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@comradecommie7144
@comradecommie7144 4 года назад
Cartman's little "Oh man..." When he suddenly realized how challenging the deal was going to be is just golden
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
Made In China He was having so much trouble!!!! Lol
@Sweetherbicetea
@Sweetherbicetea 4 года назад
No. Cartman spent more money on the jacket, realized he got ripped off.
@stargamer7576
@stargamer7576 4 года назад
Made In China you mean Goldstein
@alexcardenas9639
@alexcardenas9639 4 года назад
Ommmm g "maybe he should get sent to a concentration camp. Dam it dammit dammit "😂😂
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 года назад
Nothing is ever free. Kyle's cousin can tell you all about it.
@Joshua-dg4ek
@Joshua-dg4ek 4 года назад
I love how even when Kyle 2 and his mom are alone, she still calls him Kyle 2 😂
@michaelgualtieri651
@michaelgualtieri651 4 года назад
Still calling him Kyle 2, kinda proves she loves her nephew more than her son. Also, she could've just called one Kai. LmAo
@BibyJoseph-rt7rx
@BibyJoseph-rt7rx 4 года назад
@@michaelgualtieri651 but isn't that his name... I mean what else do you expect her to call him
@michaelgualtieri651
@michaelgualtieri651 4 года назад
@@BibyJoseph-rt7rx She could've called her nephew Kyle 2 instead. Or maybe just call either of them Kai as in a nickname so it's less insulting.
@MizantropMan
@MizantropMan 4 года назад
You gotta be consistent.
@bethanydavis9023
@bethanydavis9023 4 года назад
Just call one by a nickname, middle name, or last name. The mother is very insultive
@brianbridges8124
@brianbridges8124 8 месяцев назад
i just realized the comedic irony of someone whos constantly complaining and worried about their health ....who also happens to be extremely durable and keep re-appearing no matter how many times they try to get rid of him.... brilliant.
@yuichikita6018
@yuichikita6018 Месяц назад
They have to be in tip toe shape for when they end up in a dangerous situation.
@iluvchess14736
@iluvchess14736 3 дня назад
Kenny is dying of laughter somewhere as he reads this
@thenotoriousgigachad3455
@thenotoriousgigachad3455 Год назад
“I hope one day to be an investment banker” Honestly Cartman deserved to get the $40 just for holding back on that one alone
@glowingsunrise1030
@glowingsunrise1030 Год назад
But Kyle failed his challenge in my mind to not be such a left handed Charlotte.
@user-mg7wh8zq6v
@user-mg7wh8zq6v Месяц назад
what does investment banker have to do with being jewish
@schoolspirit2751
@schoolspirit2751 Месяц назад
@@user-mg7wh8zq6vit’s in the name
@Furska.
@Furska. Месяц назад
​​@@user-mg7wh8zq6vits a jewish stereotype that they are very successful as merchants or anything with money
@eestwah7147
@eestwah7147 Месяц назад
Bro I recon he deserves $40 just for lasting the bus ride to school
@cart.l
@cart.l 4 года назад
“You started at $40? You could have done like $12.50!”
@paraliez7346
@paraliez7346 4 года назад
Classic jew
@jackmehoff5541
@jackmehoff5541 4 года назад
Carter Lewis how bout tree fiddy?
@TV.XWORLDDD
@TV.XWORLDDD 4 года назад
Jack Mehoff GOLD I LOL’d
@dx.feelgood5825
@dx.feelgood5825 4 года назад
@@jackmehoff5541 I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO GODDAMN TREE FIDDY DAMN LOCHNESS MONSTA
@danielmejia8814
@danielmejia8814 4 года назад
He's so jewish
@chrisgreig98
@chrisgreig98 3 года назад
"Oh, and I hope one day to become an investment banker" *"Must fight it... Need. 40. Dollars"*
@Trainer_Red.....
@Trainer_Red..... 3 года назад
40 dollars? You could've done it just for 12.50
@bernardopkmDP178
@bernardopkmDP178 3 года назад
@@Trainer_Red..... You gotta lowball these things so you have a place to go
@edryan1981
@edryan1981 3 года назад
@@bernardopkmDP178 uahh ah dude
@howardmctroy3303
@howardmctroy3303 3 года назад
Boy it sure is dry out here.
@roccoferricelli6923
@roccoferricelli6923 3 года назад
Best stereotypes shaming
@EdginLegend
@EdginLegend Год назад
I love how Stan just automatically helps Kyle tape cousin Kyle into the box for the airplane so nonchalantly
@msthecommentator2863
@msthecommentator2863 9 месяцев назад
Ride or die for life, that's true best friendship right there
@jjharson7344
@jjharson7344 4 месяца назад
never question your best friend when he needs your help, part of the bro code...
@SUB-IN-SUPER
@SUB-IN-SUPER 9 месяцев назад
"What's that thing?" "That's my cousin." I've laughed too many times at that.
@user-ml6nz2tu9o
@user-ml6nz2tu9o 4 года назад
"I can see you're clearly a relative of my good friend Kyle here" LMFAO I'm dying.
@wilabanodeniro9780
@wilabanodeniro9780 4 года назад
“LMAO I’m dying”
@bigdoinks5884
@bigdoinks5884 4 года назад
poppin yo asses with clips of family guy funny moments!
@lonzobull684
@lonzobull684 4 года назад
Had me too 😂😂😂💀
@fabiana7157
@fabiana7157 4 года назад
I wish I could hear Cartman's reply to what he said tho 😂 I mean, what he would have REALLY wanted to say
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over
@owensanfordstuff
@owensanfordstuff 4 года назад
First thing cartman says is "what is that thing?"😂😂😂
@berniebernhardt1898
@berniebernhardt1898 4 года назад
I died when he said that 😂😂😂
@ericcartman735
@ericcartman735 4 года назад
I mean WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING???
@GlacierWolf
@GlacierWolf 4 года назад
Yeah, what the fuck IS that thing?!
