KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE Movie Clip - Church Massacre |4K ULTRA HD| Colin Firth Action 2014 

JoBlo Movie Clips name music ??? plz

Free bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

An Nguyen Hoang how do you not know

Memes 4life ikr

do you know the song

Judge: then Why are we here? This man is Clearly innocent if freebird was playing

“Oh, well then I can see your intentions, CASE DISMISSED”

@@the_names_sheriff_doge 1q1q

"Free of charge"

Suddenly freebird plays in the court room

Google is more "Give the bully 100mil, ask them not to talk about it, we'll ignore the victim"

Lol

Bing is right though

Wiki how xd

*T H I S I S T H E W A Y*

I know right? There are only 2 americans in this church, where did the rest come from?

In Kentucky, no less.

There are like 6 guns you can see in this scene.

@@Cpt_JohnRackhamit’s in Kentucky though. In reality there would’ve been minimum 3 times that many.

@jamesp8164 Especially since the church is run by white supremacists who more than likely killed people.

Also he has lost count his on ammo, in addition

He also briefly gained back some slight consciousness when his ears were ringing, displaying his split-second expression and regular character realizing that he's on a mass-murder without intentionally doing it.

loose cannon in this instance for sure

@@RoboLivestreams i know it's just a movie (which i also loved) but that wouldn't make sense in reality. First of all just shooting his pistol would make his ears ring making (especially since churches produce a lot of echo) him gain a little consciousness and secondly a grenade explosion that close (and as said before in a echo chamber that is a church) would make him deaf for more like a minute not seconds. But yeah, yeah. I know it's just a movie, and a fun movie at that, and I also didn't notice or care the first time watching. It's just that i now rewatch it, that thought came to mind.

@@blacktiger6046 Maybe once you heard it, it doesn't matter if you stop hearing it, you are in kill mode for a while until something like that explosion rattles you thoroughly.

This comment deserves so many more likes than what it already has

200th like.

this comment so creative!

Turn the 99.9 percent upside down I'm in the 0.1percent of germs thanks.

Lmao

Oh who cares! AT LEAST I HAD EXPERIENCE!

Hitman 2

Nah, its when you finish the mission and the escape rout is a gate like from "The Finish Line"

Willem DaFuckedUp true but when I get angry sometimes I just kill everyone lol

Game: Stealth is optional (open console) (enter code to max aggro all NPCs) Let's do this

To be fair many of them were fighting and killing each other, not only going after Harry, if all of them were to go exclusively after him all at the same time he most likely would be overwhelmed and die

griddy

@@f1re414 so fucking true

@@f1re414 real.

​@@f1re414On God

Damn I never notice that. Good catch.

Someone has been watching “Did you know in….”

I totally never noticed that

This a great and very well done scene, but come on mate that's just common fucking sense. It's expected. Praising every detail takes away from the greatness of things. At that point you're just dick riding get a grip.

I just noticed that the explosion doesn’t come from the corpse of the guy who he put the bomb in

HonxQ go all out 🤣

**No Russian intensifies**

Hell, this is me during every job in payday 2

@@andrewp2681 yeah in specific contracts, because in most of them you do get penalties for killing civvies

@@honxq1428 I murder all civvies in Union Bank every time, but I’m just built different

goddamn I laughed so hard

Kinsman personal highly trained in iraq

Quality post.

You're a genius...

Lmfaoooo🤣🤣

This was amazing? It's typical busy bullshit choreography with a ridiculous amount of arm swinging and shit camera angles to distract from how absolutely stupid it would otherwise look. Shit is unimpressive in every possible way, just like John Wick. Choreography is good when it can be perceived as possibly being real, with a minimal amount of busy work (ridiculous crap like arms swinging all over, sliding around, spinning needlessly). This shit is over the top hot garbage. Want to see good choreography? Watch the duel in the movie The King. Minimal busy bullshit (just enough to sell the scene theatrically) and historically accurate swordplay.

I saw this movie in a theater when it came out, and it was my introduction to Free Bird. Probably the perfect introduction honestly, and rediscovering the movie led to me discovering the song and of course the meme. I love all of it

@@Spritzkrieg The ending of The Devil's Rejects also uses the song spectacularly, highly recommend that film. (it's a serial killer love letter though)

Lmao same

Bruh, I know this how I was when I was young 😂

Accept it, we've all been that kid

🤣🤣🤣🤣

How i thought highschool was gonna be in 2nd grade

Ahhahahahhahahhahaha

What you end up doing: 1:17

@@danger_ct3814 7 vs. 1... You kill 3, and then the other 4 finish you off.

