Kingdom Come Deliverance IMPOSSIBLE Challenge Attempt 

I'm just imagining some inhabitant of this 15th century Moravian village peering over their fence to see the blacksmith's brittle boned haemophiliac kid muttering to himself "It's nice they rear up when they run, you can get quite a few hits." as he boxes the arse of the neighbours cart horse.

I thought my neighbor was a peaceful herbsman. Kinda kept to himself. Little did i know he was the local cowpuncher we couldnt catch... never wouldve guessed.

The protagonist running around like a total fucking psychopath, opportunistically knocking people out simply for the sake of getting better at it is some of the funniest shit lmao "Oh, a guard woke him back up, that means I can choke him out again on my way back" Utter menace

Starting dead twice is hilarious

It's good to see you back here posting content for us

I did a challenge like this once and learned something important. You can soft lock yourself in the dream sequence when Henry comes back to Skalitz and gets his ass beat. If you are too strong in unarmed you can defeat the fully armored dream Cumans and the only way to wake up from that part is to die

Btw when you kill cows they drop meat which is initially considered stolen, but if you pick it up and then drop it on the ground, and then go to the other side of Skalitz and come back, the meat shouldn't be considered stolen anymore, been awhile since I've done this but it should still work.

There's something calming about watching yet another KCD series starting episode where someone abuses the shit out of Skalitz again

I've done exactly what he's done at the beginning picking up every herb I can find. But I don't drop it in the street. What I do is I fill up my inventory full of herbs and then every once in awhile go back to the shops, and sell the herbs to the vendor, getting all their money and their Marigold and savior schnapps. Then I repeat that process to gain all of the marigold and savior schnapps potions from each vendor. Obviously there is not enough herbs on the ground to make enough money to trade for the Savior Schnapps and Marigold potions. That's where the cows come in later on by cooking their meat and selling it to them for extra value getting the the extra potions. You just have to get a weapon of some kind and kill the cows and then leave the area and the cows will respawn. Sometimes I do have to use some of my money that I've collected from them to balance out how much is owed but after a while I can get that money back I'll go from house to house lock picking the doors and then walking away and waiting for them to lock the doors again and repeat the process. Until I can get my lock picking up high enough to get into the tougher locks. And then I get to pick up all of the herbs that I sold to the vendors and i can I put them in the chest in the living room of our house and I picked them up later right before the fight with Runt and just like that all the loot and herbs are now in the chest at Rattay Mill

I've been waiting for this for months, and finally! Thanks.

Damn, ive been asking for this for so long and you basically drop it on my birthday. Thanks!!!

I love this. KCD is so hard already, but I just love seeing someone take on this challenge. This is what I'm bingeing today on this grey, foggy day.

you have systemically played all my favorite games! good work and great video!

Love seeing more kingdom come! Thank you for scratching that itch, not too much out there.

Played this game a ton, hardcore 100% completion with all negative perks and other challenges like only swords or no heavy armour, but this challenge sounds very cool, will try it myself!

Just found your channel. Love anyone who still plays this absolute masterpiece of a game

Glad to see this game back. It looks great but man when I tried it some of the mechanics (mainly archer and lock picking) and I didn't mix well.

Nice! Loved your last KCD series even though it ended the way it did. I'll be watching this one for sure.

A new attempt! I've been looking forward to this

poor guy in the straw hat never saw it coming...several times lmao

didn't see that you were posting these, but I did see the community post about the series, looking forward to the whole playlist!

I stratet my first KCD playthrough like two weeks ago. After some back and forth I've decided to play on hard.... now over 50 hours later, I have to say this is one of the best videogame experiences I've had in my life so far. Yesterday finally aquired some decent armor, I feel so powerful now and people talk to me with respect 👍

I just got KCD yesterday after watching the hardcore challenges and was hoping you would release more KCD content Timing is perfect

No UI puts me of about trying hardcore,I get lost like a drunk pigeon 😂. Cheers for trying,subbed

First video i watched of yours, absolutely loved it, time to binge your videos lol

What a fortunate debute! My Henry usually dies by spawning/despawning cows while trying to punch them on PS4. As for lack of lockpick - stealing everything from Skalitz residents is not really necessary, since it doesn't give a lot of advantage long term.

