Kindergarten's Stabby Janitor Is Back - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Be honest, all CaptainSauce veterans knew exactly what we were in for when we saw an old man with a mop for the thumbnail

“ I may be a tomato but I don’t speak Italian “ A sentence so chaotic yet so well constructed it makes me wheeze on the inside and out

“We want type advantages” Well kids are weak to guns so thats a start

Cap, now the monkey king can extend his staff and his clones can clone themselves, so you should check this out. Edit: For now, Landfall has removed the feature of the monkey king's clones spawning their own, prob bc of some bug idk

First thing I hear when I clicked was: *I can confirm MattShea has been killed by cactuses* XD

“Can confirm that mattshea has died to cactuses” oh my god that killed me

I loved this episode. Then again I love EVERY episode of T.A.B.S.

Captinsauce: "I'm gonna test your strength, so I'm gonna throw you at that mountain over there. Hobbit: "Actually that looks more like a plat-AAAAAAEEEEEUUUUUU" *loud thud

So basically one game committed suicide Another got amnesia And the last one really wanted to show you that it's good in Italian

Cap : “I had a game forgot that it was a game” How does that happen

Sauce Breaks a game: *much laughter* *Game breaks him in vengeance*

The Frosty The Hitman level could be a reference to the Disguise option in Fleeing the Complex of the Henry Stickmin Collection? Maybe? “FROSTY’S ESCAPING!!”

“ I can’t remember how we’ve killed the janitor, but I’m gonna guess we’ve used some guns on him, maybe we’ve blown him up? “ That actually spot on. First game he got exploded. Second game he got shot.

I thought he was never to darken the door of this channel again. I clearly thought wrong.

I don’t care if my picture’s something worth getting fed to sharks or blown to smithereens, but what I care is how awesome and funny Cap is.

"I had a game forget that it was a game and open itself in microsoft excel" uhhhhh.. what

I really thought this was kindergarten I didn't look at the thumbnail

Well I never thought I would see a new video about kindergarten1-2

"what kind of siege weapon falls apart under fruit produce" *_coughs in trebuchet, the superior siege weapon_*

It's nobody's gonna talk about the 6900 points he has when he's fighting himself and MattShea in TABS?

"I can confirm Mattshea has been killed by cactuses" -Saucy boi 2021

Cap: Says a game tried to open in MS Excel Me: Excuse me, WHAT?

Me agressivly shitting on the toilet: Saucey boi is creative

Me:”yay a new video I hope there something new” meanwhile it’s always about murdering hobits

“I had a game forget it was a game” Me:nani

This man sauce loves to hurt anything that isnt cringe level funny😂😂

Sauce: children are easily distracted by balloons so let's impale them with them

The weakness to Cindy is a fork... and a outlet, just ask ted’s twin Sorry I forgot his name so I just said the one I remmebered

Behold: The saucy motto: If shit keeps breaking when you try to get content, get content out of the breakage and play tabs

Day 45 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

“I had a game that forgot that it was game and open itself on Microsoft excel” 😂

"Can confirm that Mattshea has been killed by cactuses". Me: proceeds to die of suffocation and wheezing.

Frosty the hitman, who’s heart was as cold as ice. He’s a pissed of (snow)man cared less of rice and in returned filled you with mice La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and snow is mixed with bones. La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and the highway has traffic cones.

CaptainSauce unit: *yeets tornado* Captainsauce: Maybe we can wind this?

“Totally accurate battle simulater” yet they didn’t add fire melts snow

8:00 that’s beecwuse he wasn’t always. So, when he went back in time, he wasn’t impaled by the janator like a step bro to a step sis yet.

I love watching people get stabbed in TABS! Thats why I clicked on this!

Petition to see the failed recordings The captain tried to make if he still has them V

CS: "I can confirm Mattshea has died to a cactus" The dead-eyes that shot him in the back at 19:13: *Am I a joke to you?"

CaptinSauce: Now can you tabs units not brake or suicide or crash my computer for at least a second im trying to make a video Tabs Units: haha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE crashes his computer

Captainsauce: I’m just gonna put in a couple of halflings *places 30 halflings*

Frosty the snowman has a gun in his hands, saying "wheres the cash at !?"

Remember when pirates were HUGE and it really reminds you of how far we've come

I hope we get to see more campaigns like this for cap. I really enjoy seeing him play our levels and using our creations for his videos.

“I think we blew him up” *me remembering that Cindy bit his ear off*

The celine fane is on the floor like the door

The level description sounds like something Cap would say himself. Also, Snuffy and his tribe absolutely smashing Monty and his tribe was awesome. It’s nice seeing Snuffy destroy instead of getting destroyed for once.

