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Kiss Players: The Worst Transformers Comic 

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@yfullman
@yfullman 3 года назад
Each day we move further from Primus's light.
@Roadman1000
@Roadman1000 3 года назад
Very underrated comment 😂
@wonderwaffle93
@wonderwaffle93 3 года назад
Not even Unicron would want to devour our planet
@Peremptor
@Peremptor 3 года назад
@@wonderwaffle93 Ouch...
@FeralCat9962
@FeralCat9962 3 года назад
Transformers deep lore reference. I love it!
@1eyeddevil929
@1eyeddevil929 2 года назад
As if you're very pure lol
@HeroicaPlay
@HeroicaPlay 3 года назад
Optimus probably kept dying to escape this wretched thing.
@starscream8989
@starscream8989 3 года назад
wouldn't blame him
@tako_kawaii1749
@tako_kawaii1749 3 года назад
@@starscream8989 diavolo 😥
@Prich319
@Prich319 3 года назад
Oh don't worry, Starscream arguably got it even worse... and he was already dead.
@wonderwaffle93
@wonderwaffle93 3 года назад
@@Prich319 talk about literal hell
@kissplayers
@kissplayers 3 года назад
TF fan here. Kiss Players is practically shunned by the fandom. It’s sorta that thing on the TFwiki you accidentally stumble across that makes you regret your entire life
@smurgerburger
@smurgerburger 3 года назад
I never knew it existed ,and I was a fan of transformers ever since I was born.
@NepetasShippingWall1642
@NepetasShippingWall1642 3 года назад
@@smurgerburger did you miss the 10 seconds before you clicked on this video when you didn't know this existed?
@cherry414
@cherry414 3 года назад
@@smurgerburger I'm so sorry you have to find out about this
@smurgerburger
@smurgerburger 3 года назад
@@cherry414 yeah it sucks a lot.
@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596
@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 3 года назад
Is the sort of thing that is so bad, it unites a fractured fanbase. I gotta give credit to the comic for being able to make a huge majority of fans agree on something
@infernoflash
@infernoflash 3 года назад
I think we all owe Michael Bay an apology. Turns out it could have been much, much worse.
@titang6173
@titang6173 3 года назад
Yeah, we all do.
@battlion507
@battlion507 3 года назад
I don't know, Bayformers was getting close to it from the 4th film's "Romeo and Juliet" law scene. Especially when the certain gussied up girl was in the The Last Airbender film a Katara. *shudder*
@titang6173
@titang6173 3 года назад
@polichedconspiracy pretty sure it was for the teenagers
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 3 года назад
@polichedconspiracy that is screwed up
@mixwidman5458
@mixwidman5458 3 года назад
Michael Bay doesn’t deserve shit.
@theMoporter
@theMoporter 3 года назад
As an anime and manga fan, it's impressive how this particular manga is simultaneously way weirder than average and also extremely derivative.
@hiddenflare6169
@hiddenflare6169 3 года назад
Needs more tsunderes XP
@to2wacze612
@to2wacze612 3 года назад
it feels more like a doujin than your average anime or manga
@tylermorgan5230
@tylermorgan5230 9 месяцев назад
And I like dojin
@hasanwallah7015
@hasanwallah7015 3 года назад
Love the "perverts in disguise " quote
@weekly_allowance
@weekly_allowance 3 года назад
"This comic wants you to eject at least two types of bodily fluid." I absolutely lost it at that line, tears streaming down my face. You're such a treasure.
@DevilBoy-ww9ud
@DevilBoy-ww9ud 3 года назад
That very sentence made me nearly eject one of those two bodily fluids... And it wasn't the more pleasant of the two.
@BT-su1yf
@BT-su1yf 3 года назад
That sentence made me lactate
@weekly_allowance
@weekly_allowance 3 года назад
@@DevilBoy-ww9ud You could make it pleasant if you tried hard enough!
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 3 года назад
Well you already ejected one
@weekly_allowance
@weekly_allowance 3 года назад
@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 How do you know it was only one?
@gnarlestongnu637
@gnarlestongnu637 3 года назад
"-but ignore all that..." -Oh thank god "...because things are about to get gross in a whole new way." -god damn it, manga.
@Outerwebs
@Outerwebs 3 года назад
I feel like they missed a trick by not calling the evil robots Decepti-lolicons...
@nicholasdickens2801
@nicholasdickens2801 9 месяцев назад
Eeew, even creepier than the darn comic.
