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Comedian Kurt Metzger performs at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, 2013.
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@corndoug2605
@corndoug2605 2 года назад
Damn, all I want in life is more Kurt stand-up sets. There is so precious little! This guy just gets me so good!
@B_1519
@B_1519 Год назад
Share with us which police department you are employed by …
@chosen_ones777
@chosen_ones777 Год назад
​​​@@B_1519 The channel name suggests it's Skt. Thomas or another Caraibean island. Why? No idea. It might be weird a psychic revelation 😉
@duncefunce1513
@duncefunce1513 10 месяцев назад
Next Tuesday, new half hour
@corndoug2605
@corndoug2605 10 месяцев назад
@@duncefunce1513 Brother, thank you for telling me the good news! 🙏🏻
@duncefunce1513
@duncefunce1513 10 месяцев назад
@@corndoug2605 awesome
@lmnt1153
@lmnt1153 6 лет назад
This guy is totally underrated.
@oasisgummybearmate9569
@oasisgummybearmate9569 5 лет назад
Dude he's fucking hilarious. I love his energy
@Jokerdan76
@Jokerdan76 3 года назад
If he did not steal jokes for Amy Schumer he would have been way bigger I think!!
@jonigutchen8033
@jonigutchen8033 2 года назад
@@Jokerdan76 huh?
@Jokerdan76
@Jokerdan76 2 года назад
@@jonigutchen8033 look up Amy Schumer stealing jokes and Kurt was his writer at the time and wrote a lot of those jokes!
@nathanl6821
@nathanl6821 2 года назад
Still I underrated ppl are starting to get it tho
@SKYCHICK__
@SKYCHICK__ Год назад
How has it taken me THIS DAMN LONG to see this?? I'm laughing my ass off!
@alexcoyg3281
@alexcoyg3281 Год назад
One of the funniest people ever
@hexadecimal5236
@hexadecimal5236 Год назад
I LOVE his comedy, I'm sad he doesn't have more specials.
@CloveCoast
@CloveCoast 11 месяцев назад
he’s releasing one!!
@snarkynader9400
@snarkynader9400 9 месяцев назад
@@CloveCoastit was FANTASTIC
@jackfiercetree5205
@jackfiercetree5205 9 месяцев назад
His writing on Jimmy Dore is hilarious. His absurd cynicism constantly burns through.
@icu3869
@icu3869 8 месяцев назад
He does have more. He just has to make them.
@sallypea3202
@sallypea3202 5 лет назад
He’s easily one of my favorite comics! He should be way more popular!
@B_1519
@B_1519 Год назад
You know why he isn’t? He is a rabid racist and doesn’t think much of women and like to physically assault them. Wonder why he no longer works for Amy Schumer show? She slowly backed away when she realized what he was really all about! But you probably enjoyed what Trump said about grabbing women by their …
@917hazel
@917hazel Год назад
Unique delivery. We love KM, he is regularly on The Jimmy Dore Show, and, of course Kyle Dunnigan. Amazing writer. Kurt’s podcast - Can’t get right👍
@jswets5007
@jswets5007 9 месяцев назад
This was made a decade ago, but it sounds like it was made last year.
@mariamzakariah3865
@mariamzakariah3865 6 лет назад
Why this doesn't have more views I don't know. His stand up is so effortless.
@cmmmmmmmw
@cmmmmmmmw 6 лет назад
Look at all the horseshit on Netflix that's popular. There's your answer.
@nihansen1457
@nihansen1457 Год назад
He has asthma. I wish he would move to Florida
@yaroslavliutnik5594
@yaroslavliutnik5594 10 месяцев назад
Effortless? I wouldn't say so. It must take a lot of effort to put an hour long stand-up together. However, it does look smooth and "effortless".
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
⁠​⁠​⁠@@yaroslavliutnik5594👆you: “Effortless?I wouldn’t say so” Also you :”However, it does look smooth and effortless “. REALLY?!?! lol.
