KISS, MARRY, CRUCIO! (Harry Potter Kiss/Marry/Kill) ft. Tessa Netting 

I love how Tessa is like "I'll protect harry" Five minutes earlier Tessa: I'll crucio Harry, he seems like he could handle it

Umbridge : Cedric diggory’s death was a tragedy Harry: like ur birth ?

Marry Umbrige. Then divorce her. Then move outta the country

Tessa: uh...I’ll Mary Vernon... Brizzy: buuut...umbridge got the CATS! Me: *slow clap*

Where is Draco!?!? *his father will hear about this!*

My heart clench a bit when Tessa crucio Newt MA HEART CANT TAKE IT HES TOO PURE He's just a little cinnamon roll

Both: *Marry Cedric.* Me: *_But.. He’s dead.._*

I love how their just like crucio Ginny since she is hard core😂

Cricio Umbridge, Marry Vernon, Kiss The Basilisk! If you think about it, it's not the basilisk's fault *at all* that it was commanded by Tom Riddle's memory!

Thought I’d end up with Ron But he wasn’t a match Wrote some songs about Harry Now I listen and laugh And I almost got married But for Neville I’m thankful Wish I could say thank you to Draco Because he was an angel. THANK YOU,NEXT 🤪 update: thank you for all the like wow ! 6/7/20

I died when you said “Hagrid, hagrid, or hagrid

Tessa: I think ill crucio newt Me: *pulls gun* What

"I have to marry Newt. I HAVE to." "Everyone has to..." If that ain't ME

*DOBBY IS FREE!! Wait.. free is the opposite of free on opposite day.. what happens to dobby on opposite day?*

Crucio umbridge, kiss vernon, marry Basalisk. Definitely.

Plot twist: Joe is secretly Tom Riddle: both are Slytherin and Tessa wants to/ is marry/ing him.

I love when Tessa said “OMG I WANNA MARRY LOCKHART!!!!” and “Ooo we gotta Weasley!”

When Tessa said she’d crucio newt, I literally got up, screamed, and kicked the wall😂😂😂

Crucio Queenie because she can read your mind and know that you don't want to do this and she'll forgive you or find a way out of this weird situation that causes you to have to Crucio someone.

"You don't want to Crucio someone who's sad AND a drunk." -Tessa, 2018

Where are my ravenclaws at💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤

I have the feeling I'm the only Slytherin watching this😂🐍💚

Umbridge: Mr. Diggory’s death was tragedy Harry: Like your birth?

No one: Bellatrix: *CRUCIO ME DADDYY~* Im sorry Lmao

Me: AVADA KEDAVRA UMBRIDGE

Marry Snape, kiss Tom and crucio James. Movie-Snape, that is! Sorry James, but I don’t wanna piss off lil Snape by kissing u (he needs someone to love) and I dont wanna piss off Voldie by torturing him. Maybe if we had an old fling he’d let me live in peace! Gotta be strategic

Marry:Lupin♥️I LOVE him Kiss :Sirius Crucio:James

Dobby is free On no *HE IS MARRIED*

i would not crucio voldemort, because he would kill me for it! i also would not crucio ginny, because molly would kill me for it

"It's Cru-SHEo not CruCIo." Dead. xD

And when basilisk was mentioned I screamed as loud as I could I HAVE A SNAKE SO I LOVE YOUOOOOOO

In An Alternate Universe Where Harry Is The Dark Lord. Ron: Crusio Hermione: No. You're saying it wrong. It's cruCio. Ron: For the love of Lord Harry, will you stop it?

I think that in the end Crabbe was worse in the last book but I'm not sure. I think he was more Death Eater-y if that makes sense

I don't know what's funnier. The video or the two awesome girls responsible for it. XD Keep up the great work you two!

I CAN'T JUST KISS OR KILL MOONY OR PADFOOT OR PRONGS I WILL MARRY THEM ALL

Where are my gryfindors at??❤️💛❤️💛

Slytherins where you at meet at they room of requirement

Quote of 2018 “she’s got cats”

And when Sirius was mentioned I was like MMMAAARRRY I LOVE YOU

Poor young snape.

Everyone should marry Newt Scamander♡

"Everyone has to" Talking about marrying newt I wouldn't mind marrying both newts (Fantastic Beats and Maze Runner)

Voldemort in a kissing world...KISS THE SPARE

WHERE IS DRACO!!!!??

*Brizzy* Newt, Queenie, and Jacob *Tessa* Oh, well I’d crucio Tina Well, Someone really doesn’t like Tina

I'm playing based off of the thumbnail Kiss: Voldemort 😖 Marry: Bellatrix 😢 Crucio: Umbridge (duh)

Zanini: Air kiss Crabe: Crucio Goyle: Marry for a second then divorce him

Lockhart s Name in danish is smørhår witch is butterhair in english

Where are all the HUFFLEPUFFS at! 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤

I'd Crucio Umbridge, Kiss Vernon and Marry The Basilisk

Where’s all my huffles? Slytherines welcome! I’ll be your huffle-buddy! 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤

OMG Tessa is getting married to Tom Riddle. I thought I was the only one to think that

Where are my Ravenclaws? 💙💙💙

Me, playing the game: X: Okay, Anna (my name) would you marry, kiss, crucio: Harry, Draco, Neville ME: REMUS LUPIN! X: X: But- X: Nevermind. Anna, Ron, Charlie or Bill? ME: REMUS LUPIN! X: X: Uff X: Anna, Luna, Hermione or Ginny? ME: REMUS LUPIN! X: ANNA, STOP CHOSE REMUS LUPIN! CHOSE SOMEONE ELSE! ME: ME: X: Voldemort, Lucius or Narcissa? ME: ME: Moony X: Who is Moony? ME: Remus Lupin X: AAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH ME: ME: ME: Stupid Muggle

I'd marry Cedric because then I could say that it's a better love story than Twilight XD

Kiss Remus marry Sirius😍😍😍😍 crucio James

I loved this video! I can’t believe people (muggles) actually disliked this video😳😡

Ginny is hard core so we crusio her ginny: WHAT

This is so exciting! 😃😃😆 I remember when you first mentioned a podcast and everyone went nuts. Now it's a real thing and everyone's hyped al over again. See ya around the internets. How did I never realize Bill and Huxley are the same actor!?!? 😱 I'm a monster!!!

