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Kurt Braunohler Beats Up a DJ - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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Kurt Braunohler gets into a drunken brawl with a DJ that ends about as weirdly as any fight could.
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@standup
@standup 5 лет назад
Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ru-vid.com/group/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg
@yumithelight4375
@yumithelight4375 3 года назад
My parents literally named me the same name as the DJ. (Same pronunciation and everything) When I asked them why they said "I dunno, we were doing too much". I'm 29 and have been planning on legally changing it. Y'all should have seen my face when I heard this 🤣
@seantaylor1187
@seantaylor1187 10 лет назад
The funniest fight story . I have tears running down my face . Kissed a dude in a phone booth but no one can say he didn't win .
@taylorgoetz7604
@taylorgoetz7604 3 года назад
Otter have won
@philobetto5106
@philobetto5106 Год назад
Yeah, I couldn't top that one
@r.b.4611
@r.b.4611 9 лет назад
At a camp that only teaches feelings.
@pointlessopinion611
@pointlessopinion611 5 лет назад
@Jack MeHoff Good job repeating what he said
@ferretyluv
@ferretyluv 2 года назад
I was gonna say elementary or middle school teacher.
@aubriefisher93
@aubriefisher93 7 лет назад
100% can confirm that he's telling the truth about Baltimore 😂😂😂
@paulbillings9319
@paulbillings9319 3 года назад
Been thier once I've seen it 😂
@ByJoshKrause
@ByJoshKrause 3 года назад
So can the Cumtown podcast
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
Is it nice, As far as sights , not people ?
@caedon6543
@caedon6543 2 года назад
@@mattasticmattattack8546 No
@Diana-hf4qv
@Diana-hf4qv 10 лет назад
first he kicks his own ass and then makes out with his opponent XD thats one hell of a night
@astridgalactic9336
@astridgalactic9336 4 года назад
Guess you could say they kissed and made up.
@andrewelder4679
@andrewelder4679 4 года назад
My Brothers used to call me DJ Jazzy Drew the turntable Jew. Not even jewish
@amcg5487
@amcg5487 4 года назад
Ok DJ Jazzy the Turntable Jew
@gerybaboona2421
@gerybaboona2421 3 года назад
@@amcg5487 it's DJ Jazzy Drew the Turntable Jew
@shanecody1143
@shanecody1143 3 года назад
@@amcg5487 h
@arithegreat
@arithegreat 10 лет назад
One of my favorite stories all night! So happy he was on the show.
@sector81
@sector81 10 лет назад
Awesome concept this show, enjoying the shit out of them...
@Adronomics
@Adronomics 10 лет назад
DJ T.T. Milk
@slipknotm1
@slipknotm1 10 лет назад
Trevor Moore next!!!!!
@areader8303
@areader8303 8 лет назад
keep em rollin...i think ive ran out of these shows to watch...find a funny chick while you are at it...watched the females on this show...no bueno...
@floriansalihovic3697
@floriansalihovic3697 6 лет назад
Best regards from Germany ... I was laughing tears ... he was hilarious
@legendaro6308
@legendaro6308 2 года назад
When he the mentioned the reverse headlock part, all of a sudden, I shouted, "DO A DDT!"
@rockslideproductions
@rockslideproductions 9 лет назад
I met a guy named Minister Popcorn once. He did Christian rap.
@TheMcSomething
@TheMcSomething 8 лет назад
Was he in Portland? I bought a CD from a Christian rapper named Popcorn here...wondering if that's the same guy. He was pretty decent.
@rockslideproductions
@rockslideproductions 8 лет назад
TheMcSomething Seattle, but it easily could have been the same guy.
@daniellane3403
@daniellane3403 5 лет назад
Bro you bought the CD of Christan rap from a dude named Popcorn. Lmao... Don't go confessing that to just anyone. Seriously don't if you actually like pussy
@jenwombatexcelsior
@jenwombatexcelsior 4 года назад
Dudes are the only ones concerned about toughness, these days... pussy would probably still meow his way, at the very least.
