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Kidnapped and Held Captive by a Dorky Evil Queen [Audio Roleplay] [Captive Listener] [Light Yandere] 

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The evil sorceress who rules your kingdom knows your secret: you are a dashing hero who plans to overthrow her! As a wicked queen, her only choice is to kidnap you, hold you captive and pursue an enemies to lovers romance with you! It's Villainy 101! Uh, except you're...not a hero hell bent on overthrowing her? Um. Who's gonna break it to her?!
[F4A] [Dorky] ["Evil" Queen Speaker] [Captive listener] [Silly] [Cartoony] [Wholesome-ish] [Light Yandere Vibes in a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain Kind of Way] [Fantasy setting] [Maniacal Laughter] [Eeevil] [Villainy! Muahaha]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: Timeraft on reddit, with adlibs by me!
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
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@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
This audio is a sequel to *Serving a Dorky Evil Queen!* ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-58srOgkw7Pc.html
@knightmare254
@knightmare254 Год назад
Can you do a sequel to dominant evil queen
@hunterbennett757
@hunterbennett757 Год назад
YAAAY!
@Type-os
@Type-os 8 месяцев назад
I think there is another sequel script to this. Do you have any plans on doing that as well?
@primrosevale1995
@primrosevale1995 Год назад
She's not just campy, she's the entire campground.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Ah, that explains her moodiness! She's at least two tents.
@maverickhunter24
@maverickhunter24 Год назад
Yellowstone park. With yogi, boo,cindy,yakkie and ranger smith.
@hunterbennett757
@hunterbennett757 Год назад
​@@VanillaVelvetAudioYou referenced Mario teaches typing. I like deep cut references like that.
@-___-__-
@-___-__- Год назад
​@VanillaVelvetAudio the video is half a year old She's past tents.
@mastadonking3816
@mastadonking3816 Год назад
Commander Toldak: *receives queen's death threat * Also Commander Toldak: *puts on fake mustache and tiny hat * I am now Commander Kadlot.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
The Queen, probably: YOU! With the magnificent mustache! Have you seen that layabout Toldak anywhere?!
@dragonpuppy8320
@dragonpuppy8320 Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lorddrixus3575
@lorddrixus3575 Год назад
​@@VanillaVelvetAudiokadlot : um it's been rumored that he has gone to the mushroom kingdom
@moosegooseninja4618
@moosegooseninja4618 Год назад
​@@lorddrixus3575 "Your commander is in another castle."
@hutao7917
@hutao7917 9 месяцев назад
I will admit this made me chuckle
@carsonhowell3100
@carsonhowell3100 Год назад
Saturday morning cartoon Yandere’s are luckily stable enough to be a nice family friendly time.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
The best part is that the kid-friendly censorship means the villain always survives to do more evil next week!
@ZayZenBlaze
@ZayZenBlaze Год назад
The fact that she’s willing to acknowledge sweet compliments as well as keep mundanely evil things alive (like the stress of Christmas) makes her super lovable and fun to listen to!
@retrodude9683
@retrodude9683 Год назад
What IF he actually is the hero, meant to ensure the Queens survival against the Forces of Evil and thus the kingdoms continued happiness and prosperity!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Colossal. Stupendous. I like this headcanon.
@elijennings9913
@elijennings9913 6 месяцев назад
My headcannon is that the listener was an evil overlord who got bored with being a tyrant, so he opened a flowershop to meet pretty girls.
@Quittestio
@Quittestio Год назад
"I feel an eeeeevil flashback coming on" - the greatest of segways
@Quittestio
@Quittestio Год назад
I love how FUN you make these
@addictedtochocolate920
@addictedtochocolate920 Год назад
I would watch an entire animated series about this. The writing and voice acting complement each other to a point it sounds really professional and full of personality
@shoridayo6237
@shoridayo6237 Год назад
Dorky Evil Queen is one of my favorites of all time. You sound like you're having fun when you do it too.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
I'm glad you like her! And you're right, I do have fun with the role--but then, I generally have fun with every character I play, haha.
