Kollektivet: Cess søker ikke kjæreste - Episode 1 

"Han gjør alt for å ta på meg" xDDDDD

*Cess is NOT on a boyfriend-hunt* ENGLISH SUBS/TRANSLATIONS Cess: This is me, I’m Cecilie, and I’m 24 years old, and I am single. Something I’d like to continue to be. Inscription: Cess is NOT on a boyfriend-hunt. Cess: "Ew!" I am a young, beautiful and talented girl. Frankly; I am the total dreambabe for lot of guys, if not all. But I don’t want to be in a relationship! All my girlfriends with boyfriends, do nothing but complain. Girl 1: "If it hadn’t been for me, my boyfriend would have starved to death!" Girl 2: "He never calls me back!" Girl3: “I can’t, I’m watching football with the guys that day” Girl 2: "Yes, I know! Always!" Cess: I have managed to stay single for such a long time. I’m quite the pro; six years to be exact. So throughout this series, I will be showing you how to stay away from a relationship. Inscription: *snap* Cess: The first thing you have to learn, is to steer clear of men you don’t know. Do not engage in eye-contact! They’re like dogs, florists and drug-addicts, if they get eye-contact with you, it’s game over. Be stuck up, pretend you can’t hear them when they talk. Cashier: "Would you like a bag?" Cess: Bag, receipt, sex with me, very uncomfortable! Cashier: "You forgot your gum." Cess: Stuff like that; ignore it! Just get yourself out! Don’t ever accept something from a man! Waiter: "Would you like something to eat?" Cess: "No!" What, do they think food is an automatic entry into me? Handling strangers is the easy part. It’s harder when it’s comes to, for example, friends or colleagues. You can just imagine what it’s like for me, living in the commune. ALL the guys want me to be their girlfriend! So what would it take for a guy not to want to be in a relationship with a woman? Seb: "What would make me not like a woman? Bad odour." Fridtjof: "I do not like girls who are indelicate." Jakob: "I can get a little frightened by girls, that I can tell isn’t really that fond of men." Fridtjof: "And lots of armpit-hair." Kevin: "Girls?? They lack a lot of stuff. And a big something." Cess: Throughout the next episodes, you’ll see me doing my best to avoid entering any relationship with any of the guys in the commune. "Pull my finger! Hahahahahaha! Hohohoho!" He will do anything to get his hands on me! For more Kollektivet translations and videos, go to *rouxharbour.blogspot.com* !

Kevin: Jenter, de mangler en del ting. ...og en stor!

- Seks år faktisk! sier Cess, men hun viser sju fingre. LOL!!! 0:37

"seks år faktisk" *holder opp 7 fingre* GENIUS!

Singel i 6 år og proff? Da er jeg verdensmester! #ForeverAlone

jakob

Hvis Fridtjof ville "ha meg" hadde jeg faen ikke nekta.

@Snarkdoff1337 Velkommen etter. Om han er det eller ikke bør vel ikke ha noe å si.

Vem trenger pose til en tygis

@Snarkdoff1337 Yes

@Snarkdoff1337 tror du eller?

Någon som vet vad låten heter som spelas i videon? :OO

0:37 Hu sier 6 men viser 7?

Jakob er ganske søt :-)

ja

Hvordan Cess kan få gutta ti å miste interesse for hu: - Å være Peggy Ruth Da Truth. XD

mammaen min har vært singel i 8 år

jeg er proff :D og er enda ikke ute etter noen! :D

Jeg hadde 5 kjærester i barnehagen :( Kan ikke være fullstendig proff :(

er kevin en gutt? :O

umulig å se på kevin og ikke tenker på skolerådgiveren....

1337 hurhur

Ostepop

EG LIKAR KUK!!!

den dimmern var ikke så heldig plassert..

slowpoke...

Det verste er at noen jenter faktisk er så overlegne og såpass overlegne i virkeligheten også...