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"I don't wanna be Switzerland!"
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@davidmanion1357 Год назад

The way Kramer kicks the paper off the table 😂😂

@aj1800 Год назад

I was just thinking this. I love how he does it 🤣🤣

@alistairs3934 Год назад

My favourite moment in the whole show 😂

@alap75 Год назад

I try to do that everytime I've hands full of grocery bags and stuff on kitchen table 😉

@galicredstone Год назад

@@alap75 How long until you get the cast off? 😛

@feelnrite Год назад

Yep this was the best part. That kick is special.

@lundylow Год назад

I love that Jerry and Newman's contempt for each other is never explained. They were always just mortal enemies.

@gustavoguti27 Год назад

It's obvious, it's his neighbor

@InMotionForAMillion Год назад

Actually, Jerry has explained it during interviews...he says that it was just simply funny to hate Newman.

@berzerkbankie1342 Год назад

Newman's a dick. What's not to hate?

@danielwol9414 11 месяцев назад

He doesn't actually hate him he lets Newman play the game with Kramer and the house and many other occasions doesn't kicik him out of his house he just doesn't particularly like him not that their enemies

@Vallhalia 11 месяцев назад

Or maybe its because every time newman doesnt get what he wants he either cheats or threatens jerry LOL

@nthgth Год назад

"Jerry, I'm a little insulted." "You're not a little anything, Newman." 🤣🤣

@nosferatu6385 6 месяцев назад

😅😅😅

@Rafael26926 5 месяцев назад

Little inteligent would be

@JonasC22 5 месяцев назад

I like how Newman just dropped the ruse after that, just like 'alright you got me'

@arihantsj Год назад

Kramer running with the board with Newman following him always gets me!

@evanyasser4412 Год назад

Whatley: “So, I guess I’ll see you at the game.” Jerry: “Yeah, see you there.”

@JD.Knight Год назад

Newman can move for a big guy

@mauricedelarosa6083 8 месяцев назад

@@JD.Knight Yeah, I noticed that too. He looked seriously fast.

@sunnyjim1355 4 месяца назад

I don't why, it's really not that funny, at all even.

@rftulie Год назад

“I don’t wanna be Switzerland!” = “I don’t wanna be a pirate!”

@Boss_Tanaka Год назад

The childish tone in his voice. 😅😅

@GameTime-yj6qv Год назад

He used the same tone of voice 😂

@willambonney 6 месяцев назад

"I don't wanna be a cowboy!"

@TheAntsh 4 месяца назад

Yeah, Jerry's delivery is a deliberate reference to that

@jeremytung1632 Год назад

I have to say a world ran by Kramer wouldn’t last very long, but what a ride it would be.

@steverogers7601 Год назад

Not for me. This is akin to “it’s better to be weird than normal because normal is boring” Kramer is a fun time but for me that should be taken in small doses. I like consistency, reliability, and stability; Kramer ain’t none of that.

@redacted2275 Год назад

@@steverogers7601jfc the comment is talking about the world in the context of comedy, get off your high horse...

@steverogers7601 Год назад

@@redacted2275 fragile ego over here.

@RiddlerQM Год назад

Yeah lol

@ctdieselnut Год назад

@@steverogers7601 you calling anything fragile is hilarious given your first comment. W/e lets all take it down a notch.

@bossfan49 Год назад

Newman sprinting down the street like a gazelle!

@rattus3102 Год назад

LOL! 😅😂😂

@willc5723 5 месяцев назад

For a man his size he can run pretty fast

@hosenOne1 5 месяцев назад

like A GAZELLE JERRY A GAZELLE!!!

@StarkIller-df7gw 4 месяца назад

😂🤣😂

@rjathar Год назад

Newman slithering thru the crack in the doorway while Jerry tries to hold it shut 😆

@marcoAKAjoe Год назад

😂😂

@huzaifshah2139 Год назад

The way Newman runs behind Kramer has got to be one of the best moments on Seinfeld😂

@sclogse1 Год назад

He's really moving.

