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that would be a genius plot twist and hilarious too

What if all the trainee soldiers were previously under his command, and all ended up killed in action and he's just in complete denial

Duuude 🤯

nya

They just run away after hearing all those disadvantageous stuffs

They didn't run away, they were never there. It seems he lost his whole squad and running drills is his only way to cope, he has severe PTSD with hallucinations

@@bd12843 that’s a good plot twist.

@@harry1000uk Yeah it is

@@bd12843 that’s dark. And sad. I don’t know whether to like the plot twist or feel bad.

It was the "homeless in the dark" that broke them. They were going by the "marky mark" part

My dad and brother are military veterans and they would agree with everything he said

Them fortunate sons mfers

Specially after how miserably they lost the Afghan war two days ago :P

@@AhmedRaza-ll5yv ?? We just exit a 20 year old war because it was an Afghanistan civil war not ours we just exited in a poorly manner

Did you completely beat Taliban out of existence? You lose just take the L and cry home with your PTSD's. You all deserved it. Killing innocent civilians.

The best part is [REDACTED]

@@benjamincaldona4290 Don't blame the soldiers for something they have no control over. War is brutal and there never is a right or wrong side. If you have a problem with war then you shouldn't take it out on the Soldiers but the Governments that control where our soldiers go and dictate the war. Nobody deserves PTSD and nobody should be attacked by a person like you who has never been in the military or has seen war. Also the war in the Middle East has been going on for decades even before Americans were there. They have been killing each other for who knows how long. To say America took a loss is just silly lol. Have a good day, sir.

. . . when you retire (from a military service?) then you are a veteran but you can't be a retired veteran (which would mean that you are re-activated) - or did you even mean to be a retired veterinarian ?

@@carmenschumann826 You can be retired (old enough to no longer work) and a vet. Or you can be a vet who did your 20 years and so were able to retire with a full pension as opposed to a vet who only did the basic 6.

@@ifalone you’re a veteran if you’ve served in active duty and was released under conditions other than dishonorable. Deployment doesn’t define your veteran status.

@@davidcollins7195 yeah tell them. I won't be getting VA benefits if being in peace time prevented me from getting deployed.

@@carmenschumann826 technically speaking, you can both retired and a veteran. You can be someone who pulled out their retirement funds at age 60 and had previously served in the military.

sorry to hear that, sir, thank you for your service

The irony is it isn’t I’ll be praying for you and all the vets 😕

@@vr_x7364 It IS true, and IS funny..

best part was killing my ppl my family, Whether you did it or not, you are a part of it.

@@wolfie71231 if they're not a ww2 vet don't thank them.

This is perfect.

fake vets, I can be vets too?lmao fcking internet

you say its accurate but i'm sure you'll encourage people to join

@@aje7183 nope, I dislike the course of the Army over the last 6 years and do not encourage people to re-enlist until Army fundamentally changes from being what it is now to what it used to be. Right now we lack the Soldier development aspect and only focus on the silly things. If we ever get into an actual force on force land war it will be a brutal awakening for the US military.

@@aje7183 Nice of you to assume so much shit about somebodyjust like that. Another one that Lockdown has made even more socially inexperienced I see?

Are you serious I've been really thinking about signing up for the Marines

@@jabinmalagon8841 I did 6 years, I got out, used my GI bill, and the USMC is to this day the best decision of my life. I am however not ignorant that it does affect people. So next time you see a homeless vet give em a smile and an extra buck. And if you see a rich smart ass talking smack, feel free to catch em with a hook!

Jabin Malagon don’t do it. My friends killed themselves, along with my neighbor. Don’t go fight wars for Israel. Learn to be an electrician. Build America, don’t suck off the government teet and destroy other people’s shit for shekels

@@jabinmalagon8841 It depends. Some people who see heavy combat tours come back changed. Being in a high stress environment for months at a time just wires you... then- in two days when your tour is up. You're back at the states. No more bullets or danger. Most people can't adjust... not to mention losing the REALLY close bonds you lose in your day to day life. If you are going to serve a couple years, don't fret. It'll be tough, but you wont come out a wreck unless you get that .1% chance situation where you gotta' do somethin' tough in combat.