Love to see a new KC:D run, and with some very spicy rules. Are you using any mods at all? There is a very neat mod that does nothing except skip the herb-picking animation, which over a whole run could save you literal hours

Henry: It's a hard life... Negative Perks: We'll live it together

The first ever playthrough I played this game on hardcore with all negative perks. It's actually just fine and going back and playing on normal with fast-travel seemed like a immersion-breaking boring mode. All about perspective I suppose.

Glad you’re back, videos like these hit the algorithm lol

doing simular :) wanted to see if I could max all skills before leaving home. turns out that the whole town respawns by the time you sober up twice so you can kill them with weapons/stealth. archery I'm saving for when I get to bet on myself. MUCH faster than animal hunting. fun fact hitting a sheep with a Warhammer counts as hunting in this game :) ps. hunting sheep with a Warhammer while Henry is drunk and player is stoned is very fun. sword max fist max (horses) ax max mace 18. cant max mount. cant max alchemy. drinking 15 all negative perks never left Skaltz.

Good luck, brother! Thank you for your vids. Helps alot during this time.

I loved your last campain, it made me replay the game, happy to see a new one!

Do you play with any of the DLC's? Keep up the great Work man! :)

I have always wanted to try this challenge. I completed the game on hardcore mode and what an experience, I actually got lost in the woods at a few places lol. Going to enjoy this and might re-install and finally try the challenge. Good luck Strat

What i do for optimizing strength without the glitch is go to trainer and keep hitting him over and over without chaining my attacks, then i fight kunesh and lose and then i throw the shit at the house and get in the fight there, that helps ramp it up before i go on my robbery spree so i can actually knock most everyone out

Clearly you play this game a lot and like the rest of us have a lot of love for it, but calling our dearest Bianca (God rest her soul) the "barmaid lady" was outright disrespectful 😂 great vid, loved it.

I haven't finished the last series and the new one is up already. Awesome!

Damn, imagine putting that much effort improving your life and then you just die because you slipped on the stairs.

Good to have you back, Strat.

Bro's jumping from there to there, knocking out people, and beating the shit out of the village cattles, lol truly a psychopath

From bovine bludgeoner to bashful botanist, this video has it all

You are insane, man :D I did the This' but a scratch run, but not with perma death...

My first time playing this game was such a pisstake. The lockpick mechanic essentially didn't work for controller, you'd have to be quadruple jointed to do even the most basic lock. So with that in mind I went through a chunk of the game ignoring locks, then someone informed me you could swap settings. That fixed that. Once I'd done that I reset the game. This time around I went in with some knowledge and the ability to open things, turned out to be my personal game of the year. A lot of respect to warhorse for giving us this game, even on the tight budget and small dev team.

HENRY'S COME TO SEE US! AND HE'S PUNCHING OUR COWS AGAIN

Ah Skalitz you can get a fair bit done with the infinite livestock. Meat will lose condition and thus it's stolen status over time or as you did at the end simply cook it. Also for speach purposes you can buy items to sell to other vendors that don't accept herbs such as clothes. That way you can also drain everyone else. Also i do like to get the butchers blade to help my agility. Feels a bit faster to me. And stashing in Henry's house is a great way to take advantage of one of the few fast travel options in hard core a bit later... you can't win the fight anyway 🤷 a bit of snail walking is all good to bring the stash to Rattay. Lots of good tips here.

Nice first vid and can't wait to see more! Curious how are you going to handle the mutually exclusive achievements? Getting 100% isn't possible without savescumming different quest outcomes for quite a few achievements iirc. Love to see you making KCD content!

To anyone thinking about a HC: get ready to run around in the forest for hours!!

idk if someone has said this or not but one good way to farm animals more efficiently is to hit their butt. Works with both unarmed and weapons. u just keep stabbing their butt, easier to do on cows but all animals work that way I think. the hit effect would be some mud and the sound is solid hitting sound rather than the slicing thru meat u hear usually. when u hit the right spot dont move ur mouse but just keep spamming stabs. This wont damage the animal while u gain xp. only thing is the cows might move away once in a while so best way is to corner it and start farming.

21:41 guard: i dont get paid enough for this

doing this without the mods that get rid of the herbalism cutscene and make the fletching in the arrows colorful is nuts

Does "one life" mean you will restart if you get the bug that insta kills you with fall damage occasionally when you get off your horse or will you just not use a horse?

i mean i get what you were saying bout the map and its markers, but almost everyone has a gps on them this days...technology is wild

Welcome back Strat

Flower Picking Simulator. Cow Punching Simulator.