@@manictiger Meh. It's better than die in the intent.

CS go players when the guy who just started playing doesn't clutch the 1v5

@@clarkalarcon4057 more like siege

And it was all legal because of the freebird guitar solo

Except if he did mostly all those bodies would of had been like a river of blood all over the floor. Not to mention why didn't we get see him slaughter the old people that were in their?

This joke is so overused...

@@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 yes it is

@@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 The free bird solo or the keep him murdering people in the movie thing?

except the guy who tackles him into the fucking organ

@@MK-dc3ee 😭😭 A flaw in my comment fkskfkdm

Also he forgor his primed grenade

Excpet that goes literally against the chip's function. They're supposed to make you the opposite of calculated.

Tbh this scene is a big contrast to the bar fight scene, Harry is in complete control of the situation, every move is precise and exact, that scene has Harry completely in control. This scene is kind of the opposite of that, he still shows a TON of skill here but it's clear Harry doesn't have much control over himself and makes some mistakes. He takes several hits, loses count of his ammo, forgets about the explosive he put in a guy's pocket, this scene is with Harry completely out of control. There's no calculations here, that was the Bar Fight scene.

Lmao

@@uniqueidentity_4456 I think the mission was just crossing quietly

@@quicksnapusa underrated comment

@@uniqueidentity_4456 Gas?

A speedrunner would've clipped through the church walls and bee-lined directly for Valentine.

True

actually true

In that case there would also be a flying bike

And an orbital cannon also

And a hydra or a lazer

Nah, this takes the entire baking industry

I mean, this is the original one

Those edited scenes set to this song wouldn’t be a thing without this one.

Keplarwasp03 haha true

Whats the song?

Professional Yeeter Daredude sandstorm

So true

@@elliotcharest4033 free bird

😭😭😭

R6 in a nutshell

Fortnite nowadays be like

Haha 😂😂 this comment made me think of my MW2 days. I can remember being the last man standing and clearing out whole teams in hardcore s&d. Heart racing, nerves on edge, lighting reactions. Ahhh. Good times... Good times.

@@origamiorc467 sure you are buddy

The funny thing is, that's basically the case as free bird is being used to symbolise the mind control sound thingy

"Death" yeah yeah right

@@light_asaii4858 just Wasted. Galahad respawned in the next Statesman hospital.

Naw he get res’ed

match MVP

Wrong 50 kills

Yes

very very very very underrated comment

OMG, yes!!!!!!

I see that you are a man of culture

You are a true legend

He's affected by the signal too but he's just more trained than everyone else

@Euro That is hilarious😂

​@Euro I don't really use school bathrooms, but that's absurdly hilarious XD

And Harry is you trying to go to the bathroom

In my school I remember if u went to the toilet u would hv wet toilet paper thrown at u and someone put their shit all over door

Zjajáâa🌏

How does this not have 1 thousand likes already

Plus the continuos shot

Wait why are you here this isnt even related to anime

ur not suppose to be here

2nd time I’ve seen your comment today 1st was on jaxblades vid mad

They should reward movies for specific scenes like this one. I've missed so many great scenes because the movie never gets mentioned or it's just plain bad. But then you see something like this and it's absolutely perfect. I only saw this movie because of word of mouth, and the constant "wait for the church scene" comments

The most badass scene in movie history, in my opinion

Blood cells fighting

Almost everybody knows a Valentine, I mean a Vaccine is mostly made of nanoparticles of aluminium. Look, the longevity of every vaccines depends on it. Aluminium is mixed with the deactivate virus "RNA or DNA". Because, once this heavy metal is injected in our bloodstream, it purpose is to bond to our vital organs, like kidneys, heart and brain. The problem is when our system produces enough antibodies to fight a virus, the nanoparticles of aluminium still remains in our body, which becomes an enemy to our brain and our thyroid. Our body cannot get rid of it, it takes a matter of years. However, this actual virus situation is changing the way we live, switching democracy for totalitarianism "1984", Corona instead of syphilis. I mean, people are used to liberty, so they will search for an alternative, which is the consumption of more internet, enough to accept the help of 5G. Even if we're aware of the bad impact of increasing RF waves on every bio living life DNA (humans, animals, etc)... We might face a much higher increase of cancer and infertility in our society, ZPG, etc... Now, lets say most of people take their shot of vaccine around valentine days, do we know if the increasing RF of the constant 5G signal could interfere with the particles attached to our heart or brain. Look, everybody's profile is online, our phone are trackers, personality maps, virtual wallets. Our smartwatchs knows how healthy our heart is, which is linked to our phones, I mean, we're walking with chips in our pockets. The only thing missing is a chip in our body, the "on/off" switch. The issue is, our body would reject it, like it rejects organs from other donors. However, nanoparticles may hide in our bodies, and could become sensors. South Glade Mission Church does not exist, SouthGlade is from UK, like the principal actor of the movie. But Glade with capital G, is a known american brand, which belong to SC Johnson. However, there's a lot of confusion between SC Johnson, and the company responsible of spreading cancer with their baby powder Johnson & Johnson. Now american company Johnson & Johnson has a covid-19 vaccine for ADP deficient individuals. (If you don't move by always sitting home or residency "confinement", your muscles stops producing/synthetis sufficient ADP, "symptomatic"). So I like the way this movie scene showed how an increase RF signal can affect people brains, which is fiction, til it becomes real. So, another shot of aluminium, new improved nanosensors, reaction to frequency heat, high receptivity of signal, AI involvement in defense, drastic worldwide solutions for man made trouble; no no it's bats... Is schizophrenia a thyroid trouble, caused by Alu...... ? No no science doesn't know yet.