Thanks for the feedback guy's I actually do all right for myself I'm a house painter and do fine I just feel like joining the USMC I would improve myself and open up a new world of opportunities

Suck my unit. 😹

@@rheymarvinsalestre4075 lmao. this killed me! Im like..."oh a reply! oh wow!" lol

Bruhhh

Uniforms were off but still funny.

Yeah, but their not sorted by height either. Or is that just a USAF thing?

Uwu moxchan haze me plz

Yes

Hilarious. And accurate. Thank goodness. However, if the US Military wasn't being broken down as a tool to subvert the liberties of the nation I'd be more for it.

got back from basic a couple months ago, we did a similar cadence haha

Yess new Jodiesss

Deakhouse13 What did you say after the Marky Mark line?

Gabriel Martinez I just let someone else take over I didn’t say anything.

Thomas Chrombly I already finished college before I joined.

Thomas Chrombly nope I’m good with my bachelors!

I hope to be Cadence lead in basic

Agree, I never had the voice for it but I'd have loved if someone called this cadence. I mean there was one about my girlfriends a vegetable (you know the one;). Things always go dark that's the fun!

we called them jodies

Lies again? Deaf Blind

because "Naaaaa...paaaaalm stick to kids!"

You find this humorous? This is fucked up. I see the military brainwashed another one.

was it "i left my home"

@Karl with a K I bet you're fun at parties.

killer

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#Barz

For a poor useless individual, we all wanna do something for our country to be useful, no matter what cause it is, sometimes we think, it's better to die for something than to live with nothing.

@@thegrass7199 no the us army actually pays really well, while patriotism is definitely a big reason why, the money is also quite an incentive

@@BeaverChainsaw lets be real you think swe in facebook got pay less compare to military?? Cmon man hHHah

@@thegrass7199 yeah invading other countries and destroying their lives and everything their lives were mean for and acquiring their natural resources forcefully yeah really heroic and meaningful indeed. 👏🏼 👏🏼

Thanks

The people at the top do because they get paid a shit-load, I bet most regular soldiers do not. What would you say the army is? paper pushing "big shots" or soldiers, engineers, operators, medics etc...?

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 nah it's just a 11bang bang army us pogs are just side characters

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 Shitload, hahahahahahah nah man not close to shitload

nya

@IKnow Daway Because they are a billion dollar business without actual wars to fight so they interfere in conflicts they shouldn't be part of, have fought for years, have no plans on how to stabilize those areas, guarantee security and end the conflicts but just fight and send the next troops there when they are dead or can't fight anymore....

Combat Army! Sounds fancy, how different is that from the normal Army? Is there a non-combat Army??

@@mothafuckajones8262 yeah they’re called reserve lmfao 🤣

Its interesting. A lot of Cossack folk songs are depressing as well. Legit singing about dying at war half the time.

@@tottspg4947 umm I've seen alot of reserve out in combat so where is your info coming from . Why are they lesser people because they joined the reserves and also alot of reserves are previous active duty soldiers not all but enough to make your joke to make no sense

Have you done the Sponge Bob Square pants one yet? "Whoooooooo Lives in a pineapple under the see?"

If you rewatch the video and listen they were gone before he even said Marky Mark.

We have a sense of humor that normies would never understand

Article 15s out the ass 😂😂

keep us updated on how it go

@@SM-dt3xo little update. COVID 19 happened and we’ve yet to have another battalion run...

@@zacarribuffet8882 You're commands lucky then. 5 days a week at ours.

@@BtotheG98 the whole battalion running together?

but in truth your working 24 hours for less then a dime!

They give you a hundred dollars and take back 99

@@doctahdray9753 oh no I wanna go

They say that in the Army the coffee is mighty fine It works on cuts and bruises and tastes like turpentine Oh lord I wanna go but CO won't let me go...

