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When i was 7,i was going outside with my mom and before we were ouside i said, don't forget about your cocaine mom! Also at that time my mom drank coffee to not get tired and at that time i didn't know the diference between "caffeine" and "cocaine"
Kids are so weird, luckily i was traumatized at age 5 so i didnt do any of that strange bs. I just straight up leveled up to be bitter and suicidal. No time wasted
I brought a screwdriver kit because I thought it looked cool (aka the color scheme was lime green and grey) and I showed all my friends my screwdriver kit. I was 9 or 10 and I'm still wondering why I did that.
3:25 this one had me crack tf up because when I was a kid I thought that giving someone the middle finger meant I was flipping off God, so I'd point it at the ground and tell God I'm flipping off the devil lmfaooo
My son draws pictures of me with six pack abs. I thought “oh that’s cute, he does it cause he thinks I’m strong.” Then one day he shows me a picture and says “I draw you with abs cause I feel sorry that you’re fat.” I’m still trying to recover.
11:15 you know damn well that kid's parents scared the hell out of him with American healthcare cost. "Yeah, if you break your leg we might need to sell our house and live on the streets" and he ain't DARE do something reckless since. I'd be proud of him!
Here’s a stupid story from when I was in kindergarten. We had a garden with strawberries at my school. And this preschooler said she was allergic and proceeded to eat the strawberries *ah yes, logic*
The meme at 15:07 makes me VERY mad as a nature nerd. Hippos can tank four-Inch deep wounds due to how thick their blubber is, and have one of the worlds strongest bites. A lion with a knife can’t do nothing to a hippo.
I remember as a kid I thought I could walk on walls because of a random music video so every night I would turn on that video and get on my parents bed to sprint full force at the wall trying to walk up it
My parents never lied to me about anything because they didn't want me or my brothers to have a meltdown when learning that Santa isn't real or that chicken is actually the meat of a chicken, but got upset whenever we told other kids. Also one really dumb thing I remember I used to do is count to 100 whenever my parents said "in a minute" because I thought they meant it literally and I thought that a minute was a hundred seconds.
14:25 its weird but when I was little I always felt like I knew chicken nuggets were made of chicken but would still cry when someone smashed an ant. I still cried when people smashed ants until I was 9
@mxloukaplayz9487I could understand if the light literally changed at the last millisecond, but if he ran it several seconds after it changed, I could see why the kid called 911.
One time after watching Revenge of the Sith, I scribbled black marker all over my face before putting on my big Darth Vader helmet and costume because I wanted to be “Burned Anakin” underneath it
As a child I was drawing pictures of ducks on the wall with a pencil My mom walked in and yelled “no drawing on the walls with a pencil” I looked her dead in the eye, and pulled out a crayon
Here’s a summary of a Christmas story I wrote in 3rd grade: There was this guy and he was friends with the mayor, he joked about his daughter getting married by Christmas or else the mayor would kill her, and the mayor didn’t realize it was a joke. Now his daughter had to get married by Christmas. She met this guy, the Guy, (that was his name) and went on a date with him, and asked to go to the bathroom, after leaving the bathroom she saw her neighbor, Santa Claus, there and then the Guy was rude to her for taking too long in the bathroom, so Santa drop kicked him. Then here’s the conversation they had “Hey” I said, “hey” he said. We got married 17 days later
When I was 6 I broke my arm and had a bright pink cast. I also had a sling that was black. At one point someone in my class asked me "how do you keep changing the color of your cast??" and I just had to think for a second before realizing that she thought the sling was a different cast.
somehow even as not a parent most of these seem like the parent just forgetting kids are VERY curious and even if you describe something as bad to them they wanna know what it's like
11:31 I did this, minus the vulture part in 2nd or 3rd grade aswell. I lied on the woodchip playground near the monkey bars and after 20 minutes, someone had called the school nurse because they thought I fainted. They poked me, I got up, and never did it again.
