LaNutmeg Field Fairy IV BUYS Manchester United & relocates/renames them to Nigeria Red Card FC🔥 Can he take them from EFL League 2 to a Champions League Trophy? #eafc #soccer #gaming #eafc24 #futbol
Teammate name ideas: Hakeem Kareem Faheem Anthony III LaShutdown Pitchdevil V (LaNutmeg's brother) De'Shot Slidetackler VI (LaNutmeg's uncle) Dontavious Binglemeister Demetrius Lowblock Jaquontavious Tripman Tonquavious Trashcan II (Goalie) Laquashon McFlurrymaker
Teammate name ideas: Goalie McTickle-Toes The Third Junior Position: Goalkeeper Sir Jiggles-A-Lot the Convincted Felon The 5th Position: Attacking Midfielder
"Cornelius doesn't know English, so he screams whenever he wants the ball" had me giggling like a schoolgirl. One Cornelius isn't allowed within 1000 feet of
LaNutmeg is playing the long game. By giving all the opposition crippling leg injuries he’s putting them out of practice, raising the skill gap between him and everyone else, scoring a massive advantage. He knows what he’s doing whether others recognize it or not
LaNutmeg and his family have cemented their legacy as the greatest of all time (GOATs) in the realm of soccer, a distinction that transcends individual brilliance and extends to a familial dynasty of excellence. From LaNutmeg's dazzling dribbling skills and visionary playmaking, which have captivated fans and confounded defenders, to his relentless work ethic and leadership on the pitch, his contributions to the sport are unparalleled. His siblings, equally prodigious, have followed in his footsteps, each bringing their unique flair and talent to the game, thus reinforcing the family's dominance. The LaNutmeg family embodies a blend of innate talent, rigorous training, and an unwavering passion for soccer that sets them apart. Their influence extends beyond their technical prowess; they have become cultural icons, inspiring generations of young athletes to dream big and push the boundaries of what is possible in the sport. Whether it's scoring breathtaking goals, orchestrating intricate team plays, or demonstrating sportsmanship and resilience, LaNutmeg and his family have consistently set the bar high, earning their place in the annals of soccer history as the definitive GOATs. Their legacy is not just measured in trophies and records but in the indelible mark they have left on the beautiful game, forever shaping its future. Pls pin this took forever.
Can't forget LaNutmeg's distant relative, !oble Goog Oppenheimer LXIX. He absolutely NUKED the net back in his prime, and should come out of retirement to play with them.
do a test to see how burger flippers,telemarketers,trash cans and taxi drivers,coal miners,do without la nutmeg,albert.Add cornelius since he isnt as good as the other two
Where is my boy, Georgie bicycle bar-hitter, the man who can only hit the most toxic bicycle kicks know to man, also who can make the most fire passes to anyone from anywhere
Some name ideas: Tavious Topbins Merkleton VI Yung Cornball Paddington LaJavion Anklebreaker X Infantalious LaBustdown II Yung Orange Peel QuinSergio LaRamosion (please give me a jersey)
Whenever Red Card FC is going up against Argentina FC(Messi’s team) better bring the 6’9” LaGiant DwarfStomper XIII to crush Messi with his custom made size 69 Jordan’s made from midgets by midgets.
