Kingdom Come Deliverance - Kill Everything - Part 1 

Henry is so hungry that he is going to clear his plate :P

Bodies scattered all around, most things stolen, and strangely piles of beef everywhere. Yah, the cumans are going to be telling ghost stories about Skaltiz for generations.

@@helicalgoosethe ghost of Skalitz

50,000 peasants used to live here. Now it's a ghost town

​@@hugocorreia8039Is this a Gow reference?

They were probably like “oh shit, looks like someone already did our job for us”

Haha, its a strange release day for certain, but hopefully the episode is pretty good for you all :D

@@helicalgoose Really dug the Bohemian Psycho play style. Senseless slaughter is the best kind of slaughter. Can't wait for part 2!

I think its the force he put behind that stomp, it sort of makes me think that the villagers or guards owed him money or something. :P

The most accurate description of what happens in this game :P

Look, Henry's come to slay us!

@@docelasustypek1321 Not everyone is always happy to see Henry :P

Sir Hanush is a lucky man that you can't poison his booze, otherwise he would really go thirsty :P

He must have had wild night there to never forget such memory.

lol, I like to think that was the bailiffs last words. No matter how bad it gets...don't forget!

lol, I like to think that was the bailiffs last words. No matter how bad it gets...don't forget!

Fun fact: Kuttenberg still exist in Czech rep. (Kuttenberg = Kutná Hora)

And they say games cant teach us stuff lol

100% agreed! Luckily in this game there are only a few immortal characters in the main quest (outside the tutorial). I was to say 9 people in total, maybe a couple more if you include the DLC. Not quite the same freedom as Fallout New Vegas, but pretty good, considering Henry already wiped out 155 NPCs just in the tutorial areas, so I am afraid about how high this counter is going to go! :P

well its hard to make every npc killable... In an rpg

Jesus Christ be praised indeed! *starts pouring out a drink*

OOOooh, if they ever make KCD2, I demand there is a line in the game where Henry says that. I might just have to pay to get the voice actor so say such a thing :P

Sir Robard could've stopped all this, he had his chance! But as twists go, that would've been a good way to do a surprise ending of the game :P

Sir Hanush might stop breathing before he stops drinking. But with Henry around like that, it might happen :P

I would've been proud of Sir Radish if he was actually taking down the Vlandians death stacks for me, unlike my other NPC so called allies who funnel 100 man armies into 1200 doom stack armies that they have been bringing around. And right when I have them on the ropes and cut down their armies and capture most of their lords, they do a peace that does nothing but let them rebuild that death stack. No no, I didn't have problems with them recently in Bannerlord :P

Many thanks! I do miss making videos for KCD since they bring out so many good opportunities to edit some fun things out there :D

I love it so much. Just think of all the crazy physics we would see if they had more NPC enemies on horses. I am certain we would see a few enemies stuck in tree or on top of houses non stop :P

Haha, I had no idea that I said that until I was editing this series up. Sometimes these things just get blurted out and works :P

@@helicalgoose that’s what makes your channel so unique 😂

Ah you mean Tom McKay. I don't know, that might be a good AMA sort of question for him. Though to be fair, I don't know how he would answer something like that. "Your face is responsible for legions of digital deaths in 1403, what do you have to say for you self?" Tom Mckay:"I feel quite Hungry"

Many thanks for coming back and watching again! KCD is just one of those good times once in awhile. :D

Henry calling dibs on Skaltiz. Now the cumans are pissed at him and plot throughout the game to get their stuff back from him.

Got to clear out all the 1403 country side, Henry is making way for new building prospects in the region. Oh god, that makes him sound way more evil that usual.

I am glad I am not the only one laughing at a gaggle of villagers all bunched up looking for a guard and having a grand time :P

Haha, the second play through is the best for KCD to be honest! For me the first time through, I was being careful, trying not to make NPCs mad or anything. But after beating the game I was like screw this! Time to be a jerk, and that is when the game really opened up for me!

I do like the fact that Henry's dad, witnessing the village completely destroyed is only concerned about getting cold ale from the Inn. A true father if there ever was one. :P

Henry wanted to give hugs to everyone in Talmberg, but someone squealed on him, so now they got the love taps all around instead.

Real estate agents hate Henry for this one trick in creating affordable housing...