@RichardCowdrey
@RichardCowdrey 2 года назад
This was brilliant
@Complex_Addition
@Complex_Addition 8 месяцев назад
One of the greats !
@BRAND0N...
@BRAND0N... 6 лет назад
fucking brilliant and underrated.
@mtnnoel63
@mtnnoel63 6 лет назад
Brandon ,, Hes underrated because hes crass rude and has a filthy mouth.
@strikkmoez
@strikkmoez 5 лет назад
Kurt is a damn legend. He played the hell out of himself on Horace and Pete too.
@rememberingtruth
@rememberingtruth 4 года назад
strikkmoez preach
@blackwilson1
@blackwilson1 4 года назад
He could totally play Rodney Dangerfield in a bio pic
@alanbrown5918
@alanbrown5918 Год назад
Man I wanna see him live!
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
ME TOO- can you imagine his Rodney Dangerfeold eyes landing on you? Love his psycho expressions and intensity!
@jonbonhoagie5202
@jonbonhoagie5202 5 лет назад
Kurt's the real deal.
@sumgirlable
@sumgirlable 6 лет назад
Literally every joke had made rolling
@InteractiveIdea
@InteractiveIdea 6 лет назад
This guy got a very unique comedic style... I m surprised he is not more popular...
@noneoyb8902
@noneoyb8902 6 лет назад
Not really. A lot of his material and delivery is a carbon copy of Louis CK.
@InteractiveIdea
@InteractiveIdea 6 лет назад
None Oyb I disagree. I know ck stuff. This guy is more unique. Ck is more family oriented.
@rochedermot
@rochedermot 6 лет назад
This is the nicest RU-vid comment disagreement I have ever read.
@lt.finglefubledingler1972
@lt.finglefubledingler1972 5 лет назад
NotMe, u clearly don’t know cks comedy at all if u think his comedy is family oriented. Kurt is an ass in life that’s why he’s no where watch any podcast or interview with him he’s unbearable.
@fredmanie2926
@fredmanie2926 5 лет назад
He's more successful as a writer
@mrhombregordo9556
@mrhombregordo9556 3 года назад
Lol from John Wayne's to your Rick Moranis's😂... His Zumo story from This is Not Happening is FKN AMAZING!!!💯👑❤😂😂😂😂
@Rainbow_1312
@Rainbow_1312 2 года назад
goddam zumo
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
What are You doing here? What are YOU doing here?
@waloacme
@waloacme 3 года назад
This guy is the best stand up comic right now. I wish he got more attention.
@waloacme
@waloacme 2 года назад
@AJ Martin I had a change of hart.
@nickumoh4267
@nickumoh4267 7 лет назад
Kurt is a beast!
@fatman1198
@fatman1198 3 года назад
A comic genius.
@phoenixrising7047
@phoenixrising7047 5 лет назад
Great angle on it all from Kurt - one of the best standups indeed.
@JaneDoe-em7zi
@JaneDoe-em7zi 4 года назад
" I don't remember doing that! You kids make things up!" Hell yeah that's my mom right there the queen of denial LOL!
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
Denial: it ain’t just a river in Egypt.
@JaneDoe-em7zi
@JaneDoe-em7zi 6 месяцев назад
@@icu3869 lmao, right?! 🤣🤣🤣
@markszawlowski867
@markszawlowski867 Год назад
The material, the delivery, the persona. What else could a comedian want?
@haerverk
@haerverk 9 месяцев назад
Face and posture
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
Fame fortune, appreciation, recognition, a huge, loyal audience…(which is what Kurt deserves).
@ComedyHorn
@ComedyHorn Год назад
Small part of why he's a legend
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
A small part? Hmmm...what are the other, Main parts that make him a legend?
@Not_A_Tourist
@Not_A_Tourist 28 дней назад
Almost spit my coffee out when he said Ipad rapture.
@duncefunce1513
@duncefunce1513 4 года назад
I believe this practice hour to be superior to the finished product!
@MikeJones-um3os
@MikeJones-um3os 3 года назад
As do I
@acar3615
@acar3615 3 года назад
Yeah, I sent this clip to my mom. She has good taste in comedy too.
