KIRBY STAR ALLIES - The Supercut 

But actually Alpharad, Kirby doesn’t always sleep at the beginning of every Kirby game. Sometimes he is eating a strawberry shortcake.

Fun fact: the most rare thing in Kirby star allies is the game over screen

The beginning of every Kirby game: cute sounds The end: *D O R I M E*

6:05 "he is swole as hell, how could he throw him?" Everyone forgets Kirby is *THE* most casual galaxy buster in all of fiction.

He doesn’t care about, gender, race, species, age, disabilities, color, culture Kirby eats them all

This commentary was the perfect representation of what a Kirby game is. "Oh look, another adventure where Kirby wakes up, commits mass genocide, then goes back to sleep" "this game is incredibly easy" "wow there's some really fun little aspects about this game that I didn't expect" "and then it ends with an incredible boss fight for an epic ending!"

I did not expect to nearly choke on my cereal from the quote: “That’s what Kirby star allies is really about, gang wars.”

19:50 Well actually Alpharad, you don't have to fight Meta Knight with the sword. You can just stand on the platform he's standing on and the fight will start with (insert copy ability here).

"Eenie Minnie Minny Moe, catch a monkey by the- *that one* " _disintegrates_

All jokes aside, I was just glad that Alpharad genuinely enjoyed the game. I was worried that he would call it "lackluster", especially in comparison to Triple Deluxe and Planet Robobot, but was surprised when he was consistently showing emotions throughout the video. I'm just happy that he's happy with playing the game

timestamps for funny dances with funny songs: 5:17 7:10 17:16 28:10 33:48 45:22

55:41 - And this is how joycon drift was born.

but actually alpharad, if you had waited 15 minutes then meta knight would have legally been allowed to leave.

But actually Alpharad I bet you wish you had that many lives playing Mario with jo and turv

There’s just something magical about Kirby games. They’re really easy, very simple, but somehow never fail to make you smile.

Game: recommends to have all classes to have a great advantage Me and the boys: 4:56

Alpharad: "he doesn't have the best throwing arm" Kirby: *throws a monster into the sun and back*

Kirby Star Allies: I can make the game easier by constantly giving the player lives Kirby’s Epic Yarn: What are lives?

"Kirby would never say such a word like that,He respects Womens. . .and kills them." Such respect indeed

I never expected squidward to jump out in all honesty it surprises me still to this day

Says “I’m sorry if someone hurt you.” To king dedede literally right after murdering him with monkeys

“This is literally just kingdom hearts” except he actually finished his playthrough of this game

22:23 Well, actually, Alpharad, this is Animal Crossing, seeing as Nook and Redd are out for manslaughter

12:35 he says "oh I can be a spider and I wasn't watching the screen I was listening and I got the horrifying mental image of a huge bright ping spider with a Kirby as it's body and I am currently sitting in my corner crying

Kirby: Return To Dreamland Kirby: Star Allies Kirby: Stardust Crusaders

4:55 the realization into having a full team of bonkers killed me

Alpharad: sees a sleeping child Also Alpharad: Hit it with everything we got!

Such a fun ride. Came here to cry at the end but I'm currently watching the ice section and... Thank you, Mr. Alpharad, for being so funny and making these videos. It has really helped me throughout the years.

Actual moral of the story: Be friends with everyone. Alpharad's Takeaway: *G A N G W A R S*

Triple Deluxe: Saves the world from a bee queen Planet Robobot: Saves the world from a Self aware robot Star Allies: Saves the world from Kingdom Hearts

1:39 is my favorite part lol

Phenomenal show! Hope everyone gets to see this in person. Or at least be an audible soon.

A piece of my soul was chipped off when he was saying Kirby has no deep story

But actually Alpharad, The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

33:48 This is the funniest song they did with the dance.

"Everyone is gay, not me though" That aged poorly.

Well actually Alpharad, at 19:50 you didn't HAVE to grab the sword. you could have just waited for Meta Knight to lose his patience.

*Throws a key 2 feet forward* "Well he doesn't have the best throwing arm..." *Sumo slams a gorilla across the stage and back* "Kirby is SWOL as HELL!"

18:37 actually alpharad, kirby doesn't NEED wings to fly, so TECHNICALLY they are completely useless. (joke)

The cool part about the game is That in a very Short time period, you travel from a happy home Grasland into an alien castle then space and at Last into the belly of a kingdom hearts boss

cant believe this game did Kingdom Hearts: Bites the Dust

The part where u have bugzzy on ur team and ur talking about him like hes a dog is really nostalgic for me cause my first dog was named bugsy so thank you for that little bit of happy memories

Someone remember the dance from mother 3...beautiful

I never played this game, but that Pon and Con boss fight is literally just Tom Nook and Redd from Animal Crossing

But actually alpharad, kingdom hearts is not a series where abilities are proven to be used in the same way as Kirby, and Kirby’s abilities predate kingdom hearts, and as you should know hearts and stars are very different shapes, having vastly different polygonal collections, and a star consists of multiple triangles and a pentagon, while the heart itself is its only shape, for the only thing it can be cut up into are a triangle and two semi-circles, a phenomenon I like to call “Lucensy” (Loo-Sense-Eee) where to half’s of a shape on another shape do not add up to a whole, but the two shapes do in fact add up to a whole, just not mathematically. Coming from the roots of Lucid (clear) and infinity (not finite) we can reach a conclusion that the area would not have dabbled near becoming a whole. However, the idea of a heart and a star having the same area mass or perimeter is preposterous! The heart, as stated previously is not a shape of shapes, but is nothing but a Lusent Shape, which cannot add up to enough mass in any scenario, as the star has corners and angles, while the heart does not. However, with the idea of the Kingdom, the Dedede castle and legacy DOES count as a whole kingdom. As i found out, by pixel measurements, Dedede's castle is 4000-4010 Square feet. This does qualify as a kingdom. It also qualifies as a kingdom in the sense it has over 500,000 residents, counting the Waddle-Dees and Waddle-Doos. While Kingdom Hearts technically has a smaller population, therfore it does not count as a kingdom. An empire, at best. Hopefully, Alphafag, you will take this into consideration, next time you accuse a game of ripping off another.

