Kinect Games - You're a Wizard Jeremy 

Local 5’4” streamer found collapsed unconscious in front of his tv displaying that he had performed 1 calorie of exercise

Jeremy getting his height measured at 5'4" is funny, but seeing that he has a 163" neck really puts everything into perspective

I’m just imagining Jermas first 15 minutes at hogwarts and he’s already tried to use every forbidden spell

“Kids don’t scream like that” -a man who knows very much how kids scream

Seeing a low rendered 3D model of Jerma scream at me is something I didn't know I need.

Fitness instructor "Don't go too fast, watch your form." Jerma laying there dead on the mat doing nothing. Instructor: "Nice"

deranged streamer with 163" neck turns to clay in front of viewers, leaving dozens traumatized

I love when Jerma became a horrible clay monster while trying to be a background actor in a workout tape

We now have the 2006 technology to determine Jerma's true height

Now that Jermas a wizard he can finally pay off his ▩▩ -million- dollar debt to twitch chat. ▩▩ -billion- _god dammit..._ ▩▩ -billion- 1.7 billion

Short, compact man futility attempts to lose weight with his dumptruck attatched.

So, they establish that Harry is in fact a character in this game, yet he's seemingly nowhere to be seen during the Voldemort duel, much less taking part in it, which is pretty strange, because that means that the ghosts of Harry's parents were encouraging some random Slytherin kid during that part.

Voldemort's greatest enemy is the man with the MASSIVE nose

Watching Jerma always feels like a lucid dream

2:15 Streamer sees his face for the first time for the fifth time and cries.

Jerma's Kinect face looks like an Easter Island head

9:29 Wizard kid-Jerma would probably spike the hat and start swearing if he got something else. The first and only American student admitted to Hogwarts.

of course voldemort is pissed a the new guy he clearly stole his nose

Of course Jerma's immediate reaction to a revolutionary-for-the-time body scan is "I don't look like that, that's not real"

2:30 Jerma is indeed short confirmed, also never realised this but his age is apparently 94 as well lmao

Jerma's always pretty great but his physical comedy is another world

Imagine fighting Voldemort with a *stupify* machine gun

2:35 I feel like Jerma back problems mainly comes from being 98 years old

2:27 Jerma is a 5'4" pocket prince

Grown streamer asks chat how to kill child with magic spell

2:15 Sandman melting in the subway scene of Spider-man 3

Sweaty, compact streamer destroys local wizarding school for children.

Local compact streamer turns into ground beef while exercising

That voldemort battle had no right being that difficult. Even for our pro-gamer, Jex Flexington.

Jerma’s wizard looks like Vinny’s Meat

Whenever Jeremy does these types of streams, I like to zone out to what’s happening in the game and just watch the facecam and imagine showing it to someone out of context

2:32 Game made the joke before chat managed to.

I always forget that Jerma has the most furry gamertag ever

Only real fans remember when Jerma ripped his halloween wizard robe on his office chair for sick views

jesus this stream feels like it was an eternity ago

My favorite part of Harry Potter is when Ron spammed WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA at Shrek until it gave him permanent brain damage.

Jerma is an influencer and him screaming into his Kinect proves it

Them replacing Harry with that thing is insane imagine they did that

4:17 jerma looking like sissel from the 2010 capcom game ghost trick (tm)

4:21 Jerma: *moves his arm* Game: *DON'T GO TOO FAST, WATCH YOUR FORM- NICE!*

Jerma is the only person I can safely say has made me actually shit my pants. The good way? The bad way? I don't know.

Find it funny how he pretends to get hit by Avada Kadavra, then later actually gets hit by Avada Kadavra.

Bro, Inremember watching jerma like when I was 9yo and didnt even understand english, Im really glad that I found him again your doing amazing entertaiment. Hope you will still do content like this. ;)

Height 5'4 :Age 98. that's where the 98 comes from.

i laughed myself to tears when it said 5'4". holy shit.

2:32 THE JOKE NEVER ENDS!

The Jerma Cinematic Universe is continuous expanding.

2:15 🗿

Local man screams at IR camera while loosing copious amounts of fat.

he really moves like a sleep paralysis demon huh...

