Hades literally just being slumped in the corner is so funny to me, like his soul is gone so he literally can't even contribute but they still bother to put his body in the room with them
Not really, he totally deserved the brutal death along with the rest of Olympus since he almost killed him in the comic when Kratos was going to get Ambrosia to cure his daughter's sickness and also holding his mom in Atlantis
@@evantambolang3052 plot armor kratos zeus killed him like twice but guess what he went back in time 1 time and the other time he literally crawled out of hell somehow but i guess since hes the main character it makes sense i just wish him and helios had a actual proper battle yeah helios would've still lost because of kratos sheer strength and plot armor but it would've been a good one if they werent lazy
Wait now, I'm not sure if this is relevant to the God Of War franchise or not, but in Greek mythology, wasn't Poseidon responsible for the birth of Medusa? I know Athena was also responsible for her becoming as well but he is to blame the most, correct? So, honestly and truly, he definitely deserved the licking he got from Kratos.
Took me 5 seconds to realize the reason Poseidon was spamming the circle button on the controller was because you can beat the shit out of Zeus for as long as you want
@@shirodeski4631 bro I spammed that so many times cus that boss fight was a pain and let me tell u I had the kratos rage that it took my mom her bf and my brother to calm me down
Ares thought he kidnapped the right kid and said “His brother should be fair game for mental torture, & manipulation. I’ll give him the tools for revenge as a bonus”
@@animationdude9 he is in mythos stronger than the other gods besides Zeus and equal in strength to Poseidon but does not have the powers to actually win a battle against Poseidon because of that he would smoke ares though in game or myth
In the comics Poseidon unleashed a plague that infected Kratos's daughter, Kratos participated in a tournament to win a cure all potion for his daughter, in the tournament he fought and defeated a warrior, the warrior wanted revenge against Kratos and gathered a big army and almost killed him, but Kratos made a deal with Hades. so in a way Poseidon started it all.
@@Zeonite-of5lu I blame Zeus for even sending Ares and Athena to get Deimos because of some dumb prophecy and not even letting Kratos commit suicide so Zeus can use him as a slave. Turned out really well for him ngl
TBH, the Poseidon fight is the best fight scene in the entire series, possibly on of the best fights in all of gaming. It's such a wonderful spectacle, cool mechanics and visuals all around. What a great way to do a game tutorial.
Not exactly a tutorial since he does way too much damage for a first boss and for a boss in general to be fair even Zeus and hades don’t deal that much damage per hit
Poseidon roasting everybody is pretty fitting. He had next to no beef with Kratos personally, yet arguibly got one of the most brutal deaths, just because.
Actually if you put all the god of war games together including chains of Olympus and ghost of Sparta Poseidon logically should’ve had a reason to want smoke with Kratos because he caused Poseidon’s city to sink😂😂
I love how accurate this skit is, the gods aren't blaming themselves, but blaming the one who started it all, the one who accidentally gave him a chance etc. When infact, they all know his story. But they chose to provoke him. and also they shouldve gave what he wanted, he wanted his nightmares to be Gone. BUT NO, instead, they told him "Fuck you, kratos. Yes we forgive you, but we don't want remove your nightmares because God's Yada Yada, and also we gave eternal life and God power. Why? Because we are beyond stupid. that's why"
Also for those who are gonna say athena said they cant in the underworld the river that flows through elysium is literally made up of water that erases your memories
@@MuslimGigachad950 just a heads up the Greek afterlife existed before Thanatos, his job was just to make sure people didn't try the whole "I don't feel like being dead today" idea
Okay, counterpoint: Kratos was gonna error 404 himself at the end of the first game but they all wanted him to take up Ares’ mantle and didn’t wipe his memories. All of them are to blame.
Yeah they gave him something he didn’t really want (be a God) and didn’t give him what he wanted (remove those damn nightmares that were fucking with him fr 10 years from his head)
Baldur:Well i can safely asume he is not a calm and reasonable PERSON THOR...I fought that motherfucker 3 times and died...Because of who ? oh yeaaa ODIN Then Baldur gets out of there punching a door
He was mad at Zeus and also Poseidon (who kept his mom in Atlantis and did not tell him, he even tried to stop Kratos from going to Atlantis) and Hades (Betrayal the mobile game saw Kratos getting suspicious about Hades trying to ruin his reputation).
I mean if a blind person says "Besides my brother, I'm the strongest guy here." then knowing there is someone else who will try and correct them, they will try. It's just finding the opportunity by shutting it down before that.
Now that I think about it, Kratos only ever had 3 gods on his hit list Ares: for killing his wife and daughter Thanatos: For killing his brother Zeus: For being directly responsible for the other two. And for making him kill his own mother. All the other gods just got in his way for various reasons.
