i find it funny that no one had noticed this man's presence until the player toon had to go out of their way to piece the whole thing together, because this guy is just loud as hell. bro is literally stomping around and screaming yeehaw at his employees all day every day, they should've heard his cowboy ass from a mile away.
The funny thing is that the HQ Officers of Anchor Avenue knew, they just, for some reason, decided not to tell anyone until you confront them about it.
Alton went from being the least memorable boss in the game to one of my favorites with this update! Before he was (for lack of a better term) an emotionless machine with no personality, and now he's practically OOZING with it!
based entirely on people telling me about him, I hope for two things: 1. he has the attack "Cigar Smoke" 2. one of his cheats has something related to gun-slinging or a western standoff Edit: After viewing the wiki, I am sorry to declare that neither of these are true.