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 года назад
Transformers: yes! Manga: yes! Answers random confusing continuity points: sure. Evangelion ripoff: could be good? softcore hentai: *no*
@mariic2
@mariic2 3 года назад
Lolicon: *FBI! OPEN UP!* Edit: I can't believe my comment almost has 100 likes!
@arx3516
@arx3516 3 года назад
Transformers and Evangelion had a crossover before.
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 года назад
@@arx3516 the evangelion crossover happened a decade after kiss players.
@thexdatabase
@thexdatabase 3 года назад
female lead :)
@IzzyMarrie
@IzzyMarrie 3 года назад
Transformers: yes! Manga: yes! Answers random confusing continuity points: sure Evangelion ripoff: could be good? softcore hentai: I'm a freak, so hit me Lolicon: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
@BBmetalhead04
@BBmetalhead04 3 года назад
Oh Kiss Players. That rabbit hole of the TFWiki most fans wish they never fell down, but inevitably did out of morbid curiosity.
@asheniza1168
@asheniza1168 3 года назад
Yup that's me. Never read the manga, but I knew abt it way before I hit 13....
@nigelcox-hagan6820
@nigelcox-hagan6820 3 года назад
“Then she motorboats her soldier.” And that was just the start of a list of atrocities.
@FadeIn2Obscurity
@FadeIn2Obscurity 3 года назад
I feel like I’ve been added to a government watchlist after seeing this. Thanks, Chris.
@comicbookreviewer4856
@comicbookreviewer4856 3 года назад
when you realize the 4th transformers movie Age of extinction had almost the same plot earth betraying the autobots to what happen to the city well Age of extinction felt more like a X-men story
@elbarto6668
@elbarto6668 3 года назад
#Metoo
@DrWho2008t101
@DrWho2008t101 3 года назад
Funny Stuff! thumbs up!
@Kastila
@Kastila 3 года назад
A bunch of company executives all agreed that this would be a good idea. I just... can't think about that too much
@kreigguardsman3355
@kreigguardsman3355 3 года назад
If it’s from Japan there’s not a lot to think about
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад
@@kreigguardsman3355 That's the exact attitude that Takara was trying to avoid by not letting this get localized and replacing the head writer after the first handful of volumes were released.
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад
Actually, Takara wasn't quite sure what the actual manga was going to be like until after it was released. The author negotiated to be able to do what he wanted with it and they allowed it. After Takara saw just what the comic was like, they replaced him. By that point, volume 1 was already on the shelves and the next few were already under contract. Once they were able to, they kicked him off the team and made the "sequel" much cleaner.
@coolerreviews6580
@coolerreviews6580 3 года назад
@@OtakuUnitedStudio I had to bleach my eyes after watching this,I prefer watching roft 100 times,than read a single dialogue from this...thing
@hyliannerd4541
@hyliannerd4541 3 года назад
At first when I read your title, I thought that it was the KISS comic from the 70s published by Marvel that used real blood of the band members.
@stefanfilipovits21
@stefanfilipovits21 3 года назад
🤣I forgot about that
@hyliannerd4541
@hyliannerd4541 3 года назад
@@stefanfilipovits21 that's a thing. The cover looks awesome
@futuredirector999
@futuredirector999 3 года назад
That sounds fucking cool!
@LRM23936
@LRM23936 3 года назад
Tht would be a better book.
@KingGhidora97
@KingGhidora97 3 года назад
How was it used? Lol
@corwin32
@corwin32 3 года назад
“Then she motorboats her soldier” I lol’d and got so many strange looks at work
@SLEEP-HEART
@SLEEP-HEART 3 года назад
Get back to work Gordy!
@corwin32
@corwin32 3 года назад
@@SLEEP-HEART You’re not my real mom!
@DrWho2008t101
@DrWho2008t101 3 года назад
Great video!.
@Wertsir
@Wertsir 3 года назад
You definitely shouldn’t be watching this at work.
@acovarru91
@acovarru91 3 года назад
There is so much phallic imagery and weird robot/body horror scenes with the weird pseudo organic robot body parts and the fact the robots can eat. It's insane that anyone green lighted this and like you said, was even worse than the initial description
@kingj9664
@kingj9664 3 года назад
It's Japan Dale Greenland anything Which is sometimes a good thing in a bad thing
@Lily_Selverne
@Lily_Selverne 3 года назад
Even worse is that because it was the first piece of Transfromers media to establish a comprehensive timeline of the universe, it cemented itself as an essential part of that continuity. The sequel even went out of its way to fix the continuities of other Transformers universes that were completely separate from the original cartoon.
@akl2k7
@akl2k7 3 года назад
Yeah, how did the execs see this and NOT send it back for all the loli crap to get changed. If there's an instance for some Executive Meddling, this is it.