@isaacwebber704 Год назад

@@sclogse1 fr, that fat man could run

@michaelanguiano5528 Год назад

3:56

@greenmtnman7714 Год назад

He can really move for a portly fellow! 😄

@spencersmith4373 Год назад

I'm legitimately shocked at how fast he is lol

@redring4083 Год назад

A game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.

@cwisthbulpabont7749 Год назад

Top five Jerry line of all time

@thomaslenzmeier183 Год назад

Oh the irony

@ctdieselnut Год назад

Lol Great line

@FOXZILLA5734 Год назад

One of the most iconic lines ever

@casedistorted Год назад

Sounds like Putin going against Ukraine

@jedder 11 месяцев назад

Kramer's dexterity with handling game pieces on a moving board is incredible.

@ikarma-j8281 Год назад

“You’re not a little anything Newman.”

@giantsfan8872 Год назад

That one line is hilariouss

@alexpozniak4106 Год назад

That Ukraine bit is one of my all time favorites from the show.

@ob8620 Год назад

Agree

@yavitvexe9997 Год назад

How contemporary that sounds now...

@MehYam2112 11 месяцев назад

It’s the way the board goes flying in two pieces. That little detail sends me every time, I’m not sure how they managed that.

@matmcd 9 месяцев назад

And it aged like fine wine (or milk, depending or your pov)

@andystegall7407 8 месяцев назад

"I support current thing"

@RichSpear Год назад

Newman runs so gracefully

@c3bhm Месяц назад

Almost gliding!

@21chroma Год назад

3:59 holy crap Newman can run faster than one would think

@danthemankhan 8 месяцев назад

A mailman has to be quick to get away from dogs.

@ncapone87 4 месяца назад

He can climb trees, too. He learned how in the Pacific Northwest

@StarkIller-df7gw 4 месяца назад

Pretty agile for a big boy!! 😂😂😂

@bertmustin Год назад

Newman is surprisingly agile.

@ultra_ridge7 Год назад

That Newman run gets me every time

@jandy4604 Год назад

I always laugh watching Kramer and Newman run down the street with the board and Jerry and Tim are watching this insanity like it's a normal occurrence in New York!

@marks.3303 Год назад

It is.

@jackson5116 11 месяцев назад

Next to Walter White I guess buying drugs from.

@steverogers7601 Год назад

4:01 Newman is so light on his toes lmao

@kandoo1316 Год назад

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!", "But I don't wanna be a cowboy!", "But I don't wanna be Switzerland!" Ahhh that Jerry. Loll

@HARBRINGERZERO 4 месяца назад

0:48 That Big Daddy gets me. 😂

@RestitutorEuropa Год назад

The Ukraine part has aged well.

@ashleydortch2445 Год назад

This must putin favorite episode

@ZedzDed311 Год назад

Technically, Ukraine is weak and corrupt

@JabezFuutonSpecialis 11 месяцев назад

I was just about to say that

@ghostsmoke11 11 месяцев назад

Why what's happening in Ukraine?

@brianmoyachiuz905 11 месяцев назад

You've been living under a rock?

@masterprattu Год назад

Wayne Knight is so frigging brilliant. Shame he never had a bigger career.

@christopherb501 10 месяцев назад

SO underrated. Best performance of Space Jam, easy. Best supporting character of Rat Race, easy. Best at comedic/dramatic histrionics, EASY.

@trojan_games 4 месяца назад

I just hope Tim Whatley’s electric bills don’t get lost in the mail, or it could be “lights out” for him. Best line of them all

@The_Curious_Cat Месяц назад

I can confirm that this is how Risk games go. They take long hours, days, sometimes weeks. Until someone kicks the board and everything is lost... Forever... Like rain... In the wind...

@CaptainAmaziiing 11 месяцев назад

This one time, about 40 years ago, Jeff and Mike and I were playing Risk. Late game. A million pieces on the board, and Mike hit the edge of the board where it stuck out over the table half an inch. Pieces everywhere. Game over. We still have not let him forget it.