@Kreisegger Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. - Winston Churchill 5 percent of people think, 10 percent of people think they think, and the other 85 percent would rather die than think. - Thomas Edison

@@blackberry8924 Dude which college degree did you have?

Never noticed that lol I always thought he was just stunned. Cool ass detail

Dude. I have watched this many times, and I never had that insight. Thank you.

Sim card eh? You simp.

@@trevorclive simp

@@trevordavis8210 simp

Why did people leave?

@@Davidscomix i guess they got bored?? Only psychos would get bored while watching this movie

@@Davidscomix My guess was with a title like kings man they thought it'd be more classy maybe? Because they had some looks of disgust when the left. Too violent and awesome for them.

wait was it just you and your friend in the theaters or were there others like some people stayed?

@@Smile-wc9tu From what he said, it was only him and his friend left.

And the class clown is just the lady watching it all happen.

Socratic Seminars with the one kid who actually read the book

Had this happen with WW2 vehicles. During history got into a debate on the Tiger 1's usefullness during the war.

😂

"Terrorists" seems more appropriate

The quiet kid would go to jail for mass homicide

@@pockyplayzyt5160Eh, not exactly when it comes to potentially saving thousands of other innocent people. If I had the opportunity, of course I would kill terrorists, that would more likely receive the death penalty anyways due to their actions if I never did anything, right?

@@acepilled. ok man

@@pockyplayzyt5160 it’s a joke that you ruined

One of the best comments I've read in my life till now!

😂

Pretty sure that's just a standard American hello

@@gavlee1618 as an american, i can confirm that this is 100% correct

Why do I hear boss music

I always wondered how that chip would affect deaf people. Like, are you just chilling, and then the world goes apeshit?

@@ex-holdenlindsay840 well this is a bit of speculation but after the grenade sound and it got all numb it appear he was gaining his sense back.

@@noobattempts He may have been, but I'm referring to people born deaf, or with 100% hearing loss.

@@ex-holdenlindsay840 my point is that since the effects were wearing off when his ears were not working it impys the ability to hear is required for the device to work

That would be a major bruh moment

Honestly hate when huge fights are made “offscreen”,I’m alright if it wasn’t too important to the story or had like 3 people but I want to watch a 100 person free for all get stomped by a super assassin,I don’t want to have it retold to me.

@@Stanfordscienceman i think the term youre looking for is "show dont tell"

he did have a stunt double but he was only used once when harry was thrown into the piano thingy

@@pyran4663 and fair fucking play, I don't expect a 53 year old to be able to take getting bodily thrown into a piano too well

British Tom cruise

This is definitely up there with the greats but there's still nothing that can beat the Oldboy one-take and all three Daredevil one-takes (especially season 1 & 3). Those are the fight scenes that really carry substance and isn't just there to look cool, the atmosphere is ever-present, the fighter gets realistically tired & sloppy, the bad guys don't just act like ragdolls, it advances the story, the camerawork isn't jarring. Four of the greatest fight scenes

Anything is possible

Wow relatable

Facts right there.

@XxxthedestroyerxxX 774 facts

2:53 Gotta be careful with those water balloons!