@GoneFishingAmalgam
@GoneFishingAmalgam 3 года назад
Finally! Transformers at last has the elements it was missing from the start; lolis and phallic tentacles.
@zenoblues7787
@zenoblues7787 3 года назад
You forgot to mention the Vore
@JuanGomez-ke5py
@JuanGomez-ke5py 3 года назад
what Transformer need no no did it
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 3 года назад
Full Japanese.
@usergiodmsilva1983PT
@usergiodmsilva1983PT 3 года назад
This is what justice League was missing too.
@onemariobro
@onemariobro 3 года назад
@@zenoblues7787 well there is Unicron
@karabearcomics
@karabearcomics 3 года назад
"This comic is cursed." Considering what you were diagnosed with after filming this review, there might be some truth to that. Hope you recover soon.
@Popcultureguy3000
@Popcultureguy3000 3 года назад
What was he diagnosed with? I don’t have any social media accounts, because social media websites like Twitter and Facebook have fundamentally altered American discourse for the worst and have been huge contributors to the “alternative truths” affect.
@zenoblues7787
@zenoblues7787 3 года назад
@@Popcultureguy3000 He has Covid
@Popcultureguy3000
@Popcultureguy3000 3 года назад
@@zenoblues7787 I hope he makes a speedy recovery.
@echoart9275
@echoart9275 3 года назад
"I reviewed this manga... now I'm GAY"
@ricklominguez168
@ricklominguez168 3 года назад
@@Popcultureguy3000 ok?
@HitovsMoustache
@HitovsMoustache 3 года назад
Oh my god, the aspect ratio joke at the beginning was amazing. Hope you feel better soon Chris.
@mattsom3915
@mattsom3915 3 года назад
I think the joke went over my head, explanation please?
@HitovsMoustache
@HitovsMoustache 3 года назад
@@mattsom3915 the newly released Snyder cut of Justice League starts with a similar black screen with white text saying "This film is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder's creative vision."
@mattsom3915
@mattsom3915 3 года назад
@@HitovsMoustache Ahhh I see
@pinfarmer
@pinfarmer 3 года назад
Oohhh. I thought my bootleg was cropped for some reason. Lol
@BigK13372
@BigK13372 3 года назад
@@HitovsMoustache When I saw that text I thought to myself: “Oh. For a second there I thought its because the post production team didn’t have enough time and money to scale the footage to a 16:9 ratio; cause that seems like the real reason”. Like seriously, I don’t really see how the 4:3 ratio is supposed to enhanced the narrative of the film. Especially compare to the Lighthouse when it did that.
@thomasstewart9752
@thomasstewart9752 3 года назад
"so how many issues did the comic have?" "well depending on which definition you mean, it could be either three, or just, so, SO fucken many."
@JaneDoe_123
@JaneDoe_123 3 года назад
A story that makes Michael Bay look good in comparison? FEAR!
@asheniza1168
@asheniza1168 6 месяцев назад
Bay is the greatest in history.
@keybyss98
@keybyss98 3 года назад
*🎶CUTIE FORMERS🎶* *🎶LESS THAN LEGAL AGE🎶*
@TheDONing1
@TheDONing1 3 года назад
🎶KISS PLAYERS🎶 🎶PEDOS IN DISGUISE🎶
@peterwerle7966
@peterwerle7966 3 года назад
🎶 CORPORATIONS WAGE THEIR BATTLE TO DESTROY AND END THE MEMORY OF THESE COMIC BOOKS🎶
@_zodiac_3010
@_zodiac_3010 3 года назад
🎶 Kiss Players 🎶 🎶Too much that meets the eye 🎶
@littlesamu5920
@littlesamu5920 3 года назад
"PEDOBOTS, ROLL OUT!"
@Gemidori
@Gemidori 2 года назад
KISS PLAYERS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
@tino9117
@tino9117 3 года назад
I'm gonna need to write a lengthy heartfelt apology letter to Michael Bay after seeing this
@Raatcharch
@Raatcharch 3 года назад
Wow, that first issue is literally the first two episodes of Evangelion. Depressed character with parent issues who is nearly killed in a giant monster attack but then learns they are special and are guilted into "getting in the robot" without any explanation of what is going on, having the robot's arm blasted off and regrown before blackingout out and waking up in the hospital.
@minaverry
@minaverry 3 года назад
SHINJI, KISS THE FUCKING ROBOT!!!
@kingj9664
@kingj9664 3 года назад
Funny enough I think there was an actual crossover with the Transformers and Evangelion.