@BrandonSmith-rb1bf
@BrandonSmith-rb1bf 4 года назад
LMAO!
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
Willz __ me too.
@dogemaster9676
@dogemaster9676 4 месяца назад
i love how cartman says “what’s that thing?” gold
@thatdude27
@thatdude27 5 месяцев назад
“can you put my stupid glasses on the nightstand” 😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LePLusCoolDesCools
@LePLusCoolDesCools 3 года назад
I love how hard Cartman actually tried. He was genuinely frustrated when he failed to hold back XD
@m1k3l1f3
@m1k3l1f3 2 года назад
He really needed the 40 dollars
@messagefamilystyled1101
@messagefamilystyled1101 2 года назад
I love how his cousin was disappointed that Kyle started at 40$ instead of lowballing cartman at 12.50
@quackman
@quackman 2 года назад
that was a lot of money to a kid that age, esp back then!
@MMALineMover
@MMALineMover 2 года назад
I love how Kyle's mom calls him Kyle 2 even when his cousins not in the room
@jerrygarry802
@jerrygarry802 2 года назад
Was he? Was he.... freaking daywalker
@117kazekage
@117kazekage 4 года назад
It’s kinda funny how the most stereotypical Jew cries out Jesus when he’s shocked/scared
@m1ckyg21
@m1ckyg21 4 года назад
considering jesus was jewish...
@Owliare
@Owliare 4 года назад
Yeah it’s pretty damn funny when ya think about it. :)
@anonymousbloke1
@anonymousbloke1 4 года назад
@@m1ckyg21 Jesus was a semite ethnically but you can't really consider him to be judaic (member of the jewish faith)
@m1ckyg21
@m1ckyg21 4 года назад
@@anonymousbloke1 was martin luther a member of the christian faith?
@anonymousbloke1
@anonymousbloke1 4 года назад
@@m1ckyg21 no idea. He was a 20th century black. He coulda been whatever
@bonecatart
@bonecatart Год назад
I love how at 4:20 , Stan immediately disappears when Kyle enters. I know it’s just because of the editing on this video but it makes it look like Stan hates Kyle so much he teleported away
@user-gn1tt1oz2r
@user-gn1tt1oz2r Год назад
Stan really said /tp
@tododeku8839
@tododeku8839 9 месяцев назад
THAT’S WHAT I IMAGINED TOO LMAOO
@blorbcorporations
@blorbcorporations 9 месяцев назад
Stan couldn’t take it anymore
@manjugoswami2233
@manjugoswami2233 2 месяца назад
*CrimsonDawn has left the server*
@Saboo27
@Saboo27 9 месяцев назад
My friends and I always use the famous "Im baaaaack" and it makes it even funnier hearing the real one again
@m4gn3tic82
@m4gn3tic82 4 года назад
Eric: MAYBE WE’LL HAVE TO SEND HIM TO C O N C E N T R A T I O N C A M P
@justinsimon154
@justinsimon154 4 года назад
Cartman!
@prashantd6252
@prashantd6252 4 года назад
200th like👏👏
@klarcxnt6005
@klarcxnt6005 4 года назад
💀💀💀💀💀
@apollo_2023
@apollo_2023 4 года назад
It was a set up for Cartman probably.
@TV.XWORLDDD
@TV.XWORLDDD 4 года назад
Bro I went the whole episode without laughing that made me scream
@bellasiffel
@bellasiffel 4 года назад
*"What's that thing?"* The way he said that so naturally
@belindaheggs6515
@belindaheggs6515 3 года назад
Kyle Broflovski I’m Cartman’s friend
@frankiesamo1563
@frankiesamo1563 3 года назад
Can I play superheroes
@bellasiffel
@bellasiffel 3 года назад
hyper beam Sure.. But it’s up to Cartman I guess
@frankiesamo1563
@frankiesamo1563 3 года назад
@@bellasiffel ile be phsyecic class then
@bellasiffel
@bellasiffel 3 года назад
hyper beam :)
@Susie_86
@Susie_86 2 месяца назад
It's the heavy mouth breathing for me 😂
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 9 месяцев назад
My favorite part of this episode is the ending. Other Kyle seems like he’s totally oblivious to what the other kids are doing the whole episode, but then he drops the hammer that he’s totally aware they were douchebags the moment they think they can exploit him for money. He was just being polite and non confrontational all those other times.
@kylejonas3875
@kylejonas3875 4 года назад
I like that Kyle 2 sleeps with his hat
@johnny44937
@johnny44937 4 года назад
I do that too
@bright-_
@bright-_ 4 года назад
I like that Kyle 3 pointed that out
@darkram3081
@darkram3081 4 года назад
He got an afro bro what u expect
@trashstarr
@trashstarr 4 года назад
@@bright-_ nice one
@kzoo8268
@kzoo8268 4 года назад
At least he doesn’t shower with it *looks at Stan*
@thedukeofchutney468
@thedukeofchutney468 3 года назад
“I mean I’m a Jew and he’s making me hate Jews!” “A self hating Jew? Dude you’re already a stereotype!” This gets me every time. 😂
@shiriguessman5157
@shiriguessman5157 3 года назад
Well Jews and Christian Jews are different and I’m a Christian jew
@thedukeofchutney468
@thedukeofchutney468 3 года назад
Shiri Guessman Very true. However, I’m just a gentile Christian.
@goldenmemes51
@goldenmemes51 3 года назад
Shiri Guessman No you’re a Hindu converted Christian for money
@thedukeofchutney468
@thedukeofchutney468 3 года назад
Golden Memes What does Hinduism have to do with anything?
@goldenmemes51
@goldenmemes51 3 года назад
Isaiah Stoy you won’t get it you’re American white or black , leave this to the Indians to talk about
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 8 месяцев назад
I love how Kyle straight up knows Cartman will try, so pays him off almost immediately.
