont
@indigofremont 4 года назад
Probably because that's basically the same voice he said it in
@lionspride4821
@lionspride4821 4 года назад
@Assy McGee lmao nope. But this is exactly what an 18yr old teenager would do during his free time. My username just serves as that. an username. Don't read into it 😇
@lionspride4821
@lionspride4821 4 года назад
@Assy McGee BTW I'm a Muslim 👌🏾
@theamhway
@theamhway 7 лет назад
This is me in 10 years
@blackadam4064
@blackadam4064 6 лет назад
This is me right now
@CalKP_Selectah
@CalKP_Selectah 6 лет назад
I'm Someone xD
@kietho6549
@kietho6549 6 лет назад
Holy sh#t you read my mind
@Eeshank2
@Eeshank2 6 лет назад
Thats sad af dude
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames 6 лет назад
I'm sure you'll find another job. At Chines maybe?
@Raven-bk6fi
@Raven-bk6fi 8 месяцев назад
"Who's that and what now?"
@daniellegleeson6666
@daniellegleeson6666 3 года назад
This one is one of my favorites I love this episode it's the best thank you so much! ❤️ the strangest shit that people do in real life it happens I don't understand but it just gives me so much laughter!
@abbybriles8763
@abbybriles8763 6 лет назад
“OH MY GAWD CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT!!!!” “JUST CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW” “Chinese It Is...😂”
@QuranwithRain
@QuranwithRain 5 лет назад
Abby Briles I can’t 😂
@iwishyouguyhappinessandapo1754
I was so WEAK 😭 😭🤣🤣 🤣🤗 🤗 my goodness. That was the best part👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
@bgtsllc1
@bgtsllc1 5 лет назад
ROFL
@btsxarmy5529
@btsxarmy5529 5 лет назад
as soon as the part came on I was reading this 😂😂😂💀
@Gboy163
@Gboy163 5 лет назад
Who else is binge watching all of these?😂
@thinblacknoodles
@thinblacknoodles 4 года назад
Always after work lol
@Gboy163
@Gboy163 4 года назад
DelfiaMaria Christ lol
@mr.impossible1140
@mr.impossible1140 4 года назад
Noobmaster69 yup
@4-.Crybaby.-4
@4-.Crybaby.-4 4 года назад
It's impossible to only watch one...hundred.
@begratefuleveryday5245
@begratefuleveryday5245 4 года назад
Me😂😂😂
@daltonjellis4675
@daltonjellis4675 2 года назад
Key and peele are two of the greats in comedy
@popobaba3687
@popobaba3687 9 месяцев назад
I wonder how Carlos would have reacted if Wendell had come clean and told him Claire was an action figure. Maybe he wouldn’t have minded? 😂
@katie3253
@katie3253 7 лет назад
The fat guy kinda sounds like Cleveland from family guy
@abitraryedits9355
@abitraryedits9355 7 лет назад
That's nasty.
@katie3253
@katie3253 7 лет назад
+Criminal Comet 😂
@cjthegunner8528
@cjthegunner8528 7 лет назад
You do realize he isn't even fat right and he's not a kid because you can't order a pizza as a kid
@katie3253
@katie3253 7 лет назад
+Cameron Earven what are you on about?
@lewd_laviothan2232
@lewd_laviothan2232 7 лет назад
Cleveland is played by a white dude sadly.
@-Molo-
@-Molo- 5 лет назад
I would have just said Claire is my child. She’s like 6
@moonwakey5195
@moonwakey5195 5 лет назад
- Molo - genius
@JustAnotherNerd124
@JustAnotherNerd124 5 лет назад
What's your profile from ?
@-Molo-
@-Molo- 5 лет назад
masterofsniping1234 citrus manga
@dimitripapadinikolaus
@dimitripapadinikolaus 5 лет назад
Dashy Kun Yeah he hit that.
@JustSomeHeeHo
@JustSomeHeeHo 5 лет назад
@@dimitripapadinikolaus Sexually
@beatricebuinoi5771
@beatricebuinoi5771 9 месяцев назад
Moi je suis toujours sidérée par leur jeu d'acteur. Ils sont juste époustouflants !!!des génies !❤
@L.K.S.R.
@L.K.S.R. 3 года назад
It’s been years since I seen these. Revisiting these videos especially after everything that happened in 2020 made me feel better.