@travisjordan3853
@travisjordan3853 3 года назад
@@kingj9664 Indeed there was. In fact, as part of the crossover, TakaraTomy released a version of the MP-10 Optimus Prime Masterpiece figure redeco'ed in EVA Unit 01's colours, as seen here: toys.tfw2005.com/convoy-mode-eva-7847
@kingj9664
@kingj9664 3 года назад
@@travisjordan3853 thanks for that
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 3 года назад
@@travisjordan3853 that page link is blank.
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 года назад
I remember the Japanese reaction to this manga, it was something like: "What the fuck, dude? Don't you think this is a bit too much?" And the American reaction was something like: "Hahaha, those crazy Japanese, amirite?" Which caused consternation among the Japanese public...
@astracrits4633
@astracrits4633 3 года назад
Glad to know that literally.nobody wanted this.
@genematthewjuanico9532
@genematthewjuanico9532 3 года назад
Jesus this series must've been vile as shit if even the Japanese didn't wanna touch considering how freaky they can be in terms of manga
@beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574
@beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574 2 года назад
@Gene Matthew Juanico idk i think it's kinda messed up to look at japanese people isolated within the vacuum of weeby shit and use that to judge an entire culture. like, obviously real life japan isn't just hentai land.
@alejoparedes2388
@alejoparedes2388 3 года назад
Giant robots, depressed protagonists, disturbing sexual imagery and a non-ending... So, it's basically "Evangelion".
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 года назад
Kiss players might have not gotten an ending, but unlike evangelion it's legacy is directly continued with further attempts in trying to reconcile the nonsensical and convoluted continuity of the Japanese g1 "OG" universe that continues to this very day.
@nomative8915
@nomative8915 3 года назад
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Evangelion's story is still on going though. The Rebuild movies are a continuation.
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
@diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 года назад
@@nomative8915 the rebuilds take place in an alternate universe and thier was a long gap of time from when The End of Evangelion came out and the first rebuild movie came out. Beast wars returns (a.k.a. the hack dub of beast machines) with takes place in the same Continuity came out after maybe a year after kiss players was over (2001?) But I might be wrong on the exact timing.
@dajokahbaby1506
@dajokahbaby1506 3 года назад
Funnily enough there is a Transformers and Evangelion crossover
@kingofthegundam7974
@kingofthegundam7974 3 года назад
Don't you FUCKING DARE compare this trash to Evangelion. Evangelion has sophistication and fascinating character work and psychological themes, don't lump it with Loli bait Transformers manga.
@C4rea
@C4rea 3 года назад
Someone’s going to submit artwork of you kissing a transformer LOL
@TerryHesticles
@TerryHesticles 3 года назад
Lmao 😂🤣
@sirfrancisdrake6956
@sirfrancisdrake6956 3 года назад
my next artwork masterpiece lol
@TariOwei
@TariOwei 3 года назад
LMAO.
@HarbingerOfDeath0
@HarbingerOfDeath0 3 года назад
already thought about doing it...just it would be infotron lol
@joehonkie
@joehonkie 3 года назад
They are NOW
@JogVodka
@JogVodka 3 года назад
Never thought I'd see you cover this. It's been something the Transformers fandom would keep hidden in the dark from people
@josesosa3337
@josesosa3337 3 года назад
Rightfully so. Holy shit.
@mill_ania
@mill_ania 3 года назад
Yuki Oshima: "I want to grab people attention" The dude then straight up made a goru lolicon rap*y manga for no reason
@frannava2463
@frannava2463 3 года назад
Unfortunately that's how a lot of Japanese manga Creator think. Incorporated mixing two or three things together. Like cute girls with sexual undertones and horror. It's like mixing pizza with ice cream separate are good butt together horrible
@KronnangDunn
@KronnangDunn 3 года назад
There's a reason: money. Many Japanese otaku love this trash...
@frannava2463
@frannava2463 3 года назад
@@KronnangDunn actually this was released I believe as a promotional issue meaning it most likely was free and it was only 3 issues long. I heard it got bad reviews a lot of people hated
@KronnangDunn
@KronnangDunn 3 года назад
@@frannava2463 As a doujinshi? Figures. Since they are free there's no regulation. Many put very weird stuff in those...
@frannava2463
@frannava2463 3 года назад
@@KronnangDunn well it was for 2 promote the Transformer toys. The problem was they didn't know what audience to venture to. Just like many manga and Japanese creator that has too many ideas and really have no real Focus only metaphors and undertones and didn't really know what audience to the otaku's or the action figure collectors for teenagers for kids? So that makes everything up to only to fail miserably concerning I heard that he lost many job opportunities. They have to apologize since a lot of people found it to be gross and disgusting. Concerning the only thing that he did right was the Transformers art.