I've been waiting for this for months yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

The block about never using something you craft is clearly a childhood traum with those old game when you got ONE potion, you use it and ending up stoping in the late game juste BECAUSE you took that potion... Sad story

I have already done a similar challenge I love challenges like this except the armor part I have done similar challenges for dl2 dl1 rdr2 with challenges like this it's the most immersive engaging and holy way to play ever have fun friend.

God damn making this challenge so hard on yourself makes me worried we wont see the finish. I subcribed just to see the journey I hope you will finish it. But no armour? Hot damn, Mate! Edit: I am sorry mate I just saw the playlist --> 43 episodes Holy shit!

for "getting the lockpicks" part. I always wondered this myself but I figured out the reason after many playthroughs. Dont touch the coal till the very last thing you are going to do. Once you buy the coal, you no longer need the money which means you no longer need the tools so you lose the option to talk to the guy for the fight and the lockpicks.

I just beat the game on hardcore with all negative perks, took me a bit to get used to riding everywhere. doing a no-kill, virgin run for the last 2 achievements

I eliminated Johanka before fighting the boys because without her the catchpole never comes and I had free range over beating each guy and they never died so I'd get each melee weapon and beat them with it just to get to level 20 in each skill LOL On a side note, I believe you won't need vambraces past level 5 of archery as Henry is now "proficient" enough to not flay his own arm

People, he is back!!!!

is there not a mod that removes the RP for picking up herbs, feel like it would be fine if you used that. Love the video :)

you have to get the lockpicks before you get the charcoal

"This guy's all by himself" LOL XD

Should call this one the “Charles II Challenge” in honor of the peak Hapsburg genetic “achievement.” He also played through life with every possible negative trait

YAS ATTEMPT 2 LETS'GO. I feel like last time you were kinda bored when you started clearing Rattay. Such a waste last time. Also, I would definitely see uncut 2 hours herb picking :3

one note about late state herbalism: you don't get more xp for picking more in one go

If you get into a fight with an immortal character you can hit them infinite times and they never get knocked out

That's pretty much my 'normal' occasional playthrough of KCD *g* But nice to see some fresh KCD content though :)

You can sell Stolen stuff to Bianca btw

2:23 SAME BRO! Lmfao Just recently I finished BG3 and did exactly that, saved my scrolls and potions the whole game for the big fight and didn't use a single one lmfao

Just to let you know I leveled up to 18 on herbalism .

Finally here to binge the series

Haha just finished the old 20 episodes of this series right in time for the start of a new one 😄 Maybe you can try to progress more on the Main Quest this run 😄

Now this is the challenge we want yess this might be the hardest challenge

Keep this series up please!!

I just finished watching the first play through!!!! Hell yes!!!

I downloaded the game again but this time on Steam, after seeing what Kingdom 2 will come out and my God, my friends criticized me for spending 5 hours beating up a cow so that I could beat up an entire city and come out with lvl 12 very strong

“So it’s not too bad…” Thank God that isn’t real life 😂

YES ANOTHER KCD CHALLENGE!!

Challenge failed right at the start! One life, hardcore mode starts you dead! XD

Welcome back! Nice video Maby continue with MB bannerlord with new updates :D

Gonna watch this whole video starting it now but i just gotta say like master strike make everything easy so im interested to see how you approach not just combo locking everybody

Oh this looks FUN!

Peta isn´t happy with this video :(

Hi Strat, just wanted to know, whether you are really determined to finish this goal, as it is really bonkers to pick up a series just to see it unfinished. And you have given up in the past with Kingdom Come.

ha, I was expecting hardcore and challenge, but I saw the usual beginning of the game :) all these moments when he punches cows? Why doesn't he strangle the guard with the bow? etc

I'll never play games like this without a mod to remove the pickup animation. It gets old reeeeeal quick

I highly doubt I am the first person to comment, or if this is still even relevant. Fritz will only give the lockpicks if you don't finish the charcoal quest. So if you buy it early it will cancel the quest with fritz.

we are so back

Try herding sheep into kunesh's barn and dropping the meat.... respawn the sheep and the meat isn't stolen anymore:)

I pick things up, I put them down.

Oh no...Ill have to play it all again...YAY!

Is it even possible to max speech with numbskull?

I really enjoyed your first attempt until you accidentally ran over the guard and went on a spree, so I hope this time around you make better choices.

yeee! i also just started a hc run

It's here! :D

This is a weird looking Elder Scrolls game ...