Khlav Kalash from The Simpsons | Binging with Babish 

"mountain dew or crab juice?" "Blech! Ew! Sheesh... I'll take a crab juice."

Don't drink too much crab juice. It will make you miss your parking ticket😂😂😂😂

no comment! only khlav kalash!

Please wait for Parking Officer Steve [GRABOWSKI]

I’ll take the crab juice

You forgot to drink 17 cans of Crab Juice and then run to the top of the World Trade Center to find a bathroom.

Needless Simpsons trivia but the same character appears in a different episode when Lisa passes through Springfield's Russian district so a better assumption would be slavic or some other culture associated with the Soviet Union's eastern bloc.

For the first time in a Babish video, I go: "Pork floss!" "And yes you can do it with beef, too." Forgive me, I'm Asian and can be surrounded by floss. Chicken floss exists, too.

When you're in Japan, use a Giant Isopod to recreate the Giant Pill Bug dish from Emperor's New Groove!

Getting "Yo momma'd" by Babish of all people was not on my bingo card

as a chinese I j assumed floss was a common thing to eat I never realize it wasnt a global thing. you can make floss oit of any meat practically, fish floss exists even and depends on where you get it it van taste very strong, love it in bread

Make a note that on Thanksgiving or any day in November, you make Other Mother's Dinner dishes from Coraline

no hate comments, only khlav kalash

I think the real inspiration is Kokoreç. Wich is slow roasted sheep or goat intestines rolled up on skewers and fried.

Marcy's favorite cupcakes from Amphibia episode, "The Core and the King"

One of the first few foods that homer first disliked

Big piece of chicken from Everybody Hates Chris

Make the Nasty Patty from Spongebob on Halloween

my assumption from the depiction in the episode was it was a layered meat deal, almost like a mini unshaved shawarma you can eat like a candy apple. Which... sounds delicious actually

No episode of Babish, only Khlav Kalash.

I'm surprised that after drinking the Crab Juice he didn't cleanse his palate with some Gatorwine.

Crab Juice > Mountain Dew

STICK! STICK! -Khlav Kalash Man

Sir, if combining pork with turkish cuisine was offensive, half of the slavic world would be starved by now

*Reject Modernity* *Accept Khlav Kalash*

the crab label kinda makes me think of Tintin's "The crab with the golden claws", lol.

I love when Homer returned to NY years later and the Klav Kalash guy had a whole building 😂

It seems middle eastern, but like personally it looks more like guinea pig skewers you'd see in like peru

I feel the floss should have been made to adhere with some sort of bbq style glaze , to give the dripping look from the episode

Is it possible to make this? It is from Monty Python’s Spam sketch. Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergunes, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and Spam

0:25 if you plug "khlav kalash" into the google translate app, and set it to translate from Arabic to English, you get "clash of clans." Does this count as a Simpson's predicted it?

Only Khlav Kalash, mens room in tower! tower! Observation deck.

Only thing better than crab juice is Gatorwine

Ok now make Homer's clove + Tom Collins mix + pie crust breakfast from season 5 e 10

🎶 No more pills or khlav kalash, No more crab juice or eating trash No more stinkin' fun at all. I'm checkin' in.🎶

BEST D'OH! Ever ! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

You gotta find something like “America Town” in japan!

So soon after the supposed series finale?

6:13 No cultural insensitivity, only Khlav Kalash

We need Alvin to go back to Final Fantasy XIV and do the Xibruq Pibil because in the world we live in right now, we need a dish that brings bitter enemies together and makes them friends.

How about some Takoyaki in Japan?

Japan? Ooooo! Space Parfait from Yamato 2199, and maybe the calorie mate like sticks also from Yamato 2199. ...Actually make a Babish version of CalorieMate from MGS (and real world) would be neat to see!

Try to make Amuro's Club Sandwich from Detective Conan from episode Secret Approaching Amuro. It consists of: A stale bread Homemade miso mayonnaise Ham, and A lettuce Simple yet scrumptious

This video is a twofer, since khlav kalash was also featured in The Expanse TV series. 🙂 “While in Baltimore, Amos Burton spends some time watching the street activity to identify someone to lead him to Erich, a street food vendor is shown selling Khlav Kalash. The vendor can be heard saying "no bowl, stick, stick".”

Here’s an idea for your trip to Japan, you know the street food takoyaki? It’s basically a pancake ball with precooked octopus inside. Why not take that food format and try putting all sorts of proteins and see what works and what’s just absolutely dreadful

Is your reckless pronunciation of “Worcestershire Sauce” a purposeful tactic to alienate the British viewership?

Please do Coconut Curry Tapenade with Toast Points from the A-Team movie ❤

The Simpsons has no more stories for years....

Next time your job offers a pizza party as a bonus: No pizza, only Khlav Kalash!

Come on, Andy. You know beter than anyone It's not "war-chester-shire"

Please redo the naco from Kim possible pleaseeee

Bcu should do food from Pokemon in Japan in particular poffins!

1:34 not sure if pronounced correctly or not but what I know for sure is that it was intentional either way

Next, I wanna see some Liver and Onions. 🧔‍♂️😋

Ah yes, the Eastern European nation of Turkey...