@GordoBondiola2002
@GordoBondiola2002 3 года назад
"i assure you sir, child looking desings characters having suggestive actions is absolutely neccesary for the plot"
@desmondpeters7784
@desmondpeters7784 3 года назад
*Optimus has died 4 times* Megatron: I'll destroy you Prime Optimus: Yeah probably
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 6 месяцев назад
This planet is yours now, Megatron. I'm done defending it.
@ryancole3058
@ryancole3058 3 года назад
I draw *one* piece of fanart for this channel and now I'm on a watch list THANKS CHRIS.
@itwontfitonii-chan9083
@itwontfitonii-chan9083 3 года назад
Imagine getting a license to your favorite show just to make your weird doujin canont. That's lowkey kinda commendable, but what the hell?
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX 2 года назад
hes a gigachad, don't even like transformers, but this dude pulled the biggest sigma move, literally its like hijacking marvel studios and making a cult movie about your fart fetish and making them pass it as canon
@Assimandeli
@Assimandeli 3 года назад
That "perverts in disguise" killed me. Good job
@deathsceane
@deathsceane 3 года назад
I think Yuki Oshima had some issues he never had an outlet for. He should've just made a doujin under pseudonym like other artists would.
@tylermorgan5230
@tylermorgan5230 9 месяцев назад
I feel bad for like this manga cuz I thought the girl were just chiba characters honesty
@OneNationUnderPug
@OneNationUnderPug 3 года назад
Kiss players is one of those pieces of media that if they just took the basic premise and characters and left the weirdness and pervertedness in vault at the bottom of the ocean they could have had half way decent story. Basically high school girls in mech suits, transactors as they’re call in transformers, vs. Megatron zombies.
@moondodger5952
@moondodger5952 3 года назад
Kiss Players, aka: the robot action figures were pretty cool as long as you threw away the little girls to make your soul feel cleaner.
@SkeleGem
@SkeleGem 3 года назад
There’s a reason why the Transformers fandom doesn’t talk about this corner of the franchise Edit: Also, putting aside the creepy aspect of having these characters look like Lolis to be “cute”, it really just clashes with some of the stuff depicted in the manga, and not in a way that works. Depression, copses, and getting mowed down is typically not associated with “cute” characters unless done specifically as purposeful contrast or for subverting tropes, and I seriously doubt that was what was intended here.
@aurum3747
@aurum3747 3 года назад
Aka "Made In Abyss"
@roseamelia9147
@roseamelia9147 3 года назад
@@aurum3747 made in abyss is beloved and proves counter to the shunning people talk about
@MechaG
@MechaG 3 года назад
Even Japan didn't like Kiss Players, mostly because they were worried about what foreigners would think. I wish you would talk more about manga, though. Like Guyver, or Battle Angel.
@SLEEP-HEART
@SLEEP-HEART 3 года назад
Did you make this video to cover for your wife finding your Kiss Players collection? "Oh hi there, you caught me, um, err, just working on my next video...😳"
@mariic2
@mariic2 3 года назад
"Speaking of things that lead to divorce, let's talk about Kiss Players."
@GrandCorsair
@GrandCorsair 3 года назад
The sad thing is after living through the mlp fandom shit like this doesn't even shock me.
@themysteriousmista4922
@themysteriousmista4922 3 года назад
I'm a Transformers fan and already figured it was gonna be Kissplayers lol.
@squee-g1658
@squee-g1658 3 года назад
Ive become so numb
@metasprite5648
@metasprite5648 3 года назад
desensitized
@user-bf8zc9eo1o
@user-bf8zc9eo1o 3 года назад
@@squee-g1658 I can't feel you there
@benjirivoh
@benjirivoh 3 года назад
ikr. now whenever i see mangas like this pops up my reaction would be "oh no.."
@kimifw58
@kimifw58 3 года назад
Hot Rod giving up responsibility when things go wrong is just par for the course.
@BionicRambutan
@BionicRambutan Год назад
That writer should never be allowed to be close to any child... ever.
@kiethveseyofficial
@kiethveseyofficial Год назад
Or near school Zones of that matter
@jamessovick7908
@jamessovick7908 3 года назад
I love the causal way he says "then she motor boats her trooper"
@TerryHesticles
@TerryHesticles 3 года назад
Thank god “Kiss Players” never came to the States lmao 😂🤣😂
@coolerreviews6580
@coolerreviews6580 3 года назад
Same
@loneangler9063
@loneangler9063 2 года назад
Imagine seeing Chris Hansen asking a Transformer to 'take a seat'
@1eyeddevil929
@1eyeddevil929 2 года назад
"Take A Seat. Those are drawings. Stop wasting my time. Have a nice day."