I love when Snuffy just slams Monty after he’s knocked up into the air and makes a wombo combo

Me: waiting for Matt Shea's comment

"Now witness the fire power of these fully armed and operational robot legs." -- Monty the Kindergartener, 2021.

Cap “I take that back that’s not a cute gun” Me: yeah that’s a dead gunner

If Frostys mad about children throwing snow at him because it's like throwing flesh at a human Wouldn't snow falling from the sky be tiny little pieces of skin and water be blood?

Once you finish off the horses, I have 2 campaigns “Tropical and Royal” and “Infernal” like to cap can see

captin sauce gets on tabs: Hobits: SH*T

Tabs is legit the only game that can break and can still survive and also be funny when it does

“Predators And The Prey” 5 Mammoths 10 poachers 5 archers 2 harpooners And 4 raptors

day 4 of telling captainsauce to play don’t escape 3 and don’t escape 4

We need a captain sauce cosplay where he cosplays as the real captain sauce

there is no way a bunch of children can fistfight a tank-captainsauce

TABS units probrably can't spell so the Janitor should fit in

Do you think you will be playing Life Is Strange: True Colors when it comes out?

I absolutely love these videos please keep making more TABS

This is the ultimate revenge you impaled him on a big stick

Day 11 i think of reminding cap to make an episode 4 of the eggplant spirit game

When I saw the title I was kinda confused

I just want to thank you so much mr sauce you have brought happiness when I needed it please keep doing tabs

Ay, CaptainSauce, thanks for being on this platform, school has been rough and your videos always cheer me up. Keep up the great work

Here in 12 seconds

REEEEEEEE day 6 of reeing in sauces videos

I’ve gotta say TABS is the most legendary thing ever!

I rewatched the whole kindergarten 1 and 2 recently HOW DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING

Horse ninjas? Really, horse ninjas?!? Sometimes you hear an idea, an idea so ludicrous that it makes you question the sanity of anyone who seriously considers it. Then you see it made and either humanity if forever transformed for the better, you you half wish a meteorite would come and end it all.

Yo first time ever being first

absolute purrrfection: one of every feline unit. custom units included.

I like how he keeps talking to his army like they can hear him even though he knows they only target the closest enemy😂

I just love watching your tabs videos they’re so funny

I Love your content about TABS, Please make more.

hey sorry to hear about your struggle but im glad your playing tabs! keep it up!!!

Monty being flinged across the battle field is just the greatest

That hobbit getting treated like a baseball pitched to Barry bonds was funny

I am currently sick puking my guts up and captain sauce is the only thing that makes me feel better

I remember I used to watch captain sauce back in 2017 or maybe earlier but then forgot about him until 2019 watched a little bit of him took a break until mid 2020 so while I do remember when he uploaded the Sims and watched a lot of it I don’t consider myself a veteran because I took a hiatus from him for a long time.

"A lot of Guns" 4 Gunslingers 6 Deadyes 3 Quickdraw 3 Cacti Rules: - No using wild west units or custom units

To be completely honest, Cap, TABS is my favorite series from your channel-although I would love to see some more let’s plays of longer games like you did with Little Nightmares 2!

8:52 was probably the first time he got use his tusks properly, and on a kid...that's great

7:09 friendly fire. The lighting built just went around in a circle and struck the other Zeus

9:01 snuffy be zoomin'

I love when someone goes flying and you look up at the wall

First of all saying that Monty’s legs are as operational as the second Death Star is saying that they are operational, because the second Death Star was fully operational. Also Monty was paralyzed in one of the timelines in Kindergarten 1. You are thinking of Kindergarten 2 when you say he is in a wheelchair.

More tabs would be really nice man, it’s some of the funnies stuff in my subscription

The Ballista has always carried him to victory and i love it.

Sauce its not the lightening you have to worry about with smell because *not so fun fact: While rigor mortis sets in eventually, as soon as you die, every muscle in your body relaxes. That includes the sphincters that are in charge of keeping your bladder and bowels on lockdown, says Jorgenson. So if there is anything to expel, it could possibly seep out. “We aren’t talking about the biggest dump these people have ever taken, though,” he says. After all, the muscles that are responsible for forcefully pushing out the nasties are dead*

i love it when cap said oh the wombo combo

This video made my day the reference and everything

It's impressive how a few minutes ago I considered myself to be a failure towards my mom, then I watch your videos and those worries goes away, keep up the good work cap many children and teens are happier because of your videos 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

yknow, for a snowman frosty sure packs some serious heat

I just love all the tabs video

Love this game

the ultimate attack of the underrated •2 bone mages at the front •3 harvesters infront of the bone mages •5 candle heads at mid •6 berserkers 3 at each side •3 scarecrows at the back (hard)

Man cap is really making my 2021 better