@rodonis88 Год назад

I’m always amazed at how fast Newman is when chasing the tow truck !!!

@Durwood71 Год назад

Gotta wonder how long it took Wayne Knight to recover after that take.

@24tommyst 11 месяцев назад

His running and cackling is the best.

@TheGameCapsule 8 месяцев назад

This is a good format for youtube, just focusing on one plot point of an episode and just showing that story arc. Love it!

@bossfan49 Год назад

Someone commented on another channel long ago: "That's pretty much how every game of RISK ends." Always loved that one. 😀

@jerryjeromehawkins1712 Год назад

"A road apple... " 😂 We played all night Risk games when we were kids. It's true... once ypu started a game no one wanted to walk away until it was over. Awesome board game! 👍🏽

@robvegas9354 Год назад

Spot on! me and my mates used to have games of risk after work that lasted for weeks! Good Times!!

@MrBmick79 Год назад

axis and allies was lit , too!

@chrisworthington1027 Год назад

I play Risk alone, How bad is that? I moved put of state so my friends I used to play with are 9 hours away. Uuugghh

@bigriverraiders9243 Год назад

Yeah I miss those early times playing too. I can't play nowadays cuz my friends have a rule they won't break. Take me out right away or i win.

@panhead537 Год назад

That game takes forever! Even more than Monopoly!

@bensisko4651 Год назад

It always cracks me up that they took that game, with all those tiny pieces, on a crowded subway lol😂😂😂😂

@ncapone87 4 месяца назад

Least weird thing to happen on a NYC subway

@bensisko4651 4 месяца назад

@@ncapone87 you ain't kidding😏

@rafaelmartinvannostrand2084 Год назад

The way Michael Richards moves the newspapers away from the table... If I try to do that I'll be in wheelchair for the rest of my life

@josemaria8177 Год назад

Newman doesn't need risk. He's already an evil mastermind

@eaglerabbit8922 Год назад

Newman can really run!

@steverogers7601 Год назад

He’s so light on his toes!

@12classics39 Год назад

Julia Louis-Dreyfus remembered being very impressed when she first saw him do that.

@Slippinn_Jimmy Год назад

He’s also merry

@stevestann595 Год назад

The way Kramer said "the Ukraine is weak, The Ukraine is feeble" 😂

@deathbykonami5487 Год назад

That's an inflammatory remark nowadays.

@SimsMoyal Год назад

Well they proved us wrong

@stevestann595 Год назад

@@deathbykonami5487 the Ukraine was actually a powerhouse in the 90s, they inherited top of the line nuclear and non nuclear weapons from the USSR, until they decided to give up their nuclear arsenal in the mid 90s.

@Joso997 Год назад

@@stevestann595 biggest mistake ever

@hmmmmmmminteresting Год назад

They predicted Putin's invasion. It was a sitting duck. 🦆

@SkiKoala Год назад

These days you could just take a picture of the board for reference.

@marvelgeek9577 10 месяцев назад

Legend has it that, Kramer and Newman are still playing the same game to this day.

@henryhoekstra6732 3 месяца назад

No, that Ukraine guy smashed it

@isaacburdiss 9 месяцев назад

I like how Kramer dramatically kicks the newspaper off the table

@yaman3566 Год назад

What a sprint by Newman!

@BatroAgencia 4 месяца назад

This episode has aged eerily well.

@snakey934Snakeybakey Месяц назад

The way Newman shuffles when he is caught XD

@Spooky_515 4 месяца назад

One of my absolute favorite episodes

@workwilliam Год назад

Most underrated line: “Thanks for having me over guys…”

@reginalddennis6466 10 месяцев назад

Pushing the newspapers off the table with a kick/ slide and with his delivery was pure gold!

@user-mj1ye6gf4c 24 дня назад

I love Newman episodes! I love this show so much! The Risk episode is so good I always love to get a little peak into the more (seemingly) mundane aspects of the lives of the characters, like Newman and Kramer playing a board game together before Newman goes to work. Damn I love this show!