@skabcat242
@skabcat242 3 года назад
"Then she motherboats her soldier." I had to replay that to make sure I heard that. properly.
@tomteacher5885
@tomteacher5885 3 года назад
Chris just put this out there to vindicate his run on Transformers back when he was 10...
@LARKXHIN
@LARKXHIN 3 года назад
“That was the first of 3 issues” Oh god. There’s more
@JoelBurger
@JoelBurger 3 года назад
Never looked into Kiss Players beyond the concept and its infamy. Never realized how much it shamelessly ripped from Eva, including a giant robot trying to eat stuff.
@joeblaster8770
@joeblaster8770 3 года назад
There are people who should not be allowed to work on certain properties.
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 3 года назад
Just a small explanation: The term "Autorooper" makes sense in Japanese, where the pronunciation of the English word "trooper" would be "to ru pa", so they just add an "ah" to get "ah to ru pa".
@TJStellmach
@TJStellmach 3 года назад
"Galvotron's cells infected animals"??? I know that should be the least of my worries here, but WTF?
@jwrush
@jwrush 3 года назад
There was a meeting where someone said: 'Who buys our toys? Pedophiles!"
@hiddenflare6169
@hiddenflare6169 3 года назад
I was thinking more in general on this. I mean be honest, is transformers that much of a fan service- perverted series that this will attract fans?! All the kisses, panties, LEGION!? It’s an odd choice Espically at that time and place.
@astracrits4633
@astracrits4633 3 года назад
@@hiddenflare6169 I get the distinct feeling that this was to appeal to the author, not the fans.
@Robocopnik
@Robocopnik 2 года назад
@@astracrits4633 It seems a lot like the author's attempt to come to terms with and understand a whole slew of horrible fetishes they have, and for some reason, the only medium in which they can do this is as a manga/toy line.
@astracrits4633
@astracrits4633 2 года назад
@@Robocopnik Yeah, that sounds about right. Mangakas putting repressed fetishes into their work is an oddly common thing, actually.
@BroomPusher2024
@BroomPusher2024 2 года назад
1986: Transformers More than meets the eye... 2006: Transformers Makes you wana die...
@koi404
@koi404 3 года назад
Perverts In Disguised 🤖 That had me rolling 😂
@thekita6774
@thekita6774 3 года назад
I absolutely never knew that this even existed and now that I contain the knowledge I wish I remained ignorant of this cursed comic.
@captainautobots
@captainautobots 3 года назад
Well, I certainly could've done without knowing that this comic exists. But now I know. And knowing is the end of the battle.
@GleeChan
@GleeChan 3 года назад
Well, I never knew that Transformers had a Loli edition. Not sure if I'm happy about knowing about it now because now I'm on an FBI list. Thanks Chris.
@sopebarrofficial3557
@sopebarrofficial3557 3 года назад
Sweet! Minimum homework AND a new Comic Tropes? *oh god I need to bleach my eyes
@lizafootfor5471
@lizafootfor5471 3 года назад
There are just some stories that are meant to be forgotten. I can absolutely see why this comic was buried years ago 😓
@MrLCGO
@MrLCGO 3 года назад
Okay just that few seconds in the intro alone had me chuckling like an idiot.
@SirMrHowell
@SirMrHowell 3 года назад
I see. This is a "delete your watch history episode". Also, good fortune and speedy recovery to you, Chris!
@aaronelliman2628
@aaronelliman2628 3 года назад
Of course Im reading a transformer comic when this came out 😂
@watchforever1724
@watchforever1724 3 года назад
Lol 😂
@seventhbracken4466
@seventhbracken4466 3 года назад
Just out of curiosity, which comic?
@aaronelliman2628
@aaronelliman2628 3 года назад
@@seventhbracken4466 transformers u.s issue 9 I'm reading the original ones from the 80s the u.s ones
@seventhbracken4466
@seventhbracken4466 3 года назад
@@aaronelliman2628 Ah yes, the one where Circuit Breaker tries to murder Wheeljack. Ironically, despite Circuit Breaker's outfit being ludicrously revealing (especially for an 80s comic), she was still a Billion times less-sexualized than the Kiss Players.