This so relatable Thanks for bringing back those sweet memories😊

Yeah this movie made him a badass

Maybe John Wick is an exception

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 can you explain your name sir? 😂😂

@@user-mb1ov3cn9v classified information

@@user-mb1ov3cn9v I feel it's pretty obvious

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 hey I forgive you

And you end up with a score of -1000000

@@omniowl3515 and the money still gets wired to your account

@@malic_zarith *Stonks*

TRUE GHOST

R E L A T A B L E

💯💯💯

The camerawork and cinematography were 👍

Perfectly organized chaos 😀

XD

I think that would be an excellent way to not get fucked with by anyone lol

Easy, get trained by assassins and workout, next day bring loads of weapons

Female teachers: just ignore them Male teachers:

I lol'd top hard at this

Me after tetris

Me after animal crossing

My grandma after playing animal Crossing:

Me after succesfully traveling to oregon with my entire family in oregon trail

Me after flash shuts down in December 2020:

In the movie the church is occupied by a far right hate group and not ordinary churchgoers

@@adams.2407 What, hate group members can't get sick?

@@goodolnonamee hate groups canonically have +5 resistance against status effects

​@@exursix Who knew racism was such a stat booster

@@mill4318 it's why gamers believe they can survive the zombie apolcaypse they're so racist, they have complete immunity against zombie bites too bad they have no idea how to shoot a gun though

uhhhhh lol

tf

Yur prof pic tho :/

Hey they stop u so they can eat it all

Yeah i hate it when they do that

hahhahaahhahaahaahaha this made my day

Yeah he killed not just the men, but the women and children too

FSJ I just so happened to find this at 66 likes

@@DDLLDDLLDDLL a surprise to be sure

@@batman6645 but... a welcome one.

It doesn't even need to be believable, he's a goddamn kingsman.

Not only does he get hit, he visibly feels it

It's great filmmaking, for sure. Plus there's an in-universe explanation: Harry isn't in control of his actions, so he isn't as effective and as aware of his surroundings. Example being him putting a grenade in some guy's pocket at 2:54 and not moving out of the blast radius.

@@OceanHedgehog I figure since this Valentine signal seems to maximize the human body for ensured homicide in all direction, a church full of fundamentalist nutburgers never stood a chance against a Kingsman unleashed. To your comment though, yeah; he's attacking in every direction he can and no one can respond that effectively on themselves. Even after getting a folding knife in the back and a couple bullets towards the end, he doesn't stop!

@@TH-tf9ke I'm guessing if there were babies and children in church they get killed also???

Shhhhh

@@AfyxSyahmi-kj3nx well said

Conspiracy theorists think 5G causes Corona. True intellectuals know what really happens.

Congratulations! You are now the C.E.O of iFunny.

arrest this guy

Is that confirmed by any reliable source? If so, that's a very cool detail that I never picked up on before.

yea i actually noticed that too!

@@jacobbarnhardt3007, well, it makes sense, since I don't think they'd show his face close just for reasons.

I noticed that was well! Brilliant.

I never noticed until someone else pointed out, though I've always wondered why there was a bit of pause in an otherwise intense scene. It's a neat little detail.

You are correct, and the media completely ignored the excess violence of John Wick 3. In fact, the media are trying their very hardest to fuel the "so called controversy". As they try their best to evoke some kind violent public response in order to generate more revenue / stories for themselves. Superb direction in this scene by the way.

*Modern non-logical complaints intensify*

Not whining, but hyping. It was all bullshit because the film wasn't anything like what they said with respect to violence. Can't trust the media or Hollywood anymore.

Have you seen the Trump version

Jack of Games Jesus it’s scary

Wow I just saw his name at the end of Shang Chi, had no idea he did this beauty too. RIP to a genius.

How he died?

@@Z71990 still unconfirmed

Glad his name is getting traction. He did brilliant work and stunt performers are far too often overlooked.

@@Xpzilla yeah those fights were absolutely bonkers, truly a legend has been lost.

Watch the Meg and Chris vs Students fight

@@Sanre it was literally inspired by this you dumb fck.

@@Sanre yeah but even that's not as close. If this was accurately animated it would be fucking hell with the visceral background characters, camera work, hell I think its easier for this scene to have been done in live action

What dose these type of fight choreography called?

@@z-chan946 r/woooosh

To be honest true

Especially when it's a gta online hiest.

@@collision5904 after the heist in free mode :

Any game with teamkilling enabled

Lmao you so good

True

That's how zoomers think boomers think.

They wish they could

@@rusampler1877 found the boomer

@@higaiwokeru found the coomer

No he would be still fighting

@@waitwhat0205 well if he cannot hear the signal he would not be affected

@@josephstalin7353 ok maybe true

@@josephstalin7353 when they activate the signal it indicates that they hack the phone, so if he was using the phone to listen to music most probably he would still listen to the signal.

air pods are loose fitting, over priced pieces of plastic. they wouldnt have affected his hearing

i saw that and thought oh cool i like this!