Yeah literally if I were one of the other gods I'd be like; "The dude you're looking for is that way, not my problem to deal with... if you can kill him, power to ya, of ya can't... well then I don't have to worry about you anymore... Go nuts kid."
Fun fact: the original idea for god of war 3 was the Greek Kratos, the Norse Kratos and the Egyptian Kratos; after killing their respective pantheons, became the 3 wise men who went to see Jesus after hearing about the birth of a new God
@@REALFIGURES-tj7fl I remember that a liitle bit. Well shoot, if the Thanatos fight were to be accurate, Deimos would have dropped dead if Thanatos breathed on him wrong.
To be fair after Kratos killed Ares, all of the gods were like "good job Kratos, you saved Athens. Oh you want those nightmares and visions taken away? Well fuck you, we only said we'd forgive you". Basically going back on their word
I think they said they couldn’t…which is a massive lie, there’s multiple sleep/dream gods, and a few dozen different things in Greek myth that cause memory loss
@@silenc3068 from what I remember, after the Hydra ordeal Athena and Kratos have talk and she basically said they'll forgive his past, which sounded like "yeah we'll take away your nightmares", and then after that they gave him the middle finger after he did what they asked. Like imagine being a servant and champion of deities, and they go back on their word and won't let you die, so they can keep screwing you over after doing a task this big
@@RyuFuzen: It’s not that they went back on it, technically they did what they said, they forgave Kratos’s actions, but it was sort of implied that that would mean no more nightmares
Hades is possibly stronger physically but Poseidon has the edge in power through his abilities. Its not up for a debate,he is literally canonically slightly more powerful but they are still comparable to each other.Like its actually stated officially Zeus though is much stronger according to the lore
@@royd209 And poseidon was 1v2'ing Gaia and Kratos with the Sword of Olympus combined. The same Kratos that resisted Hades' soul sickles by sheer strength and subsequently used the same weapon to suck Hades' soul.
Step in front of a train and what do you think will happen? 🤣that fight had me deciding if I’d actually side with my brother or just tell’em to bring his chick and kid back!
It is absolutely insane that thousands of years after these stories were made there are millions of people who enjoy them and know them. This is like in the year 5500, people living across the universe, are making their modern comedic adaptations of Harry Potter
@@martim5800 no not really, if you play Ghost of Sparta, in the flashbacks it's clearly shown that Kratos was the fierce one and Deimos was more calm and less war loving than Kratos. I doubt he'd even gone in the same path as Kratos had Kratos been taken by Ares and Athena
One thing I find hilarious is that it wasn't entirely Ares' fault. Athena was there too, so once again, Zeus shows his favouritism by placing all the blame on Ares.
@@Captain_Titus3867 Hilariously enough, he’s the least awful of the Greek Gods in terms of bullshit committed in all the known myths. He just does his job. Everyone else goes around fucking shit up or banging mortal women when they’re not supposed to. lol
Artemis was smart. Being the goddess of the hunt and all, the moment she realized what kind of game Kratos was on the hunt for, she fucking dipped and hasn't been seen since.
You know, now that I think about it, Phobos was assumed dead, and I feel like even if he was possibly alive, he’d be too scared to fight Kratos in GOW Ascension (the joke is that He’s the god of Fear/Terror), heck he would’ve just given Kratos his armor and spear, then he’d probably just leave on good terms, I’m probably wrong, IDK I just had a weird thought
Really Wish that we actually got Kratos fighting Helios and Hermes instead of a glorified quick time event and Hermes running, I mean chasing Hermes was good but after that they could have had an awesome fight, and with Helios, they could have maybe brought back Pegasus or Kratos could have launched himself towards Helios and they could have fought on his cart, also really wish that after Kratos throws Poseidon out of the sea we got to fight him in that actual form, and after that the game gave us QTE and after defeating Poseidon, Kratos could have gotten his trident But non of this is gonna make it into the game 😂, cause it's 12 years old, but hey could have cool, who knows maybe they add these in gow3 after all these years via an update, which reminds me that Bloodborne is getting an update after so many years don't know what it is
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed how bizarrely brutal Kratos was with Poseidon, who didn't even sneeze in Kratos's direction until the day Kratos rolled up on his brother's house and told them he was going to slaughter all of them.
Bruh, everyone sleeping on Hades. Kratos flexed on him like 4 times before GOW3, he killed his Wife, killed his niece, killed his brother and then Kratos ripped his soul off after peeling the skin of his face when he pulled his helmet off.