@aaronelliman2628
@aaronelliman2628 3 года назад
@@seventhbracken4466 I agree with you I haven't read it yet I will later tho but that's the comic I'm currently on
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372 3 года назад
I think the main issue here is clearly the clumsy, inappropriate merging of children's toys with decidedly adult themes and content. So bizarre. That said, I have to admit, unashamedly, that I like the Michael Bay "Transformers"-films. Some more than others, lol...but they're all entertaining, despite being dumb as fuck. That's basically what Michael Bay's entire cinema is based around: entertaining the audience. I don't really have a problem with that. If I want to be challenged by genuinely thought-provoking cinema, I have Mike Leigh, or Michaelangelo Antonioni, or my gigantic Criterion Collection Bergman box set. But when I want to turn my brain off and laugh and enjoy giant dumb robots punching each other, I'll always have Michael Bay. Viva cinema.
@27danjel
@27danjel 3 года назад
"autorooper" actually makes sense in Japanese because trooper is pronounced "torooper" with that extra O
@Miraihi
@Miraihi 3 года назад
Yes, also wanted to comment on that. It's essentially "Autrooper", but sounds better.
@sobersplash6172
@sobersplash6172 3 года назад
it's a pun then
@27danjel
@27danjel 3 года назад
@@sobersplash6172 Correct
@sobersplash6172
@sobersplash6172 3 года назад
@@27danjel them japanese and their wordplay
@AA-lz4wq
@AA-lz4wq 2 года назад
@@laobok Why tho, it was never realeased outside Japan was it?
@requiem4ameme2
@requiem4ameme2 3 года назад
I have seen the dark universe yawning, where the black planets roll without aim. Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or lustre or name.
@bsabruzzo
@bsabruzzo 3 года назад
When I saw KISS Players, I had a more rock n roll image in mind. I don't know why I thought a giant Gene Simmons robot would be a thing.
@michellelincoln9987
@michellelincoln9987 2 года назад
well he certainly had a tongue reminiscent of Gene Simmons 🤣
@mariic2
@mariic2 2 года назад
@@michellelincoln9987 Does this mean Gene Simmons has a phallic tongue?
@lamartherevenger
@lamartherevenger 3 года назад
Ugh.... Thank you for taking one for the team, Chris.
@madmanmortonyt4890
@madmanmortonyt4890 3 года назад
Soo its Evangelion, but with Transformers. Got it.
@dominomasked
@dominomasked 3 года назад
I know it’s not the kind of thing you would want to focus on, but showing a new transformers toy without sowing how it transforms is gonna leave part of my brain in unfinished sneeze mode for a considerable time.
@sablebranwen2539
@sablebranwen2539 3 года назад
There are people who seem like they haven't showered or seen the sun in years, and then there's Yuki Oshima, who looks like he doesn't even know what the sun or water are.
@cosmoissleeping
@cosmoissleeping 3 года назад
Prime still killed less people than "Superman" in Man of Steel
@dimielgo2267
@dimielgo2267 3 года назад
And he killed less than SuperBoy Prime.
@masalamonkey4092
@masalamonkey4092 3 года назад
i was big into transfomers myself as a kid and recall my pervert friend being very excited to bring kissplayers to my attention as a teenager but all that reallystood out to me at the time was how come the decepticons dont get any of this attention? the sex appeal was totally lost on my semi adolescent brain who cared much for kick ass robots than cute girls, not much really changed there
@michellelincoln9987
@michellelincoln9987 2 года назад
so you grew up to be a potentially latent homosexual incel robotics fetishist? 🤣
@trexindominus8119
@trexindominus8119 2 года назад
Sounds like you needed a better friend
@Popcultureguy3000
@Popcultureguy3000 3 года назад
11:19 “They’re eating her.... and then they’re going to eat me! OH MY G-O-OOOOD!!”
@lalaunascope
@lalaunascope 3 года назад
You handled this topic way more professionally than I ever thought anyone could. I struggle to explain it to people (even though I still do because I enjoy watching the joy leave their eyes as I tell them about it).
@MrHantz101
@MrHantz101 3 года назад
Man, Tokyo has taken some lumps over the decades. Innumerable battles between Godzilla and whatever monster he was fighting, and then Galvatron crashes into it. Also, 4:29 gives new meaning to "firecrotch."
@walterlopez5054
@walterlopez5054 3 года назад
Hi, tf expert here. There's more than 3 Kissplayers toys. There's the 3 you mentioned, Convoy, Rodimus, and Autorooper, but there's a second smaller Autorooper that comes with a larger figurine of Atari. A black outfit repaint of that Atari figure, a 3 pack of g1 cassette repaints, and the 3 Eggbots.
@pathevermore3683
@pathevermore3683 3 года назад
thanks Vector Sigma!!!