They also got his ammo count right, which is unusual for Hollywood. 10+1, smooth af tac reload, 10 more and then he's out.

@@manictiger stuff like this is why I love this movie

And the audio design was astounding. The way Freebird got muffled after that, and to a lesser extent, after hitting the pipe organ. How it went just to the drum track when it cut out of the room, to differentiate, but show that they were merely watching, where Harry was full-on affected by the signal. Just bloody magnificent.

The only thing that ruined the scene for me was 2:58. CGI made the guy look like a pez dispenser lol

Cinemasin shouldn't be taken as actual artistic criticism. It's literally just for fun, and for some reason, people take it more seriously than they should.

I was counting too.. Good choreography.

Anyone that takes the combat seriously in this type of movie is a moron. But the director still made it a point to treat resource usage as realistically as possible regardless lol

@@excelsior8682 What happened to you this morning that made you feel like calling RU-vid people morons? We all see different things in movies for different reasons.. no one called you a moron for not imaginatively getting enthralled in this film.. But hey, you have a right to.. or it seems at least YOU think you do..

@@Tyler_W cinema sins sux

Absolutely fantastic camerawork with transitions between shots being from things like people moving in front of the camera, or even a gunshot blast that covers the shot momentarily.

Only one leaves alive

Lol.

Lmfao

This gave me an idea

@@julioalvesjulio5741 uh oh

Wow you’re a genius dog

Didn’t realize it years later when I first watched this scene But c’mon Its a white supremacist church so im fine with it

If you replace "music" with "moaning" as well as a couple other words, you get the phenomenon of post-nut clarity.

Indeed, there's an edit of one with Doom Eternal's music and the feeling when watching the scene is a total different mood.

Also it makes the viewer ignore how sped up everything is lol

Excuse me but what the fuck

ŚØŸ_ MÎŁK *Fallout meme*

Ohh yea

That's true

I remember those days 🙄 one time I finished my work and had my own free time and when the teacher left, there was nothing but chaos 😂 I just watched. 😂

@@logananana9334 he survived. It was explained how in the second movir

OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

@@graysonliles8147 YESSS!!! SOMEONE SAID IT

@@derpyboy563 can we just forget about the second?

Greetings, Mr.Wick. Welcome to London. Thanks for choosing our Kingsman taliorshop. Do enjoy your party.

Yeah true.

I think someone cover this 2 months ahead of you

Ismt it affected

But then what if when his ears started ringing it wore off completely and he Carried on fighting because everyone was trying to kill him or something

i thought that he was just trying to get the fuck out of there

I just noticed that

Dat Boi same here

@@datboi1861 Damn, same

Thanks for pointing that out

a genius feature in this scene

I know right?

"Remember what the MPAA says: horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"

Well cursing would have been too violent

IKR

He's asking why harry and these people suddenly kill each other

nice catch

@@blackberry8924 wtf

@@blackberry8924 ok

@@blackberry8924 literally no one cares

@@waspoppin4784 It's okay, no body read that much anyway. But, you so curious you end up reading that stuff. However, to believe something, you need to feel that others around you believes it too. I mean, it's all good, it's normal, you just part of that mass. Fauci was the one in 1983 who says aids origins came from africa. When he made up this lie, Fauci became the emblematic figure of science by the US officials, because he made the eastern world believe HIV came from blacks and not from labs. Lying is his stuff, the guy is 80, and beeing caught lying doesn't affect his drive. I mean, we're all aware about his epidemiologic research and his involvement in financing this virus. His responsibility in covering up the lab leak by repeating fictional tales about bats flu. His inbox emails, and also his financial involvement with vaccine firms, while still acting on tv like the good old guy who wants to save us all. Senater Roark : *Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lying. Lying big, and gettin' the whole damn world to play along with you. Once you got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true, you've got 'em by the balls.* The fictional quote resumes how some people felt when they took that vaccine. I mean, next year you'll hear people saying, I knew it, I should have waited, I should have listen to myself, This vaccine came up to quick, but every body was getting their shots, but I wanted to travel, but I wanted to get back to school, but I wanted to keep my job... Since the last 40 years, Fauci became an expert in repeating lies. The more a lie gets repeated, the more people will accept it as the truth. www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-01186-6 www.entrepreneur.com/article/371072 pbs.twimg.com/media/E1ChsxtXMAIUpgq.jpg