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Kratos Vs Jesus - God Of War Animation
The long awaited battle between Kratos and Jesus, who is the strongest god?
Animated in blender
Voiced by ‪@jacksepticeye‬
Original: • God of War Ragnarok - ...

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@tgslayer4774
@tgslayer4774 Год назад
Kratos: “Why is he just a balding middle aged man?” Jesus: has more hair than Kratos ever did.
@NewBetaMarioSeries
@NewBetaMarioSeries 8 месяцев назад
Middle-aged, maybe...balding...not even close...
@sung72763
@sung72763 8 месяцев назад
That what supposed to be Jesus' line.
@hyrachine8573
@hyrachine8573 7 месяцев назад
rofl
@alext2566
@alext2566 4 месяца назад
Jesus was like 33 when he died, hardly middle aged
@distantignition
@distantignition 4 месяца назад
Bald is better than balding. And TIL I'm well into my middle years, apparently.
@thebosse-lassecultist1490
@thebosse-lassecultist1490 Год назад
I like the serious look on Jesus' face at the end. Man's about to give up pacifism and dish out some holy spirit.
@FistyMcBeef0001
@FistyMcBeef0001 Год назад
YOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL, BROTHER, BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH
@MenacingTato69420
@MenacingTato69420 Год назад
@@FistyMcBeef0001 Lol Judas got destroyed
@lancetheking7524
@lancetheking7524 Год назад
"In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit, *blast"*
@leobuana7430
@leobuana7430 Год назад
More like "that's little levia,my little levia,why?"
@3D-seb
@3D-seb Год назад
nah man kristainity is fcked up so many fckn ppl are dead because of it
@angusmeras7946
@angusmeras7946 Год назад
Jesus prolly the one kratos has been looking for, he prolly would cure his nightmares and regrets.
@MrGaMeR-vf5py
@MrGaMeR-vf5py Год назад
Actually it'd be really cool if this how the series ended as a whole after the Devs have done everything they wanted to with it ofc
@sincore777
@sincore777 Год назад
@@MrGaMeR-vf5py ohhh that would be so cool. Kratos finally having peace within his soul
@idontknowrn3714
@idontknowrn3714 Год назад
@@MrGaMeR-vf5py I can see this happening at the end of Egypt saga
@CloidGaming
@CloidGaming Год назад
And Kratos would finally smile for the first time in years
@ericalexcantero8249
@ericalexcantero8249 Год назад
Ok now thats a brilliant way to end the franchise
@MrJustonemorevoice
@MrJustonemorevoice 10 месяцев назад
Kratos : "After everything I've done you are just going to forgive me?" Jesus : *Yes*
@jcbarron2783
@jcbarron2783 8 месяцев назад
Psidons princess:
@Florida--Man
@Florida--Man 8 месяцев назад
*young kratos pops into existence and starts beating the shit out of jesus*
@sirephraimgrayson202
@sirephraimgrayson202 7 месяцев назад
kratos: convert to christianity
@nohaypanseco4239
@nohaypanseco4239 7 месяцев назад
Because Kratos would have to ask Jesus for forgiveness if Jesus, for Kratos, is another god than all those he knew or faced.
@viper-sd2vs
@viper-sd2vs 7 месяцев назад
​@@Florida--Manyour funny Jesus will smack your soul at the end😂
@TheDeadmanstrolling
@TheDeadmanstrolling Год назад
Jesus hits Kratos with the unblockable I Forgive You combo and Kratos will instantly fall to his knees, weeping
@billobejero6290
@billobejero6290 Год назад
lmao
@Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3
@Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 Год назад
Jesus thing he acr johny 💀
@lucrativefiles904
@lucrativefiles904 Год назад
I want that in the next game 😂😂
@martinjugolin2087
@martinjugolin2087 Год назад
That I dont want to see, he kinda already did anyway
@lastson5014
@lastson5014 Год назад
Kratos: Boy come give me a hug
@chadwickreno8499
@chadwickreno8499 Год назад
He'd probably just give him a hug tbh
@addictedtochocolate920
@addictedtochocolate920 Год назад
That's so wholesome to think about
@teodorcornea7014
@teodorcornea7014 Год назад
Jesus does love you indisputably, so yeah, it's probably right
@doge2629
@doge2629 Год назад
His hug then crush jesus
@ghsbadgerfgb8953
@ghsbadgerfgb8953 Год назад
@@doge2629 How will he crush Jesus
@bmprimer7809
@bmprimer7809 Год назад
@@ghsbadgerfgb8953 he'll crush him with brotherly friendship
@exodusriseofempire9399
@exodusriseofempire9399 Год назад
Kratos: i will kill all gods ! Jesus: Thank you my brother. I'm willing to die for you. You will be forgiven with all your sins and be redeemed by my blood. Kratos............🥺 Really?
@mr.patriotjol
@mr.patriotjol Год назад
Kratos- what about my nightmares? Jesus: Yes my son! All you have to do is kill me. Kratos- I should’ve come here long time ago
@MalosiAudios
@MalosiAudios Год назад
Imagine Jesus dies and the ashes of his family fade away
@doge2629
@doge2629 Год назад
Fuck jesus.
@KornySerialKiller
@KornySerialKiller Год назад
@@doge2629 dude,way to ruin the mood, gettin' all serious n shit.
@VergilSparda..
@VergilSparda.. Год назад
@@doge2629 ofc a furry would say such sins as your a sin yourself (I don't belive in God but still have my respects so tbh your a worthless ass bitch for this commet)
@Pyroproctos
@Pyroproctos 8 месяцев назад
Jesus in Gospels: Peaceful regular guy, with birthday tricks and some re-animate spells. Jesus in Revelation: Absolute might that exists beyond the concept of time.
@ralfdsouza-ko7dy
@ralfdsouza-ko7dy 2 месяца назад
Nah, imagine a full country hating on you and can't do nothing about it. John the Baptist angered one woman and lost his head
@LovedLamb
@LovedLamb 2 месяца назад
@@ralfdsouza-ko7dy John the Baptist earned "Greatest Prophet of All Times" title so he won.
@RangerHouston
@RangerHouston Месяц назад
The Arcangle Michael is God’s warrior in revelation.
@UchihaFabio
@UchihaFabio 21 день назад
You have to read what He did when He was The Angel of the LORD
@museluvr
@museluvr 16 дней назад
He is the King of Kings ... with an endless amount of angelic warriors. Not wise to mock His Father, or Him.
@allent1152
@allent1152 Год назад
With how mature Kratos has gotten, I don't think he'd want to fight Jesus at all especially given how peaceful Jesus is.
@mr.controversial-L
@mr.controversial-L Год назад
When you speak the truth no one with see it
@RSJ999
@RSJ999 Год назад
If u can't recognise a wolf in sheeps cloats, then ur fucked. Gods are misunderstood, just as all the "devils" or simply satans around different mythologys..
@garganrose
@garganrose Год назад
I have a theory that sometime between God of war 3 and Norse mythology God of war Kratos actually met Jesus and that's why he's calmed down so much.
@rquantum7754
@rquantum7754 Год назад
@@garganrose wut .d
@RAAM855
@RAAM855 Год назад
He'd see it as a confirmation that God's are no longer assholes who do not mingle with mortals out of arrogance but are now genuine beings that want to spread the message of goodwill and peace. So he'd see people like Jesus, Buddha, and realize he can finally rest and be in peace. That God's are shining away from intimidating man with wrath but now see to inspire man.
