Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is The Worst Indiana Jones Movies (So Far) - Hack The Movies 

Sorry the sweaty palmed Cheeto farts are getting upset about your “woke-ness” You be you.

They belong together.

only if you like sexist comments every couple of minutes.

She’s too mean to Tony

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she”s not mean enough and online reactionaries ree when she goes after Tony so that is a plus to trigger those snowflakes

Last Crusade stinks

@@belachaneyI don’t really like temple of doom either.. I think raiders is great and the other two are fine.

⁠​⁠​⁠@@belachaney if Last Crusade stinks, THEN I AM MICKEY MOUSE!!!

@@fairwarning007 nice to talk to ya Mickey, where's Minnie at so I can smack her bitties

Pretending a bad sequel doesn't exist by commenting on a video about it. So edgy

It could've worked in the mid to late 90s I think.

My brain keeps telling me he used it in the mine cart chase.

@Daub0 she burnt her finger because she cracked a nail

I thought Shia's acting was great. I just didn't like the character! It seemed like the wrong direction to bring Marianne back. If they wanted to give him a child, they could have just given him a child... We didn't have to recognize the face of the actress who plays the mother. But I also think it was the wrong move to give him a child in the first place. Maybe a younger male sidekick character just could have been an ambitious student of his and they didn't have to put such a fine button on the fact that it takes place in the '50s by making Mutt a greaser...but he also went to a fancy private school and got great grades and learned fencing. Heaven forbid he be the son of a high school English teacher or a mechanic or bus driver. Then in the film you get people fencing on jeeps, swinging with monkeys and South American tribesmen huddling in adobe trapdoors until an intruder comes? Funny thing is though, there are plenty of parts of this movie that are so well directed (Spielberg is a master!) but the problem is its story. The world of Indiana Jones is not quite fantasy and not quite real... It's somewhere in the middle, but definitely closer to the real world. You can't veer too far from reality in a world that looks this much like ours or else it's just not believable.

I thought Shia was decent in this. I just thought his character wasn't written the best. Granted that at the time I didn't see him in a lot of things other than even stevens (both the show and movie), disturbia, and the first michael bay transformers (the only good one).

​@@uchidaoginomeConstructive criticism?! I heard rumors growing up such a thing existed. Kudos to you. I agree with your resistance to everybody being related in George Lucas-related films. You probably already know that Leia was not originally going to be Luke's sister in Return of the Jedi.

@@uchidaoginome I feel people have such rose-tinted glasses when they talk about the 'reality' of the first three. Each and everyone of them is jam-packed with ridiculous gags and reality defying things you probably didn't think about when you watched them for the first time as a kid. It's such a strange argument that people pull out against Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Remember that time when an entire market of people was somehow completely ready to hide not just Indiana Jones but the entire German truck he stole with the Ark, all without there having been any signal or prior notice? Or how a monkey can be a traitorous nazi sympathiser somehow? How in Last Crusade, they repeat the market gag but this time Brody gets put in a market stall that actually turns out to be a Afrika Korps truck that drives off the moment he gets in? These are just a few examples but they are all fundamentally ridiculous things that create a fun and pulpy adventure mood, but people for some bizarre reason have an issue with them in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull but not any of the other movies.

Make that 1000 miles IMO!

I agree with you. I can pass over the worst affects.

Shia just annoyed me and the alien thing was kinda stupid other than that it was fine

I agree

Yes, the motorcycle chase! I forgot about that, good call! And the diner fight was also great!

I think the fridge stuff is fine, what I don't like is everything else after that.

It will not. I assure you.

I'll save my thoughts on the new movie for the review BUT the knight let them know that the immortality only worked in that cave. Once you pass the seal it stops.

@@HackTheMovies That's true. People do often forget that point the Knight mentioned. Like, why do people think the Knight never left?

​@@HackTheMoviesSo it works like a refrigerator.

I don't care.

Yup! Boring too

But indy is not superman. How does he escape unharmed 😂

@@changotv5847 I can offer 2 explanations: 1 having drank from the holy grail granted him prolonged life, with the ability to survive such things 2 it's a movie and I'm allowed to suspend disbelief. This is the same movie series with the raft scene from ToD. If you're allowed to accept that without question, I'm allowed to accept this

Aliens communicating with ancient civilications is not goofy at all. Read the books of Erich von Däniken. The first Alien vs Predator movie also uses his theories ( Pyramids were buold for hte Predators). think abiut it: Different cultures on different parts of the earth (middle and South america, Asia and Egypt / Sudan) build pyramids WITHOUT knowing of eachother or communicating via internet! That is not a coincidence.

it always bothered me that people considered aliens as a jump the shark moment in the franchise when it’s not even the weirdest things Indy has experienced

Every Star Wars movie under Disney other than Solo was the #1 movie of the year. And people love The Mandalorian and Andor. It's cool if you don't like it but they've made billions off that property. Dorks just cry about it online

Please post these "facts, sales figures, and box office numbers". I'd love to be proven wrong. But you won't because you're just another dork online crying about Star Wars

He mentions he got put in fancy schools by his mother that taught fencing etc. it was a pointless line and a pretty pointless payoff, scene wasn't needed.

Oh yes thats it! I agree, it felt a little bit tacked on. Almost as if they realised after they filmed the scene with him sword fighting that they never previously established he was good at sword fighting. Or maybe just bad writing lol

Better than the crappy greenscreen-effects in Last Crusade.

I'm just finding out that this exists