Rayhato A few months late, but Step 1: When you get to the half a centimeter mark, you enter "The Itch Zone", where your beard will itch like hell, but you have to get over this part (Takes around a week). and then it will be better. Step 2: Drink a lot of beer, preferably also coat your beard in beer. It contains lots of vitamin D Step 3: Wait. His beard took over 4 months to grow, and at the point of this video, it is 16 months old Not direct translation, but that is what he is saying :)
Except our Norwegian friend kept out all the "fun" things he said. When telling you to wait for the beard to grow, he looked at the camera in a funny/playfully serious way and said "you have to sit and wait", as in sit in a chair for 4 months, not paying any attention to the fact that you can "Live" your life in a normal way. This is called "dark humor"; and is very popular in Scandinavia/north of the Wall. I might be wrong about all this, though. I'm Danish, and even though are languages (danish and norwegian) are similar, it's possible that I misunderstood something.
Translation: Okay, here comes 3 tips, about how to get beard. Long beard. The first step when you come to around 0.5 cm, the itches part, when you comt to this part, you must hold it, you must fight trough and if you fight trough that week, your'e over the worst part. Step two. Beer, drink beer. It's alot of D-Vitamin and feel free to pour beer into the beard, it's verry healthy for the beard. And then it's the 3rd step, wich is the hardest.. You must wait. You must sit and wait. This is a 4 mounth old beard.. I have waited for 4 mounths! Okay, good luck!
basically he said: 1. in the beginning it will etch for a week or so 2. drink lots of beer and soak the beard with the beer because of the vitamins and good stuff from the beer 3. you will have to do alot of waiting for it to grow.. :D
Of course, not speaking Norwegian, I could only pick up that--with great passion--Kristofer Hivju was imparting to us fellow men who have serious "beard envy" of him his secrets to a bodacious beard. It seemed as though he was saying that there were three steps. Right? The first step, I couldn't figure out. The second sounded like you need to soak your beard in a good "beard oil." Right? Any recommendations? My personal favorite is "Gunbarrel" by The Mod Cabin, themodcabin.com/product/gunbarrel-beard-oil/. Hivju's third step ... well, I couldn't figure that out, either. He then wished us men who hold his beard growth in the greatest brotherly respect just his parting, "Good luck!" Can someone please translate or subtitle his steps in English? Kristofer looks totally awesome as the new Wyndham Rewards Wyzard and I wish him ALL success in all his acting and modeling endeavours.
can someone write me in norwegian what he says for the third part? I understand most of it but I have to know exactly. I understand "Dette her er et fire måneder og ???? seksten måneder gammelt skjegg. Jeg ventet i fire måneder'' I can't for the life of me figure out what he says where I put ????
Ha I see. But now the sentence makes even less sense to me. Thanks for the help, one day I might be able to be fluent in norwegian thanks to people like you.