@thatterrariaguidenpc8054
@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 Год назад
"How would Kratos fight Jesus" Tbh it's simple, he won't. Unless they plan to twist christianity to a more grim thing, Jesus canonically has always been a chill dude
@Toadster115
@Toadster115 Год назад
He definitely will not. What he can fight, however are other angels or even God, because he's not very nice, killing people with floods and all. Add lucifer or whatever and you have some material to work with. The god of war series tends to twist things a bit and put spins on them. There's no way you can twist Jesus to be straight up evil, I think. At worst, he could be made into a douchebag or self centered but with how Kratos has evolved as a character, that won't be enough to make Kratos kill him.
@ghostdiaper5927
@ghostdiaper5927 Год назад
Jesus was chill but God is a dick.
@OTMisery
@OTMisery Год назад
@@Toadster115 Unfortunately unless they change the lore Jesus would basically cease to exist if he sinned. It would make more sense for Kratos to assist God by taking out demons or people who have taken demon power.
@domquixote2780
@domquixote2780 Год назад
I don't know if this kind of thing would be possible - if Jesus exists, mean that his father also exists. YHWH be like: You touched my boy? Aight - *delete*.
@generaliv8658
@generaliv8658 Год назад
Biblically accurate angels would be a very interesting concept to work with.
@trippiehippie5262
@trippiehippie5262 Год назад
Kratos: You're a God? Jesus: Sort of? I know you are. In fact, I know a lot about you, Ghost of Sparta. Kratos: As I of you, Christ of Bethlehem. Though I admit, there is much I do not understand. Jesus: Walk with me then, friend. I'll tell you whatever you want to know. Kratos: We are not friends. Jesus: Not yet. Kratos: Hmmph. Jesus: You have questions? Kratos: Only if you have answers. Jesus: First why don't you tell me what you know? Kratos: Very well. You were the son of a god, as was I. As you grew into a man, you were given the gift of prophecy, no doubt by your father. You spread his word throughout your lands, eventually reaching the ears of the Romans. This did not please them. Jesus: It did not. Kratos: They placed a crown of thorns upon your head, and nailed you to a wooden effigy, a cross. You were beaten, starved, and beaten again. When they were sure you were dead, they placed your corpse into a cave. They did not account for your father's interference. Jesus: You're a good storyteller. Kratos: I have had practice. Jesus: Clearly. Kratos: So it was a trial? Jesus: Hmm? Kratos: There is no man or God alive that would sacrifice themselves without a reason. So this "crucifixion", was it a trial of godhood? Jesus: I didn't go into the crucifixion expecting godhood. Kratos: Then why suffer? Jesus: Do you believe in redemption, Kratos? Kratos: No. Jesus: I do.
@electric1150
@electric1150 Год назад
However that redemption have the price not only from Jesus side but ours as well. And Jesus told everyone who are not willing to pay it will perish
@yourboymoneyintr8685
@yourboymoneyintr8685 Год назад
Beautiful, thank you for this
@วิชชากรสุขวัฒน์
Can kratos walk on water? (No)
@deletednet3919
@deletednet3919 Год назад
This goes waaaaay too fucken hard for a YT comment. You gotta write stories my man
@joaovitorrossi6149
@joaovitorrossi6149 Год назад
👏👏👏
@juancabardo21
@juancabardo21 4 месяца назад
“Why is he a balding middle-aged man?” Said the bald, middle-aged man
@gaellejeanjacques1802
@gaellejeanjacques1802 13 дней назад
LOOL
@mynameisharry8739
@mynameisharry8739 Год назад
Okay so in case anyone didn't know this: Apparently one of the endings considered for GOW 3 would've involved Kratos killing the Norse and the Egyptian gods after they tried to fill the power vaccum left in greece by Kratos' destruction of the Greek Pantheon. He would've then become one of the 3 wise men and visited Jesus Christ at his birth
@jojogacha974
@jojogacha974 Год назад
Nah the 3 wise men would have all been kratos because he would hire Egyptian kratos and Norse kratos
@shanegawales5121
@shanegawales5121 Год назад
Hey Zeus
@iamnotbrucewayne-r9v
@iamnotbrucewayne-r9v Год назад
The 3 wise men were his Norse and Egyptian pantheon counterparts.
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells Год назад
That's pretty close actually, but its actually "kratos meets the Norse and Egyptian versions of kratos, and then they become the 3 wise men"
@MxTeeee
@MxTeeee Год назад
Herod: So all 3 of you are named Kratos?
@TheTattorack
@TheTattorack Год назад
Jesus: "Watch this!" *turns water into wine* Kratos: "Hmm... You remind me of Dionysius."
@gilangraka8129
@gilangraka8129 Год назад
Jesus:who is this Dionysius person?
@L0LZZYT69
@L0LZZYT69 Год назад
@@gilangraka8129 kratos: that wine guy 50 blocks away
@jackdaleggett7184
@jackdaleggett7184 Год назад
Jesus: "oh yh, it was sad to see him go" Turns out Jesus has been slowly absorbing God's and gaining their power on behalf of the Christian God and believes every goal of his is heaven sent even if it is selfish and harms millions
@hankbarcelona7314
@hankbarcelona7314 Год назад
"You say you were tortured, killed, and came back? Yep, definitely Dionysus."
@drownedzephyr
@drownedzephyr Год назад
@@L0LZZYT69 be careful if he catches you calling him wine guy he'll probably turn you into a dolphin
@iActuallyLiveinUtah
@iActuallyLiveinUtah Год назад
Imagine Kratos fighting along side Jesus. And the Weapons and Armor Jesus would have.
@lachydragneel
@lachydragneel Год назад
For Jesus's neutral attack he wields a *gun*
@disqtiq6438
@disqtiq6438 Год назад
For Jesus' Passive He Revives After 3 Days If He ever Fall in battle
@fuu9818
@fuu9818 Год назад
Imagine him killing Jesus
@camasdfghjk
@camasdfghjk Год назад
@@fuu9818 he couldnt
@bmprimer7809
@bmprimer7809 Год назад
kratos would see jesus dying on the cross, noticing the land dying as well, and then the rest of the game would be ressurecting jesus and it takes three days to accomplish, with freya lending her wings to kratos resulting in everyone thinking kratos is an angel at the end with some fights with demons and killing satan interspersed through out as bosses with maybe judas as a catalyst for meeting satan in the first place or something idk 🤷‍♂️
@JCardo2502
@JCardo2502 9 месяцев назад
Jesus turns water to wine in front of Kratos Kratos: Dionysus, you survived…
@avacado4706
@avacado4706 5 месяцев назад
that's actually smart lol
@JCardo2502
@JCardo2502 5 месяцев назад
@@avacado4706 Dionysus had the power to turn water into wine in Greek Mythology
@glitchy3963
@glitchy3963 3 месяца назад
@@JCardo2502Jesus: nope, just your local carpenter
@Florida--Man
@Florida--Man 12 дней назад
​@@glitchy3963 wood wine, he used the power of wood to make water into wine
@masaruten5213
@masaruten5213 Год назад
The encounter would probably go something like this: Kratos comes across Jesus resting with the Cross lying nearby. They chat for a bit and when Jesus moves to go on he asks Kratos to lift the Cross for him. Kratos fails to lift the cross until Jesus helps him, taking it on his back. Kratos asks him why he is carrrying such a burden, Jesus smiles and says: So you no longer have to.