@FandaTV
@FandaTV Год назад
Gonna need another of this one. Her laughter brings a smile to my face each time.
@fluffernaut9905
@fluffernaut9905 Год назад
I love the fun sized "evil" queen. Like actual cartoon D&D joke campaign levels of funny and wholesome.
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 Год назад
Just when I thought I couldn’t love this character more ♥️ She’s so lovably dorky and I honestly squee’d when she got all excited over being called cute 😂
@armphidiic2609
@armphidiic2609 Год назад
The "evil" queen returns and is just as delightfully adorable. I still love her accidentally doing good. Nice work, vizer.
@ryandavies4554
@ryandavies4554 9 месяцев назад
I have a theory that she’s not really evil she wanted the kingdom and knew she could do a better job so she put a sleeping spell on the queen took over and she said she was evil and she wanted people to think that she was so she tried and became well as campy as she is now
@snes-2009
@snes-2009 Год назад
It is an honor to be credited and to be a part of the supportive Black Velvet, I am thankful for this opportunity to ''Support Your Entrepeneurial Spirit.'' Thank you very much for this silly Evil Queen continuation, I loved the last one we had before, but this one is a lot of fun, *minor spoilers I like the flashback*
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Aw, and I'm glad to have you as a patron! Thank you so much! 💖💖💖
@Galimeer5
@Galimeer5 Год назад
14:58 That's easily my favorite line in the entire series
@yandereneko5523
@yandereneko5523 Год назад
That awkward moment when the yandere kidnaps someone who wants to be kidnapped.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Any yandere character I've ever played: Listener: joke's on you I'm into that shit
@SolarGirlASMR
@SolarGirlASMR Год назад
She's finally back... **ominous chuckle** 😈🙌
@zackihen4905
@zackihen4905 Год назад
Evil Queens are just amazing, she just looks so cute when she's all villainous! What a brilliant way to start the year! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Cute! CUTE?! (villainous blushing) 💖💖
@zaquhe
@zaquhe Год назад
This queen strikes me as the type to unironically listen to "When you're evil" by Voltaire in an attempt to seem more like the bad guy, and I love it.
@anthonysaylor8120
@anthonysaylor8120 Год назад
Endlessly fascinated by her line of logic in the "subversive coffeeshop" fantasy, how she thought of swapping the drink to *decaf* as opposed to... Well, a poison, or potion.
@rallyman619
@rallyman619 Год назад
Definitely need a part three now, this is getting way too good
@humor_n
@humor_n Год назад
For most of the audio I had the biggest and stupidest grin plastered on my face, she's adorable, and the script is unexpectedly (for some reason) funny!
@kaciekk
@kaciekk Год назад
Velvet's Queen/ruler RPs are my favorites of hers!! Such a good voice for it
@xycord2770
@xycord2770 Год назад
11:07 This queen is totally a Disney princess going though an edgy rebellious phase, i'm not even joking. 🤣
@intromania8718
@intromania8718 Год назад
I honestly can see this this being the plot of some 90s Disney renaissance film where a florist is turned into a hero against his will and thrust into a hero’s journey as a dorky evil queens overly complicated idea of a date. Nice voice work by the way
@gamermanx1354
@gamermanx1354 Год назад
I can picture the Vizier in the back, holding a sign that says "Just go with it!"🤣
@BirdieSenpai
@BirdieSenpai Год назад
Exactly what I needed while at the hospital! (As a patient rather than working as a nurse, unfortunately.) Thanks, Vel!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
I'm so sorry to hear that! I hope whatever is wrong, you recover soon!! Personally I hate being in the hospital, so I especially wish you the speediest of recoveries! 🤗
@replti3742
@replti3742 Год назад
“evil points” “sorrow street” I was giggling so hard all throughout this 😭
@stefanweigl6438
@stefanweigl6438 Год назад
THE RETURN OF THE DORKY QUEEN???!!....OHHH HELL YEAH
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
I'm glad you're excited for her return! I hope you enjoy the audio!