@fergus247 Год назад

It's amazing how much comedy they can get out of a door :)

@jeydonbieber4068 Год назад

Holy cow that's the fastest I've ever seen Newman run 😂

@lisaroberts8556 Год назад

Newman is pretty fast for a Fat-Man.

@katkheir Год назад

Newman.... "im a little insulted" Jerry....."Your not a little anything Newman " My favourite line😂

@redacted2275 Год назад

* You're 🤌

@marcoAKAjoe Год назад

Epic

@shaboingboing799 Год назад

@@redacted2275youer"

@yavitvexe9997 Год назад

And sneaks through almost closed door😂😂

@Durwood71 Год назад

This clip has suddenly taken on new relevance.

@slospop1125 Год назад

Kramer and Newman have such an odd friendship that I love to watch

@erikals Год назад

4:40 "Ukraine is a Game to you??!!!" - never underestimate Ukraine.

@maiconmottaretro-games Год назад

2:12 Jerry hold his laugh!😂 Amanzing!😅

@DanFedMusic 3 месяца назад

I love all the people that comment on the Seinfeld clips, we are so united in our love for this show.

@bunchesofsticks 6 месяцев назад

I'm surprised Putin didn't learn from the last clip.

@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 Год назад

3:44 Kramer making sure Newman does not tamper the game.

@rattus3102 Год назад

"Hello.........Newman 🥶". 😅😅😅 1:32 The way Seinfeld wants to keep Newman out! 😅😅😅

@corneliusg4905 Год назад

“I’m looking right at you big daddy” 😂

@cripplers8 Год назад

Most times RISK does end up being punched or knocked off the table 😂

@KingpinPadre Год назад

Just noticed something: when Newman is in Jerry's apartment, while Kramer's car is being towed, he is wearing grey pants. But when Newman is flying down the street, like Secretariat on the backstretch, he's wearing navy pants.

@yash2285 Год назад

You're not a little anything Newman. Absolutely crazy!!

@RestitutorEuropa Год назад

Anyone notice that Bryan Cranston was casually standing with Jerry near the end?

@halthammerzeit Год назад

You're goddamn right!

@AnEnemySpy456 Год назад

He played Tim Whatley, the dentist who had the Super Bowl tickets they were talking about. He's in a few Seinfeld episodes.

@PerryHowell-h9v 5 месяцев назад

@@AnEnemySpy456He converted to Judaism for the jokes!

@markvoelker6620 9 месяцев назад

“But I don’t wanna be Switzerland!” 😂🤣😂🤣

@armadillop3724 Год назад

Boy, Newman really hits his stride chasing after Kramer in the street. His momentum seems to carry him wide too.

@kxmode 4 месяца назад

Some of the world's greatest supervillains: Lex Luthor, Joker, Loki, Hans Gruber, Jaws, and Newman.

@Mike--Oxmall 4 месяца назад

For a big guy Newman can run pretty fast.

@c0mmenter1 Год назад

Cosmo sure was right. It's the little people who suffer .

@masterzombie161 9 месяцев назад

Even though the game gets ruined Kramer definitely won that.

@gavinlamp5426 Год назад

"Youre like Switzerland!" 😂

@SteinVidarAndersen Год назад

"I don't wanna be Switzerland!"

@chrism3784 10 месяцев назад

The ending where the guy defended Ukraine aged very well. They are holding back a country much larger and stronger then it from total invasion

@Michael-fw5ef 9 месяцев назад

It's the USA that is pushing Russia back - let's remember the importance of telling the truth.

@savethewest4129 7 месяцев назад

Only because it’s basically a vessel for the west

@Junk_Yogurt 11 месяцев назад

Newman was always deceptively fast and agile for his size

@cfhcowboy9292 Год назад

Lol he smashes the damn board 😂

@hexerin День назад

I was so heavily into this game in my younger years, such incredible fun with a solid group to play with.

@bigj1905 Месяц назад

4:29 Well, this aged like wine.

@bossfan49 Год назад

Newman sprinting down the street like a gazelle!