@TowDow3
@TowDow3 Год назад
legit.
@kingdomofprussia9749
@kingdomofprussia9749 Год назад
This goes so hard
@mrostrich4010
@mrostrich4010 Год назад
That would be amazing
@Cessdoeschaos
@Cessdoeschaos Год назад
This made me smile
@Urd-Vidan
@Urd-Vidan Год назад
That is absolutely adorable.
@giovannylinares2054
@giovannylinares2054 Год назад
Nah, Kratos would kill him first, then Jesus would resurrect and go to Katros, hug him and say "I forgive you, son, for everything" then Kratos would shed a single tear and both would just skips into the horizon
@marcxworld5708
@marcxworld5708 Год назад
Jesus is such a homie
@Giovayo
@Giovayo Год назад
Although that'd be pretty boring
@marcxworld5708
@marcxworld5708 Год назад
@@Giovayo I'd rather it be boring than completely changing Jesus to the point that it's not Jesus anymore
@deshawnwilliams6939
@deshawnwilliams6939 Год назад
@@marcxworld5708 Exactly
@Giovayo
@Giovayo Год назад
@@marcxworld5708 I mean, God of War is characterized by giving a twist to the gods we all know and someone even pray to, Odin is not at all like the asatruar believe he is, so, shit happens buddy, but as long as it's entertaining there's nothing bad about it.
@primordialious6945
@primordialious6945 Год назад
Satan: Why can't I hurt you? Kratos: I am covered in the blood of Jesus.
@vito6197
@vito6197 Год назад
Jesus is rooting for Kratos in the background
@darkspark5854
@darkspark5854 Год назад
@@vito6197 Kratos, wait what?
@Bananzia
@Bananzia Год назад
Thats literally something that would probably happen
@Igot4balls
@Igot4balls Год назад
Satan wouldn't even bother him
@eljaraim1545
@eljaraim1545 Год назад
@@Igot4balls Kratos: I've ended Hades and taken his soul in the underworld, you will share his fate!!
@enriquediazgarcia7552
@enriquediazgarcia7552 10 месяцев назад
“Before the dragon, I am” and with that line, Kratos understands and falls to his knees, asking for forgiveness
@t.rexking441
@t.rexking441 5 месяцев назад
@AstaXNoelleThere actually is a Dragon with seven heads that represents Satan in the Book of Revelations. The dragon is defeated by the forces of Heaven and thrown back into the lake of fire.
@t.rexking441
@t.rexking441 5 месяцев назад
@AstaXNoelle According to 2 Kings 19:35 and Isaiah 37:36, a single Angel was enough to kill 185,000 soldiers. Although I’m not sure if these verses are meant to imply the Angel being literally or metaphorically present. Either way, Jesus is shown to have even more power and authority than the Angels. In His sheer presence, demons would go on their knees and all they could do was beg Him not to cast them back into hell before their appointed time.
@UchihaFabio
@UchihaFabio 21 день назад
​​@@t.rexking441Yep. That is correct. I actually met him once in a Vision and I can totally say.... HIS POWER IS OVERWHELMING! His mere presence burns sin away from you and you feel it in your very spirit. (You can actually die by His mere presence because of that. I almost did ) And you are spiritually unable to look at him until He allows you to ( again because of the sin inside you)
@realkingofantarctica
@realkingofantarctica Год назад
Kratos would see Jesus turn water into wine and be like, "Holy shit! Atreus, you're good with languages. Speak Aramaic and get him on our side."
@edianexcluido
@edianexcluido Год назад
Atreus: Yes Father...
@haloarbiter2027
@haloarbiter2027 Год назад
No no no. "Holy Shit. BOY"
@-frostyfire-5449
@-frostyfire-5449 Год назад
*SPEAK, BOY!*
@phastherlight823
@phastherlight823 Год назад
Jesus: Watch your profanity. 😳
@nutshot_brawler8466
@nutshot_brawler8466 Год назад
You know, what'd hilarious; if Atreus could eventually gain the ability to speak in tongues
@philleotardo7016
@philleotardo7016 Год назад
Kratos: lol let’s get drunk Jesus: only in me can you quench your thirst
@1mclv
@1mclv Год назад
top tier christian joke.
@player_8008
@player_8008 Год назад
kinda gay
@Insurgency_Raider
@Insurgency_Raider Год назад
@@player_8008 even better
@hinderburger3804
@hinderburger3804 Год назад
In? Well kratos IS greek so yeah
@mutantcube1737
@mutantcube1737 Год назад
*proceeds to quench thirst using jesus*
@neiabaraja8040
@neiabaraja8040 Год назад
Kratos: Why is he just a guy? Jesus: *Duplicates the blades of chaos*
@ericalexcantero8249
@ericalexcantero8249 Год назад
💀
@JosukeReal
@JosukeReal Год назад
Kratos still defeats him 💀 (only if they fight) (why will they even fight)
@neiabaraja8040
@neiabaraja8040 Год назад
@@JosukeReal If Kratos defeats him his passive abilities will activate. 💀
@JosukeReal
@JosukeReal Год назад
@@neiabaraja8040 What passive abilities 💀
@neiabaraja8040
@neiabaraja8040 Год назад
@@JosukeReal Brings multiple diaaster then automatically revives after 3 days. And since he isn't bound by his mortal body he have access to all his powers. Basically 2nd phase 💀
@richiefranklin76
@richiefranklin76 11 месяцев назад
Kratos: "I killed Dragons before this..." Jesus: "I killed THE Dragon" (casually tosses lucifer into bottomless pit)
@derekmaullo2865
@derekmaullo2865 2 месяца назад
Isn't that the same fuking dragon? THE dragon, but no the dragon?
@retaliaterguitar2
@retaliaterguitar2 2 месяца назад
I was looking for this!
@gogagurckaya18
@gogagurckaya18 Месяц назад
end ievova: i killed my son for amazing grace just but pepole need this
@Genesishtookuwah
@Genesishtookuwah Год назад
Jesus is the chillest guy I’ve seen lol
@vito6197
@vito6197 Год назад
fr fr
@electric1150
@electric1150 Год назад
Read about Him and His teachings and than see who He is
@legendaryfrolox6285
@legendaryfrolox6285 Год назад
@@electric1150 he super nice
@legendaryfrolox6285
@legendaryfrolox6285 Год назад
@@electric1150 cured a guys blindness but I wish I was blind after witnessing a furry vore thing on the internet on accident
@electric1150
@electric1150 Год назад
@@legendaryfrolox6285 He is but He can be terrifying as well. And what do you mean about that last thing you wrote because I cannot understand it
@greasypablo1315
@greasypablo1315 Год назад
Imagine a God of War game with biblically accurate angels and demons
@TowDow3
@TowDow3 Год назад
kratos vs a 6 winged angel. EPIC AF.
@jacksoncaswell2.0
@jacksoncaswell2.0 Год назад
@@TowDow3 more accurately kratos vs a 10 winged-200 eyed floating star shaped creature
@SpongeMann
@SpongeMann Год назад
Kratos would get folded
@leofromli8961
@leofromli8961 Год назад
Biblical angels are stronger than any false gods in mythology’s.
@starhammer5247
@starhammer5247 Год назад
@@leofromli8961 That just sounds like fanaticism. Leave the strength gauging to the power scalers.