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
@@acar3615she must! What parents laugh at :“ Dad, pussy is better than anything you ever did or taught me. And tell grandma to go funk herself.”click!
@colinzzf
@colinzzf 2 года назад
One of my favorites as well .
@jasonpowell291
@jasonpowell291 3 года назад
He killed the whoa set 👍. Which is really hard to do truly amazing
@Tenebrousable
@Tenebrousable 7 лет назад
Brutal. I love it!
@kennethguitarfiend4493
@kennethguitarfiend4493 2 года назад
Love him!!! Deserves so much more
@TheMattJacks
@TheMattJacks 2 года назад
This set is EPIC! GO KURT!
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
25:10 “Do I look Jewish?Look into my nose , do I?” Random:”MAYBE!” Maybe is RIGHT- that was a good guess.””🤣🤣🤣
@893loses
@893loses 6 лет назад
This set is better than the album and I love the album, during that bullshit my ex girlfriend was honestly like "me or kurt" I chose kurt. My life has been horrible ever since but I regret nothing
@icu3869
@icu3869 5 месяцев назад
Always choose someone who makes jokes over someone who makes ultimatums. Good call.👍
@ArtAristocracy
@ArtAristocracy 8 месяцев назад
23:05 "when I'm wearing my American flag underpants, is it legal to shit my pants?"
@monkeyboy9617
@monkeyboy9617 4 года назад
Kurt Metzger reminds me of a damaged genius. A brilliant comedian. That talent should be much further ahead but there's something unhinged about him holding him back. I think that childhood really screwed him up but then he wouldn't have been who he is as a comedian.
@MikeJones-um3os
@MikeJones-um3os 3 года назад
Kurt, Greg, and Patrice are funny af and smart af...The universe has taken 2 too early....Hopefully Kurt will break thru at least enough to where he's financially secure.
@ritae5316
@ritae5316 2 года назад
he grew up in a cult, like me. Jehovah's witnesses brainwash you fast
@ritae5316
@ritae5316 2 года назад
so glad we escaped
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
Actually, I’ve known a few ex-Jehovahs Witnesses - it’s definitely Not holding him back-they are immune to rejection from having countless doors slammed in their face . Leaving the cult takes a strong , brave, independent-minded spirit, because everyone you know and care about , even family , shuns you. being forced to go along with so much BS,being able to speak their mind is such a hard-win freedom they They no longer have the patience to “ go along with things” they don’t have to. On a podcast , Kurt has said escaping the oppression of J.W. is why he’s such a fearless skeptic . If anything,it helped his comedy by giving him a unique perspective that sees through a lot of social conventions.
@zztopz7090
@zztopz7090 3 месяца назад
​@icu3869 Jehovahs Witnesses only get shunned if they are babtized and abandon the faith. There are those who disassociate themselves but dont abandon it, and then those who never get babtized, who are not shunned. People always forget that they completely agree to these terms before babtism, even the conditions about disfellowshipping. I used to study with JWs and attend their church, but stopped. Im still friends with many of them. If theyre a cult then so is every other religion. Theyre healthy and productive members of society. I did meet some antisocial types, like in any religion, but they tend to have mental problems and sometimes even get disfellowshipped.
@yaroslavliutnik5594
@yaroslavliutnik5594 10 месяцев назад
I enjoyed it. Great work. Can't believe I didn't know who you are until this week(
@oliverchampion2498
@oliverchampion2498 2 года назад
Excellent set!
@bobbobson439
@bobbobson439 Год назад
Kurp rocks! He's great on Jimmy dore and Kyle Dunnegan, Yo!
@thesnapperlapper2559
@thesnapperlapper2559 9 месяцев назад
Crushes all the time
@jackjurphy5020
@jackjurphy5020 3 года назад
Kurt’s the man
@progambol
@progambol Год назад
White Precious is one of the best specials ever made. Up there with Elephant in the Room.