My friend dared me to stick my tongue to a pole in winter time in 1st grade, I did it, and it actually got stuck and my tongue started bleeding afterwards
I remember when 6 year old me thought China was some chinese food restaurant in the middle of the sea, i only stopped thinking this when i was 8 and discovered things about chinese history and the fact its the 3rd largest country of the world
When I was 10, my parents were have a friendly fight of who will win in the 2016 presidential elections, and then they looked at me and asked “who would you pick? Red, or blue?” And I said “purple” I ended up getting a round of applause from my parents, like I did that on purpose
Once my dad was giving some people a tour of our house at one of our parties, and he told me to tell them what he did for a living (because they asked). I said “He drinks.” And they couldn’t stop laughing. He still tells that story to people. And, when I was little I thought firing someone meant you shot them out of a canon. Man, some kids are stupid.
The fictionnal world I made when I was about three has become a planet of weirdness, gore, politics, realism, coffee-addicted asteroids, hairless cats and masses of glowing blue sentien crystals that can turn anybody into a mindless slave of the Kraystale
0:44 Way back when i was 5 i did this exact same thing too, however my story of doing this ended way way darker, i was stupid enough to try and yank myself off of the pull which ended up ripping out half of my tongue, a decade later and it still can barely reach out of my mouth now, and occasionally i slur my words too
I work at Child Watch. Coworkers who have kids are allowed to bring them during their shifts as long as they’re added into the attendance. First ever shift I had, I was drawing with one of my coworkers’ kids who’s around 2. I look away for a second and look back to see she had taken this massive fucking stamp and rubbed it all over her mouth. We stare at each other for a second before she smiles and yells “PRETTY!!! 😃😃😃” like no bestie that’s called poisoning yourself by contaminating all the snacks you put in your mouth with stamp ink My sister used to work with this dude who faked his age to get a job at the same place she works and w/ the same kid just a different time as her (she does early intervention for autistic 1-6YOs) and one of the many times that her drugged-out-his-wits coworker isn’t actually watching the kid he (the kid) comes sprinting by her desk while she’s doing paperwork and yells “Running Away! 🤩” like lil man gonna be the worst criminal there is 😂
On July 24, 2023 at 8:00am Pacific Time something in the world will change and 3 races of creatures will be removed from the world, only one will be remembered. This will come out on the news the exact same time.
I have a peanut allergy. So when I was younger like 7 and under, every time my mom would drink alcoholic drink or champagne, and I saw her drinking it and I always ask her “hey mom, what’s that?” And she would say: it is peanut juice. 😂😂
To the smoke detector kids parents: he has learnt how to make a nuclear power plant and over the years, as you give him smoke detectors he has been removing the traces of Americium-241 (a radioactive and hazardous material) and if my calculations are correct since he looks about 5 it’ll only be 8 more christmases until he makes a tiny nuclear power plant
One of the worst feelings in life is when you think back to your childhood and realise how absolutely dumb some of the things you said or did were. And you feel like punching your past self.
When i was younger I used to feel bad watching music videos a lot cuz I thought the people would have to act/sing it every time it was watched just cuz I wanted to listen to music. Not movies though thats ridiculous.
8:25 a thing i like to remember is that if someone ever says ‘year 7’ they’re probably from europe but i know that the number is always 1 less than the equivalent 'grade', like being in year 7 means they were in 8th grade
@@MrFirecastersAny child who can’t use a toaster without burning themselves by the age of six either has a severe medical issue, or some real shitty parents.
3:43 bruh what??? 4:14 there is *o n e* paw print in the center so they're technically the kids are not lying 5:09 who is the leader in all that I w a n t t o m e e t t h e m 6:49 he made worms Christian that's amazing
1:20 Smoke alarms in large numbers can be used for making nuclear reactors, one kid already did it in history. Hes trying to build a nuclear powerplant, or a nuke.