Headcanon-ception: He was imagining it because he had PTSD. None of his recruits made it home.

I don't hear that at all.. He says, "What".

Lmao Also btw I hate those people who randomly reply to comments with links to music videos, foes that happen to you too?

@@godzilla5560 yeah.

Ever since the Taliban ambushed him after his platoon was sent to escort multiple prisoners who held valuable information and wiped out his whole squad, he never was the same, you can even hear him sometimes giving out orders, but for noone to listen

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 is it “the fractured but whole” or “the fractured butthole”

@@Noone-hk1vf the first. but it's an intended pun

ooof. I have 13 and a half in. I used to think that people this far that choose to get out were crazy. I tottally understand now. That ETS is looking REALLY tempting, but Imma push thru.

@@macdank7328 Yeah same..... VA doesn't exactly inspire confidence thou either.

​@@Phantom8589 Don't even get me started

"wahhhhh all my benefits from being part of a massive military industrial complex most of which is redundant paperwork jobs" "wahhhhh getting good deals on first time homebuying in a record real-estate crisis" STG you fuckers will bitch about anything

The real question is if he "earned his mountain tab" God bless the water buffalos! LMAO

It's an awesome sketch. The only problem is that the US Military is being broken down so global corporate interests can have full control.

That aint even Marine I'm former Army and i know exactly what running cadence that is making fun of

Got a spare crayola? I'm still hungry.

How where you a poor kid but got a software engineering degree? It´s around the 55k in the US to finish the studies and become one.

@@mr.dragonstar2387 One of the benefits I earned from serving was free education, government paid for 100% of it. I finished my degree after I left the military. All servicemen and women receive this benefit after serving honorably in the U.S. The private school I attended was about 30k a year, so it would’ve cost me about 120k and that’s not including room, board, books and other fees. Most people think joining the military is going to fight in war. In reality the infantry is a small fraction of the military population. There are dozens of other non combat roles, you can serve 4 years and never leave the country. You can even join the military into computer/tech roles and get a head start before you leave service and finish your education at university. Many people do not want to serve those 4 years though. They rather waste it playing video games and smoking pot (this is not directed to those who actually go to university or begin working). Just like this skit said, the poor kids join the military so the rich kids don’t have to haha. I was one of those poor kids, but I’m doing alright now. My children are doing 10x better and will get much better education. This way my grandchildren can be those rich kids 😂

Why would you send your kid to private school?

​@@mr.dragonstar2387Military vets get free college. I used my GI bill overseas.

I hate when people say this about something that's been the same and didn't change. Just because it's still relevant doesn't mean it was less relevant when it was made

It’s always been true. Where you been bro

he prolly is

HAHAHAHAHA, DAMNSHITFUCK,that's funny as hell.

Now 85 more lazy staff, rich kids and marky mark fans

@@adhammurdaly7375 damn! The 1% are increasing.

89 now, the Marky Mark fans are growing

@@scottyp7796 Hey!, but I like Mark Wahlberg, yet this is so funny

Lol

*all

@IKnow Daway are you a survivor of the war because youre talking like a delusional person on the street?

@IKnow Daway what did he fix?

That’s why I left

I am from Pakistan and what are they saying about Pakistan

They listed those four countries and said “I DONT CARE IF I EVER COM BACK”

@@ahmedmasood7924 Probably when the Navy Seals hunted Bin Laden down back in 2011

What's PTSD?

@@andraewilson3088 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

andrae wilson I like how you ask what PTSD is in the comments but you are so lazy you can’t even google it

@@dawsonwoolford9660 he is the rich kid staying at home.

@@Jun-Kyard 😂😂👍👍

same

Me too. I came looking for it and was not surprised it’s a Key and Peele skit

Link?