@sara107610
@sara107610 7 лет назад
I love his style. One of my favorites for sure.
@octagonocologist
@octagonocologist 7 лет назад
you can see the dave attell influence
@jimiprairiefire5482
@jimiprairiefire5482 6 лет назад
octagonocologist damn near smell it
@sirrom5155
@sirrom5155 5 лет назад
as opposed to
@pointlessopinion611
@pointlessopinion611 5 лет назад
Hes one of my favorites too, but its wierd how much ppl hate on him in the comments of all of his videos.
@lt.finglefubledingler1972
@lt.finglefubledingler1972 5 лет назад
pointless opinion ppl hate him cuz of his personality watch any podcast or interview he’s in. He’s a self centered ass. He’s one of those guys that’ll tell u he’s gunna kill you because u disagree with him but will cower and hide if u go to fight him. Just ask Luis Gomez
@LSDRIP
@LSDRIP Год назад
love to see it
@Jeffthedude15
@Jeffthedude15 Год назад
He's American's comedian after all
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 4 года назад
Great fucking set, wow.
@metalliquide2537
@metalliquide2537 2 года назад
How can clap and give a standing ovation over RU-vid?
@puff417
@puff417 Год назад
Kurt really is Americas sweetheart
@jackfiercetree5205
@jackfiercetree5205 9 месяцев назад
American's Comedian, Kurt Metzger.
@rwdtk000000
@rwdtk000000 3 года назад
National treasure imo
@joshualux8309
@joshualux8309 Год назад
After listening to this four times I realize every word he uses is intentional. I wonder why he isn’t on Spotify anymore
@amirkazemi2517
@amirkazemi2517 4 года назад
we call 'em gingers....its basically the "n" word with the letters moved around --- buhawhahhhaaaa Brilliant!
@BoDiddlee
@BoDiddlee 5 месяцев назад
Fuckin hell.. This was incredible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@erinchapman8861
@erinchapman8861 10 месяцев назад
Metzger is one of the funniest mofos. Writing and standup he’s brilliant.
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 6 лет назад
Fucking love this guy
@cleanmikeandtheboys3165
@cleanmikeandtheboys3165 9 месяцев назад
You're telling me it takes only 6 years to go from how he looks here to how he looks on the Jimmy Dore show?
@Kittypaws90
@Kittypaws90 9 месяцев назад
Personally I honestly think he’s more handsome now compared to years ago. I don’t know if he’s natural bald or shaving, but he’s much more mature looking and his attitude reflects that too.
@PenitentPenguin
@PenitentPenguin 7 месяцев назад
This was 10 yrs ago, it's in the description
@dressedtosmellgood
@dressedtosmellgood 26 дней назад
​@@Kittypaws90agree
@jeremyogrizovich3247
@jeremyogrizovich3247 9 месяцев назад
Funniest opening joke ever
@excessivity
@excessivity 2 года назад
Brilliant
@jessickalush3305
@jessickalush3305 9 месяцев назад
He's 9ne of the best
@shaunmichaelchase
@shaunmichaelchase 3 года назад
The cab bit is hilarious.
@sidDkid87
@sidDkid87 9 месяцев назад
*_YO!! KURP!!!_* 💪
@shaunmichaelchase
@shaunmichaelchase 3 года назад
Brilliant. Unreal funny.
@stevenmartimucci1800
@stevenmartimucci1800 Год назад
“Santa Klooose puts plums in your shoes!”
@wesleycahall1966
@wesleycahall1966 4 года назад
long and wide Joe Rogan doing the intro for kurt
@jacobhayes1845
@jacobhayes1845 4 года назад
"Breakout the skush" oh my God dude!
@agt5jx87
@agt5jx87 6 лет назад
Very good
@billyheaning
@billyheaning 4 года назад
he looks like the older brother of mike stoklasa
@zappadali8696
@zappadali8696 9 месяцев назад
Love the uncomfortable nature. He’s grown into his own.