@roochman
@roochman 3 года назад
"autorooper" is definitely a portmanteau that makes 10x more sense in japanese, where the english word "auto" ends with a "to" sound, while the english word "trooper" begins with the same "to" sound. anyways, it's fun having channels not dedicated to transformers talking about things that rarely get mentioned outside of the fandom's space (for good reason in this case lmao), so i really enjoyed this video!
@thema1998
@thema1998 3 года назад
I found out about Transformers Kiss Players from one of TV Tropes' "So Bad, It's Horrible" pages a couple years ago. However, I didn't know much about it until *right* now!
@lunara8577
@lunara8577 3 года назад
I miss the 5 seconds of my life before i know this thing exist
@dinoguy163
@dinoguy163 3 года назад
No no no noooo, why you must summon this “things” existence.
@genericstickman5967
@genericstickman5967 3 года назад
Kind of funny how this is still canon to Japanese G1 continuity as characters from it appeared in Transformers Legends and the 2nd universe part of the Generations Selects Comics
@rebekahscheu4245
@rebekahscheu4245 3 года назад
I vaguely remember someone talking about this online when I first got interested in transformers. I'm so glad that I'm seeing this as an adult because crap like this would have given me so many nightmares as a child!
@jerichogm14
@jerichogm14 3 года назад
In Japanese the word TROOPER would be pronounced TO-RU-PE-RU so AU-TOROOPER is probably a play on that. Nice (disturbing) video, BTW. More power.
@MrAl360
@MrAl360 3 года назад
So I’ve heard about _this_ but never saw the screen shots until now. I expected a trash fire but this a dumpster fire that someone then threw radioactive waste onto.
@zero28ism
@zero28ism 3 года назад
What the fuck is this, seriously what the fuck. It got worse and worse and worse, I regret watching this. Love ya Chris
@TheKing-uu7jn
@TheKing-uu7jn 3 года назад
Even though I'm very surprised this exists I'm surprised you didn't put a jab at it with Optimus's legendary joke line "Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches BOOBIES"
@nasirmarcelandrews7653
@nasirmarcelandrews7653 3 года назад
You’ld be surprised at the large amounts of manga that deal with this type of subject matter
@frannava2463
@frannava2463 3 года назад
How many
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX 2 года назад
bullshit, aside from mai chans daily life, literally practically no manga that has this type of level of ether obscenity or extremeness. unless you count just plain gore as this.
@gabbyn978
@gabbyn978 3 года назад
This 'nuclear explosion in Tokyo' has an eerie similarity to the famous picture in the Akira manga/anime
@EmperorTyrael
@EmperorTyrael 3 года назад
But what if... Kiss Players mean they got their power up from listening to KISS music album?
@bioswat96
@bioswat96 2 года назад
Won't be much of a shock if it'd turn out that writers for this are having "some kinds" of problem with the law
@jesusdemetriohernandezleon7490
Jqjaja
@TricksterModeEngaged
@TricksterModeEngaged 3 года назад
...I forgot this existed Can I go back to before I remembered?
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад
Wait, Ohshima designed THAT Arcee figure? The one that looks very definitely like someone thirsting for some robot action? And he didn't just say "I wanted to grab people's attention." This exact words were, "I want to make people's jaws drop." This is the same guy who designed a figurine of T-AI from Robots in Disguise/Car Robots bathing naked in a hot spring with Optimus leering in on her.
@NepetasShippingWall1642
@NepetasShippingWall1642 3 года назад
i really shouldn't be surprised by that last part. but i am
@yuristoppa4975
@yuristoppa4975 3 года назад
so, I was listening to the video while working and I got all scared when Optimus Prime starts talking at 13:05. I think I rarely got such a genuine scare, LOL, thanks Chris LMAO
@ninjaconsultantsixshot
@ninjaconsultantsixshot 3 года назад
Outside of Kissplayers I think Japanese G1 is one of the most interesting parts of the franchise.
@samuelrodriguez9801
@samuelrodriguez9801 2 года назад
Wait does that mean that Transformers is in the same setting as G.I. Joe?!
@kanna-san.
@kanna-san. 7 месяцев назад
Yeah
@drpretzel2086
@drpretzel2086 3 года назад
The less I think about this transformers comic the happier I’ll be
@CodeRed001
@CodeRed001 2 года назад
The art style and edge looks like a very bad ripoff of Madoka Magica. But Madoka is actually good. I didn't think anything could be worse than Michael Bay. The dude who made this is def a creepy fuck. The kind of shit that should get you black listed before it ever reaches publication.
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