Khronos is the Primordial god of Time in Orphic Greek Mythology and Religion. This is Kronos, the King of the Titans and the god of the Harvest. Bec of the similarity of their names, Kronos was believed to be the Titan of Time Kronos is also descendant of Khronos
2:16 Fun Fact : Posiedon is pressing the circle button because it was the same one that you have to press contiunosly to WHOP ZEUS FACE in the final fight of GOW3. And like Posiedon said, ITS SO F***ING SATISFYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@statera5854 cuz in gow 3 when u beat zeus u can keep spamming circle and beating zeus as long as u want You can never stop spamming cuz its so satisfying
@@aerithroses2683: Apollo may just straight up not exist or died awhile ago in the GoW world, I think the only mention of him in all the games is the bow in GoW3, and Helios was still around, so it’s not like he was the sun god
Ah yes. A smart God for once. Gives loot and promptly fucks off never to be seen again. Very smart, especially around young Kratos who was a ticking time bomb for anything that wasn't a normal human and even then you probably finna get vibe checked by his giant ass foot if some random ass spartan special summons his ass like he was some sort of Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
For anyone wondering what happened to Poseidon: Man was stabbed, thrown into a rock at mach 4, beaten the shit out of, kicked, beaten some more, thrown at another rock, had his eyes gouged out, and had his neck snapped while said eyes were being gouged out Edit: Also, leaving in the fact he wasn't nearly as bad as the other gods. Arrogant, cruel and a little bad-tempered, yeah, but he fought clean and warned Kratos about what he was doing even after getting his intestines rearranged in a 2v1
As someone who’s played all the GoW games, this is legend and hilarious. I always wondered why the sisters didn’t just go back in time alone to destroy the sword, but nope, they had to take him along. 😂
@@nicholascauton9648 TBF, the entire pantheon was clearly nothing but brain dead morons. i cant think of a single one of them that made a single intelligent decision during kratos's entire life.
Just finished the Poseidon fight and now I understand. That shit was just ruthless. Bro kratos beat the brakes off of Poseidon. And they had the audacity to put us in Poseidon's pov while controlling the man stomping him out. Amazing.
Nice touch how they adressed Zeus with a "Don't compare your death to ours, I mean for YOUR sake-" Because normally they'd most likely say "For Zeus' sake-"
It’s a nice throwback/detail how Theseus got hit in the doorframe by Chronos, for anyone not familiar, kratos killed Theseus by smashing his head in the doorframe and bashing it to a pulp. So chronos just gave him a taste of memory lane, how he died.
Honestly it wasn't just Ares' fault. Kratos was literally just fine with just killing Ares until Athena and Zeus had gone too far with his brother and mother.
I remember playing 3 and my brother got to Zeus and we didn’t know we could stop beating the ever loving shit outta him. We sat there for nearly ten minutes. I’m glad we weren’t the only ones.
@@Brutixx_ At the end of the game you get to punch Zeus in the face for as long as you want as the screen goes red with his blood, there is no limit for how long you can go for
I love that reference too! I remember mashing circle for like 2 minutes before my finger got tired and i realized it woulf just go on forever and i could stop
@@Halfsmoke420 actually, that was Poseidon's forced mortal lover, who was enslaved in his Chambers, and was not only taken advantage of, but also physically assault her in his bouts of rage. Poseidon can fuck a cactus for all I care. But until that point (haven't played ghost of sparta) I was like 'woah, that was brutal'
2:12-2:25 For those who don't know why Poseidon kept pressing the button, you can actually........ *SPOILER WARNING* Beat the living crap out of Zeus at the end of God of War 3 with a bloody screen. You can endlessly do it if you are not still satisfied by beating Zeus a few hit.
Poseidon was also the god of earthquakes, because when he had a fit, he’d strike the ground with his trident. So I think that he sensed the vibrations/small shockwaves coming from Hercules
Honestly Ares deserves the shade He had TWO CHANCES to not screw this up TWO CHANCES And they got completely ignored He took the wrong kid And killed the right kid's wife and daughter Now literally the entire pantheon barring Aphrodite (maybe), Artemis, and the minor gods are dead
Bruh I can’t 😂😂😂😂 Poseidon is cooking them! When he said “He fucked your wife” I lost my shit and laughed so hard I loved how he went off on Ares, Hephaestus, Zeus, Hercules, Gaia and Athena!
Literally explained this part to my dad while playing gow5. Like, yea ares thought he was making the perfect soldier, and that shit was the wrong mf move
That slow turn to Athena alone killed me. That first person point of view from Poseidon in-game is one of the most horrifying moments I've experienced in a game.
@@JargonMadjin im shivering thinking about it. I was so uncomfortable. I also lost it with Posiedon mashing the X button and saying "i didnt know I could stop".... so much red