@FancyyGT
@FancyyGT 2 месяца назад
1:40 “what’s that thing?” 😂 got me dying
@freebird264
@freebird264 2 года назад
"I hope one day to be an investment banker." Cartman: *nearly suffers a cardiac arrest*
@arson2522
@arson2522 2 года назад
suffers from a cartman arrest
@bananateeth1733
@bananateeth1733 2 года назад
@@arson2522 i found this so much funnier than i should’ve
@meyr1992
@meyr1992 Год назад
I dont understand how is that a jewish stereotype
@Dave-cw2mj
@Dave-cw2mj Год назад
@@meyr1992 basically, in the middle ages Jews were legally restricted to occupations usually barred to Christians and thus many went into money-lending. This led to, through the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, the association of Jews with greedy practices. Wikipedia has an entire page about jewish stereotypes and their origins, if you're curious.
@IvnValmont
@IvnValmont Год назад
😆😆😆😆😆😆
@paulv5260
@paulv5260 4 года назад
"..Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.." - Cartman
@ieshapadgett3389
@ieshapadgett3389 4 года назад
CARTMAN! 😠
@josephmarrison4606
@josephmarrison4606 4 года назад
I feel so bad for laughing at that.
@zomboss9242
@zomboss9242 4 года назад
*Cuts to playground scene*
@sultanzod6720
@sultanzod6720 4 года назад
"Aw damnit damnit damnit!!"
@Russell3267
@Russell3267 4 года назад
@@josephmarrison4606 I don't, I laugh at the fatalities from Coronavirus, oh and natural disasters. Yea, I'm an asshole.
@PrinceRiot
@PrinceRiot 2 месяца назад
Sheila calling her own son Kyle 2 even when his cousin is out of the room is so fucking funny, gets me every time
@erenjaeger6125
@erenjaeger6125 Год назад
I have virtually every single medical issue that Cousin Kyle has, and this episode had me and my family CRYING LAUGHING. Every two minutes I was like “THAT’S ME!!!!” So damn funny 😂
@att2075
@att2075 10 месяцев назад
Jew
@punchthecake82
@punchthecake82 9 месяцев назад
Atleast youre not jewish😂😂 or like money 😂😂 like 100 times worse
@keeno1839
@keeno1839 9 месяцев назад
Wym every single medical issue
@nuntet7170
@nuntet7170 9 месяцев назад
Lmbo!
@erenjaeger6125
@erenjaeger6125 9 месяцев назад
@@keeno1839 Allergies, asthma, etc.
@waluigicultmember2539
@waluigicultmember2539 4 года назад
"I'M BAAAEEEEK" *stan teleports out of existence*
@tacosalesman7544
@tacosalesman7544 4 года назад
Waluigi Cult Member Stan: *ight imma head out*
@pastel-children5551
@pastel-children5551 4 года назад
I love your fucking username
@AJGaming-fg8vq
@AJGaming-fg8vq 3 года назад
4:20
@mathieuleader8601
@mathieuleader8601 3 года назад
Stan got thanosed
@Cheese_Wizard3000
@Cheese_Wizard3000 3 года назад
@@tacosalesman7544 stan is a waluigi cult member
@ADHD_God5489
@ADHD_God5489 4 года назад
*”G W A S S E S .”*
@benpalma8322
@benpalma8322 4 года назад
and put them on the night stend
@kidanime2540
@kidanime2540 4 года назад
Ill tell aunt shiela about you *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*
@kidanime2540
@kidanime2540 4 года назад
Ill tell aunt shiela about you *Aunt shieeeeelaaaaa!!!*
@anom3778
@anom3778 4 года назад
Did he say stupid glasses? Lol..
@christiananderson4909
@christiananderson4909 4 года назад
I'm sorry, but I think you mean "glashess."
@SentientIrisu
@SentientIrisu 8 месяцев назад
Most relatable character as someone with multiple ailments, lmao.
@ItsTimeMichael
@ItsTimeMichael 9 месяцев назад
They got this character right down to the adenoidal breathing...🤣
@nebroc12
@nebroc12 3 года назад
"Kyle, this is Cartman. He's my sort-of friend-ish."
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over
@cobaltprime9467
@cobaltprime9467 2 года назад
That’s progress for them
@strawberryjam1150
@strawberryjam1150 2 года назад
💀💀
@a_literal_brick
@a_literal_brick 2 года назад
You'd think Kyle would get along better with a future Rabbi
@user-vn9dh6ph3w
@user-vn9dh6ph3w 2 года назад
@@a_literal_brick HAHAHA hey im watching this after the special too x)
@p6rksodaa
@p6rksodaa 3 года назад
“Hey dude” “ *w h a t s t h a t t h i n g* “
@GameZar13106
@GameZar13106 3 года назад
Cartman I need to talk to you
@GameZar13106
@GameZar13106 3 года назад
Cartman I'm gonna to make you a deal that there is my cousin from the East coast he's having a really hard time so I'm going to offer you $40 not to rip on him
@thebirb6747
@thebirb6747 3 года назад
Anime Drip “it’s gonna be tough.. but I’ll give it a shot”
@sonnyfox60
@sonnyfox60 3 года назад
Alright, Kyle this is cartman he’s my sort of friend ish
@AtMr8MinutesIsReal
@AtMr8MinutesIsReal 3 года назад
Ooh nice to meet you cartman y-you know I saw that same jacket you’re wearing at bostcos for $29.95, how much was yours I-I was just wondering if bostcos is a rip-off
@Bwess2023
@Bwess2023 Год назад
The toenail clipper had my dying 😭 🤣🤣
@hardbone6273
@hardbone6273 Год назад
so did for poor Kenny 😭😭
@Legba85
@Legba85 11 месяцев назад
Kid has more health problems than any character and Kyle returns like he’s immortal. 😂😂😂
@Acapuculco
@Acapuculco 4 года назад
- “I hope one day I’ll be a investment banker” 😂😂😂😂😂
@ksksksksksks8064
@ksksksksksks8064 4 года назад
Finally somebody understand this😂
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
Zero_ el_Kero One should 🏦 on it eventually someone would get it.
