@@JB-wh9ux perhaps you could coax him back with an offer to record Frankenstone's (of the Flintstones cartoon fame) "I'm A Rock Star, That's What I Are" song from the "Rocking and Rolling Frankenstones" episode. Granted it's from Frankenstone's sellout period, but it works better as a more compatible cover for KIng Diamond than Frankenstone's early work doing angry alienated outsider hardcore such as his seminal "MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD" release, despite the fact that Fred Flintstone literally TAAAAAPED THAT MOUTH SHUT when he sang it in the episode At least you might be able to recoup your losses from this Applebee's fiasco (not assigning blame here, literally no one could've foreseen King Diamond's perfidy in proclaiming Devil's Dance from Reload as "true cavult" despite it being a song by a bunch of JOJOS except maybe through the same satanic black magic King used to stick you with the Applebee's tab) (note: apologies, couldn't find an edited clip on RU-vid of that song because it was apparently methodically removed from here due to some copyright intellectual property paranoia on the part of whoever owns the rights to it now) Rocking and Rolling Frankenstones archive.org/details/Extremely-Rare-The-Frankenstones-1980-encoded-by-GEor4745NIUS-Ultra-High-Quality-Hanna-Barbera/The+Frankenstones+-+S01%2C+E10+-+Rock+and+Rolling+Frankenstones+%5BGEor4745NIUS%5D.avi
Do the become the knight next. Make sure he does talk with black winds, so that Black Winds can send becum the knight on a STREEEEEEEEEEEETCHER for slandering almighty, and I said it almighty goddamit, Bathory!
Alan Thicke once pulled that trick on a local TV personality. Which totally fits the bill as Growing Pains was about as kvlt as kvlt kan be until Robin decimated posers with the almighty- and i said ALMIGHTY goddammits- Blurred Lines.
So it’s great and all that King Diamond can escape from paying the bill, but does he FIT the bill? After this interview I’m not so sure. We may have to double check with don of the dead or Dave from manticore.