@GerrkPB
@GerrkPB 3 года назад
Thank you so much Ahri for these videos! i love stand-up and i'm always running out of full specials, this helps me scratch that degenerate itch.
@StreamOfNerd
@StreamOfNerd 10 лет назад
Ice in the urinals is usually there to stop sewer gas from escaping and making the place smell like urine and sewage... usually due to old/bad plumbing. The more you know, right?
@Baboonery_
@Baboonery_ 10 лет назад
nice thanks!
@SSantmyre94
@SSantmyre94 6 лет назад
That explains why the shittiest college bar in my town is the only bar in town with ice in the bathroom.
@jekzinder16
@jekzinder16 6 лет назад
When I heard ice in the urinals, I was like 'That sounds cool, I want to pee in one of those.' When I read this comment, I was like 'Oh I'm glad I haven't run into that.'
@Flipindabird23
@Flipindabird23 6 лет назад
We need more people like you in the comment sections.
@metalyon667
@metalyon667 5 лет назад
Wrong, the ice in the urinals has two functions. #1. If you notice there is no plumbing, just a drain. The ice melts and and down the drain goes the urine and melted ice #2. It keeps the urine from get warm and smelling.
@konvan28
@konvan28 5 лет назад
As soon as he mentioned having a friend named John, his story about a bar fight made sense.
@phillipadams6735
@phillipadams6735 7 лет назад
I bought a quarter of mushrooms for 20 dollars outside of a rave from a guy named DJ Elmo. He had driven from Arizona to Charlotte NC. It was my 17th birthday. We got stopped by police while I had the mushrooms and made it through. I tripped balls and saw my spirit guide. Thank you DJ Elmo.
@audreymorris2076
@audreymorris2076 5 лет назад
Charlotte! Whoop whoop!
@tiptip5491
@tiptip5491 5 лет назад
I need more Ali Sadiq!!
@tinotino4135
@tinotino4135 3 года назад
Its 2021 and this show has been canceled since 2019. BRING BACK GREATEST SHOW EVER!
@linleyn3014
@linleyn3014 3 года назад
Wow- this news is terribly saddening..I didn't know this-
@tali2637
@tali2637 5 лет назад
How does this man drench himself in sweat within 12 minutes of telling a story hahaha
@mj44190
@mj44190 2 года назад
Stage lights + stress. Have you ever performed a story in front of an audience?
@adamlefkowitz3726
@adamlefkowitz3726 9 лет назад
Scream Spelling. That should be a TV show.
@peoriagrace1968
@peoriagrace1968 4 года назад
Oh man, I thought I was gonna pass out from laughing so hard.
@sklauda1
@sklauda1 9 лет назад
Yeah, that's Baltimore
@mirandajane1697
@mirandajane1697 8 лет назад
I LOVE HIS HAIR, he seems adorable and funny :)
@jaicobarndt9280
@jaicobarndt9280 9 лет назад
Jim Gaffigan + Clarke Duke = Kurt Braunohler
@Jukejointjeze0n
@Jukejointjeze0n 9 лет назад
Jake Arndt You mean Jim Gaffigan + Actually Funny........
@jaicobarndt9280
@jaicobarndt9280 9 лет назад
+Jukejointjeze0n i meant he looks like them
@RadNat
@RadNat 9 лет назад
***** hoooot pocket
@craighein5409
@craighein5409 9 лет назад
TurboRadDude ~Hoooooot pockeeet~
@RadNat
@RadNat 9 лет назад
***** Hey man, I hope you have a nice day
@spencerhaabs
@spencerhaabs 2 года назад
This is the 4 time I have watched this in like 2 years. Just as funny as the first
@datapa9an
@datapa9an 5 лет назад
spelling as a concept oh my god - scream spelling. I didn't know there was anyone else who has enjoyed this. Thank you Kurt Braunohler
@areader8303
@areader8303 8 лет назад
funny as hell! that would have been a spectacle for sure
@MrFromtherock
@MrFromtherock 10 лет назад
haha "first thought best thought!" i'm gonna use that
@PachucoDesigns
@PachucoDesigns 9 лет назад
This guy is like the clone of Jim Gaffigan. lol
@LameosaurusRex
@LameosaurusRex 9 лет назад
I could not agree more! XD Also, I don't know why it's weird for me to come across you in two very different parts of RU-vid.