@19martincito73
@19martincito73 4 года назад
Finally someone gets it!
@personalejcr
@personalejcr 4 года назад
The memes write themselves, Cartman was holding back so bad
@rif42
@rif42 3 года назад
I thought Kyle1 would one day want to take over his dad's, Mort, pharmacy in Quahog in Rhode Island. ;-)
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye 2 года назад
The energy of Cartman's "Oh my God. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it!" is pure gold.
@EnglishTimewithMrChris
@EnglishTimewithMrChris 2 года назад
The quick cut to Cartman when she says "concentration" is great too. They didn't need to have the teacher saying that word over and over again to hint at the joke they were setting up since they had already done most of the build up with other jokes so the punchline lands even better. Cartman was already almost at his limit and then she said the keyword and so once she said it again it was all over for Cartman getting $40.
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye 2 года назад
@@TheLastMillennials Quit piggy-backing off my comment and make your own.
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
@@AppleOfThineEye how old are you?
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye 2 года назад
@@TheLastMillennials Twenty. Is this really your approach? "I'm older than you therefore I'm superior"?
@graceherbert-db2es
@graceherbert-db2es Год назад
I love how Kyle called his glasses his "stupid glasses"
@ArunaUtd
@ArunaUtd 4 года назад
*I'M* *BEEEEECCCCCKKK*
@Hysteria98
@Hysteria98 4 года назад
I have honestly been using this for so many years as part of my daily vocabulary and forgotten where it came from until i saw this again.
@johnny44937
@johnny44937 4 года назад
We need him back in south park
@johnny44937
@johnny44937 4 года назад
@Eric Cartman :(
@lachyrussell6895
@lachyrussell6895 4 года назад
His feene
@justincastillo4739
@justincastillo4739 4 года назад
Joey's WORLD TOUR
@HaIsKuL
@HaIsKuL 3 года назад
For an allergy-ridden asthmatic four-eyes weasel, Kyle is really strong surviving through all that.
@SuperiorChaosIsChaotic
@SuperiorChaosIsChaotic 2 года назад
Plot Armor
@slantos2668
@slantos2668 2 года назад
that's pretty much an extension of the main joke tbh
@hazbinotakusimp2182
@hazbinotakusimp2182 2 года назад
You mean Kyle Two? (joking)
@RoccosVideos
@RoccosVideos 2 года назад
Haha
@RoccosVideos
@RoccosVideos 2 года назад
He’s Kyle one.
@Bneby
@Bneby 5 месяцев назад
1:40 “what’s that thing?”💀
@user-fe6qq4vz8g
@user-fe6qq4vz8g 8 месяцев назад
Still one of the funniest episodes of the whole show to this day
@cnote2458
@cnote2458 2 года назад
I love how Sheila acts more nicer to her nephew then her actual son. Just like my childhood when my parents were lol.
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye 2 года назад
@@TheLastMillennials Okay zoomer
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
@@AppleOfThineEye zoomer fortniters
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye 2 года назад
@@TheLastMillennials You were born in a year that makes you a zoomer. Embrace your zoomerism.
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
@@AppleOfThineEye Someone born in 2001-2002 are developing into adults surrounded by both the help, expertise and pressures of social media, the internet and advanced technology. The younger millennials were arguably the last generation to have an internet-free childhood. Real millennial definition. Generation Y/Millennials, the generation born in the 1980s and 1990s, comprising primarily the children of the baby boomers and typically perceived as increasingly familiar with digital and electronic technology. Generation Z/Zoomers the generation born in the 2000s and 2010s, comprising primarily the children of the Gen X'ers and typically been raised with screens, smartphones and are the most tech savvy, very much influenced by vloggers and internet celebs. If you're born after the 1900s then you're Gen Z. Gen Z or zoomers remember covid-19 which is part of gen z like 9/11 and it's aftermath with millennials and Gen Z are born after the 1900s and someone who's born in 1900s can't be Gen Z never. Gen Z don't remember 90s or early 2000s they have no clue about 9/11 like steve blue clues and gen z wasn't alive for Bill Clinton. Gen Z culture is different from millennial culture like Gen Z humor or zoomer fortnite internet. Gen Z 2000-2015 or 2001-2016 Z alpha 2015-2018 or 2016-2019 Born after the year 2000 is considered part of iGeneration (aka Generation Z/FORTNITE KIDS). It is so-called due to the technology that existed during the time of their births: iPhone, iPod, iPad, iTunes, Wii, etc, and the way that they are used: individualized. Zoomers! tiktokers, QuaranTEENs, Omegle kids, fortnite kids, tide pod babies, jake paulers, logan paul kids and streamer twitch kids are those born between 2001-2009 and beyond. They all grew up on the same stuff. If you want more facts check my playlists
@TheCrippledEgg
@TheCrippledEgg 4 года назад
Kyle is usually the moral compass, but here he's just as shady and opportunistic as Cartman.
@streetkid834
@streetkid834 3 года назад
honestly if I was Kyle I'd do the same
@Karlsruhe00
@Karlsruhe00 3 года назад
@@streetkid834 same
@diegozanichelli4071
@diegozanichelli4071 3 года назад
Did you mean "Kyle 2"?
@xxzxozkxlxton1344
@xxzxozkxlxton1344 3 года назад
If I had that cousin I’d do the same
@clickbait3753
@clickbait3753 3 года назад
@Yer Nan yeah but then when he stood to gain $5 million he pretend to want him to stay lol.
@killersharkgamingyt3746
@killersharkgamingyt3746 9 месяцев назад
1:40 “what’s that thing” got me on the floor
@jakeh6980
@jakeh6980 4 месяца назад
“It gives me giiiis” lol
@mikaelskuliatlason945
@mikaelskuliatlason945 4 года назад
Cartman had the best line of all time in a TV show ever. “Maybe we’ll have to send him to concentration camp”
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
Mikael Skúli Atlason I like how Cartman immediately realized it was a horrible move. One insulting line cost him $40 However, I don’t know that I wouldn’t be able to hold back that zinger either.