Ah, I am glad to give a little bit of joy, hopefully the rest of the day turns out much better! *starts pouring a drink*

That is what we all like hear! Jealous of the nuggies! Now I have to go out and buy some myself! Enjoy! :D

I believe the people of 1403 Bohemia just look at Henry like..."ah shit, here we go again" whenever they see a new playthrough.

Many thanks, glad you enjoyed! KCD2 coming out so there is an opportunity to play the original one more time before the release! Now, another Witcher game would really really be great, but I don't think we are going to see that for another decade haha

Many thanks, I appreciate that! Hopefully the next one will continue to please :D

Many thanks glad you enjoyed it! If you're the mood for waiting for something similar, check out the Hardcore Henry series I have. It is like 46ish episodes and sort of has the same feel, but on hardcore mode, just not as keen on killing everything that ever exists in the game :P

Haha I am glad to hear that! Enjoy this lazy Sunday video with a little drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Haha, it is quite a strange video indeed, especially if you haven't played or its been awhile since playing KCD, which is now about 5+ years old. But if you have played it already, it is much easier to follow along with Henry that has gone off the rails :P If a similar thing thing interest you and you don't want to wait for the next parts, you can check out my "Hardcore Henry" series, which is a bit less murdery but still off the rails. :P Either way, thanks for the sub! :D

@@helicalgoose Thanks for the reply and the advice, i'm definitely planning to check more out, just got done watching theresa going ham and murdering everyone. Your editing makes things even more fun too. Keep it up!

Oh god, I forgotten about that. Though Theresa going ham and just destroying everyone in no armor and just a dress is pretty spot on. I do wish she did have more voice lines in certain situations, but glad you like the editing, hope to see you around for me :D

Many thanks! I do not think this series will be as long as the Hardcore series, but should be some of the similar fun. Maybe a few more new skits here and there since now I have tons of saved dialogue all around :D

Its good to play KCD again a bit :D I needed a year to cool down but I feel right back at home doing a little cleaning up, but you're right that it is a good stress relief doing this :P

Haha many thanks! I am glad you are enjoying this series! I know I might be a bit slow putting out new ones and I see you got to part 5 already lol If you feel like a binge series, check out the "Hardcore Henry" series I did last year, it has about 50 parts and its sort of the same style of editing, just less murdery, but more Henry jerk :P

I am certain that Sir Hanush doesn't care what happens in his domain as long as the booze keeps flowing! *starts pouring out another drink*

Many thanks! Hope you enjoy the rest of the series, I should be keeping it up. If you like the editing and the madness and do not want to wait for further releases, try out my "Hardcore Henry" series. Its about 50+ episodes and has similar editing, just Henry is not as stabby as this one ;)

Haha, glad you enjoyed! Kingdom Come is a great game but has been played out way too much and sort of slow. A bit of music and some sound effects really spices up the game a bit to make it much more enjoyable to watch, not to mention playing Henry as a jerk helps out a bit too!

I do have to make a KCD video sometime where no cows are harmed and it would shock everyone here :P Hope you enjoy the video! Here have a drink! *starts pouring a drink*

Thank you for not just standing there :D @@helicalgoose

@@helicalgoose Maybe you will do one last playthrough, in the future, of Henry the Monk? No killing, no stealing, wearing only monks cloth? To repent all your sins! Hardcore mode as well.

Hmm, that does sound like a good short challenge. The biggest problem I have in my own head is not B-lining it to the finish line asap, but does seem like something to do for a quick little play time :P

Same here! Its good to be back playing a bit of KCD! *Starts pouring out a drink*

That is such a strange glitch. I was doing the edits and what I noticed is that there were two stools under Stephanie, one off from the other and I wonder if that stool was suppose to be under Henry? but then it was over there and that is why he sat over there instead of the bed. But honestly, I haven't seen Henry sit normally on the bed at all.

Haha, I was reading this part as its crazy that Henry decided to get up one day and run past his parents and said "Today I choose violence" and just went with it :P But many thanks! I am glad you enjoyed KCD madness! Hopefully you will stick around for some more!

Haha, I like to think that Henry just hikes up 2nd floor of a building to stare through windows. But that sound effect is crazy especially with headphones. If I don't know its coming it hits me too! I think there are people outside my place.

Haha, well it is great fun to go through this game and cause a bunch of chaos! I don't show it in this episode, but I want to say in the first episode of my "Hardcore Henry" series, I show another bug how you can level up quite a bit. Also it has a similar feel to this style of editing, so the Henry is still a jerk, just not trying to kill everyone, well on purpose. :P

Everything you need to know how to play Kingdom Come Deliverance the correct way! :D

Haha, I love how most KCD play throughs of mine end up like this. The only one was the "pacifist" run, but even then I did a lot of punching.

