Kung Fu D*ck Vs. F*ck Norris (1979) 

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Lyrics:
Destruct-o-Puss,
was out for revenge,
After Kung Fu d*ck,
put her grip to an end.
She heard of a fighter,
with chest hair since birth,
Who's roundhouse kick,
split heaven and Earth.
And she went to search,
through the northern forest,
to find the legend,
they call F*ck Norris.
And bewitch his mind,
with evil sorceress sh*t,
The Destruct-o-Puss,
Kung Fu pu**y whip.
You ain't gonna beat this d*ck
Pu**y whippin that sh*t
Round house kick with this d*ck,
Make you look like a b*tch
With that kung Fu d*ck
F*ck Norris,
was no mere mortal they say,
He was the wall in the north,
that kept evil away.
A one man assault team,
delta force,
Who rode on a bear,
like it was a horse.
They named a street,
after him in Saint Ives,
But changed it,
when no one could cross and survive.
The F*ck-kwon-do master,
that made enemies cower,
And His full mane of chest hair,
was the source of his power.
You ain't gonna beat this d*ck
Pu**y whippin that sh*t
Round house kick with this d*ck,
Make you look like a b*tch
With that kung Fu d*ck
F*ck Norris was mind f*cked,
pu**y whipped by the b*tch,
as she sent him for the blood,
of the Kung Fu d*ck.
Kung Fu d*ck threw chops,
and furious front kicks,
But behind F*cks beard,
was just another fist.
They threw crushing attacks,
forward and back,
For 3 days and nights,
till their bones started to crack.
You ain't gonna beat this d*ck
Pu**y whippin that sh*t
Round house kick with this d*ck,
Make you look like a b*tch
With that kung Fu d*ck
And on the third day,
of an all out fight,
Kung Fu D*ck realized,
something wasn't right.
F*ck Norris possessed,
pulled him in tight,
And Kung Fu D*ck grabbed his chest hair, and pulled with his might.
And As he tore the hair,
out by the roots,
F*ck Norris's strength faded,
and he began to see the truth.
His eyes changed color,
and he was released from the spell,
of Destruct-o-Pusses,
Kung Fu pu**y whipped hell.
You ain't gonna beat this d*ck
Pu**y whippin that sh*t
Round house kick with this d*ck,
Make you look like a b*tch
With that kung Fu d*ck
And F*ck Norris walked,
up to the Destruct-o-puss b*tch,
And threw a spinning round house,
right in her t*ts.
And F*ck Norris was grateful,
he was released from that sh*t,
And he became,
Kung Fu D*ck's new sidekick.
And now that D*ck and F*ck,
were free of the bitch,
They went and had themselves,
a nice ham and cheese sandwich
Ohhhhhhhh the way of the d*ck!
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