The Nurse That Only Hurts People - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

"But she's not gonna survive a sharpened telephone pole to the kidneys i'll tell you that." -CaptainSauce 2021

"The Nurse That Only Hurts People" Me: So basically Nurse Ratched? *Note: I did not know that this character came from a 70s film. I only found out about this character from a RU-vid channel named Cinema Summary.

“If anime has taught me anything is that tentacles have a type advantage.. well him” That’s a good way to say it, I guess.

"The nurse that only hurts people" Kinda sounds like a surgeon to me

me: subscribed to crap channels that release vids every 5-10 hours cap: releases 2 videos in a row me: A BLESSING FROM THE LORD

When Cap uploads 2-3 hours early, 2 days in a row:

"i made the only nurse that only hurts people" Tf2 medic: am i a joke to you

“The healing isn’t as rewarding as the hurting”

Gunslingers: kill everyone but the doctor Doctor: “Oh, your approching me?”

“Greek gods and memes” is a faction in the workshop full of the most op Olympians also sans and papyrus

Sneezy Anus made an appearance on a Game Grumps Episode! It’s one of the Souls Games! At first, he was their enemy, then, he became their friend!

Only OGs remember babs and her brother land shark.

The best feeling is when you realize that Captain Sauce uploaded

“The nurse that only hurts people” *Silent hill flashbacks*

I’m surprised sauce didn’t make a joke about Henry’s aim before getting destroyed

This seems like the best custom campaign we've seen.

This brought back a lot of memories of sauce😂

Am I the only one who loves his TABS vids just bc quarantine made u curious lol

“Predators And The Prey” 5 Mammoths 10 poachers 5 archers 2 harpooners And 4 raptors

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS! Also, The Plague Doctor is from the SCP Foundation, designation SCP-049. He'll one tap you just by touching you, he'll turn you into a zombie (SCP-049-A Instances) through surgery all to find a cure for "The Pestilence". Sauce: "It's so dumb it hurts!" SCP-049 "The Plague Doctor": "You seem sick Captain, I have the cure… I am the cure!"

“The nurse that only hurts people” Did you mean: The Medic from TF2?

I miss sneezy anus, cap playing thief simulator was the first thing i watched, and it was a great series imo

An apple day keeps the doct- oh wait, its a nurse.

"I BLESS THE RAIN DOWN IN AAAAAAFRICAAAA" 50 gunslingers

This video is rated a 9.5/10 by the egg man himself

"The Nurse that only hurts people." **Bloodborne PTSD**

How to kill the grim reaper 101. 1. Get beefy so he can't peirce you. 2. Get them in a thin alley way. 3. Use buildings against them

There is no video that Captainsauce makes that fails to make us laugh. Can't wait for the next T.A.B.S. video.

the six dislikes are the people barbara failed to "save"

I'd love to see more of this campaign

Holy hell he made the thumbnail REALLY well done

"Im not gonna laugh because then ill get a million angry comments" *3 seconds later* *laughs

Nugget say get rid of beard and mustache when at 3 mil

I'm used to a different kind of nurse myself.

Plague doctors projectile is the witches projectile, but the one the witch uses is bugged and doesn’t have the glowing effect and is just a solid purple ball

I still don't understand how he could possibly laugh at the death of the sweet cinnamon roll that is Charles

I managed to pause the intro at just the right time to capture CaptainSauce as just a tomato 0:43

Love to see more of this campaign.

I feel like the Hwacha would do pretty well in most of these levels

He clearly pulled a goku and pulled a smaller amount of energy and sent it at his enemys

I love how their is so many Chanel memes from the past

"Anyvays, zat's how I lost my medical license"

The “stockman” is liberally the reincarnation of the when u get to play as the boss vs when u have to fight it

All of Captainsauce’s video titles are so random.

When I saw the nurse that only hurts people I thought it would be 3 random games but no...

11:07 I said it before I'll say it again. I couldn't stop crying during that scene... ...from laughter.

"Fortunately, he's not the only one who can sling." -Captainsauce, 2021

Who remembers the good old days with chicken man man?

I have an idea for tabs a battle "Hobbit harvest" 100 Hobbits And one unit of any choice but it must be a unit that doesn't do area control.(and no machine guns)

22:46 That's an alternate Candle Fire. In the Unit Creator, it's basically a re-skin.