@peonmyhall
@peonmyhall 4 года назад
I keep thinking I'm watching a deep fake of Mr bean
@SplatterPatternExpert
@SplatterPatternExpert 9 месяцев назад
OMG another one! Mr Bean Syd Caesar Dave Attell (style, not looks) Rodney Dangerfield
@nickanding3023
@nickanding3023 Год назад
Where's the millions of views? Wtf?
@wilsonc5P
@wilsonc5P 3 года назад
Anybody else here from At Home with Sylvester Skallone? I had never heard his standup, but he is really funny.
@sumgirlable
@sumgirlable 6 лет назад
So funny!!!!!
@fozzibab
@fozzibab Год назад
San Diego bit is at 13:54
@yurpndurpnslurpn
@yurpndurpnslurpn 3 года назад
Damn kurt, fucking genius
@TheMattJacks
@TheMattJacks 2 года назад
Love you, Jessica.
@awesumpowerz6805
@awesumpowerz6805 2 года назад
This Guy Is Hilarious!!!
@notadumbblond3
@notadumbblond3 Год назад
I have a slight crush on this dude. He's like a good looking Rodney Dangerfield. And he's into the truth of what's going on in today's world. That's hot.
@alca_pwn_2232
@alca_pwn_2232 5 лет назад
15:30 had me rolling
@stephenhassen6009
@stephenhassen6009 4 года назад
Fuckin genious! 10/10
@Andre-vs5im
@Andre-vs5im 3 года назад
Yo Kurp! Pretty good stand up, you know
@SplatterPatternExpert
@SplatterPatternExpert 6 лет назад
He looks like a combination of a young Sid Caesar and Rodney Dangerfield
@soundmindbodydivine
@soundmindbodydivine 10 месяцев назад
Is it just me, or does he sound like Attell?
@MackTheKnifeSlowly
@MackTheKnifeSlowly 6 лет назад
Was this a demo for "White Precious"? Same set right?
@earlyandoften
@earlyandoften 5 лет назад
MackTheKnifeSlowly yeah you can tell this was recorded right before her shot the special and the hour had pretty much come together and gotten tight enough
@strza7512
@strza7512 2 года назад
Kurp! You're America's co host
@ryantitmus491
@ryantitmus491 9 месяцев назад
WOW
@luthiervandros
@luthiervandros 3 года назад
Audio: high pass @ 150hz and trim 250-300hz @ -3db
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 6 лет назад
this shit was hilarious.
@scottwalker2684
@scottwalker2684 3 года назад
Crappy audio, but the set is hilarious! Great set Kurp!
@jasonsmith9959
@jasonsmith9959 6 лет назад
Anchorage!!!
@antpat
@antpat 9 месяцев назад
Dave Attell meets Louis CK
@dannymayday7106
@dannymayday7106 9 месяцев назад
MORE!
@danielvandusen5724
@danielvandusen5724 3 года назад
Urkel seeking bullets. Holy jesus that's funny
@jasonsmith9959
@jasonsmith9959 6 лет назад
Monster Face!
@MikeJones-wk5kq
@MikeJones-wk5kq 2 года назад
The blue eye shadow rules 🤙🏾
@CloveCoast
@CloveCoast 9 месяцев назад
So much better than his new special…
@joshgraham117
@joshgraham117 6 лет назад
the one light shadow is a t-rex
@pointlessopinion611
@pointlessopinion611 5 лет назад
And that has to be a very talented light cause it did make the most badass bull horned version of all the t rex's
@davidp839
@davidp839 4 года назад
he's way better at stand up than podcasts.
@adamgardener9082
@adamgardener9082 4 года назад
He crushed it on JRE .
@chrisross5621
@chrisross5621 3 года назад
Hilarious
@jb7720
@jb7720 2 месяца назад
I wonder if there's a young shane and Matt sitting in the crowd or even Tommy??
@jgedutis
@jgedutis 2 года назад
Kurt Metzger is a comedic genius. The only thing holding him back is the way he looks.
@beastmode6609
@beastmode6609 2 года назад
what? there's way uglier comedians.
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