@derekmcpherson1791
@derekmcpherson1791 9 лет назад
***** Not at all. Looks similar and thats it. Totally different style. Not to mention Gaffigan is a clean comic and Kurt is not.
@TwoGuysWithPants
@TwoGuysWithPants 6 лет назад
Sure they’re both pudgy and white but they have totally different timing
@jakefrommaryland7876
@jakefrommaryland7876 8 лет назад
Quite a few of the stories take place in Maryland, home state :)
@astridgalactic9336
@astridgalactic9336 4 года назад
Would love to know which bar he was referring to. Do you know?
@wesleyschriver1684
@wesleyschriver1684 3 года назад
yes bro makes me so happy
@roacharound3909
@roacharound3909 10 лет назад
I kept thinking "what is this guy from?" He looks like the son of Jon Reep and Jim Gaffigan. But he was on the hilarious show Bunk! I miss that show.
@kylenewk243
@kylenewk243 9 лет назад
thats where i found out about him! hes one of my favourites now! I miss that show too
@thomasrose5072
@thomasrose5072 3 года назад
This was actually the plot of a lost season of The Wire.
@jjcoola998
@jjcoola998 3 года назад
The bodie’s revenge saga
@TheCatWrangler
@TheCatWrangler 5 лет назад
hahahahaha i l tterally had tears running down my face and couldnt breathe.... gasping for air by the end.... oh God, that was amazing :D
@ChakkyCharizard
@ChakkyCharizard 9 лет назад
I died of laughter.
@teddykovalev7713
@teddykovalev7713 9 лет назад
Rest in RIP
@RichardStrong86
@RichardStrong86 9 лет назад
Teddy Kovalev You know RIP means "rest in peace", right?
@juratchet
@juratchet 8 лет назад
+Richard Strong lmao rest in, rest in peace.
@1dudecrush
@1dudecrush 3 года назад
Heyyyy this is the guy who invented that incredible salad mixer my mom owns!
@DevilishDren
@DevilishDren Год назад
As someone who's currently living in Baltimore, and have for the last 3-4yrs, this is extremely accurate.
@mosesmuloma1196
@mosesmuloma1196 7 лет назад
Kick some ass and make some calls 😂
@AnimalLover101195
@AnimalLover101195 5 лет назад
I was laughing so hard I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@sab_1055
@sab_1055 5 лет назад
Sorry I'm late. Loved this so much I'm looking for more Kurt Braunohler. Can't believe I never saw this episode b4.
@stsk7
@stsk7 9 лет назад
That was actually quite funny
@kevinbahri5251
@kevinbahri5251 4 года назад
these need to be animated
@STEAKnTATTERS
@STEAKnTATTERS 10 лет назад
Only teaches feelings lol
@jakeoltmann1263
@jakeoltmann1263 5 лет назад
Oh my god, it isn't just a colloquial boxing expression. They were literally fighting in a phone booth 😂😂😂
@DarthFritter1
@DarthFritter1 5 лет назад
Hes coked out of his mind and i love it!
@SequoiaSamara
@SequoiaSamara 10 месяцев назад
Crying laughing for so much of that 👏 wel done
@De.ladmahboi
@De.ladmahboi 2 года назад
His description of Baltimore is absolutely 100% accurate to the city of Fall River in which I live in
@gkaldh
@gkaldh 6 лет назад
i never seen a Golden Ginger before. is this guy a Super Ginger?
@mikeyder344
@mikeyder344 10 лет назад
I love this. As a baltimore native this is beautiful xD
@WFiasco
@WFiasco 10 лет назад
Is anyone else bothered by the guy in the front row that never laughs at any of the stories?
@jekzinder16
@jekzinder16 6 лет назад
This sounds a little more like he jumped the DJ to make out with him in a phone booth. And then pretended like he was fighting him afterward.
