Killing Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime at the Same Time (I have lost my sanity) 

"The blood of Minos stains your hands" and you can literally see Minos on v1's hand lol

Sisyphus: "You can't escape-" Minos: "-Judgement." Like an old married couple about to dropkick me back to the big bang.

cant wait for people fight all 3 prime souls with only feedbacker

"Thy end is now!" "BE GONE!" "Prepare thyself!" "DESTROY" "This will hurt." "Die!" "Thy end is now!" "You can't escape!"

Don't worry guys, this is just training for the secret p-4 level where you fight all of the prime souls

It's neat how they alternate when they do their attacks to create an inescapable whirlwind of whatever prime souls are made of

Imagine how infuriating it would be from their perspective. Fighting an enemy that heals themselves when they attack you, and heal to full if they parry you, moves around like crazy, and has a bunch of different weapons.

Flesh prison and Minos are short kings

I love how it went from 5 min to 62 min in this fight in just 3 minutes. Time travel is wonderful.

This really puts into perspective why the Kingdom of Heaven is so scared of Prime Souls. *_And of V1._*

At what point is this considered Masochism?

It really does show up onto the reasons that Minos is easier. His attacks have less reach, they're less frequent, and throughout the entire engagement he keeps a parryable attacks which now gives you not only full health but full stamina

It'd be interesting if there were some unique dialogues in something like the sandbox if you spawned both of them together. "Minos? I heard you were killed at the hands of Gabriel" "It will take him more than my body's destruction to put an end to my life" Just a little easter egg of some kind.

Someone give him a windows activation key, he deserves it

2:10 if you liked "Hit Minos in the Pinos", you'll enjoy "Hit Sisyphus in the Phallus"

You have got to turn on bottplog support to really experience this greatness

every cool synced attack moment that i noticed while watching at 0.25x speed: 1:48 - Roundhouse Kick and Judgement one after the other 1:52 - V1 is pinched between Minos's DIE and Sisyphus's combo 1:55 - Minos's snake breaking almost lines up with the finishing shockwave of 'You can't escape' 1:58 - Minos goes up alongside the BE GONE shockwave 1:59 - Overhead and slam at the same time 2:03 - Sisyphus lands the DESTROY uppercut, sending V1 up and causing Minos to pattern-break and attempt an uppercut as well 2:05 - DIE and BE GONE lined up to make a cool double-shockwave 2:07 - Minos does an overhead slam and Sisyphus does a kick from the side 2:08 - they both go up at the same time 2:10 - Sisyphus's stomp lines up perfectly with Minos's DIE 2:11 - Sissy gets hit in the glizzy 2:13 - Sisyphus's slam lines up with Minos's second phase (or maybe he damaged Minos and made him enter second phase lol) 2:15 - Minos rushes in and tries to hit V1 away from Sisyphus while he's taunting 2:17 - Both of them go into the air again 2:18 - BE GONE and snake at the same time 2:21 - Sisyphus attempts an uppercut and Minos does a stomp right after which looks really cool 2:22 - Both ranged attacks at the same time 2:27 - BE GONE right after DIE 2:32 - both 4-hit combo moves 2:35 - Finishing stomp and DIE almost at the same time 2:37 - BE GONE lines up with one of Minos's kicks 2:41 - perfect double-overhead 2:44 - even Minos's death explosion lines up with the shockwave of BE GONE yeah i had nothing better to do

I like how Sisyphus says "CRUSH" in all caps, like he knows Minos said that too.

you can really tell the difference in their fighting styles. Minos is way more focused on melee combat, using everything he has to get close to you. While sisyphus is in no way defensive, his moveset is centered around AoE explosions/shockwaves and some combos thrown in-between. I can't even imagine how long taking both of them down could've taken lol

More like 'Trying to Develop Epilepsy and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at the Same Time'.

The most over the top anime fight of all time comes not from an anime or fighting game. But from a robot reading the Bible and going “this is whack lemme see this for myself”

Honestly, this would be a cool boss fight for a P-3, fighting two prime souls at once and both having different combat styles(Cain and Abel prime?) and the only way to truly slay them would to defeat both around the same time.

Im imagining a layer 9 secret encounter with "sissy" and "pinos", like how the double encounters have seperate names

cant wait till later in the game when these guys become common enemies like the other bosses, also really scared to see these boys with radiance

Pinosphus prime is what I would call this

Y'know, before trying Ultrakill for myself, these kind of videos were literally drugs straight to my brain, can't comprehend crap about what's happening. After playing Ultrakill, I'm now genuinely in awe how they keep track of when to parry from a 0.4 second sound effect while dealing with teleporting scumbags.

"Humans aren't suposed to do this sh1t, we're supose to be harvesting weat and... dying of small pox" - Max0r

2:40 minos and sisyphus doing the same move in the air at the same time Besties goals

all this, but you still have not activated windows?

Ornstein and Smough do be looking very different now

Therapist:Minorstein and Sismough aren't real and they can't hurt you Minorstein and Sismough:

now do minos + sysiphus + activate windows

youve given me some good ideas for dodging syphilis didnt think alot of those attacks could be dodged like that i will start fighting him again when im able to p rank up to that point in the level

I just love them both screaming at you. The voice work combined with all the other sounds just makes, such an experience.