@ccfliege Год назад

3:38 how does one even produce such a sound LOL 🤣

@Hopper-gn2ej Месяц назад

I just realised in the first scene Kramer is wearing one of Frank’s cabana shirts! From the episode where George sells Franks clothes.

@njb7209 Год назад

Hello...Newman!😂

@l.keithhain1952 Год назад

“You’re not a little anything, Newman.” 😂😂😂

@wedgeheelshunterlegend2654 2 месяца назад

I love the part where Newman chases Kramer in the street. It's amazing he can run like that.

@Pewling Год назад

The Ukraine part aged like fiiiiiiine wine. SMASH THE BOARD!

@flyingpaladin617 Год назад

Ukraine is done for. Bye bye 😂

@MaximusRacellius Год назад

@@flyingpaladin617 I wonder what that old man would've thought about his leather dressing twerking leader.

@christopherb501 10 месяцев назад

@@MaximusRacelliusUm...proud of him? Even if he loses, he's done a remarkable job standing up to that _other_ stupid old white man who refuses to let the Cold War go?

@arashtadjiki Год назад

I love how the Ukrainian guy peeks over when Newman mentions his country haha

@PerfectoKiss 7 месяцев назад

The ending lands big time.

@DarthWill3 Год назад

*Jerry:* That's my ticket! 😮 *Newman:* _Is_ it? Oh... Well, if only you had known, you could've saved some time and given it directly to _me._ 😈 *Jerry:* ...Newman! 😤 Newman and Jerry's little Super Bowl talk really has me in stitches. 🤣

@Boss_Tanaka Год назад

"Who goes to the Superbowl with their mailman ?" "Who goes anywhere with Newman?"

@zacharydeutch877 Год назад

"Yeah, well, we're playing a game here, pal"

@MrBird2007 Год назад

I don't wanna be Switzerland

@LB14745 Год назад

Just like the "I don't wanna be a pirate" and "I don't wanna be a cowboy".

@Boss_Tanaka Год назад

What’s wrong with being switzerland ?

@example2844 21 день назад

"Oh I'm looking RIGHT at you, big daddy!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@cheerwhiner7829 17 дней назад

4:00 I just dig watching Newman high-stepping it down the street 😆🤣😆

@IamGenoBlack Год назад

That guy from Ukraine on the NYC subway has proven to be quite the prophet

@BartholomewSmutz 8 месяцев назад

I love watching Newman run.

@mslinda8456 7 месяцев назад

Chunky Newman runs fast and gazelle-like.

@asad-kc8zf 3 месяца назад

I want those blinds, they roll up so smoothly.

@alexmapp5444 Год назад

I love this scene!

@EnricoFantini 10 месяцев назад

Crime: Newman BREAKS INTO THE APARTMENT of Jerry, and tries to cheat in a board game with Kramer. Punishment: Newman is welcome back to continue the board game in Jerry's apartment, but loses THE CONGO to Kramer.

@joermnyc Год назад

“I don’t WANNNA be Switzerland.”

@number4cat1 27 дней назад

This is me and my little brother playing Monopoly at age 13 and 8. Neither of us could go to the bathroom.

@nbrown4356 8 месяцев назад

During Covid my father, brother, and I played lots and lots of DnD. My mother would hear us in the dining room laughing and carrying on and every time she’d ask what we were doing my brother and I would just go “Yeah, we’re playin a game here pal…” 😂

@sidd_not_vicious2609 Год назад

I love how Newman and Kramer are so buddy-buddy. cracks me up. I would have loved a Kramer Newman spin-off

@Awesomewithaz Год назад

I don't think you would have been able to handle the racism

@DJones-uk3hg Год назад

With Bob Sacamano and Kramer's Russian guys

@keithbannister9271 9 месяцев назад

@@AwesomewithazAGREED 💯💯💯💯

@keithbannister9271 9 месяцев назад

A spin-off between Kramer - Newman would not have been entertaining...🤔 A spin-off with Newman would be watchable, at least he had a job. The "Kramer" character was too "over the top!!!!!