Kuyt: Horses Arse 

this is a hundred times better than the fifty awful Lineker puns and Lawro's painful struggle to gain post-stroke mobility that's served up by the BBC every week

Haha LEGEND already! Love dirk kuyt. works his arse off week in week out. Scores most important goals too

i love my dirk the world wouldn't swap him for anyone! Dirky kuyt! xx

ha ha classic Dirk! "the one with the fat ass" - champion!

It's toe-curling, but Jim saves it right at the death

Haha, gotta love Dirk Kuyt!!

spookily he`s got a horses face....

cheers dirk, enjoy Fenerbahce

Crikey. Painful stuff.

Football on five?