@Alijahc038bestyoutuber
@Alijahc038bestyoutuber Год назад
Bro I feel like once Kratos said I killed a dragon Jesus got so mad and was like “Bro, I made that with my hands”
@วิชชากรสุขวัฒน์
he would revine that dragon with one touch.
@idontknowrn3714
@idontknowrn3714 Год назад
Jesus gonna put out some holy spirit on kratos ass💀
@theadministrator.6632
@theadministrator.6632 Год назад
The only dragon in the Bible would be Satan, so I think Jesus would be pleased.
@pro_master2486
@pro_master2486 Год назад
When I saw that scene I thought that jesus would say ,,I revive it with my hands''
@lutho7693
@lutho7693 Год назад
Jesus kills Satan in his 7 headed Dragon Form in the Book of Revelation.
@Just_John01
@Just_John01 Год назад
Kratos fighting the 7 Deadly sins would be so peak
@UchihaFabio
@UchihaFabio 21 день назад
Specially wrath, since its kratos personified
@actionman9451
@actionman9451 Год назад
Satan: you can’t defeat me Kratos. Kratos: no but he can! Jesus appears next to Kratos cracking his knuckles.
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 8 месяцев назад
Jesus and Kratos jumping the Devil is such a awesome idea!
@actionman9451
@actionman9451 8 месяцев назад
@@Southern_Crusader Satan be like : they jumpin me! Screaming in terror lol 😂
@ronaldpagar6513
@ronaldpagar6513 8 месяцев назад
​@@Southern_Crusader So what's Jesus Christ weapon?
@TheyCallMeTheTruth
@TheyCallMeTheTruth 8 месяцев назад
​@@ronaldpagar6513thorn knuckles or a big cross LOL
@ronaldpagar6513
@ronaldpagar6513 8 месяцев назад
@@TheyCallMeTheTruth or word of God sword
@indahf.freztiyana824
@indahf.freztiyana824 Год назад
Jesus: "If I win the fight and killed you, will you forgive me...?" Kratos: "No...!" Jesus: "That's alright, because if you did win, I already forgive you..."
@AlanKaroff
@AlanKaroff Год назад
(sound of falling broadaxe and blades of chaos)
@abhikergaming7783
@abhikergaming7783 Год назад
@@AlanKaroff Kratos:NVM let's just be friends
@ManoDaShark
@ManoDaShark Год назад
@@AlanKaroffthe added sound affects 💀
@gfbghghhngyh1834
@gfbghghhngyh1834 11 месяцев назад
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@chasingstarz
@chasingstarz 11 месяцев назад
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 The entire Quran is bs, it is basically a counter-religion to Christianity, why would anybody follow a counter-religion? Your argument is weak.
@thomashuizinga4618
@thomashuizinga4618 Год назад
Jesus would just end up being Kratos' therapist. Jesus "And when you killed your father Zeus, how did that make you feel?" Kratos "At first I felt a sense of pride for I had killed the man who betrayed me, but when I turned and saw what my thirst for revenge had done to my homeland. That sense of pride turned to regret."
@treeandalive1997
@treeandalive1997 Год назад
Def not
@abhikergaming7783
@abhikergaming7783 Год назад
Mimir:AYE do you know he killed Odin. He was the worst he tortured me for over 100 winters
@thomashuizinga4618
@thomashuizinga4618 Год назад
@@abhikergaming7783 Jesus: Mimir this is Kratos’ time to speak. We will get to your session once his is over.
@gfbghghhngyh1834
@gfbghghhngyh1834 11 месяцев назад
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@pistoletsrouge7304
@pistoletsrouge7304 9 месяцев назад
This is literally the Valhalla dlc
@MenacingTato69420
@MenacingTato69420 Год назад
0:11 Sean described Kratos perfectly in this moment.
@Orion123fatcat
@Orion123fatcat 3 дня назад
Just his look not his truth and lore
@95DOIDO
@95DOIDO Год назад
I think a cool way to "kinda" introduce Jesus in the game, but not really, would be Kratos and Mimir wandering on middle east for some reason, and Kratos is having problems that not even mimir can find a reasonable way to solve, they find a normal dude chilling alone, dude offers Kratos some bread, asks Kratos why he looks worried, they have a chill chat, guy gives Kratos a life changing advice, a tap on the shoulder then leaves... mimir bafled says something like: who was tha lad? that's some god-like wisdom right there, and he wasn't terrified by me, which is even more impressive- than Kratos replies: sometimes men can be wiser than gods, even the young. mimir: I can see that... no big thing/reveal, etc... just give us a subtle hint about who he is in the conversation, for me that would be great. oh, and also a good buff to Kratos in-game health regen, cuz, c'mon, Jesus touched his shoulder...
@GibbsonTV
@GibbsonTV Год назад
absolutely agree
@the_marvelous_one
@the_marvelous_one 9 месяцев назад
I don't think Jesus should be in the game but ok
@arthurbrandonnielsen
@arthurbrandonnielsen 9 месяцев назад
Reminds me of a story I once read where a bunch of aliens time travel and unintentionally meet Jesus as a boy. They don't realize it was him until later, at which point they look at each other asking, "We're not dead? Why are we not dead?"
@gektoast4968
@gektoast4968 8 месяцев назад
@@the_marvelous_onehe was considered to be in the original story
@twilightcyber4543
@twilightcyber4543 8 месяцев назад
If this happens, Jonathan Roumie should voice Jesus, that man was born to play Jesus
@batmanfan43
@batmanfan43 Год назад
This is exceptionally well animated dude
@BrekekeReal
@BrekekeReal Год назад
0:20, the way Jesus stares at his hand after figuring out that Kratos might have seen the dye is the best thing in this animation, truly deserves respect
@christiangaribay8348
@christiangaribay8348 Год назад
Omg that shit had me rolling, and when he's like I litterly killed dragon's before this😂😅
@NazriB
@NazriB Год назад
Lies again? Apex Predator Italian Spanish
@gfbghghhngyh1834
@gfbghghhngyh1834 11 месяцев назад
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@christiangaribay8348
@christiangaribay8348 11 месяцев назад
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 that's great but who asked, it was just a silly comment for laughs come on people 🤣
@Ethanbloodstrike354
@Ethanbloodstrike354 9 месяцев назад
​@@gfbghghhngyh1834um in Christianity Jesus is God if u can't except that that's my religion then shitammad is fake
@Lukas-Tabz
@Lukas-Tabz 11 месяцев назад
I want a longer version to this, its too funny to only be 30 seconds 😂
@Jaden_K
@Jaden_K Год назад
I like how Jesus technically died at 33 and he was neither balding nor middle aged lmao Edit: I know some men do start balding at an earlier age. I was just referring to Jesus who's usually depicted with a full head of hair. And for the middle aged part, I was thinking of the older Biblical times when people aged to like 200+, but then again that probs doesn't rly apply here but idk
@Cloak_N_Dagger
@Cloak_N_Dagger Год назад
I mean, I'd argue 33 is like early-middle age. And unfortunately, you can totally go bald before middle age. Like shit, my guy, I'm about to hit 29 and I shave my head cause of a bald spot that's been noticeably coming in since I was 23. Sometimes genetics is just a bitch like that, lmao.