@chriskon5
@chriskon5 8 лет назад
Baltimore!!! Forever my city!
@tjpurdy5704
@tjpurdy5704 7 лет назад
My first thought before he even said anything about what was going to happen in the phone booth was, "what if they kissed?" 😂😂😂😂
@HighPotatoo
@HighPotatoo 6 лет назад
why is the stage so hot lmao got heat lamps on that shit
@chifour66
@chifour66 9 лет назад
My two favorite stripper names, of real Atlanta strippers-Dee Cuppz, and Dark Magik. As for DJ's, DJ Pullout
@danielearle7169
@danielearle7169 10 лет назад
you guys have no idea how funny this was to me
@email3021
@email3021 5 лет назад
That was so good, I want more of that guy.
@madmo_1148
@madmo_1148 6 лет назад
Great job of telling this story
@khrisgermany9597
@khrisgermany9597 10 лет назад
Ari, I love you Joe and Coco on this so much! thank you and the JRE for turning me on to some funny fuckers!
@curtiskaas5180
@curtiskaas5180 3 года назад
Was taking a drink out my beer my he said "and I just kissed a dude" and spat beer out my nose.
@tatjanabaker3521
@tatjanabaker3521 6 лет назад
I laughed myself into the hiccups! And I can’t see, for the tears! Wow! Killer!!
@kekno
@kekno 10 лет назад
They put ice in urinals so the washroom won't smell like 2000 pisses when the place is packed
@lMrFresno559l
@lMrFresno559l 9 лет назад
Really? Why would that stop the smell?
@tomvonheill
@tomvonheill 9 лет назад
***** The ice keeps any urine int the urinal cold so less of it evaporates in the air. It also melts, washing/draining the urinal of any urine. Actually a pretty dope system.
@mikeguitar9769
@mikeguitar9769 6 лет назад
I agree with Tom. Also "heat rises", so it might slow down the air convection/wafting. It also slows down the chemical reactions that make ammonia and other odors. Also ammonia is more soluble in cold, dilute water.
@majsmajsbajs
@majsmajsbajs 9 лет назад
his hair is fabulous
@10kosukeueki01
@10kosukeueki01 Год назад
i think im ready to cry in tears lol i was born and raised in baltimore and i felt so much of my hometown pride be depleted hearing that all this happened so out of curiosity i looked up what year that stadium was built....it was built on the same year i was born in 1998 lol
@whatsername77alis
@whatsername77alis 4 года назад
Got an ad for Jim Gaffigan's new special at the start of this lol
@thatgirlwithbangs
@thatgirlwithbangs 5 лет назад
I’ve never laughed so hard, oh my goodness
@andromedalasso
@andromedalasso 4 года назад
Spot on description of the Baltimore vibe.
@DanielNourii
@DanielNourii 6 лет назад
the ending killed me, the crowd was dead though :/
@dannydamnmendez
@dannydamnmendez 4 года назад
Diggin' homeboy's Amoeba Music shirt
@Thereisonlyonefrankdatank
@Thereisonlyonefrankdatank 3 года назад
Gonna have to checkout this comics work. He cracked me up
@AdamTheRaptor
@AdamTheRaptor 6 лет назад
He looks like emo Jim Gaffigan! 😂😂😂👌
@rosieg9093
@rosieg9093 4 года назад
Jesus h christ this is the best season what an all star cast
@RadNat
@RadNat 9 лет назад
Nobody wins when you headbutt
@texbigman2-202
@texbigman2-202 5 лет назад
D O U C H E B A G
@clockworkgarlic
@clockworkgarlic 10 лет назад
That was really good.
@nathanielsmale826
@nathanielsmale826 6 лет назад
DJ KALHAD!
