@@ARIZJOE I understand it was a plot contrivance for the sake of comedy. I'm not a retard. if it were a different character the they would have just waited and the story would have been written that they'd be standing there for ages like at the Chinese restaurant. only Kramer would tear ass around the city looking for a place.
especially when it's a liquidey gurgley shit and you're praying your sphincter can hold on for juuuuust a bit longer...and as soon as you see a toilet the pressure increases ten fold
@@juicepick7131 can you fucking let that go? Seriously, the reason why celebrities go crazy is because of people like you who never let go of a mistake someone made and continue to bring it up, he apologised, leave him be.
That's a big deal if you have that problem. Hope it never happens to you. It cab be extremely painful. You might think you're dying or having a heart attack
Kramer running through the city trying to get home to poop is equivalent to us country folks driving 10 miles home with our flashers on and sweat beads popping out on the forehead.
Michael Richard's practically owned that show,He was hysterical to watch all the time, that toilet business was so funny.He is one funny bloke.🏴👍♥️
What's really horrifying is your bowels chambering a round while you're stuck in traffic...there is literally nothing you can do and it's actually a phobia of mine.
I recently started a new Rx and while it doesn't happen a lot, twice now I have gotten a little like bubble in my stomach and like 10 minutes later I HAVE to go. Thank God both times I was home. On the road that would be very worrisome.
@@mfaure420 Happened to me in high school two days in a row at the same time during marching band practice and I had to use the horrible stalls that didn't even have doors on them at my school with some of the most gut churning shits I've ever had. Almost didn't make it. This phobia made me quit band (all the traveling to competitions) and severely screwed me up for years. Living in a rural area I had to ride the school bus 45 minutes to and from school each way-a daunting prospect. Don't know why-took me time to learn to chill and if it happens, oh well let it rip.
I know the feeling. I was on the way to the airport in Milwaukee when I had the feeling. I was in the city, but with miles to go yet. There was the sweat beading on my head. It was horrible. Finally, when I got to the airport I probably looked like a crazy person because I was running very fast to the bathroom.
Seinfeld was the funniest show on tv. I still watch all the re-runs. Most hilarious show on the air in its day! Right up there with Everybody Loves Raymond!! Best shows ever!! 🤣👍👍
Yeah I watch those too and King of Queens which co stars Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) who really steals the show in King of Queens as Arthur Spooner.
Mario Iacolucci It can indeed. I am a trucker and once had to poop in the middle of the night. I was near a truck stop but it wasn't a 24 hr one. Long story short, I walked 2 miles to find a bathroom.
I don't think anything says Kramer to me more than after George offers him a bite of his sandwich @1:53, and he does that little head stroke with a spin.
When I first saw this episode and Kramer said that he missed his chance I thought he the next thing he was going to say was that he didn’t make it to the toilet in time
My buddy drove a cab years ago and this kind of thing happened to him but he was in his cab. Luckily nobody was in it.. He was "percolating" like Kramer said but the problem was he was on the freeway and the traffic was so bad he couldn't get off. Suddenly it exploded into his underwear and into his socks. So he decided just to drive back to his place clean his cab, burn his clothes , take a shower, and head back.🤣😅🤣
Peristalsis, involuntary movements of the longitudinal and circular muscles, primarily in the digestive tract but occasionally in other hollow tubes of the body, that occur in progressive wavelike contractions. Peristaltic waves occur in the esophagus, stomach, and intestines.
Poor Kramer. As I write this, I’m taking a dump that’s so raunchy I’m contemplating selling my house. My bathroom will never be the same after today. I’ve gone thru a bottle of Febreze and it’s not even touching it. The room is about 15 degrees warmer now.
Reminds me of episode about masturbation where they never actually say the word. Here 'bathroom' is as far as the censors will let them go, but they cleverly work around it in the funniest way possible.
That happened to me one time when I drank some iced coffee before my work shift at the mall. Also, the dreaded apparatus happened to me too. I felt like I gave birth!
Had this "moment" a week ago... I missed my oppertunity... But I still had to eat. I was out by the beach and there were no toilets, and nowhere to "hide" and make a temporary one... I drank yoghurt, ate fibers to "plow through" ... Eventually got home... Spent about 30 min on the toilet in different positions and finally! I could see colors again! I felt like a feather. I could jump, I could sneeze, I could do somersaults!!!! ... I couldt do somersaults, but you know what I mean! I WAS FREE!
I went on a family vacation to NYC a few years ago and literally crapped my pants in the middle of central park because the bathrooms were closed for maintenance. I had to spray myself down with one of the garden hoses at the facilities building. One of the worst experiences of my life lol.