@larryhouse3776
@larryhouse3776 Год назад
2000 years ago, life expectancy wasn't much more than 35-40. Jesus was "Old" lol
@danielninkovic1074
@danielninkovic1074 Год назад
@@larryhouse3776 common misconception but nah people didn't die at 30 back then lol
@Cloak_N_Dagger
@Cloak_N_Dagger Год назад
@@larryhouse3776 Shit, that's actually totally fair. Even so, though, I don't think life expectancy was low because people got old quicker, it's just that a lot less people actually got to old age. 60-70 was still the same 'old' that it is today, being the same point when the body just straight up starts to quit. It's just that more people starved in famines, died in childbirth or died to diseases that are bitch-made by today's standards.
@gentleshark972
@gentleshark972 Год назад
@@larryhouse3776 people would live into their 60´s+. Problem was a lot of people died in their youth, pulling the numbres down.
@mlgheavy2903
@mlgheavy2903 Год назад
This is a perfect parody lol
@kezzter13
@kezzter13 Год назад
You either don’t know what perfect or parody means my guy.
@Albania583
@Albania583 Год назад
Where backroom
@Albania583
@Albania583 Год назад
Where backroom
@Kashmnyjr
@Kashmnyjr Год назад
@@kezzter13his animation is based off something Jackscepticeye said while playing GoWR
@footballshorts804
@footballshorts804 Год назад
Jesus love’s you
@WiseArkAngel
@WiseArkAngel Год назад
“Cast your burdens upon me, Kratos.” “Jesus, forgive my transgressions, and my life is yours.”
@Florida--Man
@Florida--Man 8 месяцев назад
No. Last time he gave his life to a god he was forced to kill his family. why would he do it again???
@GreasySenpai
@GreasySenpai Месяц назад
​@@Florida--Man Because this time, Jesus would not betray Kratos
@Elysium4
@Elysium4 11 месяцев назад
"Why is he just a guy?" You keep saying that until he teaches you the secrets of the duplication glitch. Just go from feeding five thousand hungry souls to killing five thousand enemies, and you'd have a fresh weapon for every single one.
@bunchou4006
@bunchou4006 Год назад
I can hear Kratos screaming: "JEESUUUUSSSS!!!! I HAVE COME TO REMOVE MY SINS!!!"
@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer
@Anakin_Youngling_Slayer Год назад
Oml me too...
@gultima5330
@gultima5330 Год назад
with the young kratos voice
@abhikergaming7783
@abhikergaming7783 Год назад
Jesus:Sure Kratos:Thank you!!!!
@gfbghghhngyh1834
@gfbghghhngyh1834 11 месяцев назад
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@gfbghghhngyh1834
@gfbghghhngyh1834 11 месяцев назад
​@@Anakin_Youngling_SlayerI invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@naughtydrake21
@naughtydrake21 Год назад
This animation is amazing, would love to see a full 20min fight between them, using snippets of the game for Kratos speaking and having Penguinz0 voice Jesus
@player_8008
@player_8008 Год назад
you misspelt jesus as penguinz0
@xo2317
@xo2317 Год назад
jesus when kratos enters the christian realm: WOOOOO! YEAHHHHH BABY, THATS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
@pepe-zj6cn
@pepe-zj6cn Год назад
@@player_8008 i think you mispelled Kenau Reeves
@gpproject1548
@gpproject1548 Год назад
Why not the youtuber Jesus christ?
@medigjl4
@medigjl4 Год назад
"MISINPUT, IT WAS A MISINPUT!" *Kratos grab him and slams his head into the wall*
@helixsol7171
@helixsol7171 Год назад
The fact that he's holding food coloring after "turning the water to wine" makes this funnier
@mpleandre
@mpleandre Год назад
Funny, but a little detail to try and diminish the value of Christianity by assuming Jesus was a fraud. This detail fails in its purpose when considering that the turning water into whine miracle was not private. In fact, it is the very first public miracle and the beginning of His ministry. The importance of it connects to the crucifixion itself. Christianity ain't a random religion to use as mythology. It is a highly complex collection of a linear storyline pointing to this one man who claimed (and apparently proved) to be God himself in a land where no one would think God could be a human.
@krzysztof7374
@krzysztof7374 Год назад
Man carries a rather heavy looking cross like it's nothing, and has nothing in his hand when he does the water into wine thing, Jesus would make a top tier troll
@rhauanrodrigues
@rhauanrodrigues Год назад
And disrespectful
@helixsol7171
@helixsol7171 Год назад
@@rhauanrodrigues Bro it's just a joke, all in good fun
@rhauanrodrigues
@rhauanrodrigues Год назад
@@helixsol7171 Yes it's just "a joke" but this joke can offend people, even if you want it or not, Jesus didn't die for all of us just to make fun of him in the future
@DS_MOD
@DS_MOD Год назад
"get ready to receive some holy spirit" thats the last thing kratos ever hears
@lukel1724
@lukel1724 6 месяцев назад
It puts a smile on my face to see this reference here 😄
@EwingAmaterasu
@EwingAmaterasu Год назад
Jesus literally can warp reality at his command. He would blip Kratos out of existence with a thought if he wanted to… but he would probably let himself be killed rather than hurt anyone.
@gba8273
@gba8273 Год назад
It wouldn't be Jesus doing it, rather it would be God.
@Mason-or9xg
@Mason-or9xg Год назад
@@gba8273 Jesus is God in the flesh
@leonardorolingstella8554
@leonardorolingstella8554 Год назад
He'd probably just forgive Kratos for everything and go on about his day
@EwingAmaterasu
@EwingAmaterasu Год назад
@@gba8273Jesús IS God.
@isaaclegend5939
@isaaclegend5939 Год назад
​@@Mason-or9xg i thought he was the son of the father?
@saltyboi4897
@saltyboi4897 Год назад
Thank you Lessons in Meme culture for showing me this hidden gem
@arturliviu
@arturliviu Год назад
Yes
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells Год назад
Yes same
@skeletonlover3214
@skeletonlover3214 Год назад
Awesome. This is so well made. I'm going with Jesus curing Kratos of Depression and becoming friends with eachother.
@electric1150
@electric1150 Год назад
That is not happening if Kratos does not choose to obbey Jesus as His Master and God and bring Him Glory
@bodia6949
@bodia6949 Год назад
@@electric1150 tbh current Kratos isnt really into killing gods anymore, he just does it when he needs to, there is absolutely no reason to fight a christian angel/god
@electric1150
@electric1150 Год назад
@@bodia6949 Well in real life He would not have choice. It is either God’s will or rebelion against it. That is why Pharises order Jesus to be killed. They did not want to worship true God who is against their wicked will but God of their own imaginations
@bodia6949
@bodia6949 Год назад
@@electric1150 sorry my english is not very good, what is a pharise?
@electric1150
@electric1150 Год назад
@@bodia6949 Religious Leaders
@wickedishiccy7621
@wickedishiccy7621 5 месяцев назад
Jesus would probably be like "you wanna see me do a kickflip?"
@gingerail8300
@gingerail8300 Год назад
Kratos:”you seem like a calm and reasonable person”.
@CoolDude-kd1bj
@CoolDude-kd1bj Год назад
Honestly this poses a really interesting look on people thoughts on religion and how Jesus and Kratos would interact with each other. From what I seen most people agree that Jesus would be a pacifist and forgive kratos of all his sins. I think that if Jesus and Kratos were to meet Kratos would learn a valuable lesson from him since Jesus is a carpenter and forgiving person while Kratos used to be a rage induced killer that’s destroys anything in his path.