Brizzy I don’t know who’s to watch first your or Tessa’s I just a notification for both your vids

I love how the podcast is a spin on words from fantastic beasts and where to find then

People who haven't read the books: who in the name of voldemort is winkie?!?!

I will never forgiver you for crucio-ing Newt... XD

Where are my gryffindors?? 🦁❤️❤️🧡🧡💛💛

HOW DARE YOU CRUCIO NEWT ! 😱😱😂😂❤️

The second Sederic was mentioned I screamed MMMAAARRRRRYYYY I love him 😍

Them two: I'd marry the giant squid Me: *KiNkY*

Where the Slytherins at

Hagrid Hagrid *Or Hagrid?*

1:04 Harry, Ron, Hermione Me: Marry Hermione (she has the least amount of drama), Kiss Ron, Crucio Harry (hes used to it) 1:23 Young James, Young Snape, Young Riddle Me: Marry Snape (James is mean in the Younger days and Snape is actually a good person, he just needs help), Kiss James, Crucio Tom 2:04 Winky, Dobby, Kreacher Me: Marry Dobby, Kiss Winky, Crucio Kreacher 2:32 Luna, Neville, Ginny Me: UGHHHHHH.... Marry Luna, Kiss Neville, Crucio Ginny 2:56 Vernon, Basilisk, Umbridge Me: Marry Vernon, Kiss Umbridge, Crucio Basilisk 3:38 Fleur, Victor, Cedric Me: Marry Cedric, Kiss Fleur, Crucio Victor Note though: If they wanted to Kiss Fleur so bad then just Marry her xD. I just like Cedric more than her (hufflepuff life!) 4:04 Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise Zabini Me: Marry Blaise (obviously), Kiss Goyle, Crucio Crabbe (not as hot for me) 4:52 Grindlow, The Giant Squid, Blast Ended Skrewt Me: Marry The Giant Squid (is the only not evil one really since it saves Colins younger brother), Kiss Blast Ended Skrewt, Crucio Grindylow 5:17 Moony (Remus), Padfoot (Sirius), Prongs (James) Me: Marry Remus, Kiss Sirius, Crucio James 5:53 Newt, Queenie, Jacob Me: Marry Newt, Kiss Jacob, Crucio Queenie (not into Queenie that much) 7:09 Umbridge, Rita Skeeter, Lockhart Me: Marry Lockhart, Kiss Rita, Crucio Umbridge 7:33 Charlie, Bill, Percy Me: Marry Charlie, Kiss Bill, Crucio Percy 8:25 Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid Me: ....... What?

I would Marrry Neivelle Kiss Luna Kiss Ginny Crucio Voldermort cause i ain't gonna kill Ginny and Luna

Nooooooooooooo why did you crucio Severus? I'll never forgive you!! :(

I'm Ravenclaw like if u r 2 Comment done below ur house Also y was not Draco is in it

2:19 Tessa: oMg dOnT cRuCiO wInKy sHeS sAd aNd DrUnK *Also her crucioing Harry: a depressed bisexual Gryffindor that can hear voices*

Dont crucio Cedric! Lets show the Hufflepuffs some more love

HOW DARE YOU crucio Ginny😤(I'm a girl and when we play Harry Potter in school I'm always her and I'm HAPPY about it ......My name's not Shane)

Where My Gryffindor At ? ❤❤

"Is it bad I want to crucio Harry just because he's used to it" I mean...

Kiss Draco Marry Draco Date Draco Love Draco Have a baby by Draco This is all I want 😂😍😍😍😍😍

Never crucio Ginny

Percy isn't a douche he's a prat. It says so in the book

no one: voldemort: cruSIUOOOOO

My fave character is deffo luna lovegood and my fave school is RavenClaw

While I was watching you talking about the podcast a new episode of the podcast came out. WOW

I wasn't in the video wait till my father hears about this Still love you guy's don't tell anyone I said that 💚🐍

Anyone else rewatch these video over and over again, even though they made them years ago, just so you can have a good laugh?

what a strange but hilarious video, good job Brizzy.

*Everyone Has To Marry Newt* Well said Tessa

I am absolutely obsessed with a series of unfortunate events

Are here proud pure blood slitherins? 💚🖤💚🖤🐍

We're are my rawenclaws?? I love rawenclaws💙💙💙💙

LUPINS MY MANS

OMG! WHO LOVE EDDIE REDMAYNE TOO? ❤️❤️😍😍🌈

3:30 " The new AUNT TESSA" Let's make that happen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man, those are some hard crucio choices. If it was imperio on the other hand, some of them would be easier decisions.

brizzy and tessa: 3:11 i want to kiss umbridge brizzy and tessa: after i want to crucio umbrige

Where are my Slytherpuffs?! 💛💚

When they said marry the squid my mind went straight to something dirty then went straight to the comments

Crucio Riddle, Kiss James, Marry *Snivellus*

Slytherins????💚💚💚💚💚