@stefanweigl6438
@stefanweigl6438 Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio i realy did...its a great story. Will you do another one? Maybe she meets a dragon that also dorky af
@theodoreschott3293
@theodoreschott3293 Год назад
I love all the extra cheese you put on this one!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Thank you! Sometimes I can't help myself.
@TheRealShatterGlass
@TheRealShatterGlass 9 месяцев назад
Is it weird that I think the florist would have a crush on the EVIL Queen? Like, the florist recognized her, let her do her EVIL business EVILY and wound up thinking, "She's cute!"
@davidmartin5696
@davidmartin5696 Месяц назад
Love the vanilla torches.
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 Год назад
OMG YAY MY SECOND FAVOURITE VEL CHARACTER IS BACK! SO DELICIOUSLY EEEEEVIL
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
I hope you enjoy the sequel as much as the last audio!
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 Год назад
100%! She’s so CUTE 😭 I mean- EEEEVIL! I really hope the writer does a third instalment that shows the EEEEVIL date they go on. And I like how the sound effects when the Queen is around are slowly getting more and more cartoony 😂 I fully expect boinks and zips in the next one
@anomanderrake654
@anomanderrake654 Год назад
I love dorky evil vanilla! She's the best at being the worst.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
(evil thundercrack and wicked laughter)
@Dr.Chibbins
@Dr.Chibbins Год назад
This is GLORIOUS
@ipullmen1585
@ipullmen1585 Год назад
This is gonna be fire🔥🔥Thank you for another amazing audio!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Thank you for being here to listen to it! I hope you like it.
@ipullmen1585
@ipullmen1585 Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudioI enjoyed it very much!
@hamz5791
@hamz5791 Год назад
💀
@buddyboiwrath488
@buddyboiwrath488 Год назад
“Devilishly compact” MY HEART AAAAA
@thelegendarysupersamwise4401
She feels like if either box ghost from Danny phantom or the shredder from the 90’s acts evil but is just a goof and will never act out great video
@deuskii
@deuskii 8 месяцев назад
can't help but smile at this audio, like 'individually calling each puppy ugly' is just so damn silly, I love it
@samj8058
@samj8058 Год назад
Aww she's so cute! I'm happy we got more dorky evil queen!!!!!! AMAZING as always!!!!!
@Dinosaurman34
@Dinosaurman34 Год назад
Fun fact: Britain is one of the few countries to not have a constitution. This is because a constitution is only ever made after a revolution, which Britain has never had, however, the closest thing it has to a constitution would be the Magna Carta.
@MarkofWisdom
@MarkofWisdom Год назад
we all know the vizier just swooped in after dorky queen left and turned all the transformed pumpkins back into people and replaced them with regular pumpkins
@ryandavies4554
@ryandavies4554 Год назад
Dorky cute short or I call them fun sized this girl is perfect
@Echo2-2
@Echo2-2 Год назад
Definitely gave me a good laugh several times. Awesome job Velvet!
@josepharmstrong1788
@josepharmstrong1788 Год назад
It’s nice to know Papyrus from Undertale got a chance to have offspring.
@JesusJuarezGutierrez
@JesusJuarezGutierrez Год назад
always love your dorky comedy audios their hilarious. 😂 take care Velvet 😊❤️
@thomasthecrunkengine3512
@thomasthecrunkengine3512 Год назад
I can’t wait for the good arc for our adorable chuuni queen.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
I mean, she DID torch at least one orc that we know of...and turned a bunch of concert goers into pumpkins that are now being carved. I think she may have technically crossed the moral event horizon already, despite failing hard at villainy in most of her endeavors.
@ryandavies4554
@ryandavies4554 Год назад
I imagine the orc saying hey our fake evil queen wants to see you can you come I would say sure
@JMPH55
@JMPH55 Год назад
I love how fun all of your videos are😂
@hunterbennett757
@hunterbennett757 Год назад
Even better than the first one!
@maverickhunter24
@maverickhunter24 Год назад
Me: I'd like to roll for persuasion.