@nilsbachellery6939
@nilsbachellery6939 3 года назад
I hope one day i could use this line on someone
@runnersdialzero1244
@runnersdialzero1244 3 года назад
Eh, you could see it coming a mile away the second she said the word "concentrate." I don't think the best line in the history of TV involves a predictable joke about the mass slaughter of Jewish people.
@nilsbachellery6939
@nilsbachellery6939 3 года назад
@@runnersdialzero1244 kinda right xd
@jk_ordeanneil3783
@jk_ordeanneil3783 3 года назад
And that too considering he belonged to a Jewish family. Man it’s literally considered a hate speech in America.
@robertsedler4422
@robertsedler4422 3 года назад
Calls her own child "2". That's just wrong.
@JoshChristiane
@JoshChristiane 3 года назад
When my mom had guests over if their son was named Josh she'd call us Josh 1 and Josh 2. Also in school my teachers did the same. It never bothered me at all, it's all in good humour.
@PaladinMika
@PaladinMika 3 года назад
it's South Park, wrong is right here
@SomeCraftive-Art
@SomeCraftive-Art 3 года назад
@Buddyboy9000 sdf yeah but calling someone second you always known with the same first name than one you just known with first same name is just kind of wrong if you think about it more...
@daniloroksa3766
@daniloroksa3766 3 года назад
I know
@vfrostbane225
@vfrostbane225 3 года назад
@Buddyboy9000 sdf not a chance. Those close to you come first
@dan240393
@dan240393 3 месяца назад
He looks like someone combined Elton John and Austin Powers... in a hadron collider.
@Johnnyretworth3826
@Johnnyretworth3826 6 месяцев назад
I love the little subtleties that South Park always adds to their episodes, like how Kyle’s mom still calls her own son “Kyle 2” even when no one is around hahahah
@funghxul8144
@funghxul8144 3 года назад
“I hope he doesn’t suffocate.” “He’s fiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeee.”
@maxcan5612
@maxcan5612 3 года назад
He's fyeneee
@maxcan5612
@maxcan5612 3 года назад
@Edmond Honda he pronounces everything weird as hell 😂
@jeffstalker9184
@jeffstalker9184 3 года назад
I'm baaaaaack.
@gladfan1989
@gladfan1989 3 года назад
@@jeffstalker9184 AHHHH!
@ClassPresidentAlejandro1999
@ClassPresidentAlejandro1999 2 года назад
I know
@Kronwalled55270
@Kronwalled55270 3 года назад
I've never hated anyone more than Kyle's mom
@daniellion5291
@daniellion5291 3 года назад
Have i got a song for you
@joeythegent3888
@joeythegent3888 3 года назад
Lol the same
@ol4037
@ol4037 3 года назад
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll
@0blivionvoid139
@0blivionvoid139 3 года назад
I dont understand, they never showed Kyle's mom. Now Kyle 2's is a real bitch XD
@joeythegent3888
@joeythegent3888 3 года назад
@@0blivionvoid139 lol heeez baaaeeekkkkk
@nick56677
@nick56677 5 месяцев назад
At 2:48 its hilarious seeing Kyle staring over at Cartman hoping he doesnt break 😂
@MLPAbraxas1
@MLPAbraxas1 8 месяцев назад
I love how Kyle 1 wasn't mad about bribing Cartman but disappointed in him that he would've given him too much money lmaoooo
@Bunchun
@Bunchun 4 года назад
That quality is crystal, thank you.
@thatoneguy779
@thatoneguy779 4 года назад
I think it's from the blu ray discs
@poto1418
@poto1418 4 года назад
You can watch all the episodes on the official webside with this same quality, it's great.
@coyotecodey1160
@coyotecodey1160 4 года назад
No captions
@rylee3412
@rylee3412 4 года назад
Avocado really that’s cool it seems like Hulu’s quality isn’t even this good in these early seasons wasn’t this like season 4 ?
@hyundaii_sonata
@hyundaii_sonata 3 года назад
Nice profile pic❣️
@Mettalus
@Mettalus 3 года назад
"I-I really think you coulda done it for about 12.50." "What?" "Wh- I mean you didn't just start at 40, did you? You gotta lowball these things so you got a place to go." lmao
@nathancharles6437
@nathancharles6437 3 года назад
Funniest part of the video!
@halflife103
@halflife103 3 года назад
that part always kills me XD
@etrim4213
@etrim4213 3 года назад
Yea. We saw
@silverselkie1692
@silverselkie1692 3 года назад
He’s not wrong
@zerkzezemanovstra4526
@zerkzezemanovstra4526 3 года назад
I completely lost it at that part
@thepackingpacjack7767
@thepackingpacjack7767 Год назад
I like to imagine that Cousin Kyle gets older, he becomes an absolute GigaChad with the exact same voice
@ummyg69
@ummyg69 4 года назад
If you combine both Kyles together you get Ben Shapiro
@Pengowirr
@Pengowirr 4 года назад
@toyota yaris damnn you got hurt so bad
@Godzillaaaaa11
@Godzillaaaaa11 4 года назад
Ben "my wife is a doctor" Shapiro
@nothde9865
@nothde9865 4 года назад
@@Pengowirr damn you got hurt so bad
@nicoledreamcr4666
@nicoledreamcr4666 4 года назад
@Slippschitts Hey Far right moron who thinks his life only make sense if he makes hell out of other people's lifes. Especially minorities.
@Underworlddream
@Underworlddream 4 года назад
@Slippschitts Hey He is a right wing Jewish guy, because of his minority statuse and he is hated by the left because he very good at debating socialist and leftist. That why they constantly call him a Nazi, race traitor, far-right, alt-right, and try to deplatform him because they have a hard time debating him.