@gfbghghhngyh1834
@gfbghghhngyh1834 11 месяцев назад
I invite you to the religion of the Messenger of God, his Prophet, and his beloved, Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Jesus, son of Mary, is innocent of what you are going about. You are a distorted Bible, and Jesus is not a god, and he is one of the servants of God, and his mother is not a god. She is human, and the mistress of the women of the worlds. She is Fatima, the daughter of Muhammad, and Khadija, the daughter of Khuwaylid, and Asia, the wife of Pharaoh, Jesus, peace be upon him. Moses, the Prophet of the Jews, heralded the coming of Muhammad, and I advise you to read the Qur’an so that the truth becomes clear to you
@Serno-bt1ry
@Serno-bt1ry 9 месяцев назад
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 my guy I’m atheist and I’m not going around saying your religion is wrong. People can beileve in different things
@hatlessjet7802
@hatlessjet7802 9 месяцев назад
@@gfbghghhngyh1834 shut the fuck up. Religion is fake.
@alessandroguarrera2203
@alessandroguarrera2203 8 месяцев назад
@@Serno-bt1ry He's just copy-pasting while ignoring the fact that his own book is seen as a distortion of the bible, which jews see as a distortion of the torah. Don't waste your time with him.
@midtoiletgaming4378
@midtoiletgaming4378 Год назад
The look on Jesus' face makes it look like he was about to give the Judas treatment on Kratos
@stanxd0
@stanxd0 11 месяцев назад
You kept calling it the last...supper.
@Hepheat75
@Hepheat75 11 месяцев назад
Jacksepticeye's voiceover makes this perfect.
@Scazoid
@Scazoid Год назад
The food coloring on Jesus' hand 💀💀
@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411
From a historical point of view... That could literally be why Jesus actually got executed. He might have sold overpriced colored watered to peasants, convincing them it was wine, while acting all kind and stuff. And then Rome heard about it and said "Yeah, no."
@humanelemon115
@humanelemon115 Год назад
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 Based Jesus
@KingJupiter
@KingJupiter Год назад
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 what?
@KingJupiter
@KingJupiter Год назад
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 From a historical point of view the Romans just didn't want someone popular in a province that is known to revolt a lot.
@garrettwright7557
@garrettwright7557 Год назад
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 from a historical point of view that’s not true. Because people got drunk on it. So.
@Deathy75
@Deathy75 Год назад
Kratos after finding out he can finally find peace and feel the warmth of Jesus' never ending love and forgiveness 🥺
@iamnotbrucewayne-r9v
@iamnotbrucewayne-r9v Год назад
He’d probably just keep killing him until Jesus just decided to stop getting revived
@coutou5302
@coutou5302 Год назад
Atreus: You are earlier today father. Kratos: Aye. Had some help moving the boulders. Atreus: Who helped you? Kratos: A hooded traveler carrying a cross. Offered bread and wine after we moved everything. When I asked about the cross and if he needed some help, he just smiled and said "You already carried too many crosses my son", and left.
@AcrozmaPlayzincorperated
@AcrozmaPlayzincorperated Год назад
Jesus holding a giant cross like that looks insanely good, imagine him in a souls game
@tshroob2467
@tshroob2467 Год назад
Kratos is sleepin' on Jesus's true power level. The human body is 60% water. If Jesus turns Kratos into 60% wine, the fight's over. He also apparently spoke the universe into existence, but he's more likely to just hug it out and tell Kratos that no man is beyond redemption. Jesus is a homie like that. He _could_ destroy you, but he tries to stop you from destroying yourself instead.
@JinKee
@JinKee Год назад
I try to turn 60% of my body into wine every time I drive.
@gba8273
@gba8273 Год назад
@@JinKee This mf 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@addictedtochocolate920
@addictedtochocolate920 Год назад
Kratos: you do not want this fight Lucifer: I'm pretty sure i do Edit: people take these things too seriously.
@MM-er8oe
@MM-er8oe Год назад
Lucifer dies lol, Lucifer is similar to hades and Kratos killed hades and STOLE HIS SOUL and become more powerful,Kratos will win lol
@OPMack
@OPMack Год назад
@Mom Matthew The dude literally wrote essays underneath my comment, trying to convince me how Kratos could stomp Yahweh. 😭😭😭😭😭
@MM-er8oe
@MM-er8oe Год назад
@Mom Matthew bitch did Kratos use the power of hope fighting Thor?No so shut yo lying dumbass fat ass up LOL
@MM-er8oe
@MM-er8oe Год назад
@@OPMack i am convincing you that Kratos could stop the king of Jerusalem?No i did not i wrote that there is proof that Jesus is fake how dumb can you be bro
@MM-er8oe
@MM-er8oe Год назад
@@OPMack I'm mentally ill?Bi- you is omega mentally sleep deprived arguing with me at 5 AM earlier with yo saggy ass eyes i also see you popping up on my asstification wassup?!Did i said I lost faith,i lost faith FOR you bruh how do y'all believe this religion like a person created the universe before the concept of time?Like bro what is this? Wonderland? There's no such thing stop believing in this miracles you don't believe in magic so does miracles, we don't know what we'll see when we'll die maybe something we can't even comprehend but the greatest reward of ours is death because it's beautiful
@PiydTH
@PiydTH Год назад
Eventually... This could be canon.
@Franz0818
@Franz0818 Год назад
It is canon now
@m4playsgames636
@m4playsgames636 Год назад
Cory himself said that christianity is in the world so this is possible
@seregagerassimov4864
@seregagerassimov4864 Год назад
@@m4playsgames636 I still doubt Kratos is going to meet Jesus any time soon. After the ending of Ragnarok, he seems like he has retired and let go of his past. He deserves to be a peaceful god who will care and protect the lands he lives in with the remaining norse gods. Kratos aknowledges what he has done a long time ago, and that in Greece he was as monster-like as gods he hated so much. But he accepts it, and had grown out of it.
@PiydTH
@PiydTH Год назад
@@seregagerassimov4864 make sense
@seregagerassimov4864
@seregagerassimov4864 Год назад
@@m4playsgames636 Atreus will more likely meet Jesus, but I still doubt it. Because christianity is a very widespread religion even today, soo.... If it's gonna happen, Atreus and Jesus better be allies, if you know what I mean.
@malytheson
@malytheson 9 месяцев назад
Hearing Jacks voice coming out of Kratos is too bizarre
@hiralykowalski6825
@hiralykowalski6825 Год назад
If you are omnipotent being what can create and destroy worlds with single thought You don't need to care about looking badass
@mpleandre
@mpleandre Год назад
In fact that's what made the Jews doubt Jesus' words. They expected a god of war (literally) to liberate them. Little did they know their liberation was not from an earthly empire, but from their very own evil ways. This is the beauty of the christian theology. It's unique, and it has been from the very beginning. People simply didn't see it until God himself came and revealed it.
@tyranuel
@tyranuel Год назад
@@mpleandre True
@viktoriyaserebryakov2755
@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Год назад
@@mpleandre Even if people don't believe in God there is still wisdom to be learned. That applies to everything really but people don't see things that way anymore. Everything is a conflict and those you deem to be wrong must be mocked and ridiculed as lesser.