@TheYounglingSlayer
@TheYounglingSlayer Год назад
I really don't have any interest in overthrowing you. I already took down one evil politician and I'm not prophesied to take down another, as far as I'm concerned! This was a character that I'm ecstatic to see make a return. Excellent as always, Vel!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Me too! I sort of hope there'll be a third installment (maybe even with the rival "good" queen or that "bland love interest" mentioned in this one, haha)
@adblue8955
@adblue8955 Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Heyyo timeraft here! I don't have any ideas for part 3 so if you have any suggestions DM me and I'd be happy to whip up a part 3 for you!
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 Год назад
@Adblue I know your comment was meant for Vel but I sent some ideas your way anyway because I really like this character lol
@Juany1985
@Juany1985 Год назад
Your audios always cheer me up. Truly an evil classic 😉
@hyper-_-bam4778
@hyper-_-bam4778 5 месяцев назад
4:15 nearly made me spit out my drink over my keyboard
@JamaicanMeCrazy980
@JamaicanMeCrazy980 Год назад
I see VV and I listen intently
@nobertosanchez647
@nobertosanchez647 Год назад
2:34-2:40, Mermaid-man: EEEVIIL!!!
@garysuarez9614
@garysuarez9614 22 дня назад
Is my dungeon sufficiently...evil? What do you mean orcs with lasers attached to thier freaking heads? What do you even mean? 😂
@wmxx2000
@wmxx2000 Год назад
Yaay the EEEEEEEVIL queen is back
@Master-e99
@Master-e99 Год назад
I may be a sonic fan, but that Mario reference was good, nice one vanilla!
@AsMr-gv1ow
@AsMr-gv1ow Год назад
Will no one save us from this tyrant?!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
No! MUAHAHAHA
@trevorsalamander8711
@trevorsalamander8711 Год назад
Why are you so GOOD at this???
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Don't tell anyone, but I'm secretly a cartoon. I escaped the Disney vault and now I'm on the lam. 🤫
@trevorsalamander8711
@trevorsalamander8711 Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio we don’t deserve you
@Guardsman_Shaxx
@Guardsman_Shaxx Год назад
Okay, I'll give her the corporate music thing, that's pretty evil
@markolukic7824
@markolukic7824 Год назад
Deat VVA I had no idea I needed this today until I heard it. This was exquisitely entertaining. Bravo madam! 😁
@globalcritics9076
@globalcritics9076 Год назад
I hear the Queen let the hero paid for their dinner date. How Evil
@QuietEcho3025
@QuietEcho3025 11 месяцев назад
"Ooh, Darn it. I mean, Damn it! I mean FUCK!!" I felt that in my soul.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 11 месяцев назад
She's all of us. Or at least me, haha.
@silentotaku8
@silentotaku8 Год назад
This is comedic genius.
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN Год назад
Return of Eeeevil Queeeenie~?! ❤️
@kristhetankhunter2730
@kristhetankhunter2730 Год назад
Very nice!
@thewoomyconnoisseur
@thewoomyconnoisseur Год назад
Thank you 😊
@isa8555
@isa8555 Год назад
YOU BANNED SKA!?? YOU ARE... YOU ARE PURE EVIL. A MONSTER!💀😂
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
THE TRUMPETS HAD TO GO! Brass clashes with the castle!
@chbend8220
@chbend8220 Год назад
Oh yay! I like this character!
@popenieafantome9527
@popenieafantome9527 Год назад
Loved this one so much! Very cheesy but it hits just right.
@triboltz3137
@triboltz3137 2 месяца назад
She's evily good at being bad at being evil
@chbend8220
@chbend8220 8 месяцев назад
I feel like the dragon she summoned was like the size of mouse and just had bad breath.
@austinmccormick8952
@austinmccormick8952 Год назад
WHAT!? THAT'S MY CHARACTER!? THAT'S AWESOME
@gokan920
@gokan920 Год назад
Helpless prisoner? No you’re helping me LOL😂
@RogueAngel97
@RogueAngel97 4 месяца назад
"And you came?" *vine boom* 🤨 Sorry, I had to 😐. I love your videos, by the way😅
@A_Critically_Misplaced_Bean
Amazing Idea, hear me out, take a drink every time she says "Evil" No I will not be paying for your hospital bills.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Since I think the word "evil" is uttered more than fifty times in this script...you may not be paying for any hospital bills, but you may end up paying the funeral home!