@starlined2351
@starlined2351 3 года назад
1:40 “What’s that thing” took me out 😭
@Forgan_Mreeman
@Forgan_Mreeman 3 года назад
i looked this up just for that single line
@iletaMarchita
@iletaMarchita 3 года назад
omg
@danielmedina4276
@danielmedina4276 3 года назад
@@Forgan_Mreeman so did i
@bryanl.morrison552
@bryanl.morrison552 3 года назад
The timing was impeccable
@sam9014
@sam9014 3 года назад
SAME WTF
@The_Weirdo_Abby
@The_Weirdo_Abby 3 месяца назад
Not me who has glasses allergies to almost everything asthma and eczema ✨
@platoriamS
@platoriamS Год назад
The loud mouth breathing is just perfect
@cheemythedrunkmonke
@cheemythedrunkmonke 3 года назад
“I hope one day to be an investment banker” He’s more Jewish than green hat Kyle
@theinternet6981
@theinternet6981 3 года назад
Thats the joke
@HumanB312
@HumanB312 3 года назад
Kyle 2
@Tannerj50
@Tannerj50 3 года назад
@@cheemythedrunkmonke jewish isnt a race, Judaism is a religion, it isn't racial , but rather anti semetic !
@cheemythedrunkmonke
@cheemythedrunkmonke 3 года назад
@@Tannerj50 ok
@DarrylErickson
@DarrylErickson 3 года назад
@@cheemythedrunkmonke what u talking about no one said anything
@Pfsif
@Pfsif 4 года назад
Investment Banker! Come on, it writes itself.
@simpsbelongtothegulags3702
@simpsbelongtothegulags3702 4 года назад
Its in the blood
@scalemaster170
@scalemaster170 4 года назад
Rothschild
@Eetu.R
@Eetu.R 4 года назад
@@user-me7mm7gr1p oh man i absolutely love the way you think
@billyrj973
@billyrj973 4 года назад
Iskalder Hollywood director involved in white shaming movies, founder of a pro immigration/ refugee association (to Europe and U.S. (but not Israel🇮🇱))
@ShawnFX
@ShawnFX 4 года назад
@@scalemaster170 ayee im happy other people know about those inbred scumbags Rothschild family
@daninoob007
@daninoob007 Год назад
I love that kyle (cousin) asked for fish in the dinner because he couldn't eat meat, and the fish later made him want go to the bathroom.
@williampulfer-melville8536
@williampulfer-melville8536 Год назад
Must be bloody annoying when your aunt and uncle name your cousin the same name that you have
@labrat7382
@labrat7382 4 года назад
Imagine being so unbearable that a bear brought you home.
@Shinobu_D21
@Shinobu_D21 4 года назад
Musta been unBEARable lol
@lonewolf9578
@lonewolf9578 4 года назад
Ibuki *badumtss*
@kryptonianotaku4975
@kryptonianotaku4975 4 года назад
He couldn’t bear Kyle
@Keepmovingson
@Keepmovingson 4 года назад
Ibuki comedy is truly wasted on people like you
@vanessahernandez3637
@vanessahernandez3637 4 года назад
LOL It rhymes
@danielmedina4276
@danielmedina4276 4 года назад
He actually called his own glasses stupid. I wasn’t expecting that 😅
@thekittehawk6993
@thekittehawk6993 4 года назад
Daniel Medina glasses aren’t cool
@danielmedina4276
@danielmedina4276 4 года назад
Thekittehawk Some people can make it cool. Like The Director from Red vs Blue.
@yellya
@yellya 4 года назад
Thekittehawk way to compliment me =(
@joystick396
@joystick396 4 года назад
Glasses really aren’t cool that’s why I stopped wearing mine, blurry vision is the new fad
@definetelynotmax
@definetelynotmax 4 года назад
@@joystick396 thanks bro
@nugsymalone1247
@nugsymalone1247 Год назад
Just the kids open mouth has me cracking up, so well done
@davidmalone7069
@davidmalone7069 3 месяца назад
He totally seems like the guy to dig tunnels for no reason
@maybe3xcesive742
@maybe3xcesive742 4 года назад
4:49 “Kyle 2, where’s Kyle??” *teleports back to the kitchen* “It’s possible he went back to Connecticut” “WHAT!?!?”
@troomshroom7682
@troomshroom7682 4 года назад
Grant James Hamilton NANI!?
@-mp64-56
@-mp64-56 4 года назад
WTF!?
@XxJonah
@XxJonah 4 года назад
It’s edit
@laurabeane8862
@laurabeane8862 4 года назад
Those of us in Connecticut: "No, he's in Franconia Notch"
@hypernova_119
@hypernova_119 4 года назад
Kyle: That is the power of my stand, The World!
@papiluke1454
@papiluke1454 4 года назад
“We might have to send him to concentration camp” 😭
@abhaykota4440
@abhaykota4440 4 года назад
Papi Luke damn it damn it DAMN IT 😂🤣
@crazilynoobz
@crazilynoobz 4 года назад
@@abhaykota4440 CARTMAN!!
@binnacle3842
@binnacle3842 3 года назад
**Music plays** You need to learn how to play some sports Kyle.
@hamidsoltanpor9630
@hamidsoltanpor9630 3 года назад
Binnacle so we’re gonna start with a tough one called ... CATCH THE BALL 🏈
@ELECTRICxCLAM
@ELECTRICxCLAM 3 года назад
@@hamidsoltanpor9630 I throw the football to you, and you throw it back to me
@thatcadendude
@thatcadendude Месяц назад
its funny how kyle literally has to pay cartman 40 bucks
@ChrisAI9
@ChrisAI9 Год назад
It’s a miracle Cartman even lasted that long
@worldofhazuli5403
@worldofhazuli5403 3 года назад
Kyle: I hope he doesn’t die! Cartman: *he’s fffffiiIIINNEEEE!*
@renegade3577
@renegade3577 3 года назад
Kyle: I’M BAAAAAACCKKK!!!