@mpleandre
@mpleandre Год назад
@@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Indeed. Whether Christianity is true or not, the psychological and, say, anthropological depth of it says a lot about our character. It describes us as fallen beings, who had the capability to be perfect, yet couldn't, all because of pleasure and a life guided by instinct. Christianity is, in that sense, a big "don't be an animal" sign
@hiralykowalski6825
@hiralykowalski6825 Год назад
@@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 I agree except for "anymore" part It was always this way, when we were younger we just didn't see it
@cringemeat9430
@cringemeat9430 Год назад
Jesus would just touch kratos and turn in him into bread to feed the homeless😂😂😂
@gilgameshkingofheroes5903
@gilgameshkingofheroes5903 Год назад
Lmao hahah
@MM-er8oe
@MM-er8oe Год назад
Nah Jesus would never do that lol,you mad that Kratos wins on DCU and Marvel?Cause if you are then you're a midboy LOL dumbass cunt
@cringemeat9430
@cringemeat9430 Год назад
@@MM-er8oe MAD FOR WHAT HAHAHHAHAHA when did I bring up midvel. You mad that Jesus can slap kratos’ dick outta your mouth with ease baby boy
@MM-er8oe
@MM-er8oe Год назад
@@cringemeat9430 how about we talk in real life let's see if that same energy comes out of your stinking breathe mouth lol just one punch would shut yo ass up on boy just shut yo ass up lol you know you weak you know you ain't tough in real life so get yo ass on boi
@nortongm9057
@nortongm9057 Год назад
Jesus dodges attacks by turning into wine and splashing around
@commonmockery1074
@commonmockery1074 Год назад
Kratos: “What do you want with me?” Jesus: “To forgive you.” Kratos: “To forgive me of what?” Jesus: “All of your sins. I forgive you, Kratos.” Kratos: “I slaughtered the Greek pantheon. Left the Norse pantheon in disarray and caused two apocalypses. Slaughtered my wife and daughter in a fit of blind bloodlust. And you would forgive me of my actions?” Jesus: “Yes.” Kratos: “… Thank you…”
@odinwarlock2436
@odinwarlock2436 Год назад
Bro the greek gods gave him forgiveness it didn't do jack shit
@envolol439
@envolol439 Год назад
Kratos never says thank you. he would most likely get annoyed of jesus and beat the shit out of him. Kratos moved 9 realms with ease so jesus isnt a problem
@SeelowLen
@SeelowLen Год назад
@@envolol439 average hater
@ErikPT
@ErikPT Год назад
This would be a fight but one a God would not win against the ALMIGHTY.
@gba8273
@gba8273 Год назад
@@envolol439 And who do you think created those 9 realms? 💀 Definitely wasn't Jesus. Was his father.
@josifz1046
@josifz1046 27 дней назад
"You killed dragons? No way! So did my archangel which i created" (in reality Kratos couldn't even get past Michael)
@bismuth7398
@bismuth7398 Год назад
I can tell you exactly what would happen if Kratos met Jesus. They would wind up just sitting down and talking. Jesus would break Kratos' bias when it comes to gods. And when Kratos told his story, Jesus would talk him through it and offer forgiveness. And since Jesus is omnipotent, he would solidify that forgiveness by destroying the Blades of Chaos and removing the ashes from Kratos' skin.
@nimbuscloud90
@nimbuscloud90 3 месяца назад
Jesus is not omnipotent etc he's all omni and beyond
@I_Farted_Really_Hard
@I_Farted_Really_Hard Год назад
0:02 Why Kratos walking like that 💀
@zawarudo1161
@zawarudo1161 Год назад
Imagine if kratos just Starts punching Jesus while Jesus dodges all strikes and saying something like: "you can still be redeemed".
@cardinalchaos2278
@cardinalchaos2278 Год назад
I feel like Jesus would let Kratos punch him, and when he does, he offers him to strike at him again.
@badlydrawnmedievallion6832
@badlydrawnmedievallion6832 Год назад
​@@cardinalchaos2278 Turn the other cheek. A classic
@treeandalive1997
@treeandalive1997 Год назад
Kratos still wins though
@duncanharrell5009
@duncanharrell5009 Год назад
Like the stranger from Red Dead Redemption?
@tyberiousTem
@tyberiousTem 5 дней назад
Kratos: “are you a god?” Jesus: “I’m a carpenter, want some wine?”
@CottonArsonist
@CottonArsonist 4 дня назад
Ironically this is likely the most accurate idea of the two meeting here Everyone sees the title and immediately goes "X/Y wins" when the joke is a Jacksepticeye clip of Jesus just being a wholesome guy rather than a shapeshifting world-shattering god. Why would a guy who brings peace and joy just randomly fight a dude to death.
@zedryelmeldrygor1070
@zedryelmeldrygor1070 3 дня назад
@@CottonArsonistEven Jesus fight demons and Satan.. he is not a noob.😅
@redtsun67
@redtsun67 Год назад
I always imagined that if Jesus had any kind of special power, it would be something like every attack against him would magically miss or otherwise do zero damage, because he's a pacifist or something.
@yahiiia9269
@yahiiia9269 Год назад
Exodus 15:3 ESV The Lord is a man of war; the Lord is his name.
@yahiiia9269
@yahiiia9269 Год назад
Matthew 10:34 ESV “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
@hisnotsolonely2961
@hisnotsolonely2961 Год назад
@redtsun 67 Check JoJo 7* the stand name is Love train. You gonna be shocked.
@xymexxxx7308
@xymexxxx7308 Год назад
Golden experience requiem be like
@genghiskhan5701
@genghiskhan5701 Год назад
Jojo Part 7 basically
@BLOrtega
@BLOrtega Год назад
It'd be a great way to end the series as well. After all the fighting and endless nightmares, Kratos would finally meet someone who's able to bring him peace
@ericalexcantero8249
@ericalexcantero8249 Год назад
As a Christian I laughed out loud at this but in all seriousness, Kratos doesn't even remotely stand a chance against Jesus, he snaps 🫰 and Kratos is gone. Jesus in John 18:6 literally made the soldiers fall to the ground by just speaking, but he gave up all that power to give his life to mankind. And with Kratos development with Ragnarok he will never end up in a fight with Christ, he more likely will become a believer 😂
@nucleardino8992
@nucleardino8992 Год назад
Jesus also has the power to come back to life three days after death
@christiangaribay8348
@christiangaribay8348 Год назад
@@nucleardino8992 zombie Jesus?
@nucleardino8992
@nucleardino8992 Год назад
@@christiangaribay8348 I mean... kinda? I mean he arose and ascended into his spiritual form... I think... I don't really read that much about my religion anymore
@ManoDaShark
@ManoDaShark Год назад
@@nucleardino8992his body was resurrected. It was the same body and the wounds were still in his hands and side (where the spear pierced his heart). He ascended physically into Heaven and casted the holy spirit as a guide for his followers until he returns to fully destroy evil in his second coming.
@Hoe-numan5
@Hoe-numan5 9 месяцев назад
​@@christiangaribay8348it's ressurection
@Buffy-Belmont
@Buffy-Belmont 11 месяцев назад
Im pretty sure my grandma has that EXACT portrait of Jesus in her room.
@Laughy-Flaaffy
@Laughy-Flaaffy Год назад
If Kirbo showed us anything, it’s that you shouldn’t underestimate Jesus.
@mutantcube1737
@mutantcube1737 Год назад
Could you imagine the commentary between Kratos, Mimir, and Jesus as they traveled in the boat? Kratos: "so what manner of God are you anyways" Jesus: "a God of mirricles" Kratos: "mirricles?" Mimir: "aye, brother. Stories say he can walk on water" Kratos: "if thats true, then why in Olympus am I sailing you arround?" Jesus: "I must be with you for all of your struggles" Kratos: *grunts*
@poczujZbyszka
@poczujZbyszka Год назад
Kratos: chcesz usłyszeć fraszkę?