@A_Critically_Misplaced_Bean
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Honestly fair enough, ehhhhh, I'm sure it will probably be perfectly fine!... maybe
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke Год назад
Being evil is time consuming, to much effort. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@gavinstraface897
@gavinstraface897 Год назад
Oh my god, this queen is a trip and a half! I would gladly fight and die for her 😤
@talgatospanov6705
@talgatospanov6705 Год назад
The best character 😄
@Hawkens4k
@Hawkens4k Год назад
Queen: I'm Evil! Me: yes i am aware how taxes work...
@that1otherJake
@that1otherJake Год назад
My queen anyday. 😁
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Muahahahaha 👑
@Zach-er1rm
@Zach-er1rm Год назад
I really hope this is an ongoing series!
@DomainofInsanityA113
@DomainofInsanityA113 Месяц назад
Do you think that the most evil beings to exist, and the nemisis of our smol lil bundle of evilness are the makers of kitchen wall cabinets?
@HumanB312
@HumanB312 Год назад
The vizier is more manipulative and cunning than the evil queen and hero I wonder how will he survive the Queen now that she knows he is a do gooder trying to undermine her evil plans
@alexisdominguez3133
@alexisdominguez3133 Год назад
I used this for my DnD campaign, thanks 👍🙏
@adblue8955
@adblue8955 10 месяцев назад
Hey I'm the script author! I'd love to know what you did with this concept!
@zachp8163
@zachp8163 Год назад
Awwww Yeeeeeeees!! I hope we get another *EVIL* sequel where we get to go on our *EVIL* date and spend the night having *EVIL* cuddles! How dastardly and *EVIL* that would be!
@DragonDemonCJ666
@DragonDemonCJ666 Год назад
You can’t hold me here forever you know. It’s only a matter of time until i break out and cause endless chaos
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
UNO reverse: endless chaos is what she wants!
@DragonDemonCJ666
@DragonDemonCJ666 Год назад
Double uno reverse card… I burn the whole castle down. Hellfire really is an unstoppable force
@sansstudios1969
@sansstudios1969 Год назад
I got so confused about if the listener was a different person, then I got distracted while laughing at the "We have a constitution?" line and started laughing 😂
@shaferhilke1193
@shaferhilke1193 Год назад
I enjoyed the audio vel ☺️ I hope you’re having a good week, my week’s going good, my birthday was yesterday
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Thank you! And happy belated birthday! I hope it was a great one. 🎂
@shaferhilke1193
@shaferhilke1193 Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you’re welcome, and thank you! I had fun! I went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner
@roberto95386
@roberto95386 Год назад
SHE'S SO CUTE BRO OH MY GOD
@Deltawolf2038
@Deltawolf2038 Год назад
that reaction to being called cute was fucking adorable
@MrSHADOWANGEL999
@MrSHADOWANGEL999 Год назад
Oh no I'm in another castle
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Eh, every castle is basically the same if you're in the dungeon...
@Zach-er1rm
@Zach-er1rm Год назад
Brutal cunning you say? That's why the orks follow her, Gork and Mork got her back! P.S This is a warhammer reference for those who don't know.
@ThornDevl
@ThornDevl Год назад
I hope we get a part 3
@adoredmodestcolt1258
@adoredmodestcolt1258 Год назад
I am an Unkindled One! I have lords to bring back to their thrones! *Keep me in the dunegeons, I'm not leaving, I know how this goes!!*
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
🤭
@professorchimp2837
@professorchimp2837 Год назад
I think I can out evil this woman. Yesterday I emulated mario 64 without getting caught
@JT1698
@JT1698 Год назад
Ayyo? Queen has Good Boy points for being bad?
@user-gv1vo6xr6q
@user-gv1vo6xr6q Год назад
they told me you had free candy
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