When I was in like middle school, I learned about the resistance certain materials had to like heat or electricity. Among these I learnt wood completely resists electrical charges like rubber. That was the day I decided to conduct an electrical experiment... So! I went outside and found a stick plus some old metal wire and wrapped it around the stick, leaving 2 prongs sticking out. Then I jabbed my creation into an outlet... Luckily it wasn't shocking but only surprising when I ended up learning two things that day. 1. Wood resists electricity 2. Jamming random stuff into electrical outlets can end with some explosive results.
nah that's incorrect. if you've never went mining in your backyard with a pencil jammed through an eraser upside down, and found like 2 diamonds and wanted to show them off to everyone you know, you've never lived, but that really couldn't be me.
When I was younger I used to tell my little sister made up stories to make her life a bit more magical, like how there were tiny men that made the holes in cheese or little spirits that would fluff her pillow. .... Turns out she's really damn cynical and didn't believe a word I had said and just thought I was stupid 💀
Bro Same ☠️ My sister apparently just let me tell her she had a fairy godmother for over 8 years now and then finally snapped and decided to catch me in the act of buying her another “fairy godmother gift” ☠️
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7:20 Quality streets discontinued the strawberry and orange creams back in the late eighties but no one had gotten around to changing the tub designs so they still showed both as present. My dad told us about it every time we had quality streets and sure enough, none of them were ever in the tub. When I was a teenager at a friend's house, I noticed their tub had strawberry creams in and I was excited to tell my dad who, without missing a beat, got excited too and promised to get us a tub the next day so we could enjoy the old favourites too, unfortunately both the strawberry and orange creams were missing again. He explained that it must have been a special edition tub that my friend had gotten and they were really hard to get hold of. I was way too old before I figured it out...
The girl crying because of the car seat tag touching her and the girl crying at the concert actually make me feel genuinely bad. They could be autistic and have sensory issues like me…
I remember going around the entire outside of our house writing the numbers 1-100 on random things in chalk. To this day, a giant 95 written in pink chalk can be seen on the garage door.
I used to believe that freckles came from being angry a lot because that's what my mom had told me. My dad used to have shingles and I was told that it was because he was really stressed all the time, so I believed it. I also believed it because my mom was covered head to toe in freckles (she's told me hundreds of stories of her acting out as a kid), as well as the fact that I ALSO had freckles (I knew I was an angry child). So, after the overwhelming amount of evidence, I truly believed it until I was like...11-12. I felt betrayed by my mom, but she doesn't even remember telling me that...meaning she was most likely joking when she told me and didn't think 9 year old me would take it seriously.
I told my brother that there was a hair fairy like the tooth fairy so he started yanking hair off his head while I read a book next to him. Also my brother once broke our heater by putting a corn cob in the exhaust pipe Then casually mentioned the next day maybe someone put corn in the exhaust pipe.
When I was 5 I thought that I could turn into a transformer if I tried hard enough. So I jumped off the roof, curled into a ball, landed on the ground and cracked my head open.
Once, I climbed up a pine tree about 20 meters tall when it was windy. When I got to the top, I sat down, admiring the view. Then, the branch I was on broke off and I fell around halfway down, going through every single branch in the way until I got hold of the base and tore all the calluses in my right hand and knocked my knee on it. I bled a whole lot, from pretty much everywhere, but I didn’t break anything. I was stupid back then, for sure, but I still climb trees. I’m just more mindful, I guess.
One time I was walking the dog with my siblings, and they ran about 50 feet ahead to the neighborhood field, and when I get there I look for them, and I head “we’re up here!” And my brother was about 15 feet up a magnolia tree, and my sister was about 30 feet up the same tree. Had to get my parents to get them down because they wouldn’t listen to me lol.
1:32 You can even see someone stepping in the water to get him 4:02 It took me a while to realize what it was 4:15 I feel like that's something I would try to do 4:20 WHERE DID HE THINK THAT WAS GOING 4:49 "Look I made a Elephu-" 5:10 Sharing his "Leg hole" 💀💀💀💀 5:12 Chikn Nuggit moment 6:29 New Plants Vs. Zombies item confirmed?!?! 6:47 DANG 7:14 Free plastic surgery 7:48 I should try that 8:55 I once did that when I was asleep 8:59 LOL 9:19 You pronounced it wrong Ok I better stop or else this is gonna be a mile long
I still remember that one time my dad bought a watermelon. Just a normal, casual watermelon, nothing ive never see before. I got attached to it and i took photos of it. I almost cried when my parents decided to eat it. I still have the photos of it. I WAS 11.
When I was a kid I used to think in movies when people would have like a flash back it was actually them so the movie would be really realistic. Also I got Canada and Australia confused, and green and orange confused
17:05 When I 9 me and some friends were playing a game called "flying cockroach" (as a literal translation) which function like as if "tag" and "the floor is lava" had a baby. We were playing on a parking lot behind the apartment complex that they lived in. In order to not get caught I jumped into a pile of pipes near one window. Their mother told us that the people in that apartment were repeating some stuff in their apartment, so I thought that they were repeating the pipes as well. So, on the second time that I jumped on it, it exploded. It wasn't pipes. It was luminescent lamps. They exploded on my feet.
The stupidest way I injured my self as a kid was when I was chasing a bird. I was intrigued to herpetology (study of reptiles and amphibians) and ornithology (study of birds, no it is not dentist related.) I saw this cool robin even though they were REAAALLYY common in where I live but I chased it, cuz i love birds (I still do and hoping to do herpetology) and fell down a dip in the park. Got a really bad wound, my right knee was scrapped open and my left foot pained whenever I put pressure on it.