@stephaniegonzalez2517
@stephaniegonzalez2517 4 года назад
DJ kibbles and bits!!!! Lol that would be mine
@alagorrogala1174
@alagorrogala1174 10 лет назад
we all had that ice fantasy, or the one when your done taken a shit you piss on the paper and pretend your destroying something alike worlds what ever xD
@alanmott-smith9358
@alanmott-smith9358 3 года назад
I took their football team with me when I left that toilet, Baltimore. Hahaha
@sarahbear2463
@sarahbear2463 4 года назад
DJ Breadmaker - is who used to DJ at a Club I used to go to🤣
@djemcee007
@djemcee007 2 месяца назад
Why are 14 videos hidden from Australia? Open em up please @Comedy Central :(
@rustyshakkleford
@rustyshakkleford 3 года назад
Same thing happened to me in 99 with Charles Feelgood
@phoenixgowild1407
@phoenixgowild1407 3 года назад
Does anyone else see his name and see "Braun/Kohler" like some kind of engineering design companies melding?
@kanescrimes4848
@kanescrimes4848 5 лет назад
Can I use the word meta in regards to the Baltimore joke that revolves around Baltimore's Baltimore joke that indirectly makes fun of Baltimore in a unconsciously direct manner?
@divinecomic
@divinecomic 5 лет назад
That was an adventure!
@l2etranger
@l2etranger 2 года назад
Lovely fight 😂😂😂
@MrSemitemos
@MrSemitemos 10 лет назад
DJ Anglo Unchained
@MaSteezynes
@MaSteezynes 10 лет назад
workaholics*
@ThaCuDiKiD
@ThaCuDiKiD 10 лет назад
That was the funniest thing ever
@Forenzikproductions
@Forenzikproductions 10 лет назад
Dj Meh...
@ryanmcpoyle2474
@ryanmcpoyle2474 10 лет назад
DJ Nutzack
@__GaryHarris
@__GaryHarris 2 года назад
Spot on about Baltimore the city that Breads lol
@jeffb587
@jeffb587 5 лет назад
throughout the years, Baltimore has enjoyed such flattering slogans/nicknames as: "Charm City", "Baltimore is Best", and "The Greatest City in America". Currently we are "The Birthplace of the Star Spangled Banner", the only slogan we've had that you really cant argue with.
@manpoopdump3
@manpoopdump3 9 лет назад
THE SALAD MIXXXER GUY DOES STANDUP!!!!
@libertarianjesus8312
@libertarianjesus8312 8 лет назад
Amoeba!
@proowagatts9111
@proowagatts9111 5 лет назад
Best stripper name I ever heard was Diamond Carrot. That wasn’t just her stage name, that was her real name and I know this because I was present when she purchased some insurance. I was in a well known company doing some IT repairs when Miss Carrot was came in. She sat down and went through the process, telling the insurance lady she worked at a local gentleman’s club (evening shift, she was proud of not being part of the daytime “B squad” and rightly so) and this was her first ever insurance purchase because she needed to drive to community college to get her nursing degree - because all strippers are in college. What really got my attention was when she went to pay she paid in cash, pulling a giant roll from her cleavage. It was all one dollar bills coated in glitter, oil, sweat stains, and smelled like spaghetti as her club had an all you can eat Italian buffet. She counted out several hundred dollars in one dollar bills and the look on the insurance lady’s face when she realized she was going to have to touch money that had been in this girls thong was priceless!
@codytheoneandonly337
@codytheoneandonly337 Год назад
THERE APPEAR TO BE BEES HERE!
@jakethetool698
@jakethetool698 Год назад
I have a friend that calls himself “DJ Plan B”.
@HairyBlock.
@HairyBlock. Год назад
Man looks like the hippie teacher from Beavis and Butthead but cut his hair
@aphuvve
@aphuvve 10 лет назад
Awsome, just awsome
@wccrispy
@wccrispy 10 лет назад
I have to say that I enjoyed this story more than Rogan's.
@HipHopAn0n
@HipHopAn0n 10 лет назад
Yeah that was awesome
@MIngalls
@MIngalls 7 лет назад
To everyone watching he just wrestled the DJ into the booth and kissed him lmao. So awkward.
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 5 лет назад
Striking Vipers, Black Mirror lol
@emyemyemyyyy
@emyemyemyyyy 7 лет назад
My dj name is melon ballin' and I have a cat named Benjamin and hers is Ben-Jammin'
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