@ericcartman627
@ericcartman627 3 года назад
he waq
@kirbobutwithacrossandthebi7878
@kirbobutwithacrossandthebi7878 3 года назад
@@ericcartman627 Heeeeeeeeees Baaaaaaaaaaaaqk
@savinidude1851
@savinidude1851 3 года назад
You mean: HES FANNNN
@viennacupcake8700
@viennacupcake8700 3 года назад
Kyle or Kyle
@JoeSebGriff
@JoeSebGriff 4 года назад
"A self hating Jew, you are becoming a stereotype." The struggle is real... :(
@younot6921
@younot6921 4 года назад
Why do Jews hate themselves?
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
You got Bill Cosby'd Look at Cousin Kyle, he fits every stereotype and South Park’s Kyle worries after he made a good name for Jews this stereotype is gonna ruin it. Stereotypes include the financial trade, being very liberal in beliefs, certain dietary needs, complaining, and more. Younger Asians HATE older generations since they slurp their food (culturally correct...IN THE OLD COUNTRY), seem to have a ton of cameras, love tiny things, all fans of anime, all parents are (believed) to be tiger moms. Same reason any group hates stereotypes. Not every stereotype is “bad”, but it leads to bad things. What is with an Asian man terrible with math? You mean just because he is Asian he has to be good? Not every Italian kid can cook a ton of Italian food and father’s not connected to the mafia, nor every Irish kid has a drunken father, etc.
@StandWatie1862
@StandWatie1862 4 года назад
@@mantidream8179 Yeah and they have an apartheid state and get to spy on America with no consequence
@johnsullivan186
@johnsullivan186 4 года назад
Dillon B. We don’t have a lot of days...because of Jews wtf
@GeoffreyBronson
@GeoffreyBronson 4 года назад
​@@younot6921 Your people being expelled from 110 countries can't be good for your self esteem.
@aa-ze5cz
@aa-ze5cz 10 дней назад
"Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp." BRUH... .🤣🤣🤣
@pchound5962
@pchound5962 6 месяцев назад
Let's be honest, we've been around people like him before. Not Jewish stereotypes but just boring one-dimensional people who only complain about their medical problems. And then they use that as an advantage to make everyone feel sorry for them and give them attention. Yes they have a severe problem with their health, but you wish they'd just have a better attitude about it. And on the other hand, there are ones with severe issues who are optimistic and kind.
@EMMoney8806
@EMMoney8806 4 года назад
"I got dragged for over 100 miles before the bus finally stopped for ges!" Lol HAHAHAHAHA
@PolishGuy
@PolishGuy 4 года назад
EMMoney8806 he said that and iä heard it damn
@wilykat
@wilykat 4 года назад
I'm surprised that he was able to survive and make it back to Kyle's house mangled up to tell his ordeal. Lol
@ihavenoidea4727
@ihavenoidea4727 3 года назад
@@wilykat p sure it was a reference to something else, lol. At least the comment is I playing th at
@letzgetphat3433
@letzgetphat3433 3 года назад
As a practicing Jew I can in fact confirm that this is extremely and unfortunately accurate.
@kenrickpena1453
@kenrickpena1453 3 года назад
@Bronze Spectre bruh
@letzgetphat3433
@letzgetphat3433 3 года назад
@Pete Guthrie usually we begin to develop at talking age, then at 8 years old you’re couponing
@teddyvincent4833
@teddyvincent4833 3 года назад
The two toughest kids in my hometown (in Connecticut of all places) were Jews. Both college wrestlers, great guys, and my oldest friends. Can’t wait to send them this clip. They are the exact opposite of Kyle’s cousin in many ways, but so smart fiscally. They’re Jews, so what do you expect?
@fabiana7157
@fabiana7157 3 года назад
What are you doing out of the camp? Get back here
@fabiana7157
@fabiana7157 3 года назад
@@teddyvincent4833 "Tough jews" You're funny.
@methheadmayhemmiller8747
@methheadmayhemmiller8747 4 месяца назад
Cartman’s first reaction to seeing Kyle’s cousin 😂😂 “what’s that thing?” 💀
@anthonythibert7022
@anthonythibert7022 3 месяца назад
"Beef really gives me bad gahasss."
@I.luv.my.razie_
@I.luv.my.razie_ 5 месяцев назад
Kyle’s breathing never fails to make me laugh.
@elijahbeach3834
@elijahbeach3834 4 года назад
the heavy breathing gets me every time 😂 I didn’t know the comment was funny
@realestsinrrell925
@realestsinrrell925 4 года назад
For real lol. The breathing is the best part of his character
@kimmolaine8069
@kimmolaine8069 4 года назад
It's so dry out here...
@Mike.themaestro
@Mike.themaestro 4 года назад
ASMR if you have headphones 😂
@hiitsbrandon5299
@hiitsbrandon5299 4 года назад
Someone turning into a pickle is funnier
@adammc2339
@adammc2339 4 года назад
He has *aeeeeesthma*
@DOA-321
@DOA-321 Месяц назад
Kyle sounds like a NYC jew ...Aunt Sheila sounds like the Yentas in my apartment complex..love the accent...make me laff so hard it makes me need da baffroom😅
@adrianquinonez5571
@adrianquinonez5571 Год назад
The breathing gets me every time
@glowingsunrise1030
@glowingsunrise1030 Год назад
"Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?"
@caleb1413
@caleb1413 3 года назад
I have Jewish extended family from Connecticut, and i love Kyle’s cousin because, to be perfectly honest, his characterization is actually super accurate. I literally can think of three relatives just off the top of my head who are just like him.
@cassidy7684
@cassidy7684 3 года назад
lmfaoo me too
@naser1109
@naser1109 2 года назад
I notice the accent is also accurate. Many Jews do speak English like that
@mstr293
@mstr293 2 года назад
Goldberg... Ok, I believe you!