What a great way to celebrate the Simpsons series finale.

That pronunciation of "Worcestershire sauce" gave me a migraine.

I requested this ages ago

Drinking the crab juice cold is much better taste wise.

Respect for going back and making beef floss!

With Kofta, could have had a crossover with Archer

Souced hogs face from Master and Commander!

shoulda made this a month ago. COME ON

4:51 Dark soy sauce is darker obvs, but it is actually less flavourful than light soy sauce. That's why you wanna use both types.

Fun fact: that scene takes place next to the twin towers

I would totally eat that and down it with crab juice

i always felt like it was drenched in some sort of sauce

8:00 now, Andrew… what do you mean by that?

Do martian lasagna from the expanse

No way bro make this happen

Love the dedication to this, Andrew, especially not shortcutting it by using a bowl. Must always be on stick. Stick! And leave my mother out of this! My suggestion for the trip to Japan: Try the 踊り海老 (Odori Ebi), but make sure it's from a clean place that knows the source of their seafood. It is certainly an unforgettable experience! Also . . . Could you please do your own take on the Fiesta Burrito with Chili and Eggs that Dan Aykroyd makes for Robert Stack in the food truck scene from Caddyshack 2?

I have a request. The Bulkwich from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. S1 Ep.47 reign of the jellyfish.

No bathroom. Tower. Tower!

Japan idea: Try to recreate yoour favorite dishes from 7/11 or Family Mart in Japan, Fami chiki, oden soup, various sandwiches and onigiri, etc. Conbini feast.

Thank you for calling the New York City Parking Violations Hotline. To plead not guilty, press one now. Thank you, your plea has been REJECTED You will be assessed the full fine, plus a small LARGE LATENESS PENALTY.

Sebastian’s Curry Buns and Agne’s 7-curry lobster, both from Black Butler. Or, any of the foods from Black Butler.

*DANCING NERVOUSLY* OOOOOH!!! Why did I drink so much CRAB JUICE!!!

my white whale (for Babish) is the "Gut-Busters" from Malcolm In The Middle. they are basically Danger Dogs but the way Hal (Bryan Cranston) describes them is perfectly Babish.

Here's a suggestion: Muffy's strawberry cookies from "Arthur." They contain (of course) strawberries, chocolate chips, a single raisin, some nuts (I think) annnd... bananas. Yes, yes, I know you're allergic to bananas, but that's why you'd have someone in your crew be the taste-tester instead. x3

For Japan: Simpsons "i got prawn" prawn flavored hard candy. Russians have a hard candy with a prawn on the label, but it is vaguely fruit flavored, just randomly named.

Day 242 of petitioning Babish/Alvin to make the Triple Fried Egg Sandwich with Chilli Sauce and Chutney from Red Dwarf.

Side note: The Simpsons Tapped Out mobile game is shutting down in January 2025. It was around for like 12 years and I am sad.

Crab juice should be a soda, something carbonated. It comes in a can not a cocktail, it should be a cheap crab soda. Khra kalash should immediately taste off-putting, but ends up addicting since Homer still ate a dozen despite saying it was bad. Something an American would be put off by at least.

No bowl. Stick, stick.

1:01 “But for now, its precious juices are going in my mouth” PHRASING!!!

I assumed Khlav Kalash was a sort of seafood since it was paired with crabjuice. Like ground up fish-guts with seaweed on top.

Can you do the fleet a pita truck. Preferably the Ben Franklin. I’m interested in seeing what Christopher made.

my idea for bcu when in japan is trying vending machine in japan but since this is bcu yall gonna make better vending machine from ground up like that pork floss

My suggestions for Japan: pickle party, combini run, yoshoku (westernized Japanese food) fun.

The only anime food I think that looks more delicious than Studio Ghibli is from the work of Makoto Shinkai. I'm sure you've seen Your Name and Weathering With You (I know I still need to) but The Garden of Words has some fantastic food shots as well. Also one of the most cathartic endings I've ever seen, but we're here for food.

You need to make the chicken and rice from the Documentary Now episode “Juan Likes Chicken and Rice” Pls pls

Love the video - I’d like to request is Kichi Kichi’s Omurice. I find this to be a super difficult dish to make and he makes this dish look easy.

Can you make Okonomiyaki?

One thing you guys could try out while in Japan could be the Foxtail Millet Ramen from Dr. Stone

You used the wrong animal product, Homer very clearly said "that's just offal"

I always imagined Khlav Kalash as an hybrid between Döner Kebab and Adana Kebab. It really looked like a tiny Döner Skewer to me. Like the authors looked at Döner, but from a distance.

Since you're going to Japan, why not do a review of EVERY Japanese Fruit/Cream Sandwich at Lawson or 7/11?

Usually when both light and dark soy sauce are use the light soy is providing flavor and aroma while dark soy is providing mostly color and some richness

THIS is the one I have been waiting for ( Along with "Spaghetti and Moe-Balls")

When the BCU is in Japan it's perfect time to re-tackle some dishes from Food Wars, no idea where you're ending up, but the show has bunch of regional food in it, especially the Hokkaido arc if you end up in the North.