Haha its good to see you back again too! I did not know about the "kill option when he eats" ill have to check that out. From what I thought in this game since time is standing still sort of, that none of the villagers eat during this time. He loses his immortality tag right after the dung quest, so that is a bonus there. And I think we can kill him one more time during this play through :P I do have to say I was trying quite a bit to get out of Skaltiz when you go back to the village and Zbyshek ran out. I was trying to get a shot at him since he might not be immortal again? but that is alright, most of the character only need to get killed once ;)

@@helicalgoose I've got a clip of my Henry taking out Zbyshek and I can't remember if it's before or after the dung throwing scene... I assume after. But I'm sure you can figure it out! Great video again!

Many thanks! If you do find it and it was before the dung scene, then I am completely interested because that could break the game even further, the possibilities!

@@helicalgooseI've got it saved on my phone, happy to share it if I can but it's literally seven seconds of the animation of Henry doing the kill... I'm certain it's after the dung throwing as everyone just goes back about their business and set npc routines. If you like I can try emailing the clip or house location? But that said if you keep away from the tavern before the cut scenes trigger I'm sure the NPCs go about their routines and the house in question is on Kunesh's side of the village...

@@helicalgoose I've found a save pre cut scene I'll see if it works and report back 👍

Its a classic, we can't leave Peshek out in the cold like that! During this play through ill see if I can find some more voice lines to go along with it :P

Everyone else in Bohemia is guilty of sin, the poor dogs are just being freed from their mortal coil by Henry. (Oh god that sounded dark, when I typed that, I think Henry is starting to get to me)

Its a good hat and looks good in most cut scenes. I had to fight the urge to wear it most of this episode.

That knocking sound effect causes a 100% scare rate on head-phone users :P

Honestly, its one of the best death animations I've seen. I wasn't going to add in every single one, but that one just made me chuckle a lot :D

Many thanks! And you had me worried there for a second, I thought I missed someone and had to go back to "clean up" the problem. But no no, in that cinematic the guard exists only there, and no one is inside that gate house. Would be funny because after you kill all the guards in the rest of the area, all the villagers would start running to his position making it an easy balled up target to clean up :P

Hmm, that is not a bad idea. Maybe not every episode since I don't know how many I am going to do also there are only so many limited ways to kill people. But I do like the challenge and idea of it :D

I feel like that reference is ingrained in all gamer's memory, even those who have not played the game before :P

Henry just wanted to use the sword all the way and lose it Runt, and after Runt takes the sword, have him take the blame. No no, Captain Bernard, I didn't have the sword. Runt did! Look its the exact murder weapon all covered in blood of a multiple towns.

I hope it enjoyable for you all! In the mean time have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Everyone here except the 1403 villagers of Bohemia are happy to see Henry again. They're getting some serious PTSD with all these different series :P

Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed the intro to the mass wipe out of 1403 Bohemia :P

Jesus Christ be praised! Haha, its good to be back with KCD stuff! :D

Alive and well, just with less sleep after finishing it, but seems to be worth it! Enjoy! Good to see you back :D *Starts pouring a drink*

After a bit of hibernation, Henry is once again hungry. :P

Many thanks! Glad you're enjoying them, hopefully I can keep this series going! Lots of editing for the 2nd part coming up sometime next week haha

@@helicalgoose yeaaa pls more kcd content

I am glad to hear that! This part was not too bad for the challenge since its pretty straight forward. The next episodes we got to keep people alive so long to allow them spawn other people that might try to get away alive in this playthrough :P

Its good to see you back again! Its only a 40 minute video so hopefully it doesn't take you away from your Uni work too much! *starts pouring out a drink*

Honestly, its one of the most scary sound effects out there. Even I have to check my doors at times.

The arrow bounce off people's heads is one of the greatest things in this game. When off a helmet sure, but their dome like that. But the finishing slap was just icing on the cake, I had to show that to everyone.

Many thanks! That Sims music is amazing to be honest. It brings back some good memories!

@@helicalgoose yes, it does! But the specific use of the music while you were going after everyone in town made it hilarious 😂

I think that after beating the once, that is true that the game's true fun is going into full war mode and just taking everyone out. Playing the game is fun for me up until you get to the Monastery mission, not that mission is that bad, its just the game starts to feel like its a slog at that point and you still got like 20+ hours to go!