@soccerdude12793
@soccerdude12793 7 лет назад
"Who's that and what now?" XD
@tom70077
@tom70077 7 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@antonio12544
@antonio12544 6 лет назад
Dedicated to all the guys, who fall in love very easily
@ramonloera5337
@ramonloera5337 5 лет назад
Like you right
@allisongreager5661
@allisongreager5661 5 лет назад
I’m a girl who falls in love easily ._.
@ramonloera5337
@ramonloera5337 5 лет назад
Allison Greager what’s up mamii lol
@benvasilinda9729
@benvasilinda9729 5 лет назад
Those romantics.
@supersimp1262
@supersimp1262 5 лет назад
I wonder who >.>
@immortal_elf4361
@immortal_elf4361 3 года назад
8yrs and still amazing!!
@jogvanduck3665
@jogvanduck3665 3 года назад
I have been looking for this video for 4 years FINALLY
@buttonwillowmcbuttonwillow5038
It's funny that he refers to the action figures by the actors names
@nunyabizness6812
@nunyabizness6812 6 лет назад
What else was he going to do? Say "Gollum, Arwen and King Elrond want a cheesy crust, too?"
@Funnycide12
@Funnycide12 6 лет назад
Nunya Bizness *Lord Elrond
@maplemaple1439
@maplemaple1439 6 лет назад
Nunya Bizness MAHHH CHEEZ CRUS
@albevanhanoy
@albevanhanoy 5 лет назад
Except for Boba. Because fuck Boba.
@blehbleh8143
@blehbleh8143 5 лет назад
Who ia claire btw?
@nathanten7712
@nathanten7712 5 лет назад
that accent that keegan has is so good
@GRaToMiC
@GRaToMiC 4 года назад
"that accent that keegan has" -> keegan's accent. Grammar.
@ggnick1695
@ggnick1695 4 года назад
@@GRaToMiC Jesus christ how lame can you possibly be
@clairec1348
@clairec1348 4 года назад
Yes because everyone's first language is english
@clairec1348
@clairec1348 4 года назад
@@GRaToMiC dumbass
@ohlongjohnson003er3
@ohlongjohnson003er3 4 года назад
@@clairec1348 yeah, because if someone corrects you you don't learn shit from it, you just get offended
@What.99
@What.99 Год назад
R.I.P. Claire…
@random-nz7dy
@random-nz7dy 2 года назад
"you really care about claire?" "...I do!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love that exchange lol Also "that moment..was like.. *gulps*...simple" 🤣🤣
@jamesearls1973
@jamesearls1973 4 года назад
Its getting so complicated to order pizza these days lmao.
@lisettegarcia7013
@lisettegarcia7013 4 года назад
Yeah. To me it's not these employees, it's getting anxiety.
@autbot6911
@autbot6911 4 года назад
Lisette Garcia what do you mean
@lisettegarcia7013
@lisettegarcia7013 4 года назад
@@autbot6911 talking over the phone, hoping to not get your order mixed up by accident. The questions they be asking, that gives me anxiety.
@mrnonsense1031
@mrnonsense1031 4 года назад
Now they ask for your email so you can sign up for rewards programs, they have you repeat your address 5 or 6 times, repeat your phone number 3 or 4 times, repeat the email address you just gave them, ask exactly how much of each topping you want, ask you if you want breadsticks at least 10 times, ask about special instructions for the delivery driver, and would you like to add extra cheese for an additional $1.50?
@nameismetatoo4591
@nameismetatoo4591 3 года назад
@@lisettegarcia7013 Also worrying about not being able to understand what they're saying and having to ask them to repeat themselves several times before you just give up and say "uhh... yeah?" hoping that you didn't just add something to your order that you would have to pay for to avoid looking like an idiot.
@machiavelli326
@machiavelli326 6 лет назад
Damn ma boy was just trynna get some pizza😤
@jixxeo
@jixxeo 6 лет назад
Lol
@AsianNationGaming99
@AsianNationGaming99 6 лет назад
B o n e l e s s
@trippyhndrxbeatz1381
@trippyhndrxbeatz1381 6 лет назад
GhenghisKhangai Ranchless*
@Dee-zk7rp
@Dee-zk7rp 6 лет назад
Leon Max Lmfaooooooooooooooooooo ON MEEE! 😭😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😭😂
@ahadurrahmanalif5805
@ahadurrahmanalif5805 6 лет назад
Well, let's hope that the Chinese people are not thirsty AF.
@roisela3441
@roisela3441 9 месяцев назад
This is gold.
@j.bear.2218
@j.bear.2218 3 года назад
I'm guilty of ordering large pizzas knowing full well I was the only person eating that day, playing it off like more people were going to join inn 😫😭
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