@music79075
@music79075 2 года назад
I am so sorry.
@BungieStudios
@BungieStudios 2 года назад
If you ever work in the entertainment industry, you're bound to run into some people like that. They're not even Jewish religiously, but they act like the stereotype so accurately. I think it's how those from the Midwest can't hear their own country accent and mannerisms either unless recorded and played back. We sound different in our own head. lol
@crazypancakes7781
@crazypancakes7781 3 года назад
Every time he breathes loudly with his mouth open, it just gets me so much.
@robertgray1811
@robertgray1811 2 года назад
*intense breathing*
@MS-sv1tr
@MS-sv1tr 2 года назад
It makes me feel a kind of anger I've worked hard to suppress for years, and I resent him for that
@Polt564
@Polt564 2 года назад
Damn u like it
@TheLastMillennials
@TheLastMillennials 2 года назад
0:07 how everyone felt when we thought covid restrictions were over
@lil_jackgamez8992
@lil_jackgamez8992 Месяц назад
I'm not gonna lie when Kyle made a deal with Cartman to not rip into his cousin I already know it was to be failed on the fact that's like asking to make a bet on the hardest difficulty in a game it will be a struggle 😂
@W0LFB3AT5
@W0LFB3AT5 3 года назад
The way he says, “...it gives me gaais.” Had me rolling. 😆
@SUPERNOVA0360
@SUPERNOVA0360 3 года назад
Timestamp?
@personbelowmeisadumbass8891
@personbelowmeisadumbass8891 3 года назад
7:22
@williamacheson3569
@williamacheson3569 3 года назад
@@SUPERNOVA0360 0:40
@Aryan-qv8hz
@Aryan-qv8hz 2 года назад
The bus needs to get the gais.
@ronaldruiz1709
@ronaldruiz1709 2 года назад
Yeah and that fish he picked over beef sure didn’t help him avoid getting gas 😅
@AdamBorseti
@AdamBorseti 3 года назад
"I tried to get him lost in the woods, but a stupid *bear* brought him back!" lol. The bear couldn't even take his shit!
@fefebtw6264
@fefebtw6264 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@shadysam7161
@shadysam7161 3 года назад
im pretty sure if you were a bear; stereotypes would be the equivalent of stale, disgusting mcdonalds.
@edinscot56789
@edinscot56789 3 года назад
That's kind of disturbing when you think about it
@KingPiye06
@KingPiye06 2 года назад
Bro that's hilarious
@AlexanderShamov
@AlexanderShamov 2 года назад
Absolutely unbearable
@lilmike2710
@lilmike2710 Год назад
I remember when this episode aired. With me sitting there with a big stupid grin on my face the entire time.
@zachfine3949
@zachfine3949 Год назад
The fact that the stereotype is literally true is mind boggling 😂
@beanie-man
@beanie-man 3 года назад
Cartman: "What's better then ripping on one Kyle?" Cartman: "Ripping on two Kyle's."
@kingcartman7217
@kingcartman7217 3 года назад
Better*
@kylebroflovski7419
@kylebroflovski7419 3 года назад
Tee Hee Man Dang it
@doofusdog2663
@doofusdog2663 3 года назад
i need to walk to therapy after this
@hanabelay1558
@hanabelay1558 3 года назад
@@kingcartman7217 you are a different cart man
@hanabelay1558
@hanabelay1558 3 года назад
@@kylebroflovski7419 you are not a Jew
@MrKennyBones
@MrKennyBones 2 года назад
Kyle 1 is one of the best side characters in South Park history. The subtleties like the accent and the breathing just makes it perfect. We all had that cousin who was annoying as shit
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 2 года назад
kyle 2 he's your responsibility
@MosesOfSuburbia
@MosesOfSuburbia 2 года назад
Я такой брат
@ForumcoldiArchon
@ForumcoldiArchon 2 года назад
Human kite vs human kite 2 was the best fight in fractured but whole
@Toosii2times
@Toosii2times Год назад
Don’t forget the facial expressions
@Toosii2times
@Toosii2times Год назад
@Jimmy Watkins yeah idk what this dude is talkin about
@joshuacook903
@joshuacook903 Год назад
I like how Kyle sees the kid with the NY hat and jersey and is excited, then he walks away and out emerges the other Kyle and Kyle’s face appears disappointed.
@hlebushek_mogus
@hlebushek_mogus Месяц назад
"He's fine" Cartman's most famous words
@stodgiestbow165
@stodgiestbow165 3 года назад
“Concentration is the key to success in my classroom” “Maybe you should send him to a concentration camp” I love this show because it’s not afraid to be offensive
@steele_heart77
@steele_heart77 3 года назад
*"CARTMAN!!!"* Lmao I love South Park
@devinpapadoilos942
@devinpapadoilos942 3 года назад
🤣
@Littlereaper558
@Littlereaper558 3 года назад
It was a long time ago
@makaylareynolds8617
@makaylareynolds8617 3 года назад
"AW! DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!"
@kyloren141
@kyloren141 3 года назад
SHIT SHIT SHIT
@Larry
@Larry 4 года назад
Why does Kyle sleep with his hat on?
@My.Afro.Nut.
@My.Afro.Nut. 4 года назад
Larry Bundy Jr why not?
@Maplelust
@Maplelust 3 года назад
2 seasons in south park, winter and July - cartman plus the whole cartoon gag keeping the same thing on for years and years.
@snowbird1381
@snowbird1381 3 года назад
It’s a cartoon. They’re known to wear the same thing.
@namecomingsoon9517
@namecomingsoon9517 3 года назад
Kyle doesn’t wear a hat
@HiThere-ds5ei
@HiThere-ds5ei 3 года назад
@@namecomingsoon9517 Not Kyle, he means Kyle.
@Intermistyc
@Intermistyc Год назад
Bro Cartman is suffering from no-roast pressure.
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who??? I do not know him #learnfromkhaby #comedy
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