Its good to be back in 1403 Bohemia, but I feel like the villagers wish that Henry would stay away longer :P

After Hardcore mode, Henry is now "enlightened" in the best ways to deal with the 1403 Bohemian peasantry.

The catchpole knew right away he had no authority over Henry and just noped out there :P

Haha here is a drink for the under 1 minute crowd :P *Starts pouring a drink*

Ah, I hope for a speedy recovery! :D *starts pouring out a drink*

@@helicalgoose😂

Yup 100% that is possible. But the way I skip the cutscene, there is a way to get back to it and have them all respawn with a little twist. I am still doing recordings for next episode so not certain if I show that off or not quite yet :P But killing them all with bleeding is quite a feat. You really have to plan and chug potions to get through all of them.

Haha, I am glad that so many of you had the similar experience and its just not me seeing it every time I start to Bork my game a tiny bit. I do not know when or if it ever worked properly :P

@@helicalgoose I know it worked when the game came out that's about it 🤣

@@adam7802 Thats the strange part right! Why it worked then, but not now! I am mystified at times! It wasn't like patched right?

Haha, glad they're fun and not annoying! I feel like the sound effects for KCD playthrough is a must now! Wish I knew how to make a mod for this to add in strange sound effects whenever you do high damage or crazy stunts. It would make the game...interesting :P

Talmberg is for the people, well if the people I mean for Henry and Sir Robard running around :P

Haha, poor Theresa. Henry is already going to the dance with Kunesh :P

Haha, he would make Bhaal a real proud father, though with this sort of bloodlust Bhaal might try to adopt ;)

Its good to play KCD again a bit :D I needed a year to cool down but I feel right back at home doing a little cleaning up :P

New Vegas is one of those games that just lets you finish the game if you want to take everyone down. Its like the devs planned for it, where the only unkillable person is Yes man, but I mean you can kill him but it keeps coming back lol But fantastic game to just chill out and start wiping out New Vegas :P This one lets you do it mostly, there are about 10-15 immortal people but other than that, everyone else is fair game :P

I actually sat there for awhile until I was able to get off. Sometimes with the immortals they still technically have a health bar and if it taps at zero they have a chance to "surrender" Was hoping for that to occur, but it seems Sir Divish was not having it at all, oh well still good fun :P

Leeettts gooo! *starts pouring out drinks*

Henry has never been shy about expressing his hunger. Just it usually involves axes and screaming..but you can tell when Henry is Hungry :P

Enjoy! Hopefully you have something nice to drink while you watch if not! *starts pouring out a drink*

Its amazing that killing the people just causes their clothes to disappear but they sort of still live on in the cutscene in time! :D

I love it too! The axe animation just makes Henry that much more brutal than anything. I do wish there were "mercy killing" animations for the heavy pole arms, like the big hammer. Just think how brutal that would've been :P Also, check the newest video coming out in a couple day, you probably will like it ;)

Haha, I like to think that Henry had all the loot of Skaltiz piled up in front of the gates and then Henry just sets it on fire in front of the Cumans. Its all about sending a message about it was never about the money, but for murder! Damn I wish KCD models were setup for SFM :P

Haha, that is actually quite normal. I do hope you enjoy the game the first time all the way through, but playing the second time, I hope these videos gives you an idea what else can be done in the game ;) Hope you enjoy the series and KCD playthrough.

I am actually scared what I started. I really thought I could finish this in about 2-3 episodes and dear god I barely got through the second episode recording and its almost 6 hours long and I barely did a couple quests...hmmmmm

@@helicalgoose I'll be here for it, you started something I couldn't finish. Wanted to do this after finishing the game cause I could... Only to remember just how massive the game is.

He is essentially the terminator at this point in the game, trapped inside a castle area. Technically I could get him to surrender but...that is a tall order in this stage of the game ;)

Many thanks! Have yourself a little drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Cheers mate@@helicalgoose

Glad you enjoyed it! Hopefully you will enjoy the rest of the series!

That would be a challenge for certain. Low-level Henry or something challenge. Like what is the way to gain the least amount of xp overall. It would definitely be a challenge because you would have to speed run this essentially, while being careful where you step and who you talk to. This is a real planning challenge, that would probably make me cry lol