@Spider-Man2094
@Spider-Man2094 Год назад
*Kratos pushes Jesus out of the boat.* *Jesus falls in, climbs onto the surface and starts walking.* “You could have asked.”
@cyber_zaouli33
@cyber_zaouli33 Год назад
Since im a up and coming animator, i just wanna say this channel is nothing but PURE GOLD LIKE I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS
@GibbsonTV
@GibbsonTV Год назад
aww i really appreciate that, all i can say is keep animating! :)
@cyber_zaouli33
@cyber_zaouli33 Год назад
@@GibbsonTV the fact that u replied to my comment gives me infinite motivation so I can be a famous animator like u and hopefully I can meet and Collab with you one day bro ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥.
@joesmo3722
@joesmo3722 8 месяцев назад
If you’re going by the logic of the god of war universe, Jesus would be able to give kratos the peace and forgiveness he wants. He wouldn’t fight kratos, he would be able to take away why he still has to fight
@LiamChaidez
@LiamChaidez Год назад
Fun fact: G SUS is a musical chord
@AuthenticPeach
@AuthenticPeach Год назад
Yeah thats my favorite chord, the G-Suspended (GSUS)!
@_Hanaharu_
@_Hanaharu_ Год назад
G is kinda SUS ngl
@vito6197
@vito6197 Год назад
It's Christianity and a meme, Nice.
@lifed1533
@lifed1533 Год назад
Let's be honest Jesus and old Kratos would probably hang out for a bit and Kratos would probably seek wisdom from Jesus
@aldrinmilespartosa1578
@aldrinmilespartosa1578 Год назад
“Even my pacifism has its limits” -Jesus
@aldrinmilespartosa1578
@aldrinmilespartosa1578 Год назад
@Liam Dysart god created the freaking universe, why the hell he gonna hate people selling his drip?
@N1k4_Gr1v
@N1k4_Gr1v Месяц назад
Jesus then says "I returned back from being dead" Kratos says "I have returned from death 3 times"
@sych0-man875
@sych0-man875 Год назад
Jesus: *GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT.*
@AnakinSkywalkerYT
@AnakinSkywalkerYT Год назад
GOW 6: Crucify This!
@d3adwaffles
@d3adwaffles Год назад
God tier Animation, rarely seen a lot like that
@letsdrawlobstars
@letsdrawlobstars Год назад
This is amazing and hilarous plus the quality of animation is great :D
@MegaLPlover
@MegaLPlover Год назад
*of the animation
@homelander4896
@homelander4896 Год назад
@Andrew Ranger cause god doesn't exist which means jesus doesn't exist
@gonbuthehasanicehaircut5084
@@homelander4896 well that’s ur opinion bud not a fact
@homelander4896
@homelander4896 Год назад
@@gonbuthehasanicehaircut5084 it is a fact like many scientific studies prove that God doesn't exist I once believed in god but I never got help from him so I started searching for truth and I found it in science
@homelander4896
@homelander4896 Год назад
@Andrew Ranger lol angry Christian.gonna cry?
@CoolSpudMan
@CoolSpudMan 4 месяца назад
Therapist: Irish Kratos isnt real, he can't hurt you Kratosepticeye:
@maniusfacius2436
@maniusfacius2436 Год назад
"why is just a balding middle-aged man" got me rolling
@khimeradabz137
@khimeradabz137 Год назад
Kratos is about to receive The Holy Hands of God🤣🤣
@potatoman3337
@potatoman3337 Год назад
He gonna get spanked and jesus is gonna get a water gun and shoot him with holy water
@player_8008
@player_8008 Год назад
kratos met jesus, next he meets god.
@cyphlone3306
@cyphlone3306 Год назад
@@player_8008 Jesus is God Himself, just in human form to visit earth and show a good example to all sinful humans who need salvation and Hope.
@raulmirut6519
@raulmirut6519 Год назад
@@cyphlone3306 Jesus ain't no god. He is the son of god. Why do ppl still belive that?? Its 2023 geez
@IamP0ncho
@IamP0ncho Год назад
Really good, animations were smooth as fuck, the voice matches up perfectly, the lighting is great, this deserves a sub, good job
@CursedCommentaries
@CursedCommentaries 2 месяца назад
Kratos calling Jesus a balding middle aged man is throwing stones in a glass house lol
@brandenmarcum430
@brandenmarcum430 Год назад
All the hope and rage in the world cannot measure to the love Jesus has for you.
@EpicKing7375
@EpicKing7375 Год назад
Kratos: I have never met a god in my life that could have the power to kill me... with kindness.
@davidjohn_va
@davidjohn_va Год назад
Bruh.. for a meme, this looks amazing
@Cyber_A-7864
@Cyber_A-7864 2 месяца назад
The algorithm has brought me BACK to this masterpiece 😃
@bulemekanyama4455
@bulemekanyama4455 Год назад
Jesus will be like"forgive me father for what I am about to do to kratos"
@bodia6949
@bodia6949 Год назад
nah, jesus is chill, he wouldnt hurt anyone
@kazuyakenzaki1320
@kazuyakenzaki1320 Год назад
@@bodia6949 Im an atheist but i agree that Jesus is a pretty chill dude, except that one time he went to a market.
@SamuelTrademarked
@SamuelTrademarked Год назад
@@kazuyakenzaki1320 you mean the synagogue? He just flipped over some tables and whipped some salesmen because His temple was used to further economic profit and not worship of God. anybody would do that if they realized what was actually going on.
@bodia6949
@bodia6949 Год назад
@@kazuyakenzaki1320 same
@The_Devils_reject
@The_Devils_reject Год назад
@@kazuyakenzaki1320 i mean, I'd go apeshit too if someone turned my house into a market
@Warmaster_24
@Warmaster_24 Год назад
This reminds me of that Reddit picture with Jesus looking jacked and just absolutely breaking the shit out of the cross 😂
@electric1150
@electric1150 Год назад
I red about people who saw Jesus as size of Giant
@congx4651
@congx4651 Год назад
JESUS THE KING OF KINGS ALL OTHER CREATURES BOW BEFORE HIM. YOUR'LL MAKE FUN NOW BUT AFTERWARDS YOU ALL WILL CRY
@frmyt1135
@frmyt1135 Год назад
@SSPEKTR we don’t have to stay mad Death has been conquered already
@dangymking7273
@dangymking7273 Год назад
Amen
@sadguuy
@sadguuy Год назад
let be real if kratos saw jesus, he would probably just continue on with his day and not care
@rapidresponseteam6048
@rapidresponseteam6048 Год назад
I really want a universe where Brok, Kratos, Surtr, Jesus and Mimir can all just chill with some beer together.
@Urd-Vidan
@Urd-Vidan Год назад
Change it into Wine and have Orkos join.
@garrettsattem4799
@garrettsattem4799 Год назад
How is mimir going to drink without assistance… if at all?
@geeb115
@geeb115 Год назад
man you just got placed in a Lesson in Meme Culture video, nice
@terraprint9183
@terraprint9183 Год назад
I really hope everything just ends with him meeting jesus, being redeemed, and then just living life after that
@probably_amity
@probably_amity 5 месяцев назад
Kratos would think Dionysus just got therapy "oh so thats why you werent in the pantheon!'
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