Thanks! This was the first ever video that introduced me ultrakill it just popped in my recommended and I watched it then got hooked.

Can't wait for the P-P, where you'll fight the 3 prime souls, in full radiant, and then fight god himself

Uktrakill community: I want stronger battles, I WANT WAR Hakita: fuck off bruh

I need a good “Judgement” and “Begone” in sync perfectly lol

It's funny how flesh panopticon is so much of a joke that it just dies while you focus fire flesh prison

I got a feeling that something like this will happen at some point where you fight multiple prime souls at the same time and it will only be suffering

Minos looks like Sisyphus's summon

i love how minos is made even more dangerous because sisyphus taeks your attention away from him, and vice versa

Sisyphus saying this will hurt and minos immediately saying DIE is so violent

I love how Sisyphus made everyone use the screwdriver without telling them to, I wonder if that was intentional from Hakita

"The blood of Minos stains your hands" Mininos in his hand: 0

Ladies and gentlemen, he did it. He ULTRAKILLED™

when P-ranking full game isn't enough to flex:

Reminds me of the dark souls Boss Vs. Boss videos. You put 2 bosses next to each other and then realize one is so much bigger than you always thought they were.

I love the choked nuke boost at the end

Well done! When P-3 drops I look forward to seeing all three done simultaneously >:)

Undoubtably the coolest shit ive seen in a video game period

sooooo... can you play the entire game while being chased by those 2? it would be amazing

"The blood of King Minos stains your hands" he says while V1 is holding a tiny king minos.

I have never played ultrakill before but im really amazed by the players who played it like they are very skilled at catching the enemy movement and dashing all around the map

God this is amazing! Im not the only one who wanted something like this to happend

Fighting all 3 prime souls AND something wicked at the same time. That sounds like a good idea

I wish we actually got to fight the Flesh Panopticon

They work so well together this should be official there should be an actual Sisyphus and minos boss fight

That rocket bounce on the floor to escape the AoE was fantastic

You guys have to appreciate this work, 174 tries, 1 hour, yeah this guy needs to be subbed, he worked way to damn hard just to make this video with no commentary. (Kinda)

62 minutes I bet you don’t regret a SECOND of it

PRIME /// THIRD WINDOWS KEY On a serious note, you're beyond salvation, that was an impressive feat, congrats!

looks fun i would suggest using saws more, like for fp at the start and they also shred sisyphus

The fact that he also played through the whole level

Would honestly look forward to fighting their remnant imprints in P3 for entry to the boss room.

The fact that you placed the Flesh Prison *in* the Panopticon makes me want to scream.

this team work is perfect

pretty sick, i like seeing stuff like this where theres still a couple mistakes here and there. Makes it feel like an actual humans doing it lmfao.

The next prison will be a ball The next soul will be baller

I like how you are mostly shooting sysiphus and minos is like a little kid screaming and running around trying to catch you

unironically works great together

now imagine them working like tundra and agony where they can resurrect themselves unless they die at the same time

Alright, I now understand why the human soul has the potential to go Prime. So if you go to hell, at least you know that you can turn demigod-like.

the attempted railcannon nuke boost at the end really nails it in for me. Trying to look cool after pulling off a back flip and getting your pants caught on the door energy

Minos Prime: Die! Sisphus Prime: you cant Escape V1: *parrys every attack*

I swear at some point were just going to get a bonus challenge with the three sanctums together P-S WE THREE KINGS

Its intimadting how sisyphus makes minos look puny

Oh God this brings me flashback to that video someone playing against 20 Marauders

This is probably gonna be the room to be able to beat in order to fight the boss of P-3

Now I feel like a clown against a simple machine

This isn’t masochism, it’s bromance

"a visitor? hmm... indeed, i have" -Sisyphus Prime

Sisyphus: “Prepare for trouble!” Minos: “And make it double!”

Activate windows 💀

This resonates with me deeply as a college student

next prime soul you'll need to beat three of them... just imagine

Sisyphus: "however. The blood of minos stains your hands" Minos: "I'M RIGHT HERE"

ultrakill players achieving a higher plane of consciousness just to kill virtual god:

damn, double trouble indeed.

bro is a walking parrying machine

Just killed Sisyphus, man what a fight... I'll have to give this a try sometime later

Reminder that minos was trapped in the prison before forming atall and sisyphis was put in his almost immediately after forming, these 2 are nowhere near their full strength when fought

I didnt you pressing X on the are you sure? thing still opens the door, if i had to guess thats hell its self talking to you and opening the door anyway

this is what nightmares are made out of

A machine beating the hell out of something the entire heaven itself feared so much

Ok but real talk, what if p-3 is a double battle against 2 prime souls 👀

dude are you ok

that piercer revolver shot lined up perfectly at 1:50

imagine this being the fight before you can enter the P-3 Arena where the 3rd prime soul is (i could see this in the game for some reason)

now do it in the minos prime arena (it's smaller)