But actually alpharad atoms never touch so technically I didn’t beat my wife

15:35 with the background music made me cackle, that was the perfect song to add lmao

The fact that both Alpharad and Failboat had the same reaction to the meme credits shows me they should do a collab

BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD, MARX IS THE BEST FRIEND OF ALL OF THEM

"Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. " -Robert Frost "Especially by the hands of king Dedede" Alpha

"BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD" "THE POKEMON'S NAME IS GULPIN." -THE GREAT PAPYRUS

Kirby: excepting friend applications and when someone looks cooler than you you just die

alpharad: gets bird powerup alpharad: mixes it with fire. alpharad: gets KFC power up.

Kirby: sees a god Also kirby: pathetic

"Sir please turn around and let me find your weak point" This can be taken so many ways its not even funny

25:57 "He deserved better..." *OH WAIT I COULD'VE GOTTEN RID OF BUGZZY*

*gets wing* "This is lame as hell!" Literally a minute later "This is strong as hell!"

It’s impossible not to smile at the genuine joy you can hear in Jacobs voice during the final bosses sequence

Here's a fact: in every kirby game, the final boss is god with multiple phases so kirby is a JRPG protagonist and I dare you to prove me wrong

I need that dmx track with the kirby music playing in the background but full length lmao

But actually alpharad, with all the new updates released, there's an actually super tough boss fight at the end of another game mode!

This is literally that one "Power of Friendship" moment in every anime but taken to the extreme.

Wow even Sakurai recognized that Star Allies was just Kingdom Hearts and put Sora in Smash

Alpharad: see you in hell buggzy Also alpharad: why would buggzy try to throw me to hell

Every kirby game in a nutshell: Awww he's so cute! OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Alpharad: "this game is too easy" Sakurai team's up with from software to make a darksouls kirby game

Alpharad: I want the Bird! Me: ok, your a bird now.

This video is a comfort to me idk why

8:00 “why does he look so scared, I’m sorry if someone hurt you, you deserve better” *flash back to alphared beating the crap out of deedeedee*

any boss the game has to offer Alpha: eh... Having to press jump during an escape sequence *Real Shit*

10:10 are we gonna ignore how the monkey does the moon walk

19:37 Now they’re really riding his rainbow

17:16 why does this fit so well

But actually Alpharad, not everyone has seen that part of the video because they realized it was an hour long video

Love how the jojo music places the video in such a specific time

Kirby really went Kaioken X4 at the end there

I love how this starts with Alpharad saying "He will genuinely start a genocide over a cake." And ends almost in tears saying "goodbye, Kirby, have a nice day."

"He doesn't have the best throwing arm." Has thrown a multiple ton monster to the sun and back.

The beginning: 'Oh this game wants me to beat it!' The end: LET ME BEAT THE GAME ALREADY

The best free day for me is watching alpharad and drinking sweet tea.

BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD YOU DIDNT PIN ANY ONE

8:22 I went to an international school once. In my class, only three people finished elementary and middle school. Each year, there were new kids coming in and old kids going out. Needless to say, I learned how to say goodbye to friends pretty quickly.

Did anyone else that Alpharad did a pun without realizing it about the Ice ability being " *Cool* "

Ngl that final anime scream Kirby did sent me chills

But actually alpharad, that wasn't meta knight, that was kirby's evil twin, dirby.

But actually it's like a quarter of a year later and he hadn't pinned anyone and this joke is pretty much irrelevant now but I'm still gonna post this anyways because he told me to.

Alpha: I dunno what kingdom hearts is! KH3 Alpha: Oh I’ve waited 30 years for this game

43:23 kirby and waddledee having some nice jelly filled donuts

You can tell who's a Kingdom Hearts fan when they respond to the question "what's Kingdom Hearts" with the answer "I don't even know what Kingdom Hearts is"

Kirby: throws 2 pound key 2 feet, Also Kirby: throws 500 pound gorilla at the speed of light!

me : waiting for Alpharad to do all the other stuff for lore and boss fights of doom Alpharad : "Wait, there was an update ?" 02/10/2021, yeah, there was some updates long ago, like 1 year or 2...

I have watched this 20 times.... It never gets old

"Why won't my fire put out the fire?" Alpharad 2018 I know it was a joke but still.

I always thought Void Termina looked more Zelda than Kingdom Hearts myself. Although that might just be because his head is shaped like Majora's Mask itself.

Um actually, Alpharad, Kirby is an absolute demigod reborn to a cute, pink alien. the franchise itself is one of the most lore-packed game ever, as a matter of fact.

the last beam struggle is just a "my friends are my power" sora type

4:56 Everybody gangsta until Whispy Woods theme starts playing...

“Kirby is easy” *Ultimate Choice would like to know your location*

Alphrad: I finally beat the game! Heroes in Another Dimension: *Are you sure about that*

Damn, deep cut with the MonMusu OP. Was not expecting that.