"i have no mouth and i must scream" Jerma is low-key terrifying ngl

4:17 - Hi, Jerma's great grandchildren. You share DNA with this man.

12:22 harry just casually checking to see if he shitted

Oh, my favorite Harry Potter character. Nose-Face!

Imagine the disappointment when you go to Twitch con and the only one there is Jerma

I swear to god I was watching this through my tv and my mother actually came and made sure I was okay because she heard so many weird noises coming from my room

4:16 had me in tears

jerma getting blasted away after firing a million casts and them getting deflected is so fucking funny

Looking good. Feel free to try another look.

12:00 Christ, I haven't wheezed that hard in a looong time

His neck is 163 inches in curcumference.

My door knobs are 38" off the ground (US standard is 34-38" (86-96 cm)). I'm 6'1"(185 cm) and the door knob is just above my wrist when standing normally. Assuming similar body proportions. If Jerma's doorknob is 38" then he looks to to be 4-6" shorter than me which is 5'7" - 5'9" If however his door knobs are 34" off the ground then he would be 5'3" - 5'5" So he could be really short 5'3"(160 cm) but he's probably more like 5'7" - 5'8"(170-172 cm)

2:05 For Jerma getting sent to the playdo dimension.

I fear no man, but that THING....2:17 it scares me

14:45 The return of Aviticus!

It's always a good day when Jerma uploads

every single time chat bullies Jerma into doing something after repeatedly saying "Guys, I'm NOT gonna do X... I'm not gonna do it, guys! It's not happening!", I think of the Freakazoid! Candlejack thing, when he's talking about wanting to do an *F-Troop bit.

Jillian Barberie! Jillian Barberie! Jillian Barberie!

Oh god jerma found the keys again

Jerma985’s funny as hell but it’s hard to continue watching his videos/streams without imagining the massive hogwart he grew on his gamer finger😕

Local Wizard Teaches Pilates Before Entering An Ancient Ruin To Retrieve The Game Winning Sports Ball. Do I Have That Right?

I thought I've seen the thumbnail before but I thought I would watch it again but damn, it's a new vid

I wish the highlight videos would include the original date they streamed in

Local streamer kicks leg through tv after playing Julian Micheals kinnect game

not to simp but love a Jerma vid where you can see him on cameta

11:26 just like the movie.

Jerma doing Kinect has to be one of my fave genres 👏

11:28 thom yorke in no surprises music video

The boy who lived with malforfmed face.

I wouldn’t mind a full play through of the Harry Potter connect game

I played Haunt for the Kinect once. It's an adventure game where you look for objects to solve puzzles, but also fight ghost using simple movements. I played for two hours and was drenched in sweat. It was actually a surprisingly fun alternative to exercise.

this is like a classic jerma video

Saw this thumbnail and got excited that Jerma and DNSL were doing a colab

Jerma getting that first kick is all i need to survive. God Bless.

5' 4" CONFIRMED WE DID IT CHAT

I’m so glad jerma is finally getting back into the Wonder Book games

0:50 I think they meant to say "take the fat suit off"

the body recognition in the biggest loser game is actually really good. how is there no delay at all, and with such detail? isn't that an old game?

Jeremy "im not gonna do that cut to Jeremy doing that" Elbertson

14:25 "What the fuck, who is this kid? His nose if more screwed up than mine. Where's Harry Potter?" "He didn't win the Tri-Wizard tournament, my lord..." "Fuck. Alright, well I came here for a big showdown duel and I'm going to have one."

How will Jeremy commit unspeakable acts of terror in this video?

2:26 Jerma doing Medbay scan hes safe

10:08 _Bruh why do you think?? Have you seen that kid's face and how he moves??_

Jermas model in the fitness game really did good with the nose

Not even 3 minutes in and I'm dying of laughter...

I see Jerma decided to play as the one who stole voldemort's nose to add it to his own, smart choice.

that 31:39 waist to hip ratio... my mans got it goin' on

The Mandrake was making Jerma gamer noises

Nice description jeremy

8:40 THERE IT IS