Sean Patton Gets Gay Bashed - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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"I've been trying to come out to you for years." There's a whole nother act in that sentence alone.

Tommy didn’t come out of the closet, he bashed the door down.

"With all his black dude wisdom." is my favorite phrase ever.

An epic tale of cocaine, justice, and personal growth.

So Tommy came out of the closet swinging, eh?

the best line of that story was the old black man, "well hit him back. you boys, ain't ya?" fucking classic.

Then they went to eat a hot dog with Cumin

that ending made the journey worth it.

This was such a great story.

best comming out story ever

Went to a bar. Had an emergency medical beer 🍻

Great cumin out story

I am not going to read through the comments, but has anyone said "gayson borne" yet?

That "it could've been a clove for all I know" joke went by unnoticed...

All of these stories are not only funny, but also just genuinely interesting and well told. I think that this combination is what makes these stand out from regular stand-up bits. They're wonderful!

"Well hit him back you're both boys ain't ya!" Lol. Perfect.

Sean Patton and Tom Segura could pass as siblings

The ending of the story was extremely motivating and beautiful

Tommy took his stage combat and turned it into real combat XD

0:46 Skip the trash This story is still one of my favorite bits ever

That's possibly the funniest and baddest-assed story I've ever heard, you go boyeeeez!

The ending of that story is the best plot point EVER! I'm starting to watch it again. Why did he not write a screenplay about this?

I have a crush on Tommy just from the description I've been told

One of the best stories I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣 that crowd was way too tame for me I was dying laughing

One of the best of the series, if not THEE best

absolutely amazing. gets better and better each time I see it

LMAO!! An emergency medical beer!!! DYEING!!!

Haha haha this turned to a beautiful story!!!

He squared up Wolverine style. LOL

This ones my favorite I hope he gets famous he’s a beautiful person

The tides are turning. Comedy is coming back.

Best monologue of all time, never getting tired of it.

What a badass cumin out story.

I have been on youtube for over 57 years, and i have only 29 videos in my favorites playlist. That ending just made this number 30.

I'm amazed at how well this captures the live experience, none of that sterilizing editing you usually see in televised comedy! Great job! Also, love Sean & Ari! This is one of my favorite stories ever.

I need this to be a movie

I came back to this after several years, and this may well be the greatest story ever told.

Daaaamn one of the best ones by far. Seems like most of these just kinda Peter out at the end but this one was like a chuck palahnuik story.

all of these are so damn funny!!! Keep on making them. BY THE INCH!!! Got me tearing up.

that ending took a turn a twist that's why he was mad he thought it was an act this whole thing thank the heavens for dense people

Wonderfully told monologue, I need to see this Tommy, I Would love to see his stand up.

I've been looking for this skit all day! Still as good as I remembered! 😂

Thanks! I've been lucky enough to have gotten to seen every story we've ever done. It's always a super fun thing to watch.

all of these are the best, keep making them

this should get animated

Killer story. Would love to see This Is Not Happening pop up on late night Comedy Central.

I love the energy! Excellent story, perfectly told start to finish!

Your friends would probably rather you didn’t waste their drugs...

8:50 my brain thought "wow he got up fast" I was like huh?

One of the best story tellers on here!!!

This was awesome to watch thank you so much mr. A r i and sean family,

this is my favorite of the series had me loling. I definitely need to check out more of his material

He told this story so well I could picture it, So funny the ending was amazing I had to watch it twice 😆❤️

This is already one of my all-time favorite comedy stories... and I listen to/watch a lot of comedy.

Thanks for the great production CC. Great selection of comedians. Not censored. High quality.

The guy dressed as an elephant shooting the guy dressed as a panda gets me every time.

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED

"We had to skeedaddle!"

very excited about this show in particular, ive already found a few very funny people on it, really liked your bit about eating pot cookies

that was an awesome story, thanks for sharing man!

so... who is this Tommy? I want to see his stand up

Patton is the man! Funniest stand up comic I've ever seen.

Dude & Dudetts, Sean has the Best stories & he is just too funny! I can’t get enough of this guy! Happy Thursday Everyone!

This was amazing I’m in tears of joy 😂

"That's all I needed..."

I loved this. This made me ear to ear

That was an amazing story !! Loved it.

best on yet, great story story

That's one of the best stories I've ever heard.

Man, this guy. Places like New Orleans are cool. They're big concentrations of population in the South with actual culture. I can see this being a completely realistic situation because someone being openly accepted as homosexual would be as commonplace as a bigot offended by the very idea, especially around Mardi Gras. Very cool and interesting place.

This is so nice, I had to watch it twice!!! XD

I love this story! Totally awesome

I really like Sean Patton. I don't know why he comes across so purely funny in this opposed to his recorded stand-up. His stand-up is good, but maybe the story has more structure.

Tommy has the greatest coming out story of all time.

Sean’s stories are the best!!!! Saw him live with Ari in Denver & he’s been a favorite ever since. 🥂🍿

I wasn't sure if I would enjoy this because at first I didn't know where it was going. I am glad I continued watching. This was a great tale.

Tommy punched the closet to pieces

Great story!

Thank you... This made my day!!!

This was the most entertaining thing I’ve ever heard 😂

Great story. Great watch.

Friend:"What do you think is the best way to come ou-" Me:"Shh!" Friend:"... What do y-" Me:"Shh! Stop talking, just watch... This... This is the best way... To come out. Now watch"

"That's all I needed!" Indeed the best coming out story ever.

This is one of my favorite stories. And that ending to this great story. How him being Gay for years went over his head for years and he always thought it was a joke. Bro great

Completely underrated comedian

This is definetly one of my favorite "this is not happening"😂🌈

awsome set

Best set of the night!

"That's all I needed"

“You’re hung like a fuckin’ light switch.” Hahaha. His is how I will describe my ex forever more.

I think this is my favorite one so far

lmaooo this was probably one of the best stories

Is he on Netflix because he is fucking HILARIOUS

Best way to come out. HAha this was hilarious

Fantastic moments, fantastic comics

i could watch that intro 100 times and not get sick of it.

Wow the story went from funny to epic. Very well done.

That was fucking amazing, wild from start to finish

Great story, very well told