I have been in 17 years, 3 deployments to Iraq, 1 to Afghanistan, i make just over 90k a year, have no college, and no debt, owned several homes, selling them for a profit each move. transferred my post 911 gi bill to my 8 year old (4 years tuition, books, room and board). My other daughters autism has been fully paid for with 0 dollars for ABA therapy and no out of pocket expenses for any healthcare. i retire in 3 years with full healthcare and between my retirement and standard medical ill be making a bit over 45k a year in retirement at the age of 42. The army is just like anything in life. you get what you give. when you see homeless drug addicts, those were their life choices. the military has many programs for them, but it cannot force them to use them. before the Army, i made 8 bucks an hour working at a Cinnabon in the mall. The nice thing about the military is it pushes you up, you have to want to fail to fail in it. Believe me, many, many people want to fail in life. the thought of pushing themself or working hard is something they just dont want to do.

@@jimbob3049 Nice one! I'd have liked to have joined the military but not possible because of conflicting reasons.

@@jimbob3049 Totally agree on that. The military have people from all walks of life, people who arrives with problems will not have them solved automatically in the military, they will just go away temporarily until they finish their duty. Everyone can get PTSD and it can affect you negatively, but i would rather say its more common for people who already have some issues or mental problems BEFORE they entered service. A better solution would be to do stronger vetting processes when recruiting, but the issue with the military is that it tends to attract people who have lower socioeconomic status, who cant afford college or a good job, or people who otherwise will have trouble finding job (criminal record or other type of issues) so they get what they ask for in a way. Not many middleclass kids who can afford higher education would jump in the military earning less pay.

@@jimbob3049 It has less to do with the military being objectively bad for everyone and more to do with the fact that some people come out of it with issues that the government desperately tries to find ways not to take responsibility for and in negative experiences that can't be mended. I've known people who's lives were improved tremendously by joining and I know people who were psychologically battered in a way that does not seem they can recover from. From what I've been able to gather, the two categories are designated by "those who have seen combat/those who have not seen combat". The thing they both had in common, though, is that they were all lied to before joining. Parodies like this, I think, provide a helpful, upbeat way to point out to people that the glorification and romanticizes are over the top and not really accurate to reality. Obviously, it's a stretch when they say that every person is going to come home with PTSD, but the point is still there.

@@jimbob3049 but doesn’t the military train people to have a strong work ethic and push yourself and follow a routine? Shouldn’t that continue once people leave the military?

There is a difference between a joke and satire, satire has a lot of truth in it.

Dude their is always one and it's someone who hasn't served lol

😂😂

It's ALL true.

Sadly

Name real song?

@@nickvlietstra7409 idk,I thought it was just satire on army cadence,not sure if there is a song it's based off

@@user-vt5uq7dj8v Downvoted and reported, couldn't name the real song.

@@GEM4sta how the fuck would I know the real song lol,I didn't make this vid

C-130 has one of my favourite lines as well, considering I'm from an airborne unit and have a massive fear of heights If my main don't open wide I have another one by my side if that one doesn't open too I'll be in for a jolly good ride/look out ground I'm coming through just crazy funny how casually we sing about plummeting to our deaths

@@deathendz It's a head fuck from start to finish because most normal people would recoil in a combat situation. You gotta steel your battlemind.

i was a fan of "Hear the choppers coming": So walking down the street one day I met a total stranger He asked me what I wanted to be I said an Airborne Ranger Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers I’m sitting in my foxhole Sharpinning my knife Up jumped the enemy I had to take his life Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers I went to wake up the Sergeant He was lying in his bed I went to turn him over I found out he was dead Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers My buddies in a foxhole With a bullet in his head The medic said he’s wounded But I know that he’s dead Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers I hear the choppers coming They’re flying over head They come to get the wounded But all they find is dead Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers So out in the battle field covered in blood There lies a ranger dying in the mud Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers

@@Seraph702 reminds me of swallowing dust

DS told me with a little water and vinegar that thing will be good as new. It took me a bit to realize he was fucking with me.

Lolz I like this

The only problem is that the US Military is being broken down so global corporate interests can have full control.

True say.It starts by scoring high on your asvab

Did marky mark do your story yet?

I disagree

Thanks for your service. Those kids and women in Yemen and Iraq were a real threat and had to be exterminated