15:09 This Charles slander is unfathomable

This content is already good, I can tell

Captainsauce is like the guy that loses his voice over nothing

8:00 Is everyone gonna ignore how the Winchester shot was aimed at his throat when he died lol

“He can’t easily throw his balls at us easily” Captainsauce 2021

I knew your where going to post a tabs video this week 😂😂😂

Why is the gandolf plague docter so powerful🙃

“A nurse that only kills people” Dead by daylight players: first time?

the doctor:i am the cure barbara:i see i'm not the only murder doctor the doctor:some called me scp-049 barbra:barbara *and thus a terrifying friendship was made*

"The Shire" However many hobbits it take to spell out the word Subscribe

Day: 69 “Rain down the pain train” All if not most units that fire arrows, That includes the ballista. And you can not use CaptainSauce.

@CaptainSacue I made a custom level! It's my first one so it's probably not the best, but I wanted to make it a sort of new challenge, I don't know how to get the link so I'll just tell you it's called "Club of the Necrodancer" I haven't played tomb of the necrodancer I just wanted to be funny. Also thank you so much for all of the content you have put out on this game, I can safely say that you are the reason it's THIS popular right now, you've been with it from day one and have always been able to get me to smile or laugh with one of your videos, keep up the good work!

please finish this campaign its hilarious and i love hearing the names of all your characters again

Hey sauce! Love your vids, you bring me joy on a daily bases and your videos are hilarious,

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees And for some god damn reason They’re speaking Vietnamese

Revenge of the alive: 10 Knights 10 Archers 3 Wobbly horses You can only use the Spooky Faction

I've been watching your tabs series since your first video on tabs, and seeing you kill a fellow plague pal is a heavy blow, but I'll still watch.

"The god killer is undefeated!!" Who remembered the cactus?!?

“In rock,paper,scissors bullets always win” That only counts when playing in American schools

0:03 Its Bob The Nacromancer. Love that guy

I love this please return soon because I want to see more your RU-vid series villains get destroyed by the all powerful ballista

Hello, how's everyone day/night going?

Are you serious I just finished making a faction/ campaign with the exact same premise. Shiiiii

Captain sauce: it’s been a while since I needed you Also captain sauce: **literally used the ballista in the very last battle**

This is probably my favorite channel on yt. Love the tabs videos so much

First

I think you can kill any unit if you use deadeye on a roof (maybe control it yourself)

I love it I want to see more TABS. I like how creative the maker of that campaign is.

0:58 that bat flying in the sky looked like a floating boot to me for a second

11:51 he uses this joke so much and i am floating on the same boat

The next campaign part is out in the workshop and it was released yesterday called captainsauce custom units in every level part 4! btw its really good

Thief Simulator is one of the most funny story in captain sauce series, and This brings back a lot of memories..

This is amazing I hope you take more of these videos

"very big huge uh oh..." 1 ballista 5 cacti 5 Shield bearers 10 Cheerleaders (with ballista)

Thank you for making videos, I always watch them when I'm going through tough times. My grandpa just died from COVID

049 has breached containment

Cap really does not give a damn about Charles 😂

12:31 the smoothest brained criminals youve ever seen

Omg this is awesome please do more!

14:56 the spear thrower is just a smaller version of the ballista and maybe the last level is the sauce family (the life of Kevin)

Yay yet another masterpiece of the Legend captain sauce YAY ANOTHER CAPTAINSAUCE VIDEO

Your really improving with your thumbnails, it looks so cool!

Barbara's back? And your not just a hand? Wow. Gaming has come far

'i know that a space station can take out a charles but I don't any of those' Captain sauce -2021

i love all of you're vid cause every vid is just so entertaining so keep up the good work

Charles death was definitely the saddest ending

The battle cats Hobbit being cat Shieldber being wall cat Berserker being axe cat Mammoth being sexy legs cat(just look at the legs) Jouster being cow cat Fish being fish cat Valkyrie being bird cat Skeleton archer being lizard cat Ice giant being titan cat

I like how much of a genius Sauce is in the intro.

the super-powered punch is a reference to the attack Henry and Ellie used to finish off the RHM

When you're in quarantine and life sucks.......(heavenly music in background)😇 CAPTAIN SAUSE captain sause captain sause captain sause captain sause captain sause 🍅.😇