27:50 Imagine walking in on someone sitting alone in a dark room staring at his computer completely emotionless listening to vacuum cleaner noises. It's fucked up
Imagine someone sitting alone in a dark room laughing their ass off at vacuum cleaner noises! That's even more fucked up, I think it's relatively normal to feel emotionless when confronted with vacuum cleaner noises
@@Grapefruit5000 "Other people might shit at work or at school which is a huge disadvantage." Uhm... excuse me? When you blast chocolate paste all over the school toilet, you don't have to clean the bowl unlike at home... so dumping a brown log in the jock stalls is always superior... dont even need to replace the paper...
@@DrHeinzy Yeah, but you got people walking into the bathrooms going "Eh, wtf is that smell" or "Man, it smells like shit in here". Plus, if you use the bathrooms at school you gotta deal with people banging on the stalls, people peeping over the stalls to ask what are you doing in there, flinging wet toilet paper over the stalls, or worst case scenario someone used up the toilet paper in the stall and you have to head into the next stall over to take a shit. God help you, if you're taking a shit in a high school bathroom and a group of freshmen or sophomores head in there to vape.
23:38 This stream was shortly after the carnival and Jerma was STILL making nonsense bets with chat where he gets nothing if he wins. The debt was inevitable.
@@sozzll Look up Cheltie on youtube for next day edits Superdazza used to do. Now we can stay up to date on Jerma memes for the next few months before he gets fucking DMCA takedowned into the 2ndJerma dungeon and uploads once a week
Jerma is the physical manifestation of that situation when you're with a friend, and one of you says a really dumb joke that gets a chuckle. And then the other person starts laughing, and the absurdity of the situation escalates until you're both just collapsed on the floor with laughter.
Love the idea of anyone who hasn't seen a Jerma stream before, coming into one when he's doing something like the No Emotion for 2 Minutes whilst listening to Jazz, they must be so confused
imagine tuning in to the stream right at 25:23 for your first time and right as you’re about to leave because he isn’t talking he makes a strange growl buzz noise turns to the left and fucking screams
One of the best things about Jerma is that there's a guarantee that at least someone checks into his stream for the first time having to unpack whatever bits like 9:57 is
I tried to play along with Jerma no emotions, and for some reason I found it even harder than he did, trying not to laugh while Jerma is just playing a game in silence also trying not to laugh is surprisingly one of the funniest things ever. Seeing Jerma slowly crack and imagine people walking into the stream to just see Jerma staring with random sounds playing, it just gets to me.
Thank God, I've been awake for years. Now that Jerma has finally given me permission to sleep, I can embrace my long awaited slumber and have a peaceful rest.
34:45 This sound clip made me do some research...I'm now today years old when I found out the "Screaming Sheep" video is fake and was just dubbed with an audio clip from Logic Pro 9
25:00 the southern family joke made me fucking cry laughing. I TOTALLY get what picture he’s trying to paint and it’s so vivid and it’s fucking hysterical.
His jokes about the bikes and cars passing by his house while recording makes me laugh so much more because if you live in Vegas you understand his pain immensely
"Some people drink coffee or water before heading to the bathroom" Jerma's insights really are something to behold. It Reads like he dehydrates to dangerous levels just because he heard it works in public Vegas radio
I don't know how someone can be so unfunny and funny at the same time, you know what I mean? Like, when he tries to make a joke, it just completely flops, but he's just so naturally funny, charismatic and a dork, it's great.
jermas great at manufacturing awkwardness too in a funny way so part of me always feels like when he makes a genuine joke hes purposefully being unfunny
@@Natalia-no9yj Exactly, he is amazing at utilizing his setup, sorroundings and chat to make jokes that just fit perfectly. It is those jokes where he then immidiatly says like "wait thats not funny!", or where he is trying to think up a weird word to call something that I am refering to, as you said, creating his own awkward moments
15:04 I was taking a piss at 2 am while I had this playing in my headphones and that noise scared the shit outta me and made me shotgun blast tf outta my piss
12:50 Made me so depressed. The big orchestral music like you've accomplished something, but instead Jerma is just waiting for a number to go up more in a game thats only feature is the number going up more. I hate idle games so much.
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The Katamari orchestral music caught me so off guard lmao
Somehow, all those years ago when I watched a TF2 live commentary from some Bostonian guy, I knew deep down that one day I'd be listening to him discuss the evolutionary line of ass-wiping.
2:22 I agree with jerma on this. Who takes a >10 minute shit? Do they wanna live the most barren comfortless lives possible that they won't give them selves a good half hour to relax on the toilet?
Imagine going on Twitch and checking out a Jerma stream for the first time and all you see is a man with a blank expressionless face listening to an hour of vacuum sounds turned all the way up and occasionally dabbing.
Ah yes, the origin story behind Jermas obsession with large numbers. A classic tale of the difference between need and greed. Truly philosophical this is, only the truest intellectuals would understand.
